All you kids out there, pay attention in math. Sure it may seem stupid now, but Yes, You Will Use It Later in Life. Maybe not linear algebra or differential equations, because shit, you gotta be pretty hardcore to use that shit on a regular basis. I meant like basic algebra and geometry. And trigonometry, much like how eff-ing around with it right now as we speak. I'm off by four degrees, but oh what a world of Shit I am in, as this measly four degrees over eleven different angles now equates to an error of 32 feet over a distance of some 400 feet. This is bad. Imagine your car only starting 9 times out of 10. That's about the same kind of error we're I'm dealing with right now.
Four degrees. Over 11 angles. That's a margin of error of 21'49.09" i'm allowed for each angle.
FUCKING SHITTY PROTRACTOR ATE MY TINY MARGIN OF ERROR. ASSHOLE.
And if you're in school studying algebra and geometry and trignometry, what are you doing here anyway? I would hope that your parents are reading this over your shoulder, as the SHoP should be R-rated at best. Cock. Balls.
And if you're reading this over your kid's shoulder in an attempt to be an involved, concerned parent (My anti-drug is the SixHertz House of Pain! Also the Republican Party), HOLY CRAP IN A PITA WHAT KIND OF SHITTY PARENT ARE YOU?!? Are you letting your child read this in an attempt to diversify him/her/it with an abundance of different opinions and worldviews? Because, hey, good parenting skills there, my friend! Why don't you start saving up for your child's upcoming abortions?
Heh. The youngest person to read the SHoP is probably my little brother who is 14. Or 15. Or well shit i don't remember. I think he's 15. Yeah, that's the ticket. Anycrap, he's probably the youngest SHoPper, and even then he doesn't read this too often
But the moral is, yes, stay in school and learn your math, else you be short 30 feet on your prints.
One quick tip to help make the office day go a little more smoothly. When somebody gives you some paperwork for the job that your company has just been awarded and asks you, "Is that all you need for right now?" DO NOT start to complain that he/she has not brought you paperwork that will be due upon completion of this job weeks from now. Please fucking wait until the job has elapsed until you levy these complaints.
It will likely take all of the other person's will power not to yell at you, "THAT WASN'T MY QUESTION, DAMMIT. I ASKED YOU ABOUT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW."
My first foray into the world of online Words of Wisdom is here. The headline pretty much sums it up. And there are some good driving tips here as well. Learn them. Know them. Live them.
OK gotta find those 32 feet. Well, actually if i added 15 there and changed the angles a bit, I should be OK. Don't repeat that.
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
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