(PG-13) Dual 3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy!

dual 3amC for you. it's live, as i'm in oakland and LMHB is in Palmdale, CA. I used the wrong window for a bit, which is where there are three names.

Brent at Boeing = LMHBrent, even though he hasn't worked for Boeing since we both lived in Everett, WA
TioJaime858 = Tio Jaime
Poke00210 = Tio Jaime.

TAR 3amC to follow tomorrow? it's a two hour long episode. the one from last tuesday that I didn't do yet.

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

Live Dual 3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy, Episode 2!

You are now in chat room “GA ep2.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858 (9:51:55 PM): hello dere SHoPpers!!! TioJaime858 (9:52:10 PM): teri hatcher is a hottie TioJaime858 (9:52:22 PM): Grey's Anatomy... next on aBC! TioJaime858 (9:52:24 PM): ABC TioJaime858 (9:52:33 PM): oh, that's why we're 3am Criticizing tonight TioJaime858 (9:52:45 PM): as soon at brent gets here TioJaime858 (9:53:01 PM): well we're not gonna hold up the 3amC, but i can't find him yet... TioJaime858 (9:54:53 PM): ooh yes yes ellen pompeo TioJaime858 (9:55:01 PM): (she's the chick from Old School TioJaime858 (9:55:14 PM): and the asian is from Dancing at the Blue Iguana TioJaime858 (9:55:43 PM): ooh felicity huffman TioJaime858 (9:55:50 PM): she's somewhat tore-up nowadays TioJaime858 (9:56:56 PM): oh, did the red sox play an actual regular season game today? TioJaime858 (9:57:04 PM): oh ha ha, they lost TioJaime858 (9:57:34 PM): i still hate yankees fans, but realize that red sox fans are quickly making their way up to the top of the heap TioJaime858 (9:57:43 PM): really, they're no better than yankees fans TioJaime858 (9:57:54 PM): but i digress TioJaime858 (9:58:01 PM): brb gonna put some pajamas on Brent at Boeing declined your invitation to chat. Poke00210 (9:59:19 PM): WTF Poke00210 (9:59:42 PM): Brent at Boeing has entered the chat room. Poke00210 (10:00:13 PM): hello dere! Brent at Boeing (10:00:13 PM): okay that seems to work Brent at Boeing (10:00:28 PM): desperate housewives is on Poke00210 (10:00:30 PM): watching the end of desperate housewives Brent at Boeing (10:00:40 PM): "we all dream of being rescued" Poke00210 (10:00:41 PM): i would like to dry hump teri hatcher Brent at Boeing (10:00:57 PM): is that the opposite of soggy hump? Brent at Boeing (10:01:02 PM): "we just have to rescue ourselves" Brent at Boeing (10:01:18 PM): is that a euphemism for masturbating? Poke00210 (10:01:20 PM): man you are soggy Poke00210 (10:01:31 PM): "the year's biggest new hit" Brent at Boeing (10:01:37 PM): SEATTLE! Poke00210 (10:01:37 PM): Previously on Grey's Anatomy Poke00210 (10:01:41 PM): ooh, ellen pompeo Brent at Boeing (10:01:43 PM): horse face Brent at Boeing (10:01:52 PM): errr... horses' ass face Poke00210 (10:01:56 PM): check out Dancing at the Blue Iguana Brent at Boeing (10:01:58 PM): dude no looking at guys butts Brent at Boeing (10:02:03 PM): what is that? Poke00210 (10:02:05 PM): ooh brizown schizznugar Brent at Boeing (10:02:07 PM): oh the porn? Brent at Boeing (10:02:10 PM): OH MAN Poke00210 (10:02:20 PM): DatBI is a movie about an LA strip club Brent at Boeing (10:02:31 PM): oh i see Poke00210 (10:02:34 PM): i like that dorky dude Brent at Boeing (10:02:41 PM): here goes! Poke00210 (10:02:49 PM): ooh a ferry Brent at Boeing (10:02:52 PM): would you room with her? Brent at Boeing (10:02:54 PM): hehe Poke00210 (10:02:57 PM): yesh Poke00210 (10:03:01 PM): Yes on H Brent at Boeing (10:03:18 PM): is that a chick? Poke00210 (10:03:19 PM): ooh that's the asian chick Brent at Boeing (10:03:20 PM): NICE Poke00210 (10:03:27 PM): oh yes on H Brent at Boeing (10:03:33 PM): is that a real building in seattle/ Poke00210 (10:03:40 PM): those are hot shoes Brent at Boeing (10:03:51 PM): she's ugly Poke00210 (10:03:57 PM): not sure... Brent at Boeing (10:03:58 PM): i was sleeping Brent at Boeing (10:04:09 PM): mom woke me up Brent at Boeing (10:04:09 PM): 1986 Poke00210 (10:04:17 PM): the hospital is by the space needle Brent at Boeing (10:04:21 PM): wait isn't she living with her mom? Poke00210 (10:04:22 PM): which is kinda fake Brent at Boeing (10:04:38 PM): oh that is fake Brent at Boeing (10:04:53 PM): she's not Brent at Boeing (10:04:54 PM): hot Poke00210 (10:05:06 PM): yeah right, this is so fake Poke00210 (10:05:12 PM): no indian doctors? no asian doctors? Poke00210 (10:05:19 PM): yet two blockdoctors Poke00210 (10:05:22 PM): black Brent at Boeing (10:05:25 PM): hahahaah Brent at Boeing (10:05:30 PM): good point Brent at Boeing (10:05:32 PM): no bloack intern? Brent at Boeing (10:05:38 PM): "seattle has ferry boats" Poke00210 (10:05:46 PM): i think you're ahead a couple of seconds Brent at Boeing (10:05:55 PM): i think so Brent at Boeing (10:06:03 PM): "not going out with you" Brent at Boeing (10:06:06 PM): ouch Brent at Boeing (10:06:07 PM): HAHA Brent at Boeing (10:06:25 PM): i'm riding you in my head Poke00210 (10:06:31 PM): i want ellen pompeo to sexually harass me Poke00210 (10:06:33 PM): HARD Brent at Boeing (10:06:36 PM): ahahha Brent at Boeing (10:06:41 PM): damn Brent at Boeing (10:06:45 PM): that was hot Brent at Boeing (10:07:00 PM): do it again Poke00210 (10:07:08 PM): i would like to spank her Poke00210 (10:07:13 PM): not the rape victim Brent at Boeing (10:07:14 PM): is she a surgeon? Poke00210 (10:07:19 PM): where was she found? Brent at Boeing (10:07:26 PM): oh sucks Brent at Boeing (10:07:50 PM): at the everett albertsons Brent at Boeing (10:07:52 PM): heeh j/k Poke00210 (10:08:03 PM): OK that was uncool soggy b Brent at Boeing (10:08:15 PM): just kidding Brent at Boeing (10:08:17 PM): man i miss seattle Poke00210 (10:08:21 PM): yeah me too Poke00210 (10:08:48 PM): huh? Poke00210 (10:08:53 PM): whoa Brent at Boeing (10:08:53 PM): sick Poke00210 (10:08:58 PM): "ellen pompeo" Brent at Boeing (10:09:00 PM): i sent you an e-mail from work to your work email tonight about missing seattle Poke00210 (10:09:05 PM): hey this is kind of a cool intro Brent at Boeing (10:09:23 PM): short but cool yeah Poke00210 (10:09:25 PM): OK that was kinda stupid Brent at Boeing (10:09:30 PM): the red shoes? Brent at Boeing (10:09:31 PM): brb Poke00210 (10:09:33 PM): it was a mix of ER w/desperate housewives Brent at Boeing (10:09:35 PM): gotta unpack the car Brent at Boeing (10:09:38 PM): ahhahaha yeah Brent at Boeing (10:09:39 PM): brb Poke00210 (10:09:44 PM): it's like the seedier side of the hospital Poke00210 (10:10:03 PM): we're gonna start to get a lot of hits now because of ellen pompeo Poke00210 (10:10:05 PM): boobs Poke00210 (10:10:10 PM): marisa miller Poke00210 (10:10:12 PM): perfect 10 Poke00210 (10:10:18 PM): hayden cleavage the amazing race Poke00210 (10:10:23 PM): hayden boobs Poke00210 (10:10:37 PM): LOL Poke00210 (10:10:43 PM): cool t-mobile commercial Brent at Boeing (10:11:56 PM): is it still catherine zeta jones? Brent at Boeing (10:11:58 PM): okay i'm back TioJaime858 (10:12:27 PM): yep still CZ∆ TioJaime858 (10:12:29 PM): CZJ Brent at Boeing (10:12:34 PM): hehe TioJaime858 (10:12:37 PM): what just happened? i missed it Brent at Boeing (10:12:50 PM): BERKELEY TioJaime858 (10:12:51 PM): ha ha TioJaime858 (10:12:55 PM): PH.D from berkeley Brent at Boeing (10:12:57 PM): white doc got invited to seattle grace from chief TioJaime858 (10:13:01 PM): bite me, mcb chick Brent at Boeing (10:13:03 PM): brb Brent at Boeing (10:13:18 PM): phone rinning Brent at Boeing (10:13:23 PM): i will not answer it Brent at Boeing (10:13:27 PM): what did i miss TioJaime858 (10:13:44 PM): o'malley was talking to the asian chick Brent at Boeing (10:13:48 PM): oh ehh Brent at Boeing (10:13:52 PM): AHAHHAHA TioJaime858 (10:13:53 PM): no speaky engrish! Brent at Boeing (10:13:54 PM): get the asian chick Brent at Boeing (10:13:58 PM): horse asian TioJaime858 (10:14:08 PM): you don't like teh horse asian chick? Brent at Boeing (10:14:11 PM): nah Brent at Boeing (10:14:15 PM): shit TioJaime858 (10:14:15 PM): she was good in the LA strip club movie TioJaime858 (10:14:45 PM): oh it's the penis TioJaime858 (10:15:04 PM): "custody of a penis" Brent at Boeing (10:15:30 PM): fit as a fiddle TioJaime858 (10:15:41 PM): that asian looks kinda horsey now that you mention it Brent at Boeing (10:15:45 PM): yeah hehe TioJaime858 (10:16:17 PM): LOL TioJaime858 (10:16:22 PM): she can bite my crime TioJaime858 (10:16:37 PM): "i have the same shoes" TioJaime858 (10:16:39 PM): waaa Brent at Boeing (10:16:43 PM): weird TioJaime858 (10:16:49 PM): what kind of a lame conversation was that? TioJaime858 (10:16:53 PM): who thought that up? TioJaime858 (10:16:57 PM): porno! Brent at Boeing (10:16:58 PM): dorky guy TioJaime858 (10:17:00 PM): porno? TioJaime858 (10:17:06 PM): ooh, sick and twisted Brent at Boeing (10:17:09 PM): sick TioJaime858 (10:17:44 PM): oh run code blue dude TioJaime858 (10:18:14 PM): what did i miss? TioJaime858 (10:18:22 PM): did she see something after o'malley left? Brent at Boeing (10:18:22 PM): i kinda missed it too TioJaime858 (10:19:00 PM): ooh, it's raining seattle-style here in oakland now TioJaime858 (10:19:08 PM): so-cal trash TioJaime858 (10:19:32 PM): one of the black eyed peas is filipino Brent at Boeing (10:19:37 PM): which one? Brent at Boeing (10:19:38 PM): now ay Brent at Boeing (10:19:42 PM): oh dude Brent at Boeing (10:19:43 PM): nice TioJaime858 (10:19:48 PM): yeah, one of their songs is in tagalog Brent at Boeing (10:19:53 PM): AWESOME TioJaime858 (10:20:32 PM): yay bachelor TioJaime858 (10:20:44 PM): yay super-nanny Brent at Boeing (10:20:47 PM): sweet Brent at Boeing (10:21:03 PM): new bachlor is the brother of jerry oconnel Brent at Boeing (10:21:08 PM): the guy on crossing jordan TioJaime858 (10:21:16 PM): ohreally? Brent at Boeing (10:21:21 PM): yeah TioJaime858 (10:21:23 PM): yeah he looked kinda familiar Brent at Boeing (10:21:26 PM): he was a guest starring TioJaime858 (10:21:32 PM): whoa, 3-d goofy TioJaime858 (10:22:18 PM): ooh that asian chick is kinda cute TioJaime858 (10:22:41 PM): "i'm a doctor too" Brent at Boeing (10:22:48 PM): that was cuter yes TioJaime858 (10:22:54 PM): cool, bring in the asian intern TioJaime858 (10:22:59 PM): is she korean? Brent at Boeing (10:23:04 PM): yeah she is Brent at Boeing (10:23:06 PM): korean Brent at Boeing (10:23:08 PM): HAHAH TioJaime858 (10:23:09 PM): LOL Mr. Chau's menu TioJaime858 (10:23:17 PM): oh dude, i pegged that korean Brent at Boeing (10:23:26 PM): sandra oh TioJaime858 (10:23:34 PM): OK *3* black doctors? Brent at Boeing (10:23:45 PM): yeah 3 TioJaime858 (10:24:06 PM): what a cock Brent at Boeing (10:24:10 PM): cock MASTER TioJaime858 (10:24:27 PM): oh racing doctors TioJaime858 (10:25:21 PM): i just wanna touch that asian horse's boobs TioJaime858 (10:25:32 PM): what did ellen pompeo say about 80s groups? Brent at Boeing (10:25:41 PM): sorry i was on the phone TioJaime858 (10:25:44 PM): oh NP Brent at Boeing (10:25:52 PM): she is hot when she is pensive TioJaime858 (10:25:53 PM): is she still thinking about the shoes? Brent at Boeing (10:25:56 PM): rape DOLLARS! Brent at Boeing (10:26:01 PM): rape$$ TioJaime858 (10:26:23 PM): nobody raped me when *I* got to seattle Brent at Boeing (10:26:27 PM): hahahaha TioJaime858 (10:26:35 PM): is she gonna sell her shoes? Brent at Boeing (10:26:46 PM): those seattleites are racist TioJaime858 (10:26:53 PM): hint hint TioJaime858 (10:27:04 PM): LOL Brent at Boeing (10:27:11 PM): you're HOT TioJaime858 (10:27:22 PM): pink bikini? Brent at Boeing (10:27:29 PM): nice nice Brent at Boeing (10:27:35 PM): just do the procedure white chick TioJaime858 (10:27:42 PM): you know... Brent at Boeing (10:27:47 PM): ignore her chinese Brent at Boeing (10:27:50 PM): i like chinese Brent at Boeing (10:27:54 PM): actually techincallyi like japanese Brent at Boeing (10:27:56 PM): AHHAHAHA TioJaime858 (10:27:57 PM): chances are there are more people in a seattle hospital who speak chinese than are black Brent at Boeing (10:27:59 PM): sitting here with my penis Brent at Boeing (10:28:06 PM): i'm sitting here with MY penis too Brent at Boeing (10:28:13 PM): awww chick is having a bad day Brent at Boeing (10:28:15 PM): puh-leeze Brent at Boeing (10:28:18 PM): oooh damn TioJaime858 (10:28:18 PM): i want ellen pompeo to sit around in seattle w/my penis Brent at Boeing (10:28:23 PM): angry asian chick i hven't seen that before Brent at Boeing (10:28:25 PM): AHHAHAHAHAHA TioJaime858 (10:28:38 PM): oops TioJaime858 (10:28:44 PM): accident suppers TioJaime858 (10:28:47 PM): oh, it's penis-boy Brent at Boeing (10:28:49 PM): there's penis guy Brent at Boeing (10:28:54 PM): god it took him long enough Brent at Boeing (10:29:00 PM): im ean seriously Brent at Boeing (10:29:25 PM): that is just gross Brent at Boeing (10:29:29 PM): this is a cadillac commerical TioJaime858 (10:29:46 PM): i would like ellen pompeo to give me penis prefrential treatment Brent at Boeing (10:29:51 PM): hehehe TioJaime858 (10:29:57 PM): whoa TioJaime858 (10:30:01 PM): ellen pompeo on sideways? TioJaime858 (10:30:15 PM): ooh victoria's secret commercial!!! TioJaime858 (10:30:15 PM): yay! TioJaime858 (10:30:31 PM): and we're lucky that SixHertz will never read all of this 3am Criticism TioJaime858 (10:30:43 PM): see we can put stuff here where he's not gonna read it TioJaime858 (10:30:49 PM): we don't even need to censor ourselves TioJaime858 (10:30:58 PM): i'll just give us an $ rating TioJaime858 (10:31:01 PM): R Brent at Boeing (10:31:03 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:31:05 PM): not $ Brent at Boeing (10:31:08 PM): oh oaky Brent at Boeing (10:31:30 PM): when did you start rating yourself? TioJaime858 (10:31:31 PM): i miss seattle TioJaime858 (10:31:36 PM): a couple of weeks ago Brent at Boeing (10:31:43 PM): next time i should rate myself as (S) for soggy Brent at Boeing (10:31:47 PM): ( S ) TioJaime858 (10:31:48 PM): LOL TioJaime858 (10:31:53 PM): realize that you'll have to explain what soggy means TioJaime858 (10:32:00 PM): and that will necessitate more sogginess Brent at Boeing (10:32:01 PM): oh crapity crap Brent at Boeing (10:32:03 PM): nevermind Brent at Boeing (10:32:14 PM): a commercial for turkey? Brent at Boeing (10:32:16 PM): omg TioJaime858 (10:32:24 PM): i had a taco bell commercial Brent at Boeing (10:32:30 PM): now it's a subway commerical TioJaime858 (10:32:32 PM): norcal: TAco bell Brent at Boeing (10:32:33 PM): that's weird TioJaime858 (10:32:37 PM): socal: taco BELL Brent at Boeing (10:32:43 PM): really? Brent at Boeing (10:32:48 PM): what about taCO bell TioJaime858 (10:33:46 PM): this is SOO unrealistic TioJaime858 (10:34:02 PM): 1) they're black and 2) they're speaking white Brent at Boeing (10:34:23 PM): yeah but it's seattle Brent at Boeing (10:34:28 PM): things aren't that real in seattle hehe Brent at Boeing (10:34:47 PM): i wonder if that's real chinese or jibberish Brent at Boeing (10:34:56 PM): i mean real words but not semantically Brent at Boeing (10:34:59 PM): YAY Space Needle TioJaime858 (10:35:00 PM): yay space needle TioJaime858 (10:35:03 PM): LOL Brent at Boeing (10:35:04 PM): dude i hate that guy Brent at Boeing (10:35:27 PM): ellen pompei is asian chick? TioJaime858 (10:35:35 PM): that guy's a fucker Brent at Boeing (10:35:36 PM): i hate alex Brent at Boeing (10:35:43 PM): i'd rather have nerdy geek TioJaime858 (10:35:56 PM): yeah that o'mally guy is cool Brent at Boeing (10:35:57 PM): actually shes not that bad close up TioJaime858 (10:36:13 PM): cool Brent at Boeing (10:36:18 PM): dude she is always eating or sleeping wtf TioJaime858 (10:36:32 PM): except that black doctor is unrealistic too Brent at Boeing (10:36:33 PM): here she goes again Brent at Boeing (10:36:43 PM): maybe antoher asian chick Brent at Boeing (10:36:45 PM): oh yeah Brent at Boeing (10:36:46 PM): there you go TioJaime858 (10:36:51 PM): asian doctor mad! Brent at Boeing (10:37:29 PM): oh damn Brent at Boeing (10:37:32 PM): black over white over asian Brent at Boeing (10:37:41 PM): OOOH ASIAN CHICK faced Brent at Boeing (10:37:51 PM): beeotch TioJaime858 (10:38:03 PM): oh black doctor 2 is just trying to "go above and beyond" Brent at Boeing (10:38:04 PM): who is that guy? Brent at Boeing (10:38:08 PM): ohhh Brent at Boeing (10:38:13 PM): the one that was faced by the chief? Brent at Boeing (10:38:17 PM): it's all about power this show Brent at Boeing (10:38:19 PM): damn power TioJaime858 (10:38:26 PM): he was the second black doctor introduced in the pilot Brent at Boeing (10:38:31 PM): oh? TioJaime858 (10:38:41 PM): wacky chinese! Brent at Boeing (10:38:44 PM): rain rain rain Brent at Boeing (10:38:47 PM): i love seattel TioJaime858 (10:38:48 PM): run wet white doctor! TioJaime858 (10:38:56 PM): she speaky engrish? Brent at Boeing (10:39:02 PM): oh shizzle Brent at Boeing (10:39:07 PM): asian daughter TioJaime858 (10:39:15 PM): no speaky engrish TioJaime858 (10:39:21 PM): LOL Brent at Boeing (10:39:22 PM): "living with genital herpes can be a hassle" TioJaime858 (10:39:27 PM): "living with genital herpese can be a hassle" Brent at Boeing (10:39:30 PM): valtrex Brent at Boeing (10:39:31 PM): AHHAHAHAHA TioJaime858 (10:39:36 PM): LOL Brent at Boeing (10:39:41 PM): dude we are so in the same mind track TioJaime858 (10:39:44 PM): see, isn't it better when we 3amC dually? Brent at Boeing (10:39:45 PM): that's hilarious Brent at Boeing (10:39:50 PM): oh hell yeah TioJaime858 (10:39:52 PM): "there is no cure for herpes" Brent at Boeing (10:39:55 PM): spread it baby TioJaime858 (10:40:01 PM): ooh herpes-chick is hot! Brent at Boeing (10:40:03 PM): i want to download this commercial Brent at Boeing (10:40:06 PM): i wish adcritic was still online Brent at Boeing (10:40:15 PM): "it's a brand new day" TioJaime858 (10:40:20 PM): i would like to stick my fingers inside of her Brent at Boeing (10:40:27 PM): dirty fingers TioJaime858 (10:40:31 PM): and this gerbil chick is hot Brent at Boeing (10:40:36 PM): she looks fat Brent at Boeing (10:40:43 PM): dasani Brent at Boeing (10:40:45 PM): yum TioJaime858 (10:40:53 PM): i'd use surgical gloves TioJaime858 (10:41:06 PM): maybe we should've stayed bioengineering so we could go to med school Brent at Boeing (10:41:07 PM): don't go to KFC afterwards (finger licking good) Brent at Boeing (10:41:13 PM): i thought about that too Brent at Boeing (10:41:14 PM): yeah TioJaime858 (10:41:18 PM): and meet horse-faced asian chicks Brent at Boeing (10:41:21 PM): aliyesh Brent at Boeing (10:41:25 PM): OH ASHIT Brent at Boeing (10:41:30 PM): vaughn punched sydnkey Brent at Boeing (10:41:33 PM): sydney Brent at Boeing (10:41:33 PM): wtf Brent at Boeing (10:41:39 PM): yay for fseries TioJaime858 (10:41:40 PM): i'd like to donkey punch sydney Brent at Boeing (10:41:44 PM): i drove the f150 2005 it was nice TioJaime858 (10:41:54 PM): ooh really? Brent at Boeing (10:41:55 PM): i'd like to sydney punch a donkey TioJaime858 (10:41:56 PM): where? Brent at Boeing (10:41:58 PM): (as in democrat) TioJaime858 (10:42:00 PM): LOL Brent at Boeing (10:42:11 PM): when i was movign from parents home to my house Brent at Boeing (10:42:14 PM): rented Brent at Boeing (10:42:17 PM): rentatruck Brent at Boeing (10:42:21 PM): rent-a-sydney-punch Brent at Boeing (10:42:36 PM): okay back TioJaime858 (10:42:38 PM): donkey punch yay! TioJaime858 (10:42:53 PM): yay! engrish! Brent at Boeing (10:42:57 PM): yay TioJaime858 (10:43:11 PM): no inside! Brent at Boeing (10:43:18 PM): do it outside beeyothc Brent at Boeing (10:43:26 PM): intern chick is going to get her in trouble TioJaime858 (10:43:29 PM): ha ha they started chinese-ing again, "OK OK no inside" TioJaime858 (10:44:10 PM): i want to be spanked by ellen pompeo Brent at Boeing (10:44:14 PM): does that 2nd blakc doctoer know she's the daughter of the other doctor TioJaime858 (10:44:19 PM): *another* montage? TioJaime858 (10:44:24 PM): montage Brent at Boeing (10:44:41 PM): yeah Brent at Boeing (10:44:44 PM): seems like it TioJaime858 (10:44:47 PM): i wanna spank sandra oh now TioJaime858 (10:44:52 PM): Sandra Oh Yesh! TioJaime858 (10:45:06 PM): stupid pink bikini chick Brent at Boeing (10:45:09 PM): hahaha Brent at Boeing (10:45:16 PM): he's dead TioJaime858 (10:45:21 PM): hey your uncle shoudl try to get an extra spot on this show! TioJaime858 (10:45:25 PM): maybe they'll send him to seattle Brent at Boeing (10:45:31 PM): that would be awesome TioJaime858 (10:45:36 PM): stupid doctor chick Brent at Boeing (10:45:50 PM): come back one week from Brent at Boeing (10:45:50 PM): now Brent at Boeing (10:45:53 PM): hahaah she'll call the pager Brent at Boeing (10:45:54 PM): haha TioJaime858 (10:45:58 PM): and here's where she gets busted TioJaime858 (10:46:06 PM): yeah good luck Brent at Boeing (10:46:10 PM): what if it was all a test? TioJaime858 (10:46:13 PM): "hey chinese chick, how'd your head get fixed?" TioJaime858 (10:46:22 PM): "oh, it was magic" TioJaime858 (10:46:29 PM): and then they find her card Brent at Boeing (10:46:37 PM): oh shizzle that woud suck TioJaime858 (10:46:48 PM): i don't get it TioJaime858 (10:46:55 PM): so were they in some sweatshop or something? Brent at Boeing (10:47:01 PM): yay happy background music Brent at Boeing (10:47:10 PM): double black doctors TioJaime858 (10:47:11 PM): usually the social commentary creeps in TioJaime858 (10:47:18 PM): black doctor 2 and black doctor 1 TioJaime858 (10:47:22 PM): blacktor! Brent at Boeing (10:47:27 PM): "you are my boss" TioJaime858 (10:47:29 PM): blackt0r! Brent at Boeing (10:47:31 PM): it's all about power TioJaime858 (10:47:42 PM): whoa boobs Brent at Boeing (10:47:45 PM): oh nice Brent at Boeing (10:47:46 PM): NICEINCINEI Brent at Boeing (10:47:53 PM): she's not Brent at Boeing (10:47:54 PM): hot Brent at Boeing (10:48:03 PM): hot hot Brent at Boeing (10:48:18 PM): wtf TioJaime858 (10:48:24 PM): butter face Brent at Boeing (10:48:35 PM): haahah TioJaime858 (10:48:39 PM): oh that asian is gonna be her roommate now TioJaime858 (10:48:49 PM): watch Brent at Boeing (10:48:56 PM): ohh good point Brent at Boeing (10:49:06 PM): forgot about that TioJaime858 (10:49:09 PM): i would like to be double teamed by both of the asian interns TioJaime858 (10:49:14 PM): oh maybe not TioJaime858 (10:49:18 PM): no, still 10 mins left Brent at Boeing (10:49:22 PM): she's still carrying the penis? TioJaime858 (10:49:30 PM): LOL yeah TioJaime858 (10:49:39 PM): maybe the 3 blackt0rs will be her roommates! TioJaime858 (10:49:40 PM): yay! TioJaime858 (10:50:42 PM): FORGET ABOUT THE SHOES ALREADY Brent at Boeing (10:50:46 PM): i know TioJaime858 (10:50:47 PM): uh oh Brent at Boeing (10:50:49 PM): oh crap Brent at Boeing (10:51:01 PM): what if she dies? Brent at Boeing (10:51:23 PM): wouldn't it be cool if roger mahoney became the next pope? TioJaime858 (10:51:33 PM): who's that? LA cardinal? Brent at Boeing (10:51:34 PM): i wonder if there's any other california archbishops Brent at Boeing (10:51:38 PM): on the conclave Brent at Boeing (10:51:42 PM): yeah TioJaime858 (10:51:48 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:51:55 PM): the cardinal of the philippines? TioJaime858 (10:52:02 PM): his name is Jaime TioJaime858 (10:52:04 PM): Jaime Sin TioJaime858 (10:52:07 PM): Cardinal Jaime Sin TioJaime858 (10:52:15 PM): ... "Cardinal Sin" Brent at Boeing (10:52:22 PM): seriously? TioJaime858 (10:52:25 PM): yep Brent at Boeing (10:52:27 PM): wow TioJaime858 (10:52:31 PM): although he recently had a haeart attack TioJaime858 (10:52:36 PM): so i don't think he's eligible Brent at Boeing (10:52:37 PM): but his name would change if he became the next pope, right? Brent at Boeing (10:52:39 PM): oh darn TioJaime858 (10:52:49 PM): Pope Boy I Brent at Boeing (10:52:54 PM): ahahahhahha Brent at Boeing (10:52:56 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHA Brent at Boeing (10:53:16 PM): nice TioJaime858 (10:53:52 PM): why is the this bachelor shit going the semi-celebrity route? Brent at Boeing (10:53:57 PM): no clue Brent at Boeing (10:54:05 PM): cuz all the other ones were crap i dunno TioJaime858 (10:54:36 PM): i thought they reattached the penis? Brent at Boeing (10:54:54 PM): i guess not Brent at Boeing (10:55:00 PM): "you're not the enemy, you're just the competition" TioJaime858 (10:55:04 PM): 3 blackt0rs and patrick dempsey Brent at Boeing (10:55:22 PM): who is patrick depsey? TioJaime858 (10:55:29 PM): heh the penis is marked Biohazard Brent at Boeing (10:55:30 PM): black doctor with penis ayy! TioJaime858 (10:55:35 PM): he was in Can't Buy Me Love TioJaime858 (10:55:38 PM): back from the 80s Brent at Boeing (10:55:43 PM): ohh TioJaime858 (10:55:52 PM): "seriously?" TioJaime858 (10:55:54 PM): stupid TioJaime858 (10:55:59 PM): yes seriously Brent at Boeing (10:56:01 PM): why does grey get to do all this cool shit Brent at Boeing (10:56:18 PM): he can't jax0r Brent at Boeing (10:56:20 PM): hahaha Brent at Boeing (10:56:30 PM): wait white guy with black woman? TioJaime858 (10:56:33 PM): and another black chick TioJaime858 (10:56:41 PM): oh there, a chinese nurse! TioJaime858 (10:56:45 PM): right behind ellen pompeo Brent at Boeing (10:56:59 PM): i think she gets to do all this cool crap cuz she's hott Brent at Boeing (10:57:04 PM): ellen-hot suppers Brent at Boeing (10:57:10 PM): who? Brent at Boeing (10:57:13 PM): two? TioJaime858 (10:57:27 PM): LOL i like george Brent at Boeing (10:57:29 PM): blond and nerd? TioJaime858 (10:57:43 PM): rape dollars! TioJaime858 (10:57:52 PM): Ok and w/the shoes again Brent at Boeing (10:57:54 PM): $$RAPE$$ Brent at Boeing (10:58:03 PM): gameboy? Brent at Boeing (10:58:10 PM): no motoroal two waay TioJaime858 (10:58:14 PM): isn't that just a blackberry? Brent at Boeing (10:58:18 PM): yeah you're right TioJaime858 (10:58:30 PM): is he gonna beat off in the elevator now? TioJaime858 (10:58:37 PM): yay seattle! Brent at Boeing (10:58:53 PM): "if you're willing to take the chance, the view from the other side is spectacular" TioJaime858 (10:58:57 PM): show the space needle Brent at Boeing (10:59:02 PM): yay for narration at the end TioJaime858 (10:59:05 PM): no space needle? Brent at Boeing (10:59:10 PM): yay for cloudy skies TioJaime858 (10:59:15 PM): this is a good show Brent at Boeing (10:59:37 PM): she's hotter and hotter Brent at Boeing (10:59:41 PM): bike race? Brent at Boeing (10:59:44 PM): i've never seen that TioJaime858 (10:59:46 PM): good call w/the quote there @ the end TioJaime858 (10:59:49 PM): who the asian? Brent at Boeing (10:59:54 PM): "it's like candy but with blood, it's so much better" Brent at Boeing (10:59:59 PM): sandra oh Brent at Boeing (11:00:05 PM): with her sunglasses TioJaime858 (11:00:15 PM): OK go watch Dancing at the Blue Iguana now TioJaime858 (11:00:18 PM): you'll like it Brent at Boeing (11:00:27 PM): hehe okay when i have a chance TioJaime858 (11:00:29 PM): sandra oh is a sarcastic stripper Brent at Boeing (11:00:31 PM): should i watch it with carolyn? Brent at Boeing (11:00:35 PM): probably not Brent at Boeing (11:00:36 PM): then TioJaime858 (11:00:40 PM): koreans just look sarcastic in general Brent at Boeing (11:00:48 PM): carolyn is going to living at my house for a couple days this week TioJaime858 (11:00:58 PM): oh you could watch it w/carolyn... it'll probably get her frisky Brent at Boeing (11:01:01 PM): hahahah sandra oh is better than that angry korean chick whos' a lesbo TioJaime858 (11:01:03 PM): if you're into that kind of thing Brent at Boeing (11:01:11 PM): oh i can get her frisky without the movie :) :) Brent at Boeing (11:01:12 PM): :D TioJaime858 (11:01:20 PM): yes i'm sure you could soggy brent Brent at Boeing (11:01:29 PM): i'm not soggy when i get her frisky TioJaime858 (11:01:30 PM): but sure, watch the movie w/her... Brent at Boeing (11:01:35 PM): hehe Brent at Boeing (11:01:58 PM): does your family do a 40 day thing after someone passes away? TioJaime858 (11:02:10 PM): no Brent at Boeing (11:02:13 PM): okay TioJaime858 (11:02:46 PM): OK is that a wrap? Brent at Boeing (11:02:48 PM): okay dude i think i gotta go to bed cuz i have to wake up hella early Brent at Boeing (11:02:49 PM): yeah Brent at Boeing (11:02:52 PM): next sunday? TioJaime858 (11:02:56 PM): OK TioJaime858 (11:03:00 PM): i sitll gotta do last TAR Brent at Boeing (11:03:01 PM): ttyl dawg TioJaime858 (11:03:07 PM): see ya dude Brent at Boeing has left the chat room.

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