Good episode, but kinda predictable. enjoy
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TioJaime858 (8:48:36 PM): hello dere
TioJaime858 (9:00:18 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE
TioJaime858 (9:00:32 PM): lucknow, no pit stop
TioJaime858 (9:00:36 PM): train to jodphur
TioJaime858 (9:00:56 PM): and stupid gretchen didn't push the stupid eletphant
TioJaime858 (9:01:02 PM): dude, nice job joyce
TioJaime858 (9:01:11 PM): eff you amber-tard
TioJaime858 (9:01:27 PM): ha ha FUCK YOU GAYS
TioJaime858 (9:01:47 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
TioJaime858 (9:01:50 PM): AMAZING!
TioJaime858 (9:01:53 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
TioJaime858 (9:01:54 PM): AMZNG!
TioJaime858 (9:01:58 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (9:02:17 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (9:02:17 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (9:02:17 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
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Poke00210 (9:02:42 PM): GODDAMIT I WAS REMOVED FOR SCROLLING?
Poke00210 (9:02:45 PM): EFF YOU YOU ASSHOLES
Poke00210 (9:03:00 PM): a! maze! ing! amazing!
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TioJaime858 (9:03:43 PM): hey hey AOL go fuck yourselves
TioJaime858 (9:04:48 PM): final three raymonds?
TioJaime858 (9:04:55 PM): This is Johphur, INdia
TioJaime858 (9:04:59 PM): agricultural center of NW india
TioJaime858 (9:05:16 PM): yeah right
TioJaime858 (9:05:32 PM): come on now, gretchen/meredithin the finals?
TioJaime858 (9:05:34 PM): yeah right
TioJaime858 (9:05:43 PM): shooting blancks first to depart
TioJaime858 (9:05:52 PM): Let go, Let God
TioJaime858 (9:05:57 PM): oh she's kinda cute
TioJaime858 (9:06:16 PM): ron/kelly second, rob-tard third
TioJaime858 (9:06:40 PM): they have the tard-lights
TioJaime858 (9:07:02 PM): Team Old last to depart
TioJaime858 (9:07:21 PM): oh since this isn't the finale, they should be eliminated today then
TioJaime858 (9:08:10 PM): wow 24 hour travel agency
TioJaime858 (9:08:21 PM): shit you can't get food in berkeley afte r2am
TioJaime858 (9:08:30 PM): Yeah i can tell him OK
TioJaime858 (9:08:42 PM): yes sir yes sir hot dog OK
TioJaime858 (9:09:34 PM): so i'm gonna watch this show for an hour just to see the old people get philimiinated?
TioJaime858 (9:10:04 PM): really, i'm not in too much of a tolerant mood
TioJaime858 (9:10:13 PM): Gilmore Girls didn't sit too well
TioJaime858 (9:10:30 PM): http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=TioJaime&tab=weblogs&uid=250840498
TioJaime858 (9:10:58 PM): wow you're a fucking genius
TioJaime858 (9:11:04 PM): guess what nobody cares
TioJaime858 (9:11:22 PM): wow so you made them make some more phone calls
TioJaime858 (9:11:32 PM): can we suck your cock now?
TioJaime858 (9:11:34 PM): oh please...
TioJaime858 (9:11:41 PM): we'd all be much obliged
TioJaime858 (9:12:04 PM): oh wait, so there *was* an earlier flight
TioJaime858 (9:12:14 PM): AND FUCK YOU AOL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG W/YOU
TioJaime858 (9:12:42 PM): ooh turkey
TioJaime858 (9:12:54 PM): i'd like to make out w/the Young Turk
TioJaime858 (9:13:10 PM): WTF is this bitch yammering about now?
TioJaime858 (9:13:32 PM): yeah being a POW got him out of the military early
TioJaime858 (9:13:33 PM): youdumb cunt
TioJaime858 (9:13:45 PM): i think it'd be OK w/america if you slapped her
TioJaime858 (9:14:33 PM): wait so do shooting blancks and old dudes hve an earlier flight?
TioJaime858 (9:14:42 PM): see, what a shitty season... not even good nicknames
TioJaime858 (9:15:09 PM): uChenna? he has no clue what he's talking about
TioJaime858 (9:15:24 PM): fuck you you bostard
TioJaime858 (9:15:49 PM): what a cock
TioJaime858 (9:15:55 PM): oh did they get an earlier flight?
TioJaime858 (9:16:08 PM): "the blind leading the blind"
TioJaime858 (9:16:19 PM): wow, you're such the mental magician
TioJaime858 (9:16:34 PM): yay travelocity
TioJaime858 (9:16:43 PM): please to be having a shitty gnome commercial
TioJaime858 (9:16:56 PM): FUCK YOU GNOME
TioJaime858 (9:17:29 PM): oh yay we can use splenda
TioJaime858 (9:17:39 PM): what they don't tell you is about the diarrhea
TioJaime858 (9:17:50 PM): whoa your hot wife chick is talking to you
TioJaime858 (9:17:56 PM): WTF?
TioJaime858 (9:18:03 PM): that was cool
TioJaime858 (9:18:20 PM): i wanna poke his wife while she's wearing the top half of a bridal dress
TioJaime858 (9:18:25 PM): or whatever the eff you call it
TioJaime858 (9:18:34 PM): i'm not in a very tolerant mood
TioJaime858 (9:18:40 PM): in case you hadn't eff-ing noticed
TioJaime858 (9:19:47 PM): oh yay survivor
TioJaime858 (9:20:10 PM): an elvis movie
TioJaime858 (9:20:35 PM): "i'm completely confident we totally gained the lead"
TioJaime858 (9:20:39 PM): i'm totally confident you're a cockmaster
TioJaime858 (9:20:45 PM): ha ha they're beating you
TioJaime858 (9:21:07 PM): dude... TWO HOURS!!! don't fucking blow it
TioJaime858 (9:21:27 PM): they're on the ferry
TioJaime858 (9:21:34 PM): and the tard-teams just landed
TioJaime858 (9:21:49 PM): amber could do so much better
TioJaime858 (9:21:54 PM): yeah so you missed the train
TioJaime858 (9:21:55 PM): BFD
TioJaime858 (9:22:08 PM): dude nice job old team
TioJaime858 (9:22:15 PM): please please please don't get eliminated
TioJaime858 (9:22:26 PM): uChenna Joyce currently in first place
TioJaime858 (9:22:30 PM): oh it's a goddam gnome
TioJaime858 (9:22:47 PM): oh ist's a fucking fucking travelocity gnome
TioJaime858 (9:22:49 PM): that was shitty
TioJaime858 (9:22:56 PM): oh so this is a non elimination round
TioJaime858 (9:23:10 PM): if even the fourth place team can get the special gnome dealie
TioJaime858 (9:23:13 PM): great
TioJaime858 (9:23:16 PM): what a waste of an hour
TioJaime858 (9:23:20 PM): whoa are they in first place?
TioJaime858 (9:23:28 PM): yay a fag gnome
TioJaime858 (9:23:37 PM): nice job old people
TioJaime858 (9:23:51 PM): "we're in a big hurry"
TioJaime858 (9:24:06 PM): hey shut up you stupid bostonian prick asshole
TioJaime858 (9:24:33 PM): a detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its ownpros and cons
TioJaime858 (9:24:57 PM): columns or kilos
TioJaime858 (9:25:22 PM): and why the fuck is that a common practice to weigh people in instanbul?
TioJaime858 (9:25:37 PM): if you'd like i can play Carnival w/the Young Turk
TioJaime858 (9:25:43 PM): she can sit on my face and i can guess her weight
TioJaime858 (9:26:04 PM): (special thanks goes to Superintendent Mike Carlton for that joke)
TioJaime858 (9:26:43 PM): and blancks is weighing people
TioJaime858 (9:26:48 PM): meredith and gretchen
TioJaime858 (9:27:00 PM): are they lost?
TioJaime858 (9:27:06 PM): again?
TioJaime858 (9:27:17 PM): are they lost again?
TioJaime858 (9:27:23 PM): great nice job w/your lead there
TioJaime858 (9:27:40 PM): c'mon BABE
TioJaime858 (9:27:44 PM): oh fuck you uChenna
TioJaime858 (9:27:55 PM): go to some fortress
TioJaime858 (9:27:59 PM): get a clue
TioJaime858 (9:28:05 PM): and don't get elminated at the end of this episode
TioJaime858 (9:28:09 PM): oh they'refucked
TioJaime858 (9:28:21 PM): could be because you're old
TioJaime858 (9:28:27 PM): and now they see the clue
TioJaime858 (9:28:43 PM): i couldn't understand which one they were donig
TioJaime858 (9:28:56 PM): "we're in second place right now"
TioJaime858 (9:29:06 PM): "how many teams come so far?"
TioJaime858 (9:29:20 PM): i love americans and their broken english
TioJaime858 (9:30:30 PM): now it's a queery in a dog costume
TioJaime858 (9:30:48 PM): hey go fuck yourself dog
TioJaime858 (9:30:57 PM): may my dog georgia bite your balls off
TioJaime858 (9:31:01 PM): well my sister's dog
TioJaime858 (9:32:36 PM): ohha ha "i thought we were in teh lead this whole time"
TioJaime858 (9:32:41 PM): oh they're panicked
TioJaime858 (9:32:50 PM): oh they found the idiot gnome
TioJaime858 (9:32:56 PM): the one that was in plain view
TioJaime858 (9:33:12 PM): oh maybe POW and his cunt will get eliminated
TioJaime858 (9:33:15 PM): probably not
TioJaime858 (9:33:24 PM): since nobody is getting eliminated this round
TioJaime858 (9:33:29 PM): i called it first...
TioJaime858 (9:33:34 PM): lemme find the time for you
TioJaime858 (9:33:38 PM): just so you know i'm right
TioJaime858 (9:34:06 PM): i have since 9:07PDT
TioJaime858 (9:34:19 PM): blancks in first
TioJaime858 (9:34:25 PM): a road block is a task that only one person may perform
TioJaime858 (9:34:33 PM): climbing shit
TioJaime858 (9:34:43 PM): OK this is where meredith dies
TioJaime858 (9:35:04 PM): yeah storm the fortress you crazy black man
TioJaime858 (9:35:22 PM): c'mon infertile black dude
TioJaime858 (9:35:30 PM): oh shit, they're just now doing the scales?
TioJaime858 (9:35:34 PM): oh they're fucked
TioJaime858 (9:35:49 PM): maybe ron-kelly will start bickering and shit
TioJaime858 (9:36:05 PM): uChenna is ready to repel
TioJaime858 (9:36:29 PM): go to pit stop
TioJaime858 (9:36:37 PM): rumeli husari overlook?
TioJaime858 (9:36:45 PM): last team to check in *may* be eliminated
TioJaime858 (9:36:56 PM): whoa nice job shooting blancks
TioJaime858 (9:36:57 PM): !
TioJaime858 (9:37:00 PM): uChenna joyce team #1
TioJaime858 (9:37:15 PM): oh yes
TioJaime858 (9:37:29 PM): heh no litle plane
TioJaime858 (9:37:37 PM): nice job
TioJaime858 (9:37:46 PM): oh shit what a clueless team
TioJaime858 (9:38:09 PM): they're an entire task behind the first place team they came in with
TioJaime858 (9:38:25 PM): oh whatever
TioJaime858 (9:38:33 PM): nobody's getting eliminated this time
TioJaime858 (9:38:36 PM): oh wait
TioJaime858 (9:39:00 PM): wait i said they will be eliminated
TioJaime858 (9:39:11 PM): unless there are two more episodes after this one
TioJaime858 (9:39:34 PM): in which case somebody should get eliminated
TioJaime858 (9:39:43 PM): OK well i'm confused now
TioJaime858 (9:39:59 PM): no nobody should get eliminated today
TioJaime858 (9:40:17 PM): because 1 or two left to go, you have to eliminate next round
TioJaime858 (9:40:26 PM): so you can have 3 in the finals?
TioJaime858 (9:40:31 PM): shit i'm confused
TioJaime858 (9:41:09 PM): i hope foreigners now learn the bostard accent
TioJaime858 (9:41:24 PM): perhaps rob-tard and his kind will be executed?
TioJaime858 (9:41:57 PM): yeah i would've doen that one
TioJaime858 (9:42:07 PM): math is cool
TioJaime858 (9:42:07 PM): eff you aol
TioJaime858 (9:42:12 PM): oh shit
TioJaime858 (9:42:19 PM): you're gonna let gretchen do this one?
TioJaime858 (9:42:24 PM): it was nice knowing you
TioJaime858 (9:42:29 PM): not that you'll get eliminated
TioJaime858 (9:42:57 PM): they won't eliminate anybody today
TioJaime858 (9:43:09 PM): because thye booted teh fags yesterday
TioJaime858 (9:43:17 PM): nice job
TioJaime858 (9:43:28 PM): ron-kelly currentlyin last place
TioJaime858 (9:43:30 PM): just slap her
TioJaime858 (9:43:37 PM): c'mon tretchen tard
TioJaime858 (9:43:42 PM): just do it
TioJaime858 (9:43:51 PM): less talky, more climby
TioJaime858 (9:44:00 PM): oh fuck you gnome
TioJaime858 (9:46:29 PM): and what kind of fucked up commercial was that?
TioJaime858 (9:46:48 PM): something about suicide and depression
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TioJaime858 (9:47:26 PM): ROSIE O'DONNELL PLAYING THE TARD CARD!!! OH THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
TioJaime858 (9:47:38 PM): i think i saw a post about that on wizbang!?
TioJaime858 (9:47:46 PM): (wizbang!)? (UPDATE 4/27/05: the "rosie o'donnell playing the tard card" post is actually at Six Meat Buffet)
TioJaime858 (9:47:52 PM): do the dew gretchen
TioJaime858 (9:48:02 PM): nice job 66-y.o. lady
TioJaime858 (9:48:11 PM): hey eff you rob-tard
TioJaime858 (9:48:22 PM): thou shalt not talk shit about the old team
TioJaime858 (9:48:27 PM): nice job gretchen
TioJaime858 (9:48:48 PM): she's kinda cool
TioJaime858 (9:48:52 PM): even when she complains too much
TioJaime858 (9:48:59 PM): unlock the book dude
TioJaime858 (9:49:10 PM): nice job gretchen!
TioJaime858 (9:49:31 PM): i'd like to point out the shitty new york jews who not only didn't make it to tthe top 4, but didn't even finish their shitty task
TioJaime858 (9:49:37 PM): meredith/gretchen team #2
TioJaime858 (9:49:54 PM): dude, nice round old people
TioJaime858 (9:50:04 PM): roadblock
TioJaime858 (9:50:09 PM): here it is BABY
TioJaime858 (9:50:11 PM): fuck you rob
TioJaime858 (9:50:28 PM): good job BABY
TioJaime858 (9:50:30 PM): good job BABY
TioJaime858 (9:50:35 PM): fuck you amber
TioJaime858 (9:50:45 PM): hey go drop your gnome in your ass
TioJaime858 (9:50:52 PM): i would still like to have semi-consensual sex with you
TioJaime858 (9:51:03 PM): even though you like choadstain men
TioJaime858 (9:51:05 PM): fuck you
TioJaime858 (9:51:10 PM): fucking mental midget
TioJaime858 (9:51:44 PM): comin' BABY
TioJaime858 (9:51:46 PM): fuck you rob
TioJaime858 (9:52:04 PM): burn in hell
TioJaime858 (9:52:05 PM): BABY c'mon, come in here
TioJaime858 (9:52:11 PM): less whiny, more findy key
TioJaime858 (9:52:17 PM): rob-ambertard
TioJaime858 (9:52:33 PM): oh dammit they still have the gnome
TioJaime858 (9:52:37 PM): oh i bet these tards
TioJaime858 (9:52:41 PM): OH THEY DDIN'T!
TioJaime858 (9:53:03 PM): watch, ron-kelly won't e eliminated else travelocity won't ge their plug
TioJaime858 (9:53:14 PM): you dumbfuck YOU TOLD THEM ABOUT AN EARLIER FLIGHT
TioJaime858 (9:53:22 PM): ron kelly, last team to arrive
TioJaime858 (9:53:24 PM): not that it matters
TioJaime858 (9:53:26 PM): yeah no shit
TioJaime858 (9:53:41 PM): heh hand over over all your money
TioJaime858 (9:53:56 PM): he still has his harnesses on
TioJaime858 (9:53:59 PM): there could be?
TioJaime858 (9:54:08 PM): of course there's good news
TioJaime858 (9:54:17 PM): yay you have the plne
TioJaime858 (9:54:24 PM): SHIT 20,000
TioJaime858 (9:54:38 PM): they have a suite at the four seasons?
TioJaime858 (9:54:39 PM): WTF
TioJaime858 (9:54:50 PM): and too bad you're a cunt
TioJaime858 (9:55:15 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
TioJaime858 (9:55:18 PM): hot flahses?
TioJaime858 (9:55:23 PM): oh hi older chicks
TioJaime858 (9:55:37 PM): heh she's turning down the heat
TioJaime858 (9:55:41 PM): oh hi hotflash moma
TioJaime858 (9:55:55 PM): "if you have a uterus, premarin increases the risk of uterine cancer"
TioJaime858 (9:56:01 PM): no unusual vaginal bleeding
TioJaime858 (9:56:10 PM): WTF KIND OF COMMERCIALS ARE THESE?
TioJaime858 (9:56:15 PM): YOU SICK FUCKS
TioJaime858 (9:56:50 PM): YAY NEW SURVIVOR
TioJaime858 (9:56:56 PM): FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JUST DIE ALREADY
TioJaime858 (9:57:17 PM): on the next episode of the amazing race
TioJaime858 (9:57:33 PM): "it's like teaching women how to drive"
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