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Live 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, episode 6 yay for the GDF You are now in chat room “TARep6.”
TioJaime858 has entered the chat room.
TioJaime858 (8:44:22 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (8:44:40 PM): uhh, Don and MIke?
Poke00210 (8:44:44 PM): whoops
TioJaime858 (8:44:58 PM): Uhh, don and mike?
TioJaime858 (8:45:13 PM): kiss the eye!
TioJaime858 (8:45:14 PM): listening to an old episode so i can make clips
TioJaime858 (8:50:06 PM): we're 10 mins away
TioJaime858 (8:50:40 PM): still making clips
TioJaime858 (8:50:44 PM): uhh, don and mike?
TioJaime858 (8:58:01 PM): OK that took a long time
TioJaime858 (8:58:08 PM): almost an hour, and i haven't made a single clip
TioJaime858 (8:58:10 PM): eh
TioJaime858 (8:58:15 PM): let's get retarded
TioJaime858 (8:58:24 PM): turning on the tv... now!
TioJaime858 (8:58:47 PM): oh we're ready, BABY!
TioJaime858 (8:59:06 PM): yeah beause CSI dudes can distinguish hate crimes
TioJaime858 (8:59:19 PM): what w/forensic evidence and all
TioJaime858 (8:59:42 PM): that goth chick is kinda cute
TioJaime858 (9:00:20 PM): Previously on TAR!
TioJaime858 (9:00:38 PM): gretchen fell
TioJaime858 (9:00:38 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (9:00:46 PM): i like the old couple
TioJaime858 (9:00:53 PM): and Shooting Blancks
TioJaime858 (9:01:05 PM): yay for nelson mandela's 'hood
TioJaime858 (9:01:22 PM): d'oh
TioJaime858 (9:01:33 PM): LA dudes flipped their car
TioJaime858 (9:01:47 PM): nicejob brothers
TioJaime858 (9:01:50 PM): i like those guys
TioJaime858 (9:01:59 PM): cool
TioJaime858 (9:02:04 PM): i like those dudes now
TioJaime858 (9:02:22 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
TioJaime858 (9:02:26 PM): AMAZING!
TioJaime858 (9:02:30 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
TioJaime858 (9:02:35 PM): A MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (9:02:38 PM): A MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (9:02:41 PM): A MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (9:02:46 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
TioJaime858 (9:02:51 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING!
TioJaime858 (9:03:02 PM): oh yay a stupid red sox movie
TioJaime858 (9:03:24 PM): great
TioJaime858 (9:03:39 PM): wow i think i hate Boston now
TioJaime858 (9:04:23 PM): ooh hi waitress boobs
TioJaime858 (9:04:32 PM): oh i was gonna call the Young Turk,huh?
TioJaime858 (9:04:38 PM): i'll call her tomorrow
TioJaime858 (9:04:41 PM): or maybe i'll stop by tomorrow
TioJaime858 (9:05:08 PM): CSI: Melina Kanakaredes
TioJaime858 (9:05:17 PM): she's hot and old but also hot
TioJaime858 (9:05:23 PM): This is Botswana
TioJaime858 (9:05:37 PM): phil!
TioJaime858 (9:06:17 PM): ron/kelly first to depart 5:29am
TioJaime858 (9:06:38 PM): teams must now drive 141 miles past a town, 48 miles to anotehr village toa water tower
TioJaime858 (9:06:56 PM): yes, read the bible and substitute your name for Love
TioJaime858 (9:07:13 PM): rob-tard 2nd to depart 5:43am
TioJaime858 (9:07:19 PM): STFU
TioJaime858 (9:07:31 PM): oh *now* the gloves are off?
TioJaime858 (9:07:35 PM): yeah like you were pulling punches before
TioJaime858 (9:07:57 PM): uChenna/joyce 3rd to depart
TioJaime858 (9:08:08 PM): uChenna is bona fide nigerian
TioJaime858 (9:08:21 PM): gay-boys
TioJaime858 (9:08:26 PM): 4th to depart 5:52am
TioJaime858 (9:08:46 PM): it's bush
TioJaime858 (9:08:58 PM): you probably woulnd't recognize that
TioJaime858 (9:09:04 PM): old dues 5th to depart
TioJaime858 (9:09:13 PM): do the dew
TioJaime858 (9:09:30 PM): whoa gretchen is all tore-up
TioJaime858 (9:09:34 PM): no whammies!
TioJaime858 (9:09:40 PM): wow that was fast, i like those guys
TioJaime858 (9:09:47 PM): oh don't owrry, they'll bottleneck
TioJaime858 (9:10:22 PM): wow i'd hate to drive stick left-handed
TioJaime858 (9:11:02 PM): dubmfucks
TioJaime858 (9:11:06 PM): dumbfucks
TioJaime858 (9:11:30 PM): singing fags again
TioJaime858 (9:11:40 PM): you fag
TioJaime858 (9:11:55 PM): "stupid cow"
TioJaime858 (9:11:57 PM): cool
TioJaime858 (9:12:20 PM): ahh
TioJaime858 (9:12:34 PM): yeah, umm, i think you're lost
TioJaime858 (9:12:39 PM): OK maun
TioJaime858 (9:13:05 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
TioJaime858 (9:13:08 PM): carry it or milk it
TioJaime858 (9:13:22 PM): carry three items on yoru heads
TioJaime858 (9:13:45 PM): milk 10oz from goats
TioJaime858 (9:13:51 PM): ooh boobs
TioJaime858 (9:13:57 PM): janky boobs
TioJaime858 (9:14:14 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (9:14:16 PM): dumbfuck
TioJaime858 (9:14:42 PM): you should've seen the buckets of water and immediately gone to the goats
TioJaime858 (9:14:53 PM): run amber-shorts!
TioJaime858 (9:15:06 PM): yeah, don't climb it
TioJaime858 (9:15:07 PM): tard
TioJaime858 (9:15:21 PM): i like them, but they dont' follow directions, do they?
TioJaime858 (9:15:57 PM): yeah fuck you gnome
TioJaime858 (9:16:37 PM): ooh, who's teh bikini chick in Sahara?
TioJaime858 (9:16:47 PM): oh hi hot chick w/a cute dog
TioJaime858 (9:17:30 PM): need more drinky
TioJaime858 (9:17:34 PM): but they're probably coming back soon
TioJaime858 (9:18:09 PM): that would've been a funny commercial if he'd actually stabbed the cat
TioJaime858 (9:18:32 PM): maybe i had time to pour a drink
TioJaime858 (9:18:35 PM): ooh, Locusts
TioJaime858 (9:18:48 PM): i'll tape that and watch it right after i watch spring break: shark attack
TioJaime858 (9:19:07 PM): oh you have a sense of direction, just not a sense of instructions
TioJaime858 (9:19:17 PM): ooh, hi not-so-hot boobs
TioJaime858 (9:19:23 PM): fuck you rob and amber
TioJaime858 (9:19:38 PM): LOL they're trying thebalancing shit
TioJaime858 (9:19:55 PM): good call
TioJaime858 (9:20:00 PM): yeah fuck you goat
TioJaime858 (9:20:07 PM): hi weird lookign cleavage
TioJaime858 (9:20:29 PM): what are you whining about now you fag?
TioJaime858 (9:20:45 PM): wow, real african ostriches, huh?
TioJaime858 (9:20:48 PM): "we are really in africa"
TioJaime858 (9:20:56 PM): i like those guys
TioJaime858 (9:21:05 PM): somehow they've overcome their annoying ness
TioJaime858 (9:21:19 PM): yay water tower
TioJaime858 (9:21:28 PM): fags 3rd
TioJaime858 (9:21:32 PM): gonna milk
TioJaime858 (9:21:41 PM): old dudes 4th gonna milk
TioJaime858 (9:21:52 PM): shooting blancks 5th, gonna balance
TioJaime858 (9:22:10 PM): wow is it wrong to be turned on by amber milking?
TioJaime858 (9:22:19 PM): 1 amber a-milking
TioJaime858 (9:22:24 PM): whoa
TioJaime858 (9:22:33 PM): how did uChenna do that?
TioJaime858 (9:22:35 PM): WTF?
TioJaime858 (9:22:44 PM): how'd the do that
TioJaime858 (9:22:54 PM): oh they were born to do that?
TioJaime858 (9:23:09 PM): wow that was overtly racist. dumb fags
TioJaime858 (9:23:48 PM): ron/kelly first
TioJaime858 (9:23:58 PM): drive 21 milkles on kwhai river
TioJaime858 (9:23:59 PM): miles
TioJaime858 (9:24:15 PM): dueling carolinans
TioJaime858 (9:24:16 PM): yay
TioJaime858 (9:24:20 PM): rob-tard 2nd
TioJaime858 (9:24:40 PM): wow nice job
TioJaime858 (9:24:47 PM): nice goddam teamwork
TioJaime858 (9:25:00 PM): uChenna/joyce 3rd
TioJaime858 (9:25:22 PM): OK when uChenna says his african roots are kicking in, that's just stupid
TioJaime858 (9:25:28 PM): pain in the ass
TioJaime858 (9:25:33 PM): old dudes 4thplace
TioJaime858 (9:25:44 PM): "they're gonna get lost. they're so stupid"
TioJaime858 (9:25:47 PM): god i hate those fags
TioJaime858 (9:25:53 PM): yeah you fucking fags
TioJaime858 (9:26:07 PM): fags 5th place
TioJaime858 (9:26:12 PM): i have no idea BABE
TioJaime858 (9:26:19 PM): LA-tards in last
TioJaime858 (9:26:50 PM): yeah you're all assholes, so really, who gives a fuck
TioJaime858 (9:26:59 PM): i'm pulling for uChenna/Joyce
TioJaime858 (9:27:05 PM): and then the old dudes, and then the LA-tards
TioJaime858 (9:27:23 PM): from most to least, i hate rob-tard, the fags, and then ron/kelly
TioJaime858 (9:27:32 PM): hey, it's pimentel again!
TioJaime858 (9:27:46 PM): wait, was that pientel?? i don't remember a door being there
TioJaime858 (9:29:15 PM): pimentel
TioJaime858 (9:29:20 PM): PSL, for you old blues
TioJaime858 (9:30:01 PM): shit, stuck in an elevator for 4 days?
TioJaime858 (9:31:13 PM): ha ha your fag tires are flat
TioJaime858 (9:31:22 PM): they got a replacement truck pretty quick
TioJaime858 (9:31:32 PM): nice job LA-tards
TioJaime858 (9:32:12 PM): wow that former beauty pagent chick isn't hot at all
TioJaime858 (9:32:20 PM): A roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
TioJaime858 (9:32:35 PM): hey cool
TioJaime858 (9:32:41 PM): yeah like any chick is gonna do this
TioJaime858 (9:32:57 PM): this would be a cool time for an all chick team to crash and burn
TioJaime858 (9:33:11 PM): yeah just go nancy
TioJaime858 (9:33:17 PM): whoa zebras
TioJaime858 (9:33:26 PM): wow that'd be kinda cool to visit africa
TioJaime858 (9:33:32 PM): do it uChenna
TioJaime858 (9:33:42 PM): oh shit
TioJaime858 (9:33:48 PM): hey nice job
TioJaime858 (9:34:05 PM): shit i wanna go to africa now!
TioJaime858 (9:34:23 PM): go old decrepit dude
TioJaime858 (9:34:30 PM): oh speaking of all chick teams
TioJaime858 (9:34:37 PM): fags currently in 5th
TioJaime858 (9:34:45 PM): you queers
TioJaime858 (9:35:02 PM): you're a gay, yet not a good stick-shift driver
TioJaime858 (9:35:04 PM): go dudes
TioJaime858 (9:35:14 PM): OK dammit, here's where you La-tards can beat the LA-fags
TioJaime858 (9:35:44 PM): fuck you rob-tard
TioJaime858 (9:35:54 PM): c'mon ron!
TioJaime858 (9:35:59 PM): that was soo much better than c'mon baby
TioJaime858 (9:36:18 PM): good job, BABE, your'e doing great
TioJaime858 (9:36:29 PM): cool shit
TioJaime858 (9:36:34 PM): rob-tard finished a log
TioJaime858 (9:37:23 PM): shackles, baby
TioJaime858 (9:37:33 PM): i want some shackles and straps for my truck
TioJaime858 (9:37:41 PM): perhaps i should get a ladder rack
TioJaime858 (9:37:51 PM): LOL now he's teaching her how to drive stick
TioJaime858 (9:37:59 PM): at least they didn't demonstrate on each other
TioJaime858 (9:38:08 PM): heh cool
TioJaime858 (9:38:18 PM): OK here's where the girls get tripped up
TioJaime858 (9:38:40 PM): rob-tard drive to pit stop
TioJaime858 (9:38:43 PM): on khwai river lodge
TioJaime858 (9:38:54 PM): last team to check in may be eliminated
TioJaime858 (9:38:58 PM): good job, BABY!
TioJaime858 (9:39:07 PM): "I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU NOW"
TioJaime858 (9:39:09 PM): sorry
TioJaime858 (9:39:23 PM): oh he said "shut the eff up"
TioJaime858 (9:39:33 PM): "piece of trash redneck"
TioJaime858 (9:39:40 PM): talk about the trash calling the trash trash
TioJaime858 (9:39:41 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (9:39:51 PM): that was pretty profound for drunken jimmy
TioJaime858 (9:40:01 PM): oh please please please get rid of the fags
TioJaime858 (9:40:24 PM): it's a boar you fag IT'S A GODDAM BOAR
TioJaime858 (9:40:33 PM): LOL YOU GOT ANOTER FLAT YOU DUMB FAGS
TioJaime858 (9:40:39 PM): oh it's manly
TioJaime858 (9:40:44 PM): not sissy stuff again
TioJaime858 (9:40:54 PM): and by farmer ladies, they meant the fags
TioJaime858 (9:41:00 PM): cool
TioJaime858 (9:41:05 PM): giraffes!
TioJaime858 (9:41:15 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB CUNT
TioJaime858 (9:41:21 PM): YOU ARE A CUNT
TioJaime858 (9:41:33 PM): Houston, we have an elephant!
TioJaime858 (9:41:52 PM): yay another replacement vehicle
TioJaime858 (9:41:58 PM): maybe land rovers don't like fags
TioJaime858 (9:42:06 PM): yeah yeah yeah
TioJaime858 (9:42:19 PM): you're not gonna beat rob and tard-lover
TioJaime858 (9:42:29 PM): tard and tard-lover team #1 fuck you
TioJaime858 (9:42:36 PM): fuck you and your good news phil
TioJaime858 (9:42:45 PM): trip for two to Monte Carlo
TioJaime858 (9:42:49 PM): WTF
TioJaime858 (9:42:57 PM): ron/kelly team #2
TioJaime858 (9:42:58 PM): fuck you rob
TioJaime858 (9:43:28 PM): shooting blancks team #3
TioJaime858 (9:43:35 PM): huh?
TioJaime858 (9:43:38 PM): WTF?
TioJaime858 (9:43:46 PM): they didn't finish the roadblock?
TioJaime858 (9:43:53 PM): oh that's bogus
TioJaime858 (9:44:15 PM): oh don't worry, you're gonna win anyway
TioJaime858 (9:45:00 PM): ooh sandra oh
TioJaime858 (9:45:08 PM): ooh candy
TioJaime858 (9:45:18 PM): i'd like to make out w/sandra oh
TioJaime858 (9:45:32 PM): she can pop my korean cherry
TioJaime858 (9:45:44 PM): oh please philiminate the fags
TioJaime858 (9:47:18 PM): oh yay a recap
TioJaime858 (9:47:21 PM): i aint' watching that shit
TioJaime858 (9:47:31 PM): esp not w/openign night at hoters!
TioJaime858 (9:47:34 PM): opening night at hooters
TioJaime858 (9:47:53 PM): oh they should be able to keep 3rd
TioJaime858 (9:48:02 PM): and then they'll bottleneck anyway af the next airport
TioJaime858 (9:48:05 PM): and they're gonna win anway
TioJaime858 (9:48:08 PM): OK, BABY
TioJaime858 (9:48:10 PM): said the fag
TioJaime858 (9:48:24 PM): oh please break your next truck
TioJaime858 (9:48:27 PM): dammit!
TioJaime858 (9:49:07 PM): meredith completed the task
TioJaime858 (9:49:13 PM): and they just passed the clue
TioJaime858 (9:49:24 PM): that's why you let your copilot fuck around w/the maps
TioJaime858 (9:49:31 PM): shooting blancks team #3
TioJaime858 (9:49:32 PM): again
TioJaime858 (9:49:33 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (9:49:36 PM): looks like i shot my wad
TioJaime858 (9:49:46 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (9:50:00 PM): team old dudes team #4
TioJaime858 (9:50:05 PM): "you need to go back and get your clue"
TioJaime858 (9:50:18 PM): this is probably the most excitement phil will see all race
TioJaime858 (9:50:27 PM): except when those chicks swam in to the pit stop
TioJaime858 (9:50:30 PM): that was nice
TioJaime858 (9:50:42 PM): fags in 4th place
TioJaime858 (9:50:46 PM): shit
TioJaime858 (9:50:52 PM): shit
TioJaime858 (9:50:59 PM): the brothers are toast
TioJaime858 (9:51:10 PM): too bad.... we had this one episode
TioJaime858 (9:51:17 PM): sweet sweet africa episode
TioJaime858 (9:51:21 PM): dumb dumb fags
TioJaime858 (9:51:36 PM): queer
TioJaime858 (9:51:42 PM): omg omg we're here
TioJaime858 (9:51:49 PM): fags team #4
TioJaime858 (9:51:55 PM): queers
TioJaime858 (9:52:13 PM): yeah STFU and just get back to beating retard and retard-fiance
TioJaime858 (9:52:21 PM): go baby
TioJaime858 (9:52:23 PM): oh shit
TioJaime858 (9:52:25 PM): yeah not even close
TioJaime858 (9:52:31 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (9:52:36 PM): OK that's funny
TioJaime858 (9:52:50 PM): they're gonna go in swimming trunks-style
TioJaime858 (9:52:57 PM): else they get non-philiminated
TioJaime858 (9:53:00 PM): that's fucking hilarious!
TioJaime858 (9:53:07 PM): OK now i hoep that the old dudes get lost
TioJaime858 (9:53:18 PM): yeah yeah yeah
TioJaime858 (9:53:20 PM): old dudes
TioJaime858 (9:53:30 PM): meredith/gretchen team #5
TioJaime858 (9:53:43 PM): wow i can't remember a team that old making it that far
TioJaime858 (9:53:57 PM): brian/greg last team to arrive
TioJaime858 (9:54:11 PM): i'm sorry to tell you you've both been philimininated from the race
TioJaime858 (9:54:25 PM): poor bastards
TioJaime858 (9:54:40 PM): man they could've gone all the way
TioJaime858 (9:54:59 PM): they would've been a quality, entertaining team
TioJaime858 (9:55:06 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
TioJaime858 (9:55:47 PM): ooh hi old chick
TioJaime858 (9:56:19 PM): ooh hi roommate
TioJaime858 (9:56:23 PM): nice legs
TioJaime858 (9:57:04 PM): tomorrow night....
TioJaime858 (9:57:05 PM): WTF?
TioJaime858 (9:57:11 PM): catch up on the first half of the season?
TioJaime858 (9:57:15 PM): dude, you can do that right here baby
TioJaime858 (9:57:25 PM): next week: ron and kelly's bickering continues
TioJaime858 (9:57:38 PM): really, that's not hardcore bickering
TioJaime858 (9:57:51 PM): that was a nice, quick episode.
TioJaime858 (9:58:00 PM): Ok kids, see you next week
TioJaime858 (9:58:25 PM): eff tomorrow, i ain't 3amC'ing tomorrow's shitty recap episode
TioJaime858 (9:58:28 PM): eff you CBS
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
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