I'm on OT right now-- Own Time. Haw haw.
Real quick yesterday at work: Was out in the field, so I wasn't able to do any SHoPping. In Santa Clara, just a couple of blocks from TiVo headquarters, I saw this toolish guy with a reasonably cute chick in his passenger seat driving a Ford Focus hatchback. His California vanity plate read "L33T H4X". 
I wanted to give him the "finger and thumb in the shape of an L on my forehead" but I didn't have the heart. What a tool. I think to have some construction guy in an orange vest driving a big damn Chevy 1500 give him shit in front of his woman probably would've made him cry.
After work saw an old friend, Farmer Ben (he went to Stanfurd). Told him about the doorgirl at the zoo who looks like his mom.
PLACE BETS NOW
Will Tio Jaime go after...
a) The doorgirl who looks like Farmer Ben's mom,
b) The cashier who looks like OCDs (More on my ex, Orange County D-cups, here
c) Crap-On-Your-Bed Girl, or
d) The Young Turk.
BETTING ENDS
After seeing Farmur Ben I went to get a haircut at the Vietnamese place in East San Jose ($6 for 5 minutes, and they know how to cut asian hair. Kinda dirty, but anything more than $6 and your just paying for ambiance and fluent english). I like that hot Lily vietnamese chick. She was wearing something you'd expect to see at the zoo. See above link.
While waiting for my $6 vietnamese haircut (not to be confused w/$1 vietnamese sandwiches), one of the mexidudes waiting for a haircut called across the room, "Hey Oso!"
And lo and behold this big, burly bearish Mexidude came over. I was just a little baby Bruin compared this Golden Bear.
And now work calls. This is my first Satur-dee since the old Santa Clara job, i think...
enjoy the remainder of the weekend,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
JihadJimmyCDF = SHoP's Tio Jaime
SirManWithHugeCock = Tio J's college buddyJihadJimmyCDF (12:36:36 PM): yay for work on a saturday
SirManWithHugeCock (12:36:50 PM): are you there now?
SirManWithHugeCock (12:38:31 PM): or back home?
JihadJimmyCDF (12:38:39 PM): just got here
SirManWithHugeCock (12:38:43 PM): ok
SirManWithHugeCock (12:39:14 PM): sorry odg
SirManWithHugeCock (12:39:17 PM): dog
SirManWithHugeCock (12:39:29 PM): you're slacking on the blog
SirManWithHugeCock (12:39:41 PM): sixhertz if out-updating you
JihadJimmyCDF (12:40:05 PM): have you not been keeping up? I was on hiatus because the Ministry of Truth was taking a big shit on me
SirManWithHugeCock (12:40:20 PM): i know, but I thought you were back now
JihadJimmyCDF (12:40:38 PM): not as enthusiastically as before
JihadJimmyCDF (12:40:42 PM): "with reservation"
SirManWithHugeCock (12:41:10 PM): who is ministry of truth?
SirManWithHugeCock (12:41:14 PM): sixhertz?
JihadJimmyCDF (12:41:48 PM): yep
SirManWithHugeCock (12:41:51 PM): ok
SirManWithHugeCock (12:41:54 PM): just making sure
JihadJimmyCDF (12:42:05 PM): my nickname for him when he gets extra 1984-ish
SirManWithHugeCock (12:42:12 PM): ok
JihadJimmyCDF (12:42:25 PM): Nineteen Eighty-pfhor
SirManWithHugeCock (12:42:50 PM): where does he live?
JihadJimmyCDF (12:42:57 PM): san diego
SirManWithHugeCock (12:43:08 PM): ok
SirManWithHugeCock (12:43:56 PM): man, I really feel like some egg salad
SirManWithHugeCock (12:44:01 PM): I am gonna make some for dinner
JihadJimmyCDF (12:44:03 PM): i was tempted to get some the other day
JihadJimmyCDF (12:44:23 PM): and really the MiniTrue has only posted one post that required extensive original post material
JihadJimmyCDF (12:44:39 PM): the other posts are just quotes and pics
SirManWithHugeCock (12:44:47 PM): word
SirManWithHugeCock (12:44:51 PM): his posts suck
JihadJimmyCDF (12:45:02 PM): they have their moments
JihadJimmyCDF (12:45:10 PM): i like the GFY tuesdays/thursdays
SirManWithHugeCock (12:45:11 PM): I did like the nintedo video
JihadJimmyCDF (12:45:17 PM): and i was gonna post this up on the SHoP
JihadJimmyCDF (12:45:19 PM): this chat thread
JihadJimmyCDF (12:45:23 PM): maybe i'll delete that bit out
SirManWithHugeCock (12:45:31 PM): which now gives a fucking error when you go to your page
SirManWithHugeCock (12:45:32 PM): ok
JihadJimmyCDF (12:45:39 PM): but then that's just doing the MiniTrue's work for him
JihadJimmyCDF (12:45:47 PM): yeah dude! WTS?
JihadJimmyCDF (12:45:52 PM): (what the shit)
SirManWithHugeCock (12:46:10 PM): anonymize me if you do post this
SirManWithHugeCock (12:46:22 PM): he need to take that video off
JihadJimmyCDF (12:46:23 PM): oh yeah NP
JihadJimmyCDF (12:46:40 PM): i will anonymize you, Sam Zoranovich of Moraga, CA
SirManWithHugeCock (12:46:43 PM): i found an mpeg version which is slightly etter quality anyways, plays in quicktime
SirManWithHugeCock (12:46:51 PM): dick
SirManWithHugeCock (12:46:52 PM): haha
JihadJimmyCDF (12:47:37 PM): i know what i will change your name to
JihadJimmyCDF (12:47:50 PM): Arise, SirManWithHugeCock
JihadJimmyCDF (12:48:24 PM): do you have that pic? i'll post it here next to the chat for the SHoP
SirManWithHugeCock (12:48:24 PM): noyce
JihadJimmyCDF (12:48:56 PM): and now shit, we'll need to explain exactly how you got that name
SirManWithHugeCock (12:50:31 PM): let me find it
SirManWithHugeCock wants to directly connect (12:56:20 PM).
SirManWithHugeCock is now directly connected (12:56:25 PM).
SirManWithHugeCock (12:56:26 PM):
SirManWithHugeCock (12:56:27 PM): got it?
JihadJimmyCDF (12:56:30 PM): oh yes!
JihadJimmyCDF (12:56:31 PM): sweet!
SirManWithHugeCock (12:56:45 PM): henceforth, I am man with big cock
JihadJimmyCDF (12:56:56 PM): oh sweet
JihadJimmyCDF (12:56:59 PM): suh-weet-ah!
SirManWithHugeCock (12:57:07 PM): I me this girl last friday
SirManWithHugeCock (12:57:23 PM): And i told her the story about that party
SirManWithHugeCock (12:57:42 PM): where you'd introduce me, and people would be like "Oh, man with the big cock!"
SirManWithHugeCock (12:57:49 PM): mna, i loved that party
SirManWithHugeCock (12:57:51 PM): man
SirManWithHugeCock (12:58:13 PM): i told the girls that sorty
SirManWithHugeCock (12:58:15 PM): story
JihadJimmyCDF (12:58:20 PM): was that the party where that piece of shit tool Ryan Clark got in my face?
SirManWithHugeCock (12:58:23 PM): then I made out with her later that night
SirManWithHugeCock (12:58:27 PM): yes
SirManWithHugeCock (12:58:34 PM): still, a good time
JihadJimmyCDF (12:58:48 PM): and then that piece of shit tool ex-GF megan apologized on my behalf later that night?
SirManWithHugeCock (1:00:10 PM): SHE DID!!!
SirManWithHugeCock (1:00:14 PM): That bitch
JihadJimmyCDF (1:00:17 PM): I DIDN'T FUCKING TELL YOU THAT?
JihadJimmyCDF (1:00:33 PM): oh shit yeah!
SirManWithHugeCock (1:00:38 PM): That is fucking unforgivable
JihadJimmyCDF (1:00:41 PM): after i yelled at that power tripping dick
JihadJimmyCDF (1:00:42 PM): we left
JihadJimmyCDF (1:00:47 PM): she called me later that night
SirManWithHugeCock (1:00:54 PM): what a whore
SirManWithHugeCock (1:01:04 PM): That was a painful time
SirManWithHugeCock (1:01:08 PM): when you two were together
JihadJimmyCDF (1:01:13 PM): told me that she apologized for me after we'd gone
JihadJimmyCDF (1:01:55 PM): she truly was somebody who Can't Uunderstand Normal Thinking
SirManWithHugeCock (1:02:03 PM): haha
SirManWithHugeCock (1:05:02 PM): Do you remember when we were all playing monopoly, months after you had broken up with her, and your pager went off. Lincoln and I just became silent....we had been conditioned by her many previous pages
JihadJimmyCDF (1:05:12 PM): oh yes
JihadJimmyCDF (1:05:17 PM): i was somewhat frightened too
SirManWithHugeCock (1:05:59 PM): man
SirManWithHugeCock (1:06:08 PM): what a horrible time that was
JihadJimmyCDF (1:06:10 PM): i think you're gonna like this post
SirManWithHugeCock (1:06:23 PM): isn't she in law school now too/
SirManWithHugeCock (1:06:24 PM): ?
JihadJimmyCDF (1:06:40 PM): oh yes
SirManWithHugeCock (1:06:44 PM): oh joy
JihadJimmyCDF (1:06:47 PM): Golden Gate Law School
SirManWithHugeCock (1:06:52 PM): we'll be colleagues
JihadJimmyCDF (1:06:56 PM): yay!
SirManWithHugeCock (1:07:08 PM): I can see her at continuing education classes
JihadJimmyCDF (1:07:13 PM): and you can study poly sci together and watch DouL together
JihadJimmyCDF (1:07:21 PM): doubleplus yay!
SirManWithHugeCock (1:07:34 PM): we never had a poly sci class together
SirManWithHugeCock (1:07:38 PM): we did have history
SirManWithHugeCock (1:07:48 PM): Where she walked in late every day
SirManWithHugeCock (1:08:02 PM): and then sat right next to me
JihadJimmyCDF (1:08:04 PM): ahh
JihadJimmyCDF (1:08:06 PM): oh yay!
JihadJimmyCDF (1:08:25 PM): she was busy not being a good girlfriend, i suppose
JihadJimmyCDF (1:08:44 PM): that must've taken a lot of extra-ordinary effort to be that shitty of a GF
SirManWithHugeCock (1:09:35 PM): it was just a lot of fighting
SirManWithHugeCock (1:09:46 PM): every time you hung out with us she would call and complain to you
SirManWithHugeCock (1:09:57 PM): and you would go in another room and yell o nthe phone
JihadJimmyCDF (1:10:03 PM): yeah, good times
JihadJimmyCDF (1:10:06 PM): i mean
SirManWithHugeCock (1:10:06 PM): and we couldn't order pizza
JihadJimmyCDF (1:10:08 PM): yeah
JihadJimmyCDF (1:10:17 PM): yeah, and i'd like to apologize for that yet again
SirManWithHugeCock (1:10:22 PM): no no
SirManWithHugeCock (1:10:26 PM): no apologizes
SirManWithHugeCock (1:10:50 PM): It wasn't your failut
SirManWithHugeCock (1:10:52 PM): fault
JihadJimmyCDF (1:10:56 PM): well, it's kind of like, your good friend Jimmy was the one who invited the vampire into our peaceful abode
SirManWithHugeCock (1:11:10 PM): well
SirManWithHugeCock (1:11:17 PM): at least her sister was good looking
JihadJimmyCDF (1:11:20 PM): where she proceeded to ruin our lives whilst living 30 mins away, through the caldecott tunnel in walnut creek
JihadJimmyCDF (1:11:24 PM): oh jesus yeah
JihadJimmyCDF (1:11:45 PM): Sweet Merciful Crap
SirManWithHugeCock (1:11:53 PM): she had very nice legs
JihadJimmyCDF (1:12:07 PM): again, jimmy chose the wrong sister
SirManWithHugeCock (1:12:13 PM): haha
SirManWithHugeCock (1:12:23 PM): you should've tried the ol' switcheroo
JihadJimmyCDF (1:12:27 PM): you should've seen the sister of the one before megan
JihadJimmyCDF (1:12:29 PM): ooh yeah
SirManWithHugeCock (1:12:40 PM): i've pulled the switcheroo once
SirManWithHugeCock (1:12:46 PM): not with sisters, with cousins
SirManWithHugeCock (1:12:55 PM): they didn't like each other, so it wasn't too hard
JihadJimmyCDF (1:13:17 PM): good deal
JihadJimmyCDF (1:13:41 PM): did either of them tell their parents after they spent the night at your apartment once?
SirManWithHugeCock (1:13:51 PM): No
SirManWithHugeCock (1:13:55 PM): and i remember that
SirManWithHugeCock (1:13:56 PM): hahahah
JihadJimmyCDF (1:14:03 PM): see, good buddy Man w/Huge Cock... when you open the megan-floodgates
SirManWithHugeCock (1:14:04 PM): oh man
JihadJimmyCDF (1:14:08 PM): a lot of shit comes pouring through
SirManWithHugeCock (1:14:11 PM): hi-fucking-larious
JihadJimmyCDF (1:14:28 PM): it's like a big fucking dam with a reservoir of shit and tears
JihadJimmyCDF (1:14:37 PM): and no pizza
SirManWithHugeCock (1:14:45 PM): and *69
JihadJimmyCDF (1:14:51 PM): and a hot sister
SirManWithHugeCock (1:15:00 PM): who drives a volvo
JihadJimmyCDF (1:15:23 PM): ahh, good times
SirManWithHugeCock (1:15:32 PM): what was megan's last name?
JihadJimmyCDF (1:15:35 PM): mcdonald
SirManWithHugeCock (1:15:41 PM): i'm gonna google her
JihadJimmyCDF (1:15:51 PM): url? i'm kinda curious now
JihadJimmyCDF (1:16:02 PM): and if you could put the html tags, i'd be much obliged
JihadJimmyCDF (1:16:04 PM): LOL
SirManWithHugeCock (1:16:12 PM): hmmm
SirManWithHugeCock (1:16:14 PM): common name
SirManWithHugeCock (1:16:20 PM): children's book author
SirManWithHugeCock (1:16:23 PM): artist
JihadJimmyCDF (1:16:41 PM): Can't Uunderstand Normal Thinking?
SirManWithHugeCock (1:18:27 PM): her name is too common
JihadJimmyCDF (1:18:50 PM): try "Megan McDonald Can't Uunderstand Normal Thinking "
SirManWithHugeCock (1:19:08 PM): it's weird when you write that
JihadJimmyCDF (1:19:17 PM): yeah i know
JihadJimmyCDF (1:19:26 PM): it'll make sense in the post, trust me
SirManWithHugeCock (1:19:31 PM): ok
JihadJimmyCDF (1:20:24 PM): (for those of you scoring the game at home, i'm typing in the "strong" tags in the chat, so MwHC is seeing all the opening and closing formatting tags)
SirManWithHugeCock (1:20:57 PM): but on the blog, I assume the tags will not show up but things will bold, etc
SirManWithHugeCock direct connection is closed (1:23:36 PM).
JihadJimmyCDF (1:23:39 PM): oh yes absolutely
JihadJimmyCDF (1:32:59 PM): OK eff me
JihadJimmyCDF (1:33:02 PM): i gotta get some work done
JihadJimmyCDF (1:33:07 PM): but not before this post...
SirManWithHugeCock signed off at 1:36:24 PM.
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