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Monday, April 18, 2005

Dual Live 3amC of Grey's Anatomy!

Not just a 3am criticism.

Not just a live 3am criticism.

Oh no, motherfuckers. We have a DUAL Live 3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy, episode 4. Bow Down to Washingtonia.

Dual Live 3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy, episode 4!
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TioJaime (10:00:41 PM): OK i had two more minutes thani thought
TioJaime (10:00:50 PM): and LMHBrent is somewhere around here
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TioJaime (10:01:51 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime (10:02:32 PM): huh?
TioJaime (10:02:34 PM): what was that
TioJaime (10:02:36 PM): goddamit
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LMHBrent (10:02:39 PM): hello?
TioJaime (10:02:44 PM): what happened?
TioJaime (10:02:45 PM): underwear?
TioJaime (10:02:52 PM): you fucker, i missed herunderwear
LMHBrent (10:02:53 PM): tampons
LMHBrent (10:02:54 PM): hello kitty
LMHBrent (10:03:16 PM): blackt0r
TioJaime (10:03:19 PM): i hate that frat ass
TioJaime (10:03:24 PM): blackt0r 1!
LMHBrent (10:03:32 PM): why is that important?
LMHBrent (10:03:48 PM): 3 rounds done by 5:30am
TioJaime (10:03:49 PM): nice tat
LMHBrent (10:03:51 PM): damn that's early
LMHBrent (10:04:04 PM): horse girl's day
TioJaime (10:04:11 PM): i thought you liked sandra oh
LMHBrent (10:04:25 PM): she's not cute, but okay. she's growing on me
TioJaime (10:04:35 PM): she's no ellen pompeo
TioJaime (10:04:36 PM): but she'll do
TioJaime (10:04:46 PM): did you watch Dancing at the Blue Iguana yet?
LMHBrent (10:04:50 PM): "he slept with one of the interns"
TioJaime (10:05:22 PM): ooh yeah asian doctor
TioJaime (10:05:39 PM): i wanna lick her boobs
LMHBrent (10:05:43 PM): blurse?
TioJaime (10:05:43 PM): and another black person
LMHBrent (10:05:45 PM): black nurse?
TioJaime (10:05:55 PM): dude this show is so goddam fake
TioJaime (10:06:07 PM): i knew like 2 black people in seattle
LMHBrent (10:06:14 PM): there's a lot of fakeness in this series
TioJaime (10:06:36 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime (10:06:50 PM): oh yesh
TioJaime (10:06:54 PM): WTF?
LMHBrent (10:06:58 PM): oh damn
TioJaime (10:07:00 PM): why did he jax0r to her earlier?
LMHBrent (10:07:00 PM): she did a thing
LMHBrent (10:07:14 PM): she's so renee zellwegger
TioJaime (10:07:36 PM): the nerd-dude is gonna get to poke the model-doctor
LMHBrent (10:07:38 PM): izzy the flesh baring doctor
TioJaime (10:08:01 PM): whoa sweet
LMHBrent (10:08:02 PM): oh crap
LMHBrent (10:08:02 PM): that sucks
TioJaime (10:08:08 PM): OK and this intro is stupid
LMHBrent (10:08:13 PM): no body knows where they might end up
LMHBrent (10:08:15 PM): no body knows
LMHBrent (10:08:23 PM): it's like house, but not as cool
LMHBrent (10:08:24 PM): house intro
TioJaime (10:08:30 PM): wha, no black people in the intro?
LMHBrent (10:08:31 PM): oh oh suppose you'll never know
LMHBrent (10:08:33 PM): AHAHHAAH
TioJaime (10:08:34 PM): what's house?
LMHBrent (10:08:40 PM): house is a medical drama on fox
LMHBrent (10:08:55 PM): okay so anyway, wassuppers?
TioJaime (10:09:04 PM): yo--suppers
TioJaime (10:09:14 PM): my watches were fast.... i actually had 2 mins to go
LMHBrent (10:09:23 PM): oh reawly?
TioJaime (10:09:27 PM): oh yesh
LMHBrent (10:09:29 PM): it's good to have fast watches
TioJaime (10:09:39 PM): yes, thank you eireann rae
LMHBrent (10:09:47 PM): i think when you invite me as TioJaime, it doesn't work
TioJaime (10:09:56 PM): i can't
LMHBrent (10:09:57 PM): but when you invite me as poke, it goes through
TioJaime (10:10:06 PM): i'm logged in to both iChat and AIM
TioJaime (10:10:20 PM): i set up the chat through AIM, but invited you and myself in iChat
LMHBrent (10:10:37 PM): oh really
TioJaime (10:10:39 PM): because inputting in iChat is easier since i don't have to use the keypad to send
TioJaime (10:10:42 PM): and we're back
LMHBrent (10:10:46 PM): good point
TioJaime (10:10:49 PM): oh yesh he's conscious
TioJaime (10:11:01 PM): jorge cruz!
LMHBrent (10:11:03 PM): nailgun
TioJaime (10:11:05 PM): no es bueno
TioJaime (10:11:47 PM): that must muy suck
LMHBrent (10:11:52 PM): muy sucko
TioJaime (10:11:54 PM): blackt0r 3
TioJaime (10:12:04 PM): blackt0r 2
LMHBrent (10:12:10 PM): agressive little witch
TioJaime (10:12:22 PM): WTF, 3 black people and only one korean?
TioJaime (10:12:27 PM): this is shit
LMHBrent (10:12:29 PM): yeah damn
LMHBrent (10:12:45 PM): nail nails
TioJaime (10:13:03 PM): ooh enema
LMHBrent (10:13:05 PM): enema
LMHBrent (10:13:07 PM): nice
TioJaime (10:13:09 PM): blenema
LMHBrent (10:13:13 PM): take care of her
TioJaime (10:13:15 PM): good call blackt0r
LMHBrent (10:13:22 PM): awww yang has institution
TioJaime (10:13:32 PM): heh, funny mexicans
LMHBrent (10:13:33 PM): headaches
TioJaime (10:13:34 PM): mexican
TioJaime (10:13:42 PM): "why do you think they call it a gun you moron?"
LMHBrent (10:13:45 PM): "with good reason"
TioJaime (10:13:46 PM): (read w/a mexican accent
TioJaime (10:13:49 PM): ooh hi
LMHBrent (10:13:54 PM): in bed
LMHBrent (10:13:56 PM): so much trouble in bed
LMHBrent (10:14:17 PM): nerd and frat guys yay!
TioJaime (10:14:27 PM): i hate that frat dude
LMHBrent (10:14:29 PM): me too
TioJaime (10:14:32 PM): ooh sexy underwear
LMHBrent (10:14:39 PM): "hello kitty" underwear
TioJaime (10:15:00 PM): whoa, was ellen pompeo also walking around in her underwear?
LMHBrent (10:15:00 PM): dude that guy is giving him ideas
LMHBrent (10:15:04 PM): no just izzy
LMHBrent (10:15:14 PM): blackt0r1
TioJaime (10:15:22 PM): izzy was in that movie "My Dad the Hero"
LMHBrent (10:15:27 PM): oh my god
TioJaime (10:15:27 PM): whoa
LMHBrent (10:15:31 PM): prostate biopsy
TioJaime (10:15:32 PM): stirrups
TioJaime (10:15:46 PM): heh
LMHBrent (10:15:51 PM): relax! hehe
TioJaime (10:16:00 PM): yeah she's mexican
LMHBrent (10:16:09 PM): mexidude with dcams
LMHBrent (10:16:17 PM): mexiheadaches
TioJaime (10:16:19 PM): well i suppose in Seattle they're not as tan as californixicans
LMHBrent (10:16:23 PM): i love those blue eyes
LMHBrent (10:16:27 PM): yeah true huh
LMHBrent (10:16:35 PM): i guess we weren't as dark as we could have been, as filipinos
TioJaime (10:16:49 PM): dark chocolates
LMHBrent (10:17:12 PM): "easy is not in your job description"
TioJaime (10:17:23 PM): blackt0r!
LMHBrent (10:17:30 PM): crack that whip
TioJaime (10:17:55 PM): yeah, because people never just fall down stairs
TioJaime (10:18:31 PM): what a cock
LMHBrent (10:18:35 PM): fratdoc is going to jax0r
LMHBrent (10:18:37 PM): to izzy
LMHBrent (10:18:48 PM): bethany whisper
LMHBrent (10:18:50 PM): i get it now
LMHBrent (10:18:53 PM): victoria 'secret'
LMHBrent (10:18:55 PM): heh
TioJaime (10:19:00 PM): oh oh OH
LMHBrent (10:19:09 PM): that is lame-o
TioJaime (10:19:10 PM): and apparently i get it too
LMHBrent (10:19:33 PM): was that an "oh oh OH" as in jax0r
LMHBrent (10:19:42 PM): or "oh oh "OH" as in secret ~ whisper
TioJaime (10:19:49 PM): that was an oh oh OH as in Sandra
LMHBrent (10:19:58 PM): or "oh oh OH" as in you are s0ggy
TioJaime (10:20:36 PM): did you see my other posts today?
LMHBrent (10:20:37 PM): oh my god this commercial
TioJaime (10:20:39 PM): and one from last night?
TioJaime (10:20:40 PM): which one?
LMHBrent (10:20:43 PM): premarin
LMHBrent (10:20:54 PM): talking about dementia and vaginal discomfort
TioJaime (10:21:07 PM): i guess i wasn't listening
TioJaime (10:21:12 PM): but that sounds cool
LMHBrent (10:21:19 PM): now it's a cingular/att commercial
TioJaime (10:21:35 PM): if i ever find myself suffering from dementia and vaginal discomfort, i'm going to 3am criticize it
LMHBrent (10:21:53 PM): i haven't had a chance to read SHoP this past weekend.
TioJaime (10:21:59 PM): heh check it out
LMHBrent (10:22:05 PM): i shall i shall
TioJaime (10:22:05 PM): yay for cats
LMHBrent (10:22:28 PM): okay bacy
LMHBrent (10:22:29 PM): back
TioJaime (10:22:35 PM): what a cockmaster
LMHBrent (10:22:38 PM): fratdoc is photocopying
TioJaime (10:22:52 PM): what a pigfucer
TioJaime (10:22:53 PM): fucker
TioJaime (10:22:55 PM): pigfucker
LMHBrent (10:22:59 PM): oh crap
TioJaime (10:23:04 PM): that would suck to have nailsin my head
LMHBrent (10:23:09 PM): OMAN
LMHBrent (10:23:10 PM): that is sicko
LMHBrent (10:23:16 PM): he's so conscious though
TioJaime (10:23:38 PM): blackt0r 1
TioJaime (10:23:47 PM): oh yesh
TioJaime (10:24:01 PM): Limp Harry
LMHBrent (10:24:04 PM): heh
TioJaime (10:24:14 PM): Limp, Manginal, and Hairy Brent
LMHBrent (10:24:21 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TioJaime (10:24:27 PM): LMHBrent
LMHBrent (10:24:30 PM): I'm not LIMP
LMHBrent (10:24:39 PM): stupid frat doc
TioJaime (10:24:51 PM): whoa shit on toast those are huge nails
LMHBrent (10:24:54 PM): they angled it while it was coming out
LMHBrent (10:25:00 PM): "there goes the third grade"
LMHBrent (10:25:22 PM): "you want the whipple, right?"
TioJaime (10:25:31 PM): heh
LMHBrent (10:25:47 PM): shrinking the salamander
LMHBrent (10:25:48 PM): hahaha
TioJaime (10:25:49 PM): fuck i hate that guy
TioJaime (10:26:01 PM): blah blah blah i'm black and in seattle
TioJaime (10:26:07 PM): Seattle Grace Hospital
TioJaime (10:26:21 PM): oh is that a black orderly?
TioJaime (10:26:26 PM): and another black orderly
TioJaime (10:26:40 PM): GOD THIS IS SO UNREALISTIC
TioJaime (10:27:04 PM): so much so that now it's detracting from my enjoyment
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LMHBrent (10:27:32 PM): oh damn
LMHBrent (10:27:40 PM): i got logged off
TioJaime (10:28:06 PM): that's odd.... you didn't need to be reinvited?
LMHBrent (10:28:43 PM): yeah huh
LMHBrent (10:29:16 PM): hm okay
LMHBrent (10:29:18 PM): that was interesting
TioJaime (10:29:22 PM): perhaps the State of Washingtonia in Grey's Anatomy-world has elected a black governor
TioJaime (10:29:26 PM): and a black mayor of seattle
TioJaime (10:29:37 PM): "here's you w/your black husband"
LMHBrent (10:29:41 PM): AHAHAH
TioJaime (10:29:51 PM): "that's the black wagon he got me for my b-day"
LMHBrent (10:29:53 PM): haahah
TioJaime (10:30:09 PM): blax0r
LMHBrent (10:30:21 PM): oooh faced
LMHBrent (10:30:41 PM): fork suppers
LMHBrent (10:30:52 PM): i don't like ty pennington
TioJaime (10:31:39 PM): weird referral for the SHoP
TioJaime (10:31:53 PM): http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=[UPDATE date="20040627"]D******[UPDATE]+steel+watch+band&btnG=Search
TioJaime (10:32:14 PM): heh, because they were stupid enough to think that chimps are our friends
TioJaime (10:32:27 PM): oh no an activist died in the middle east
TioJaime (10:32:36 PM): that's what you get for associating w/terrorists
LMHBrent (10:32:44 PM): they're not going to always play nice
LMHBrent (10:32:50 PM): they never do
TioJaime (10:32:54 PM): oh that wa sa local news thing huh
LMHBrent (10:33:08 PM): yeah i guess
LMHBrent (10:33:14 PM): i saw something about the pope
LMHBrent (10:33:15 PM): conclave
LMHBrent (10:33:21 PM): now it's subway
LMHBrent (10:33:24 PM): now ford
LMHBrent (10:33:42 PM): "it's fun like an suv" hm, maybe that's because it IS an suv
TioJaime (10:33:46 PM): you know what i miss?
LMHBrent (10:33:50 PM): seattle?
TioJaime (10:33:52 PM): the Money Tree tax ad
LMHBrent (10:33:54 PM): blacks IN seattle?
LMHBrent (10:33:56 PM): oh yeah money tree
TioJaime (10:34:04 PM): "Doing taxes is so taxing"
TioJaime (10:34:15 PM): whoa
LMHBrent (10:34:17 PM): oh nidce
LMHBrent (10:34:19 PM): hello kitty
TioJaime (10:34:20 PM): panties
LMHBrent (10:34:29 PM): we have vaginas
TioJaime (10:34:29 PM): VAGINA!
LMHBrent (10:34:32 PM): get used to it
LMHBrent (10:34:37 PM): man-boobs
LMHBrent (10:34:38 PM): moobs
TioJaime (10:35:01 PM): jor-yay!
TioJaime (10:35:11 PM): oh yesh
TioJaime (10:35:16 PM): heh
TioJaime (10:35:22 PM): they're laughing
TioJaime (10:35:23 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (10:35:26 PM): NICEEEE
LMHBrent (10:35:30 PM): it's all over baby
TioJaime (10:35:49 PM): boyfriend?
LMHBrent (10:35:53 PM): ehh
TioJaime (10:35:54 PM): ooh girlfriend!
TioJaime (10:35:56 PM): aww
TioJaime (10:36:13 PM): yeah yeah yeah
LMHBrent (10:36:15 PM): horse face asian
TioJaime (10:36:23 PM): really, the question we should be asking ourselves
TioJaime (10:36:30 PM): and i don't know why we both missed it
TioJaime (10:36:43 PM): why aren't there any filipino nurses in seattle?
LMHBrent (10:36:51 PM): exactly
LMHBrent (10:36:51 PM): wtf
TioJaime (10:37:00 PM): oh she's gonna take her shirt off!
TioJaime (10:37:07 PM): whoa
LMHBrent (10:37:12 PM): oh my god breasts
TioJaime (10:37:17 PM): oh i like this show
TioJaime (10:37:46 PM): heh
LMHBrent (10:37:49 PM): oh beotch
TioJaime (10:37:57 PM): eff you and eff your family, frat doctor
TioJaime (10:38:17 PM): si!
TioJaime (10:38:41 PM): perhaps i should find a nice mexichick
TioJaime (10:38:54 PM): "i jax0red to you"
LMHBrent (10:39:04 PM): hahaha
TioJaime (10:39:10 PM): whoa
LMHBrent (10:39:11 PM): nice
LMHBrent (10:39:12 PM): close
LMHBrent (10:39:15 PM): "i fantasized about you"
TioJaime (10:39:23 PM): damn i'm good
LMHBrent (10:39:26 PM): you are good
TioJaime (10:39:36 PM): they're going to non-jax0r me
LMHBrent (10:39:43 PM): "i have cancer and they're going to lift up my lgs and expose me to the world and cut out my prostate"
TioJaime (10:40:04 PM): it's just a trick to get her to hump him
LMHBrent (10:40:09 PM): let's have sex one time before i become limp
TioJaime (10:40:58 PM): blackt0r
LMHBrent (10:41:11 PM): nice
LMHBrent (10:41:12 PM): get with the program horse asian
LMHBrent (10:41:13 PM): i should watch iguana dance and sideways
LMHBrent (10:41:13 PM): why is that a damn?
TioJaime (10:41:14 PM): it's not tumor!
TioJaime (10:41:25 PM): oops
TioJaime (10:41:29 PM): it's not a tumor
LMHBrent (10:41:36 PM): it's nto?
LMHBrent (10:41:40 PM): i thought it was
LMHBrent (10:41:53 PM): blackt0r commerical
LMHBrent (10:41:58 PM): ob/gyn
TioJaime (10:42:15 PM): http://www.google.com/search?q=Hooters%20Girl%20Lynnwood%2C%20WA&hl=en&lr=
TioJaime (10:42:29 PM): somebody found the SHoP by searching for Hooters Girl Lynnwood, WA
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TioJaime (10:43:33 PM): http://community.webshots.com/photo/68635854/72612531wzxmVX
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LMHBrent (10:43:39 PM): hey
LMHBrent (10:43:42 PM): back i am
TioJaime (10:43:59 PM): oh you missed my past link
LMHBrent (10:44:01 PM): aliyesh
LMHBrent (10:44:05 PM): i missed it
TioJaime (10:44:08 PM): http://community.webshots.com/photo/68635854/72612531wzxmVX
TioJaime (10:44:28 PM): jessica, somebody i don't know, nikki, kim, and somebody else i don't know
TioJaime (10:44:34 PM): i miss seattle
LMHBrent (10:44:40 PM): wowsers
TioJaime (10:44:54 PM): you remember them?
LMHBrent (10:45:05 PM): it's bee a while
LMHBrent (10:45:08 PM): kinda not really
TioJaime (10:45:13 PM): and now they're back
LMHBrent (10:45:45 PM): losing memories
TioJaime (10:45:45 PM): if Seattle Grace Hospital is really by the Space Needle, they're only a few minutes from Hooters Lake Union
LMHBrent (10:45:55 PM): thye should do an episode there
LMHBrent (10:46:10 PM): damn
TioJaime (10:46:15 PM): oh tha'ts a nice red dress
LMHBrent (10:46:52 PM): that's a fake laugh
TioJaime (10:47:26 PM): http://community.webshots.com/photo/68635854/72612138IYMdjR
LMHBrent (10:47:37 PM): what a bitch
LMHBrent (10:47:45 PM): i hate that laugh
LMHBrent (10:47:57 PM): ooh i like horse face lying down
LMHBrent (10:48:09 PM): "sometimes doing everything can be worse than doing nothing"
LMHBrent (10:48:21 PM): yes i liek that
LMHBrent (10:48:22 PM): walk around naked
TioJaime (10:48:22 PM): oh naked sandra oh
LMHBrent (10:48:39 PM): "yeah we get that"
TioJaime (10:49:32 PM): blax0r!
TioJaime (10:49:39 PM): bethany whisp0r
LMHBrent (10:49:48 PM): mexi-cut
TioJaime (10:50:43 PM): ooh code blue dude
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LMHBrent (10:51:26 PM): i see the california aide killing thing
TioJaime (10:51:40 PM): ooh victoria's secret commercial!
TioJaime (10:51:44 PM): OK
LMHBrent (10:51:45 PM): ipex
LMHBrent (10:51:46 PM): i mean iPex
LMHBrent (10:51:54 PM): it's an accessory for the new iPod
LMHBrent (10:52:03 PM): get a pair of iPex to sexify your iPod
LMHBrent (10:52:18 PM): i've got a few iPexes
LMHBrent (10:52:37 PM): Tiger coming out on April 29
TioJaime (10:52:40 PM): i wanna iPoke ellen pompeo
TioJaime (10:52:56 PM): oh the first song of the episode
TioJaime (10:52:59 PM): usually they have a few
LMHBrent (10:53:06 PM): i liekd the last song from last episode"
LMHBrent (10:53:11 PM): i like this one
TioJaime (10:53:17 PM): another black dude
TioJaime (10:54:08 PM): yeah you stupid woman, why would you say that to your patient?
LMHBrent (10:54:14 PM): "ill remember for us both"
TioJaime (10:54:34 PM): these interns seem kinda stupid
LMHBrent (10:55:21 PM): they seem kinda emasculated
LMHBrent (10:55:37 PM): limp harry
TioJaime (10:56:23 PM): i like dr. izzy's young puppies
LMHBrent (10:56:30 PM): woof woof
LMHBrent (10:56:38 PM): this is a dumb song
TioJaime (10:56:51 PM): i kinda liked it
LMHBrent (10:56:58 PM): look me in the eye?
TioJaime (10:57:18 PM): oh hi red
LMHBrent (10:57:25 PM): montage
LMHBrent (10:57:30 PM): "rulebook for intimacy"
LMHBrent (10:57:35 PM): a guide that can tell you when you've crossed the line
LMHBrent (10:57:47 PM): it would be nice if you could see it coming
LMHBrent (10:58:01 PM): *** fit it on a map
LMHBrent (10:58:17 PM): you take it where you can get it
LMHBrent (10:58:20 PM): and keep it as long as you can
LMHBrent (10:58:35 PM): and as for rules
LMHBrent (10:58:44 PM): maybe there are nonoe
LMHBrent (10:58:58 PM): maybe the rules of intimacy are something you have to define for youself
TioJaime (10:59:01 PM): MORE BLACK PEOPLE IN SEATTLE
LMHBrent (10:59:11 PM): i wonder if they're really in seattle
TioJaime (10:59:16 PM): DID YOU SEE THEM? RIGHT BEHIND ELLEN POMPEO AND PATRICK DEMPSEY?
LMHBrent (10:59:20 PM): yeah
LMHBrent (10:59:22 PM): black dude
TioJaime (10:59:23 PM): next sunday
LMHBrent (10:59:25 PM): was he with a black girl?
LMHBrent (10:59:31 PM): party
LMHBrent (10:59:52 PM): oh my gahts
LMHBrent (10:59:56 PM): new pope suppers
TioJaime (10:59:57 PM): he probably was since there are a fucking buttload up there
TioJaime (11:00:02 PM): really?
LMHBrent (11:00:08 PM): they're picking one
TioJaime (11:00:10 PM): stupid KGO didn't make any mention
LMHBrent (11:00:13 PM): something about a conclave
LMHBrent (11:00:40 PM): okay dude
LMHBrent (11:00:44 PM): i gotta wake up at 4:30
LMHBrent (11:00:48 PM): i don't think i can do this very often
LMHBrent (11:00:51 PM): i'm killing myself
LMHBrent (11:01:08 PM): ttyl
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