THE FOLLOWING POST HAS BEEN GIVEN AN R RATING DUE TO VULGARITY. PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Very long and arduous episode. And I kept thinking about Ellen Pompeo throughout. Good episode. Really, what goes around comes around. Ha ha.
enjoy,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
ps- oh yeah right, al gore's TV network won't have any political bias. And I have a bridge in benicia to sell you...
3am Criticism of The Amazing Race yay! You are now in chat room “TARep5.”
TioJaime858 has entered the chat room.
TioJaime858 (9:04:39 PM): hello dere!
TioJaime858 (9:07:15 PM): OK i just checked... and we are on the fifth episode
TioJaime858 (9:07:51 PM): oh kids we're due up for a 2 hour 3am criticism!
TioJaime858 (9:07:57 PM): yes, 6 days late
TioJaime858 (9:07:58 PM): sorry
TioJaime858 (9:08:02 PM): you'll like it
TioJaime858 (9:09:05 PM): and if there's time and i've had enough GDFs, i'll do the pilot of Grey's Anatomy
TioJaime858 (9:10:07 PM): see (PG-13) Dual 3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy!
TioJaime858 (9:10:23 PM): aren't i nce? giving you those urls at the drop of a hat?
TioJaime858 (9:10:33 PM): well check the timestamp, that took a while
TioJaime858 (9:10:52 PM): OK i think i'm good to go... lemme cue up the tape
TioJaime858 (9:11:09 PM): ooh, joan of arcadia
TioJaime858 (9:11:25 PM): no judging amy
TioJaime858 (9:11:31 PM): 2 hour TAR
TioJaime858 (9:11:45 PM): in which old dude and annoying chick get eliminated
TioJaime858 (9:11:52 PM): you want some more of a spoiler?
TioJaime858 (9:12:18 PM): somebody found our page by searching for uchenna joyce internet betting leak
TioJaime858 (9:12:21 PM): or something like that
TioJaime858 (9:12:36 PM): and heh, previous episode, old dudes got faced by ray/deana
TioJaime858 (9:12:41 PM): let's see what happens in this episode
TioJaime858 (9:12:49 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
TioJaime858 (9:12:50 PM): AMAZING!
TioJaime858 (9:12:54 PM): A MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (9:13:01 PM): A MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (9:13:06 PM): A MAZING RACE!
TioJaime858 (9:13:10 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
TioJaime858 (9:13:12 PM): AMAZING
TioJaime858 (9:13:17 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
TioJaime858 (9:13:20 PM): AMAZING!
TioJaime858 (9:15:05 PM): i should pour myselfa drink
TioJaime858 (9:15:07 PM): i'm fastforwarding
TioJaime858 (9:15:14 PM): oops
TioJaime858 (9:15:17 PM): that was fast
TioJaime858 (9:15:24 PM): numb3rs!
TioJaime858 (9:15:31 PM): This is Buenos Aires
TioJaime858 (9:15:36 PM): just outside the city
TioJaime858 (9:15:38 PM): la martina
TioJaime858 (9:15:42 PM): fourth pit stop
TioJaime858 (9:15:45 PM): FUCK YOU ROB AND AMBER
TioJaime858 (9:16:03 PM): ROBTARD first to depart 3am
TioJaime858 (9:16:09 PM): johannesburg, south africa
TioJaime858 (9:16:16 PM): $217
TioJaime858 (9:16:26 PM): shut the fuck up
TioJaime858 (9:16:45 PM): dumb and dumbass 2nd to depart
TioJaime858 (9:17:00 PM): if my brother tgurned out that retarded, i'd ask my parents to shoot us both
TioJaime858 (9:17:10 PM): ooh hi
TioJaime858 (9:17:18 PM): cute argentinian chick
TioJaime858 (9:17:57 PM): uchenna/joyce
TioJaime858 (9:18:15 PM): oh they're returning to their native south africa
TioJaime858 (9:18:19 PM): ron/kelly
TioJaime858 (9:18:22 PM): fourth to depart
TioJaime858 (9:18:50 PM): team gaylordio fifth to depart
TioJaime858 (9:19:46 PM): ray/deana 6th to depart
TioJaime858 (9:19:51 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
TioJaime858 (9:19:58 PM): I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE GETTING BOOTED TONIGHT
TioJaime858 (9:20:02 PM): old dudes!
TioJaime858 (9:20:10 PM): last to depart
TioJaime858 (9:20:34 PM): dude, why is he so scared of the old people?
TioJaime858 (9:20:42 PM): if you play a solid game, eventually the old teams just go away naturally
TioJaime858 (9:21:09 PM): nice, old people got on the flight
TioJaime858 (9:21:18 PM): ha ha, how's your 8 hour lead now?
TioJaime858 (9:21:20 PM): dumbfuck
TioJaime858 (9:21:53 PM): first class? i thought they were supposed to fly coach at all times
TioJaime858 (9:22:28 PM): fast forward
TioJaime858 (9:22:32 PM): first of only 2
TioJaime858 (9:22:51 PM): whoa
TioJaime858 (9:23:01 PM): cross a bridge at a nuclear power plant
TioJaime858 (9:23:10 PM): yay! go you funky queer boys!
TioJaime858 (9:23:21 PM): A Detour is a choice betwen two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
TioJaime858 (9:23:24 PM): tunnels or tribes
TioJaime858 (9:23:34 PM): rappel down tunnels
TioJaime858 (9:23:50 PM): or go goof off w/some african tribes
TioJaime858 (9:24:28 PM): OK when Kendra said something racist like that people got pissed
TioJaime858 (9:24:42 PM): but it's OK when the fags say it, isn' t it, blue america?
TioJaime858 (9:24:55 PM): OK rob-tard is going for the fast forward
TioJaime858 (9:25:02 PM): that's pretty poor strategery
TioJaime858 (9:25:09 PM): considering they didn't know if they were off first
TioJaime858 (9:25:16 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (9:25:25 PM): oh don't worry, you're going to win anyway
TioJaime858 (9:25:42 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (9:25:46 PM): i'm pouring a drink
TioJaime858 (9:30:17 PM): and they're back and i'm late
TioJaime858 (9:30:20 PM): except this episode kinda sucks
TioJaime858 (9:30:43 PM): heh shooting blancks went to get a map
TioJaime858 (9:30:59 PM): yeah no shit other teams may have gone for it
TioJaime858 (9:31:04 PM): oh you'll be fine
TioJaime858 (9:31:10 PM): what w/your blaza of fire
TioJaime858 (9:31:14 PM): nobody cares
TioJaime858 (9:31:26 PM): ha ha
TioJaime858 (9:31:40 PM): whoa, so they're gonna get the fast forward and then lose the next round?
TioJaime858 (9:31:42 PM): that's gotta suck
TioJaime858 (9:31:47 PM): you got it BABY
TioJaime858 (9:31:54 PM): you can do it BABE
TioJaime858 (9:32:03 PM): stop it i wanna eat this damn cupcake already
TioJaime858 (9:32:15 PM): whoa
TioJaime858 (9:32:24 PM): no railing on the bridge?
TioJaime858 (9:33:16 PM): yay
TioJaime858 (9:33:21 PM): zulus like fags
TioJaime858 (9:34:00 PM): and they're not water towers
TioJaime858 (9:34:08 PM): good job, BABE
TioJaime858 (9:34:35 PM): all these babe instances have been from the old dude/ deana
TioJaime858 (9:34:38 PM): good job BABY
TioJaime858 (9:34:42 PM): WHOA
TioJaime858 (9:34:48 PM): whoa
TioJaime858 (9:34:52 PM): i don't know that i could do that
TioJaime858 (9:35:31 PM): we get it
TioJaime858 (9:35:38 PM): you're a shallow beauty pageant chick
TioJaime858 (9:35:43 PM): and the LA-tards are tards
TioJaime858 (9:35:56 PM): this season kinda sucks
TioJaime858 (9:36:38 PM): perhaps i should start to drink
TioJaime858 (9:36:42 PM): you got it BABY
TioJaime858 (9:36:57 PM): Ok she's halfway across
TioJaime858 (9:37:01 PM): halfway there BABY
TioJaime858 (9:37:15 PM): i'm so fucking glad they're getting booted
TioJaime858 (9:37:27 PM): wow she's cute except for the boston hat
TioJaime858 (9:37:45 PM): fuck i hate red sox nation now
TioJaime858 (9:37:52 PM): nice job, dumbasses
TioJaime858 (9:38:03 PM): normally i don't care about the AL east
TioJaime858 (9:38:24 PM): but now i'm gonna have to jump on the Balteemore bandwagon by default
TioJaime858 (9:40:48 PM): you're almost done BABY
TioJaime858 (9:41:05 PM): OK amber was cute
TioJaime858 (9:41:15 PM): ha ha
TioJaime858 (9:41:31 PM): cool
TioJaime858 (9:41:39 PM): proceed to pit stop Soweto Overlook
TioJaime858 (9:41:44 PM): blah blah blah nelson mandela
TioJaime858 (9:42:24 PM): ha ha you guessed wrong
TioJaime858 (9:42:40 PM): heh the african was laughing at them
TioJaime858 (9:42:59 PM): yeah how about you shut the fuck up
TioJaime858 (9:43:03 PM): great
TioJaime858 (9:43:09 PM): they mentioned survivor
TioJaime858 (9:43:30 PM): well, yes, i would like to have relations w/amber
TioJaime858 (9:43:38 PM): but i think i'm missing the point of the show
TioJaime858 (9:43:57 PM): they're still toolling around in the caves
TioJaime858 (9:44:10 PM): whoa cool
TioJaime858 (9:44:21 PM): that's actually pretty cool
TioJaime858 (9:45:04 PM): LA-tards in 2n place
TioJaime858 (9:45:08 PM): yay go to soweto
TioJaime858 (9:45:14 PM): something about apartheid
TioJaime858 (9:45:48 PM): you look like braveheart, dude
TioJaime858 (9:45:59 PM): yay for gay!
TioJaime858 (9:46:01 PM): yays for gays!
TioJaime858 (9:46:20 PM): OK drinky drinky time
TioJaime858 (9:46:27 PM): heh the old dudes are doing the cave thing
TioJaime858 (9:47:26 PM): Old dude and Deana, team #1
TioJaime858 (9:47:38 PM): hey cool
TioJaime858 (9:47:46 PM): 2005 Toyota Rav4's
TioJaime858 (9:48:01 PM): hey nice job
TioJaime858 (9:48:55 PM): nice that they won something before they're gonna totally crash and burn
TioJaime858 (9:49:25 PM): roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
TioJaime858 (9:49:35 PM): they gotta buy shit for an orphanage
TioJaime858 (9:49:52 PM): yay a backpack for two american dollars
TioJaime858 (9:49:58 PM): you can do it!
TioJaime858 (9:50:00 PM): goold people
TioJaime858 (9:50:13 PM): you can do it!
TioJaime858 (9:50:22 PM): go for it, shooting blancks
TioJaime858 (9:50:28 PM): yeah why didn't you do the tribal thing?
NancyPantsMcSixhertz has entered the chat room.
TioJaime858 (9:51:09 PM): hello dere!
TioJaime858 (9:51:13 PM): this episode kinda sucks
TioJaime858 (9:51:22 PM): and unfortunately it's a 2 hour episode
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:51:30 PM): Why hehro.
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:51:45 PM): Make sure you replace the username. :)
TioJaime858 (9:51:57 PM): yeah no shit
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:52:04 PM): I commented about your latest post.
TioJaime858 (9:52:05 PM): how fucking stupid do you think i am?
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:52:19 PM): haha
TioJaime858 (9:52:22 PM): i've changed your user name like 20, 30 times so far
TioJaime858 (9:52:47 PM): and for fuck's sake, don't you have another SN to use?
TioJaime858 (9:53:07 PM): you're lucky this episode sucks
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:53:10 PM): Still trying to remember what my SixHertz password was.
TioJaime858 (9:53:16 PM): LOL the old chick fell down the cave
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:53:33 PM): well, not like I'm at home right now.
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:53:35 PM): :P
TioJaime858 (9:53:55 PM): idon't follow
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:53:56 PM): All we need is for some skulls to crack open in these episodes, and I'm there.
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:54:02 PM): I'm on my laptop
TioJaime858 (9:54:18 PM): well yes there's gonna be some injury in this episode
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:54:19 PM): at someone else's place.
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:54:34 PM): dude, they should have machete juggling
TioJaime858 (9:54:35 PM): and not that you're gonna watch anyway
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:54:41 PM): true, dat.
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:54:57 PM): if they had machete juggling for any reality show where blood would be spilled, I'm there.
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:55:11 PM): or russian roulette with semi-automatic handguns?
TioJaime858 (9:55:11 PM): you should watch because it's more interesting than niggerball
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:55:13 PM): I'm there.
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:55:33 PM): yum yum
TioJaime858 (9:55:51 PM): i fucking hate these stupid Priceless commercials
TioJaime858 (9:56:47 PM): oh shit, she's bleeding from the head
TioJaime858 (9:56:59 PM): oh that's not so bad
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:57:41 PM): box 'o cleenex: $2bottle 'o lotion: $3accidentally lopping off your penis after paying for the items: priceless.There are some things in life you can't buy. For everything else, get a bloody clue.
TioJaime858 (9:58:06 PM): OK like i was saying... Priceless parodies stoopped being funny after the columbine one
TioJaime858 (9:58:14 PM): they peaked fast and tanked hard
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:58:41 PM): yeah...well, it was a successful ad tool. It inspired parody.
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:58:51 PM): I'm not familiar with the columbine one.
TioJaime858 (9:58:59 PM): it was successful the first couple of times
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:59:00 PM): got a link to it?
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:59:12 PM): ok, dude. I get it. it's old.
TioJaime858 (9:59:19 PM): imagine if the energizer bunny had ran for twice as long as it had
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:59:22 PM): not like I'm one to beat a dead horse.
TioJaime858 (9:59:36 PM): the columbine parody was out back when we were still in college...
TioJaime858 (9:59:39 PM): i'd have to look for it
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (9:59:49 PM): nevermind.
TioJaime858 (10:00:01 PM): no s'OK this episode kinda sucks butt
TioJaime858 (10:00:06 PM): they're in south africa right now
TioJaime858 (10:00:17 PM): hold on
TioJaime858 (10:00:20 PM): lemme find it
TioJaime858 (10:00:32 PM): yay, they're going to nelson mandela's old neighborhood
TioJaime858 (10:00:43 PM): do you remember reading somewhere that nelson mandela was a dick?
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (10:01:00 PM): yeah. he had mistresses, or something.
TioJaime858 (10:01:13 PM): there was more shit...
TioJaime858 (10:01:16 PM): i forget what thoughl....
TioJaime858 (10:01:48 PM): http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Apr/columbine.html
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (10:02:03 PM): well, libertards always try to elevate these "crusaders" even though they're complete assholes....*cough*BillClinton*cough*
TioJaime858 (10:02:05 PM): ron/kelly team #2
TioJaime858 (10:02:24 PM): i hear ya
TioJaime858 (10:02:31 PM): LA-pigfuckers team #3
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (10:02:43 PM): haha
TioJaime858 (10:02:59 PM): oh yay more survivor fans
TioJaime858 (10:03:05 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
TioJaime858 (10:03:18 PM): recently, i've come to the realization that boston red sox fans suck
TioJaime858 (10:03:23 PM): they're no better than yankees fans
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (10:03:50 PM): yeah, well, recent success may have gotten to their heads.
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (10:04:01 PM): it's important to be good winners as well as good losers.
TioJaime858 (10:04:03 PM): yeah
TioJaime858 (10:04:06 PM): pigfuckers all of em
TioJaime858 (10:04:12 PM): i totally agree
TioJaime858 (10:04:33 PM): oregon state, a few years back, when they finally pulled a winning season together and made a BCS at large berth?
TioJaime858 (10:04:45 PM): they routed Notre Dame but were dicks about it...
TioJaime858 (10:05:17 PM): heh
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (10:05:38 PM): ok, tell me how yesterday at the zoo went.
TioJaime858 (10:05:39 PM): here's a cease-and-desist letter from mastercard... http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/price.html
TioJaime858 (10:05:49 PM): they got pissed at the people parodying their stupid ads
TioJaime858 (10:06:00 PM): yay, africans!
TioJaime858 (10:06:29 PM): the infertile african couple just visited an african orphanage
TioJaime858 (10:07:04 PM): poor selection @ zoo yesterday
TioJaime858 (10:07:11 PM): rob-tard team #5
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (10:07:23 PM): gotcha
TioJaime858 (10:07:29 PM): fag-boys team #4?
TioJaime858 (10:07:43 PM): lynn and i went to the Crowbar... a dive bar across the street
TioJaime858 (10:07:45 PM): cheap drinks
TioJaime858 (10:07:57 PM): uChenna/Joyce
TioJaime858 (10:08:02 PM): team #6
TioJaime858 (10:08:19 PM): yay, you're w/your people
NancyPantsMcSixhertz (10:08:20 PM): haha
TioJaime858 (10:08:28 PM): and now they're crying
TioJaime858 (10:08:34 PM): blah blah blha
TioJaime858 (10:08:43 PM): yay for africans visiting africa
TioJaime858 (10:08:49 PM): old dudes last team to arrive
TioJaime858 (10:08:53 PM): but they're not getting eliminated
TioJaime858 (10:08:57 PM): la la la
TioJaime858 (10:09:02 PM): good news is!
TioJaime858 (10:09:08 PM): non elimination leg!
TioJaime858 (10:09:16 PM): oh there's a penalty alright
TioJaime858 (10:09:21 PM): phil will bukakke you
TioJaime858 (10:09:25 PM): i mean, take all your money
TioJaime858 (10:10:01 PM): oh shit, new twist... you lose your possessions too
TioJaime858 (10:10:14 PM): whoa
TioJaime858 (10:10:16 PM): that sucks
TioJaime858 (10:10:30 PM): oh yay, you're soulmates
TioJaime858 (10:10:53 PM): stay chuned for part 2 of a special amazing race episode
TioJaime858 (10:11:36 PM): need more drinky
TioJaime858 (10:12:09 PM): oh wait, no it's time for some apartheid social commentary
TioJaime858 (10:12:46 PM): so apartheid is bad, but when white people in america have all the power as the majority, it's a bad thing?
TioJaime858 (10:12:52 PM): old dude/deana first to depart
TioJaime858 (10:13:01 PM): drive approx 30 miles to rhino and lion nature reserve
TioJaime858 (10:13:05 PM): they get to feed lions
TioJaime858 (10:13:38 PM): ha ha your GF can't drive stick
TioJaime858 (10:13:42 PM): ron/kelly 2nd to depart
TioJaime858 (10:13:52 PM): yes, "step it up a notch" will you
TioJaime858 (10:14:21 PM): yes we get it you were a soldier
TioJaime858 (10:14:27 PM): i bless the rains down in Africa
TioJaime858 (10:14:39 PM): yay fuck you you stupid LA-fuckholes
TioJaime858 (10:15:02 PM): faglords 4th to depart
TioJaime858 (10:15:22 PM): rob-tard 5th to depart
TioJaime858 (10:15:27 PM): no shit they're not too fond of you
TioJaime858 (10:15:41 PM): and no shit it ain't getting better
TioJaime858 (10:15:47 PM): heh, meredith and what's-his-fce
TioJaime858 (10:15:57 PM): fagboys 9am
TioJaime858 (10:16:04 PM): uChenna and joyce 6th to depart
TioJaime858 (10:16:24 PM): yeah you spent all of 3 minutes in teh orphanage
TioJaime858 (10:16:33 PM): old dudes last to depart, no money
TioJaime858 (10:16:42 PM): cool
TioJaime858 (10:17:17 PM): "those gay guys in front of us, driving me nuts"
TioJaime858 (10:17:21 PM): oh yes, they'll love your nuts
TioJaime858 (10:17:40 PM): uChenna last
TioJaime858 (10:17:41 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (10:17:57 PM): that's cool
TioJaime858 (10:18:17 PM): uChenna gave them clothes
TioJaime858 (10:18:20 PM): and joyce made a funny
TioJaime858 (10:18:23 PM): they gave her some money
TioJaime858 (10:18:34 PM): FUCK YOU THEY'RE THE BIGGEST CON ARTISTS
TioJaime858 (10:18:36 PM): YOU COCK
TioJaime858 (10:18:51 PM): AND HEH, YOU'RE FUNNY YOU STUPID GONNA-GET-ELIMINATED PRICK
TioJaime858 (10:19:41 PM): damn they's big lions
TioJaime858 (10:19:57 PM): fly to gabarone botswanna
TioJaime858 (10:20:04 PM): go to a giant aardvark
TioJaime858 (10:20:16 PM): ron/kelly 1st place
TioJaime858 (10:21:16 PM): yay for hungry lions!
TioJaime858 (10:22:17 PM): that was subtle
TioJaime858 (10:22:24 PM): but blatantly anoying
TioJaime858 (10:23:37 PM): heh follow the fags and you get lost... see?
TioJaime858 (10:23:43 PM): nice job uChenna
TioJaime858 (10:23:50 PM): "we're not such idiots!"
TioJaime858 (10:23:52 PM): ooh nice
TioJaime858 (10:24:00 PM): they got on the 12 botswana flight
TioJaime858 (10:24:08 PM): nice job
TioJaime858 (10:24:15 PM): ha ha rob-tard is in the back of the pack
TioJaime858 (10:25:07 PM): "this is like... compton"
TioJaime858 (10:25:09 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:25:18 PM): they're no danny/oswald
TioJaime858 (10:26:27 PM): Ok again, it's funny when the fags say it, but not when the white chick says it
TioJaime858 (10:27:02 PM): c'mon BABE c'mon!
TioJaime858 (10:27:17 PM): huh?
TioJaime858 (10:27:22 PM): something about hunting in botswana
TioJaime858 (10:27:39 PM): ha ha bottlenecking at the train
TioJaime858 (10:28:10 PM): OK that was annoying
TioJaime858 (10:28:26 PM): OK and now rob is mad
TioJaime858 (10:28:35 PM): choo-choo!
TioJaime858 (10:28:51 PM): there was plenty of room, bro
TioJaime858 (10:28:52 PM): bro!
TioJaime858 (10:29:01 PM): oh you're *done* being nice?
TioJaime858 (10:29:05 PM): you gona play like that?
TioJaime858 (10:29:11 PM): wow, that was funny
TioJaime858 (10:29:12 PM): not
TioJaime858 (10:29:20 PM): wow rob is an asshole
TioJaime858 (10:29:21 PM): yes
TioJaime858 (10:29:45 PM): i guess the old dudes had enough money
TioJaime858 (10:29:53 PM): A Roadblock is a task only one person can perform
TioJaime858 (10:29:59 PM): hey cool bush men!
TioJaime858 (10:30:48 PM): let's go yoda
TioJaime858 (10:30:54 PM): fag
TioJaime858 (10:31:26 PM): wow they could be here a while
TioJaime858 (10:31:29 PM): LA-tards got it
TioJaime858 (10:31:35 PM): nice job yoda
TioJaime858 (10:31:44 PM): teams must now drive over 35 miles to remote cattle post xau xarra
TioJaime858 (10:31:51 PM): i need another drink
TioJaime858 (10:31:56 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (10:32:04 PM): POW said "gracias" to the bushman
TioJaime858 (10:32:07 PM): fagboys got it
TioJaime858 (10:32:22 PM): great
TioJaime858 (10:32:25 PM): you were in the military
TioJaime858 (10:32:34 PM): driving humvees in teh desert
TioJaime858 (10:32:36 PM): la lala
TioJaime858 (10:32:44 PM): ray and deana
TioJaime858 (10:32:49 PM): ooh and joyce beat rob-tard!
TioJaime858 (10:32:53 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:32:56 PM): they lost their bags
TioJaime858 (10:33:00 PM): NP since they're gonna win anyway
TioJaime858 (10:33:10 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:33:14 PM): meredith beat rob-0tard
TioJaime858 (10:33:21 PM): that's what you get you pussy
TioJaime858 (10:33:35 PM): rob-tard in last place!!!
TioJaime858 (10:33:39 PM): oh most glorious glorious day
TioJaime858 (10:33:56 PM): "We made the hurdle so now we have to think about the hurdle after that"
TioJaime858 (10:34:00 PM): very profound
TioJaime858 (10:34:07 PM): giggling gay
TioJaime858 (10:34:16 PM): and i think here's where the LA-tards get in an acident
TioJaime858 (10:34:19 PM): hi amber boobs
TioJaime858 (10:34:32 PM): the old man's about to cry
TioJaime858 (10:34:38 PM): don't flatter yourself ass-fucker
TioJaime858 (10:34:52 PM): oh BABY c'mon
TioJaime858 (10:34:56 PM): "critical mistakes!"
TioJaime858 (10:35:03 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:35:09 PM): less about slowing down, more about markers
TioJaime858 (10:35:12 PM): good solid team
TioJaime858 (10:35:21 PM): i'm surprised they lasted this long
TioJaime858 (10:35:30 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:35:31 PM): dumbfucks
TioJaime858 (10:35:37 PM): ooh crash and burn
TioJaime858 (10:35:47 PM): oh man that's hilarious!
TioJaime858 (10:35:49 PM): drink time!
TioJaime858 (10:38:57 PM): ooh moyer won the season opener today
TioJaime858 (10:39:10 PM): and the LA-fuckers killed their camera dude
TioJaime858 (10:39:28 PM): nice job dumbfucks
TioJaime858 (10:39:40 PM): and rob drove on
TioJaime858 (10:39:47 PM): wow you're a fucker
TioJaime858 (10:39:57 PM): ron/kelly currently in first
TioJaime858 (10:40:07 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with their own pros and cons
TioJaime858 (10:40:10 PM): food or water
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TioJaime858 (10:41:01 PM): doctor's on the way
TioJaime858 (10:41:22 PM): "don't complain:
TioJaime858 (10:41:50 PM): heh, and they say LA drives better
TioJaime858 (10:42:15 PM): rob amber in 2nd
TioJaime858 (10:42:36 PM): i'm surprised the gays don't wanna do the felching thing
TioJaime858 (10:42:55 PM): well rob is doing the felching thing
TioJaime858 (10:43:07 PM): he's good at felching
TioJaime858 (10:43:11 PM): BABY how are you so fast at it?
TioJaime858 (10:43:24 PM): ron/kelly currently in first
TioJaime858 (10:43:41 PM): spend night in salt pans
TioJaime858 (10:43:46 PM): yay for botswana
TioJaime858 (10:44:19 PM): he's annoyed by fags perhaps
TioJaime858 (10:44:34 PM): ray doing food
TioJaime858 (10:44:39 PM): OK they're all doing food
TioJaime858 (10:45:13 PM): OK that was good. they said a prayer
TioJaime858 (10:45:23 PM): see? another bigoted comment by the gays
TioJaime858 (10:45:32 PM): and yes, i like making buttloads of bigoted comments
TioJaime858 (10:45:41 PM): but i don't pretend to be holier-than-thou becuase i'm a fag
TioJaime858 (10:45:44 PM): i'm not, btw
TioJaime858 (10:45:58 PM): oh please please please beat rob-tard
TioJaime858 (10:46:08 PM): cool
TioJaime858 (10:46:14 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:46:17 PM): you dropped something
TioJaime858 (10:46:25 PM): ron/kelly team #1
TioJaime858 (10:46:28 PM): yeah BABY
TioJaime858 (10:46:30 PM): finally
TioJaime858 (10:46:50 PM): rob-tard and that hottie amber team #2
TioJaime858 (10:47:29 PM): heh and phil called them on not stopping
TioJaime858 (10:47:36 PM): and the butt-pirates called somebody else pirates
TioJaime858 (10:48:03 PM): nice job uChenna and jOyce
TioJaime858 (10:48:20 PM): fags 4th place
TioJaime858 (10:48:37 PM): ugly and uglier
TioJaime858 (10:48:38 PM): damn
TioJaime858 (10:48:52 PM): commercial stupid gnome again
TioJaime858 (10:49:17 PM): wow that GDF was strong
TioJaime858 (10:49:27 PM): ray's intense dude
TioJaime858 (10:49:36 PM): ha ha i hope you lose big
TioJaime858 (10:49:43 PM): c'mon BABY c'mon
TioJaime858 (10:49:50 PM): although that was a brother to brother BABY
TioJaime858 (10:49:54 PM): that's kinda distrubing
TioJaime858 (10:50:04 PM): uChenna/joyce team #3
TioJaime858 (10:50:09 PM): shooting blancks
TioJaime858 (10:50:22 PM): faglords team #4
TioJaime858 (10:50:43 PM): cut to: asshole rob
TioJaime858 (10:50:53 PM): "you bitch way too much"
TioJaime858 (10:51:14 PM): LOL the old people are beating you you asshole
TioJaime858 (10:51:49 PM): OK i kinda like the LA-tards now
TioJaime858 (10:51:56 PM): they could beat rob-tard
TioJaime858 (10:52:05 PM): meredith and gretchen! team #5
TioJaime858 (10:52:17 PM): nice job old dudes!
TioJaime858 (10:52:27 PM): ha ha you're gonna lose
TioJaime858 (10:52:32 PM): oh shit
TioJaime858 (10:52:37 PM): ray deana 6th
TioJaime858 (10:52:43 PM): LA-fuckers in last
TioJaime858 (10:52:46 PM): go dammit
TioJaime858 (10:52:58 PM): do it you fuckers
TioJaime858 (10:53:14 PM): yeah, noe very second counts
TioJaime858 (10:53:21 PM): especially when you're getting booted
TioJaime858 (10:53:37 PM): do it yeah that's right bitfches
TioJaime858 (10:53:42 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:53:57 PM): nice job guys
TioJaime858 (10:54:03 PM): brian/greg team #6
TioJaime858 (10:54:18 PM): way to go guys
TioJaime858 (10:54:31 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:54:33 PM): ray lost
TioJaime858 (10:54:36 PM): EAT IT YOU FUCKER
TioJaime858 (10:54:44 PM): RAY/DEANA LAST TEAM TO ARRIVE
TioJaime858 (10:54:55 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:54:59 PM): and now he wants to dump her
TioJaime858 (10:55:15 PM): you suck
TioJaime858 (10:55:16 PM): go home
TioJaime858 (10:55:26 PM): executive producer: jerry bruckheimer
TioJaime858 (10:55:37 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
TioJaime858 (10:57:34 PM): edgar threw out the first pitch in seattle today
TioJaime858 (10:57:35 PM): cool
TioJaime858 (10:57:51 PM): ooh hi melina kanakaredes
TioJaime858 (10:57:57 PM): on the enxt episode of TAR
TioJaime858 (10:58:12 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:58:16 PM): "he's a trash redneck"
TioJaime858 (10:58:22 PM): oh a recap episode
TioJaime858 (10:58:42 PM): wow, rob is still a fucker when he's unedited
TioJaime858 (10:59:04 PM): OK and hope for terri schiavo and johnnie cochran dies
TioJaime858 (10:59:06 PM): yeah
TioJaime858 (10:59:12 PM): this was from last week, SHoPpers
TioJaime858 (10:59:16 PM): OK goodnight
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