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If you know your Jaime, you'll know that his Republicanism was bred during the target-rich environment of the Clinton "Administration". I'm still harping on his Legacy, you'll probably notice from time to time...
Kickin' it old skool with some dope-assed anti-Clinton Re-pizz-nublic-izzm aww yeah represent NIGGA
Well, the parade never stops. This is nice, as it takes me back to HS and college...
For a blast from your Tio Jaime past, check out Bill Clinton's Real Legacy
Good times, good times. Good enough to negate the effects of the Clinton "Presidency"? Lemme think about that a sec NO. Would the same principle have been good enough to negate the effects of a Kerry "Presidency" or a HiLIARy "Presidency"?
Please excuse me as i shit my pants having lost all sphincter control at your hil-fucking-larious supposition. 1) there goes the rating, and 2) dude, that word is way too close to suppository...
Here's a quick excerpt from the article, in case you've forgotten about Bill Clinton. And i'm sure a lot of you have. Remember how he and his "wife" stole souvenirs out of the white house? Yep. I almost forgot about that too...
OK. You tell me you aren't feeling frisky now after reading that. No genital penetration, right? So maybe we're just seeing things, huh. Let's keep going.
OK I couldn't find anything quote-worthy from the reuters article, but here's some Starr Report excerpts. Enjoy. Ms Lewinsky testified that her physical relationship with the President included oral sex but not sexual intercourse. According to Ms Lewinsky, she performed oral sex on the President; he never performed oral sex on her. Initially, according to Ms Lewinsky, the President would not let her perform oral sex to completion. In Ms Lewinsky's understanding, his refusal was related to "trust and not knowing me well enough." During their last two sexual encounters, both in 1997, he did ejaculate.
According to Ms Lewinsky, she performed oral sex on the President on nine occasions. On all nine of those occasions, the President fondled and kissed her bare breasts. He touched her genitals, both through her underwear and directly, bringing her to orgasm on two occasions. On one occasion, the President inserted a cigar into her vagina. On another occasion, she and the President had brief genital-to-genital contact.
Wow. That's a huge fucking number, kids. Bear in mind that there are about 6 billion humans, a fraction of which are caucasian. So really, finding DNA matching Clinton's might require that you search up to 2,000 Planet Earths simultaneously. Or you could just save yourself time and come to grips with the fact that despite his sworn statements to the contrary, Clinton had a sexual encounter w/Monica Lewinsky.
More Clinton Legacy Building Physical evidence conclusively establishes that the President and Ms Lewinsky had a sexual relationship. After reaching an immunity and cooperation agreement with the Office of the Independent Counsel on July 28, 1998, Ms Lewinsky turned over a navy blue dress that she said she had worn during a sexual encounter with the President on February 28, 1997.
According to Ms Lewinsky, she noticed stains on the garment the next time she took it from her closet. From their location, she surmised that the stains were the President's semen.
Initial tests revealed that the stains are in fact semen. Based on that result, the OIC asked the President for a blood sample.
By conducting the two standard DNA comparison tests, the FBI Laboratory concluded that the President was the source of the DNA obtained from the dress. According to the more sensitive RFLP test, the genetic markers on the semen, which match the President's DNA, are characteristic of one out of 7.87 trillion Caucasians.
Looks like President Clinton lied. Under oath. Which is also known as perjury. Which is a punishable offense. Also an impeachable offense, apparently. Go stick your IMPEACH BUSH stickers up your asses, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. STFU and go watch American Idol before your hurt your brain. You're pissing me off by opening your damn mouths.
happy mon-dee,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
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