So half a week after my Satur-dee in Benicia, it appears that profanity is OK w/in the context of quoting a popular movie. Past that, good luck Jihad Jimmy.
Looks like I'm working Satur-dees again. This is nothing new. And actually, to your benefit, dear SHoPper... some memorable posts have come from my Satur-dees with Schmundergrowwnd Konstruckshun. (so they can't find this lovely gem of a blog on google or something stupid like that)
Pro Bono on the Weekend, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Give Up My Saturdays
has the Puppy! check it out and think puppy-thoughts...
Dude Where's My Weekend? or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Satur-dee!
oh look i'm here for my 15th consecutive day @ work. yay.
Satur-dee Worktime Hijinks!
yay for you if you're looking for details on a Hall of Fame Jimmy-girl. Also has picture of a Man with a Huge Cock
Enough of the gratuitous self-linkage. if you're a fan of Full Metal Jacket (and if you're a SHoPper, it's a near-certainty that you are...) you'll like this chat transcript.
Oh, but no such luck this coming Satur-dee. mariners are coming to town! Oh yes, it's gonna be an all-baseball-all-the-time kinda weekend!!!
TioJaime858 = Tio Jaime
MiniTrue = SixHertzTioJaime858 (12:30:25 PM): yay for work on a satur-dee
MiniTrue (12:31:14 PM): I'm Bruce Nolan! For Channel 5 Eyewitness News....Back to you, fuckers!
TioJaime858 (12:31:46 PM): is that from anchorman?
MiniTrue (12:31:55 PM): Bruce Almighty
MiniTrue (12:31:58 PM): Hey dude...
MiniTrue (12:32:08 PM): Did you ever try a headhunter when you were looking for a job?
TioJaime858 (12:32:17 PM): almost
TioJaime858 (12:32:23 PM): i tried placement agencies
TioJaime858 (12:32:31 PM): and one headhunter
TioJaime858 (12:32:40 PM): and the only thing i got from the head hunter was a date w/their receptionist
TioJaime858 (12:32:44 PM): this was up in seattle
MiniTrue (12:32:50 PM): ok
TioJaime858 (12:33:37 PM): the head hunter seemed too expensive at the time
MiniTrue (12:33:52 PM): those bastards charge? I thought they got kickbacks from companies.
MiniTrue (12:34:06 PM): basically, because they did HR work for them.
TioJaime858 (12:34:11 PM): i think part of it was from the companies, but also part of it was like a resume consultation and shit
TioJaime858 (12:34:29 PM): and access to their job databases
MiniTrue (12:34:36 PM): jesus.
MiniTrue (12:34:41 PM): How much did they want?
TioJaime858 (12:34:52 PM): i forget
TioJaime858 (12:34:56 PM): i think several hundred
MiniTrue (12:35:12 PM): Holy Shi'ite.
TioJaime858 (12:35:17 PM): the receptionist was cute
TioJaime858 (12:35:20 PM): from Ohio
MiniTrue (12:35:20 PM): hah
MiniTrue (12:35:23 PM): mmm...
TioJaime858 (12:35:28 PM): tall, kinda skinny
TioJaime858 (12:35:35 PM): had that hipster, artist look
TioJaime858 (12:35:36 PM): sorta
TioJaime858 (12:36:02 PM): not sure how i pulled that off whilst unemployed
MiniTrue (12:36:28 PM): you dated her?
MiniTrue (12:37:48 PM): hahah
MiniTrue (12:37:49 PM): cool
TioJaime858 (12:37:56 PM): no, went on one date
TioJaime858 (12:38:08 PM): still to this day don't know how i effed it up..
TioJaime858 (12:38:15 PM): and i don't think you'd want a hipster chick
TioJaime858 (12:38:28 PM): because you'd probably let slip about your blog
MiniTrue (12:38:31 PM): hah
TioJaime858 (12:38:34 PM): and then she'd quickly realize you're Republican
TioJaime858 (12:41:38 PM): and then no more boom-boom for that baby-san
MiniTrue (12:41:43 PM): hah
TioJaime858 (12:42:10 PM): or better still, you wouldn't have to say anything?? just right off the bat she'd peg you for a republican
TioJaime858 (12:42:29 PM): yeah, i'd lay dollars to win doughnuts that's what would happen
TioJaime858 (12:42:41 PM): you're not a doofus nerd-boy
MiniTrue (12:43:13 PM): smack that ass, dude....smack that ass.
MiniTrue (12:43:23 PM): give it a little squeeze.
MiniTrue (12:43:30 PM): she'll come right back to you.
MiniTrue (12:43:56 PM): make sure to give it that little bit of a reach-around.
MiniTrue (12:44:00 PM): hahah
MiniTrue (12:44:12 PM): ok, I've officially lost it.
MiniTrue (12:44:15 PM): la la la
TioJaime858 (12:46:31 PM): hey whoa
TioJaime858 (12:46:48 PM): i don't know what kind of Ohioan receptionists you have down there in San Diego
TioJaime858 (12:47:11 PM): but the ones i like aren't reach-aroundable
TioJaime858 (12:47:37 PM): I bet you're the kinda guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
TioJaime858 (12:47:40 PM): I'll be watching you.
TioJaime858 (12:47:48 PM): You're parents have any children that lived?
TioJaime858 (12:48:01 PM): I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern-art masterpiece!
MiniTrue (12:48:07 PM): what's your name fat-body?
TioJaime858 (12:48:24 PM): Sir, leonard lawrence, sir!
MiniTrue (12:48:34 PM): Lawrence, huh? Lawrence what? of Arabia?
TioJaime858 (12:48:38 PM): Sir, no, sir!
MiniTrue (12:48:41 PM): That name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?
TioJaime858 (12:48:47 PM): Sir, no sir!
MiniTrue (12:48:48 PM): Do you suck dicks?
TioJaime858 (12:48:51 PM): Sir, no sir!
MiniTrue (12:49:00 PM): Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
TioJaime858 (12:49:15 PM): sir no sir?
MiniTrue (12:49:17 PM): I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence.
MiniTrue (12:49:25 PM): From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
MiniTrue (12:49:38 PM): Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle, do you think I'm funny?
TioJaime858 (12:49:42 PM): Sir, no sir!
MiniTrue (12:49:48 PM): Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face!
TioJaime858 (12:49:58 PM): Sir, yes, sir!
MiniTrue (12:50:00 PM): Any fucking time, sweetheart!
TioJaime858 (12:50:13 PM): Sir, I'm trying, sir.
MiniTrue (12:50:15 PM): Bullshit! GET ON YOUR KNEES, SCUMBAG!
MiniTrue (12:50:25 PM): oh wait...
MiniTrue (12:50:27 PM): that's wrong.
MiniTrue (12:50:33 PM): moving right along....
TioJaime858 (12:50:33 PM): ? yeah i think we missed one in there
TioJaime858 (12:50:40 PM): there was a "sir, i can't help it sir"
MiniTrue (12:50:45 PM): Private Pyle, I'm going to give you 3 seconds....
TioJaime858 (12:50:52 PM): LOL
MiniTrue (12:50:58 PM): exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face...
MiniTrue (12:51:07 PM): or I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!
TioJaime858 (12:51:11 PM): LOL
MiniTrue (12:51:27 PM): Sir, I'm trying sir!
MiniTrue (12:51:35 PM): BULLSHIT! GET ON YOUR KNEES, SCUMBAG!
MiniTrue (12:51:49 PM): NOW CHOKE YOURSELF!
MiniTrue (12:52:01 PM): No, you idot! With MY HAND!
MiniTrue (12:52:08 PM): Don't touch my fucking hand!
MiniTrue (12:52:15 PM): Now, lean forward and choke yourself!
TioJaime858 (12:54:58 PM): my cute german neighbor is a gun-toting bush-voting FMJ-junkie
MiniTrue (12:55:28 PM): FMJ?
MiniTrue (12:55:33 PM): full metal jacket.
MiniTrue (12:55:35 PM): nvm
TioJaime858 (12:55:36 PM): yesh
MiniTrue (12:55:43 PM): I wanna meet that girl.
MiniTrue (12:55:45 PM): hahah
TioJaime858 (12:55:47 PM): she'd be able to play this game
TioJaime858 (12:56:01 PM): well shit you can meet her at my wedding oh yes yes
TioJaime858 (12:56:15 PM): you know i might have to edit that out
MiniTrue (12:56:36 PM): I already got a cute republican chick, dude.
MiniTrue (12:56:37 PM): ;-)
TioJaime858 (12:56:39 PM): she's the kind of person who would appreciate the SHoP... haven't sent her the link yet
MiniTrue (12:56:46 PM): be careful.
TioJaime858 (12:56:52 PM): No shit.
MiniTrue (12:56:52 PM): she may get turned off about the zoo
TioJaime858 (12:56:58 PM): What have we got here, a fucking comedian.
TioJaime858 (12:57:25 PM): Private Joker. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
TioJaime858 (12:57:40 PM): Get up! Get on your feet!
TioJaime858 (12:58:07 PM): You will not laugh. You will not cry. You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you!
TioJaime858 (12:58:20 PM): Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?
MiniTrue (12:58:28 PM): Sir, to kill, Sir!
TioJaime858 (12:58:33 PM): So your a killer?
TioJaime858 (12:58:35 PM): shit
TioJaime858 (12:58:39 PM): so you're a killer?
MiniTrue (12:58:44 PM): Sir yes sir!
TioJaime858 (12:58:51 PM): You got a war face?
MiniTrue (12:58:54 PM): Sir?!
TioJaime858 (12:59:07 PM): AHHHHHHHHH that's a war face now lemme see your war face!
MiniTrue (12:59:14 PM): YYYAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
TioJaime858 (1:00:02 PM): ...
TioJaime858 (1:00:29 PM): oh fuck
TioJaime858 (1:00:45 PM): line?
MiniTrue (1:01:07 PM): That's not a war face! Now lemme see your REAL war face!
TioJaime858 (1:01:13 PM): shit, sorry
MiniTrue (1:01:23 PM): YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TioJaime858 (1:01:32 PM): Bullshit, you don't convince me. Work on it.
MiniTrue signed off at 1:55:51 PM.
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
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