Like I said before, "Next time you want to try to convince us that we went to War for Oil, try timing it next time so a gallon of 87 octane isn't gonna break the $3 cherry. Thanks, see you next time!"
Democruds Hit Bush on Gas Prices, Energy Plan
I'm confused now, I'm not sure which pesky democruds to swat at first. The ones complaining about paying almost $3/gallon for their SUVs? The ones still pissed about this War (which was Not The Answer, but try telling that to the Iraqis now risking life and limb to try to live their own free lives)?
Hold on a minute, there's a good quote from the P.J. O'Rourke book I've been reading the past week or so...
The cool thing about this? President Bush, his Administration, the RNC, our Republican elected officials, and shit... you, LMHBrent, the Ministry of Truth, and I are just sitting here on a pleasant Satur-dee morning not doing a single thing. The democruds have gone and made themselves look like complete, bumbling dumbtards yet again.
Excerpt from P.J. O'Rourke's The CEO of the Sofa, pg. 84 Since the time of Jimmy Carter, liberals have been chasing their tail, and, last heard, they'd caught it and begun eating and had chewed their way up to the back of their own ears.
Thank God that this doesn't get old. I was afraid it would when the Clin-tard didn't declare martial law in January 2001 to keep him in office Ferdinand-Marcos-style.
I just pray that there are some like-minded, common-sensical Undecideds out there (oh, no longer pissed at you, btw) who will think, "Well, shit, Bush is damned if he does, and damned if he doesn't. WTF? Eff that democrud noise!"
Is this asking a lot of you Undecideds who didn't know if you were Red or blue? **sighs** Yeah, but maybe those of you who were smart enough to find the SHoP will be able to hit this hanging sinker down the line for extra bases.
all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
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