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Okay, so I don't really have much to say. I'm posting because Tio Jaime is about to give us his 3amC of the 3rd season finale of 24. Beat you to the punch, SHoP Overlord! Well not really beating to the punch so much as foiling his plans to go for almost a whole season of 3amCing before someone else posts.

So I'm almost done with watching Season 4 (watched 8 episodes last weekend). I can't wait, so I can start on 5! But I gotta do it before I start classes in the fall. Won't have much time to do too much after that.

"you wanna teabag dennis?"

About a week late posting this (it's 04 August as i type this). Sorry.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

You are now in chat room "IASiP." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (9:50:29 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (9:50:40 PM): gonna 3amC It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia JihadJimmy858 (9:50:44 PM): but first, i'm at DUMPCON 2 JihadJimmy858 (9:57:06 PM): OK just a few minutes now... JihadJimmy858 (9:59:05 PM): OK The Rundown is finished JihadJimmy858 (9:59:14 PM): and now it's a promo for 30 Days JihadJimmy858 (10:00:09 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (10:00:11 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:00:15 PM): TV MA L JihadJimmy858 (10:00:30 PM): 11:00 AM JihadJimmy858 (10:00:36 PM): On a Tuesday JihadJimmy858 (10:00:47 PM): Phildelphia, PA JihadJimmy858 (10:01:52 PM): it's a Virgin Mary waterstain JihadJimmy858 (10:02:03 PM): "The Gang Exploits a Miracle" JihadJimmy858 (10:02:12 PM): It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia JihadJimmy858 (10:05:57 PM): did Kaitlin Olson get older? she's HAWT JihadJimmy858 (10:11:30 PM): heh, he ate a horse turd JihadJimmy858 (10:12:14 PM): Sweet Dee's kinda old, but man oh man i wanna bang her JihadJimmy858 (10:13:13 PM): "you could be me Peter" JihadJimmy858 (10:15:41 PM): LOL JihadJimmy858 (10:15:47 PM): that was a funny commercial JihadJimmy858 (10:15:53 PM): the Jetta got T-boned JihadJimmy858 (10:28:57 PM): "what did you do you shithead, you ruined it!" JihadJimmy858 (10:31:11 PM): "you wanna teabag dennis?" JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.

and Saunders is gonna be killed by Mrs. Spanish Mole Fag before he can ID the courier, huh

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."
oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE
yeah, right Tits McGhee, try to lawyer up on Jack Bauer
oh dude, pull a gun on Tits McGhee!
oh yeah, i like how the oriental CTU-dude is named "Baker"
I like you Tits McGhee. I shall cheer for you.
Oh man, I just punched Sherry Palmer in the face!

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 12:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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And here we are. 24 episodes, 24 25 SHoP posts.

If you've been wondering what's been happening on the SHoP for the past few weeks, your favorite SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime has been writing 3am Criticisms of Fox's renowned dramedy "24", Day 3. OK, well I thought it was funny at times, maybe you think differently. I just busted out laughing whenever Nina Myers or Sherry Palmer got the beat down. I'm chuckling thinking about it now... there's a bit of misogynist in all of us, I suppose.

Go rent or borrow or steal the DVD boxset of 24 season 3, and you can follow along with the episode in real time. That's why I kept the timestamps in. And when I have more time, I'll post the origins of the 3am Criticism and even some Dual-Live 3am Criticisms of some presidential debates from 2004.

In the meantime, if you want to make the SHoP, keep your eyes peeled for invitations to join Live 3am Criticisms with your Favorite SHoP Overlord from time to time. It'll help if you're in the Pacific time zone too, btw.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of "24" Day 3, Episode 24!

You are now in chat room "BlowMeAIM." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (10:35:09 PM): i'm surprised that name made it through JihadJimmy858 (10:36:18 PM): OK here we go! JihadJimmy858 (10:36:29 PM): the Season 3 Finale of 24! JihadJimmy858 (10:36:48 PM): LET'S DO THIS! JihadJimmy858 (10:36:50 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:36:57 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (10:37:08 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (10:37:14 PM): LOL how's your face? JihadJimmy858 (10:37:37 PM): TONY ALMEIDA JihadJimmy858 (10:37:53 PM): STEPHEN SAUNDERS JihadJimmy858 (10:38:10 PM): JACK BAUER!!! JihadJimmy858 (10:38:28 PM): i like how jack stepped on that guy JihadJimmy858 (10:38:52 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 PM AND 1:00 PM. JihadJimmy858 (10:39:28 PM): alternate take! JihadJimmy858 (10:42:11 PM): it's Spanish Mole Fag's wife Theresa! JihadJimmy858 (10:42:16 PM): ooh, she's cute JihadJimmy858 (10:43:17 PM): that was a long deleted dealie JihadJimmy858 (10:46:12 PM): hmm, Mrs. Spanish Mole Fag saw Saunders' picture... and then they're bringing him out... JihadJimmy858 (10:47:25 PM): that deleted scene sucked JihadJimmy858 (10:48:50 PM): ha ha Kim, go stick your shitty empathy up your ass JihadJimmy858 (10:48:54 PM): or play the mom-card JihadJimmy858 (10:50:18 PM): is she going nutso? JihadJimmy858 (10:51:08 PM): these deleted scenes are lit very brightly JihadJimmy858 (10:51:32 PM): and Saunders is gonna be killed by Mrs. Spanish Mole Fag before he can ID the courier, huh JihadJimmy858 (10:52:04 PM): LOL oh shit did i call it! JihadJimmy858 (10:52:32 PM): crazy spanish mole widow! JihadJimmy858 (10:52:58 PM): 12:11:14 JihadJimmy858 (10:53:05 PM): 12:15:28 JihadJimmy858 (10:55:27 PM): "Sherry's dead." JihadJimmy858 (10:56:28 PM): heh, they're politically free, wayne says JihadJimmy858 (10:57:04 PM): David Palmer going nuts! JihadJimmy858 (11:00:08 PM): enough yapping. go find the fucking courier JihadJimmy858 (11:00:39 PM): bad guy has knife JihadJimmy858 (11:01:05 PM): shit, bad guy gone JihadJimmy858 (11:01:33 PM): stabbed officers JihadJimmy858 (11:02:11 PM): shit they're on city streets! JihadJimmy858 (11:02:40 PM): well, it might not have been Ravens... JihadJimmy858 (11:02:42 PM): 12:24:17 JihadJimmy858 (11:02:51 PM): 12:28:32 JihadJimmy858 (11:04:04 PM): Raebens, Ravens, whatever his shitty name is JihadJimmy858 (11:04:49 PM): Tony's back in play! JihadJimmy858 (11:04:53 PM): 8TRI922 JihadJimmy858 (11:05:04 PM): oh yeah fucker, run! JihadJimmy858 (11:05:08 PM): RUN, FUCKER! JihadJimmy858 (11:05:31 PM): Nice Malibu. Not. JihadJimmy858 (11:06:24 PM): yeah bitch! JihadJimmy858 (11:06:41 PM): wow, he knows how to drive that Malibu JihadJimmy858 (11:07:02 PM): he's in a middle school JihadJimmy858 (11:07:30 PM): yeah run, fucker! JihadJimmy858 (11:07:56 PM): 12:33:46 JihadJimmy858 (11:09:29 PM): maybe chase will die because he predicted that he'd survive today JihadJimmy858 (11:10:26 PM): ooh yeah CTU-momma JihadJimmy858 (11:10:55 PM): yeah fuck you kids JihadJimmy858 (11:12:07 PM): oops, chase looked at the fish and now the dude is brawling w/the courier in the science classroom JihadJimmy858 (11:12:14 PM): although this is just a deleted scene JihadJimmy858 (11:14:16 PM): LOL it's stuck to chase's arm fucker JihadJimmy858 (11:14:40 PM): eat it fucker! JihadJimmy858 (11:15:34 PM): shorter fight sequence on TV =( JihadJimmy858 (11:17:47 PM): gotta talk to a CTU-team JihadJimmy858 (11:17:52 PM): stick it in the fishtank JihadJimmy858 (11:17:58 PM): FISH TANK JihadJimmy858 (11:18:17 PM): hey SF POlice JihadJimmy858 (11:18:38 PM): 03:51 seconds counting down JihadJimmy858 (11:18:52 PM): i like how the thing is beeping more quickly now to add to the tension JihadJimmy858 (11:19:49 PM): well of course there's no Green wire JihadJimmy858 (11:20:02 PM): just stick his hand in the fish tank already JihadJimmy858 (11:20:21 PM): OH YES CUT HIS FUCKING ARM OFF JihadJimmy858 (11:20:34 PM): THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE FISH TANK! JihadJimmy858 (11:21:40 PM): OH FUCKING HARD CORE CUT HIS SHITTY ARM OFF JACK BAUER JihadJimmy858 (11:21:45 PM): phone JihadJimmy858 (11:21:57 PM): OH SHIT! IN-TENSE JihadJimmy858 (11:22:22 PM): OH SHIT 17 SECONDS JihadJimmy858 (11:22:47 PM): HE INFECTED THE FRIDGE! JihadJimmy858 (11:22:51 PM): 12:47:11 JihadJimmy858 (11:24:19 PM): well, full containment except for the quarantine areas which may not contain all infected dudes JihadJimmy858 (11:27:21 PM): 12:51:24 JihadJimmy858 (11:28:47 PM): yay they're kissing so far this is a stupid ending JihadJimmy858 (11:32:34 PM): oh great. it's kim. JihadJimmy858 (11:34:54 PM): is he gonna cry again? JihadJimmy858 (11:35:23 PM): he's crying again JihadJimmy858 (11:35:33 PM): special promotional consideration given to Ford JihadJimmy858 (11:36:26 PM): 01:00:00 JihadJimmy858 (11:36:43 PM): back to work! JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.

Oh man, I just punched Sherry Palmer in the face!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."
oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE
yeah, right Tits McGhee, try to lawyer up on Jack Bauer
oh dude, pull a gun on Tits McGhee!
oh yeah, i like how the oriental CTU-dude is named "Baker"
I like you Tits McGhee. I shall cheer for you.

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 PM AND 10:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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I love it when JACK BAUER goes nuts and threatens to kill innocent civilians. I love it even more when this innocent civilian is a butterface with a nice rack. Probably has nice legs too.

Although weren't we all somewhat disappointed when we found out that the mini-terrorists weren't actually dead? Oh... was that just me? Eh.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of "24" Day 3, Episode 23

You are now in chat room "SBCCanEatMyYummyFeces." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (8:45:03 PM): hello dere! JihadJimmy858 (8:45:25 PM): oh fucking sweet, they captured Stephen Sauders, and Tits McGhee is alive, nubile, and well JihadJimmy858 (8:45:39 PM): only two more! JihadJimmy858 (8:45:42 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (8:46:06 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (8:46:11 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (8:46:36 PM): TONY ALMEIDA JihadJimmy858 (8:46:55 PM): ooh, run Tits McGhee! JihadJimmy858 (8:47:03 PM): JACK BAUER!!! JihadJimmy858 (8:47:30 PM): the tail of that helicopter took a shit pretty quickly JihadJimmy858 (8:47:40 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 11:00 AM AND 12:00 PM. JihadJimmy858 (8:48:29 PM): forget about the 11 vials, show more of Tits McGhee JihadJimmy858 (8:49:57 PM): dude, it's like you're daring JACK BAUER to break you in under an hour JihadJimmy858 (8:50:09 PM): oh yes, are you finally gonna torture Tits McGhee? JihadJimmy858 (8:50:38 PM): ooh hi Tits JihadJimmy858 (8:50:45 PM): go gauchos JihadJimmy858 (8:52:24 PM): kill your own daughter! JihadJimmy858 (8:52:30 PM): that'll get JACK's attention JihadJimmy858 (8:52:49 PM): ooh yeah i love it when she runs JihadJimmy858 (8:54:48 PM): deleted scene? JihadJimmy858 (8:57:06 PM): oh sweet, he's gonna put Tits McGhee in the Chandler Plaza! JihadJimmy858 (8:57:13 PM): dude, JACK BAUER is rad JihadJimmy858 (8:58:12 PM): LOL that's cooler than when he pretended to kill the terrorist's sons JihadJimmy858 (8:58:30 PM): THAT WAS FUCKING SWEET JihadJimmy858 (8:59:02 PM): 11:14:31 JihadJimmy858 (8:59:08 PM): 11:18:44 JihadJimmy858 (9:06:41 PM): sweet! tactical feed from San Francisco! JihadJimmy858 (9:06:54 PM): 11:26:41 JihadJimmy858 (9:07:00 PM): 11:30:55 JihadJimmy858 (9:09:23 PM): "I wanna be your wife again!" JihadJimmy858 (9:10:53 PM): yay, they're back together again! maybe? JihadJimmy858 (9:11:04 PM): uh oh JihadJimmy858 (9:11:50 PM): oh no! they're not getting back together =( JihadJimmy858 (9:12:46 PM): well duh, there's a safe JihadJimmy858 (9:13:34 PM): Seattle, Las Vegas are secured... Denver? JihadJimmy858 (9:15:09 PM): 11:38:24 JihadJimmy858 (9:15:13 PM): 11:42:39 JihadJimmy858 (9:17:32 PM): well duh it's on the subway JihadJimmy858 (9:18:27 PM): oh sweet, they're going in undercover at the Metro station JihadJimmy858 (9:18:43 PM): oh shit, they're goosed, Nosferatu-chick is coming back JihadJimmy858 (9:20:40 PM): ooh Maggie the Cat is calling... gotta pause the episode JihadJimmy858 (10:02:44 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:03:08 PM): OK looks like she and I are going fishing this weekend? that's safer than gambling. Fish don't know how to play Pai Gow Poker. I hope. JihadJimmy858 (10:03:29 PM): let's get back to the episode... Sherry Palmer is getting back home, but they've opened the safe! JihadJimmy858 (10:03:41 PM): WE NOW RETURN YOU TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING JihadJimmy858 (10:03:42 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:04:40 PM): oh shit, it's not there JihadJimmy858 (10:05:05 PM): oh she saw wayne JihadJimmy858 (10:05:10 PM): shoot her! JihadJimmy858 (10:05:41 PM): Oh man, I just punched Sherry Palmer in the face! JihadJimmy858 (10:05:54 PM): medicine was taped to the small of her back JihadJimmy858 (10:06:07 PM): uh oh, they're not finished... in the deleted scene JihadJimmy858 (10:06:36 PM): "she's a loose end" JihadJimmy858 (10:07:11 PM): 11:47:47 JihadJimmy858 (10:07:19 PM): 11:52:03 JihadJimmy858 (10:07:33 PM): another deleted scene! JihadJimmy858 (10:08:23 PM): all those guys in jackets? that's not suspicious? JihadJimmy858 (10:09:12 PM): sister is calling JihadJimmy858 (10:09:44 PM): standby JihadJimmy858 (10:09:46 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:21:56 PM): OK JihadJimmy858 (10:21:57 PM): back JihadJimmy858 (10:22:05 PM): gonna finish this episode JihadJimmy858 (10:22:13 PM): but lemme get some pizza first JihadJimmy858 (10:23:36 PM): OK it's in the oven JihadJimmy858 (10:23:40 PM): let's do this JihadJimmy858 (10:23:41 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:24:22 PM): oh and here's the virus train JihadJimmy858 (10:26:40 PM): oh get that motherfucker JihadJimmy858 (10:26:53 PM): LOL jack kicked his legs JihadJimmy858 (10:27:28 PM): huh? JihadJimmy858 (10:27:33 PM): oops JihadJimmy858 (10:27:41 PM): just a transmitter JihadJimmy858 (10:27:58 PM): uh oh, goldigger-chick JihadJimmy858 (10:28:15 PM): whoa fuck JihadJimmy858 (10:28:29 PM): black chick on black chick violence JihadJimmy858 (10:29:56 PM): no shooty? JihadJimmy858 (10:30:01 PM): oh yes shooty JihadJimmy858 (10:30:06 PM): double shooty, in fact JihadJimmy858 (10:30:20 PM): uh oh wayne-shooty? JihadJimmy858 (10:30:26 PM): oh no that was a self-shooty JihadJimmy858 (10:32:05 PM): 12:00:00 JihadJimmy858 (10:32:22 PM): OK one more hour to find the last vial JihadJimmy858 (10:32:35 PM): as Alf would say, "No Problem!" JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.

I like you Tits McGhee. I shall cheer for you.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."
oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE
yeah, right Tits McGhee, try to lawyer up on Jack Bauer
oh dude, pull a gun on Tits McGhee!
oh yeah, i like how the oriental CTU-dude is named "Baker"

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 7:00 PM AND 9:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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Had a bit of technical difficulties getting the 3am Criticism started. But that really shouldn't be something to be avoided. Think Don and Mike. Technical difficulties, operator error? That's reality radio for you.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

24, Day 3, Episode 22. No, really this time.

You are now in chat room "EatMeSBC." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (7:51:44 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room. JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (7:52:47 PM): FUCK YOU, ASS JihadJimmy858 (7:53:03 PM): OK two more episodes of 24 JihadJimmy858 (7:53:15 PM): lemme go pee first JihadJimmy858 (7:53:40 PM): oh lemme guess, Apple DVD Player is shitty too. JihadJimmy858 (7:53:50 PM): FUCK YOU, ASS JihadJimmy858 (7:55:48 PM): OK, here we go JihadJimmy858 (7:55:49 PM): JihadJimmy858 (7:55:58 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (7:56:33 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (7:56:43 PM): whoops, did i choose the wrong episode? JihadJimmy858 (7:56:47 PM): JihadJimmy858 (7:56:49 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (7:56:54 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (7:57:16 PM): JACK BAUER! JihadJimmy858 (7:57:35 PM): STEPHEN SAUNDERS JihadJimmy858 (7:57:51 PM): TONY ALMEIDA JihadJimmy858 (7:58:14 PM): Jane Saunders was kinda bouncy in the boobs, yessir JihadJimmy858 (7:58:26 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 AM AND 11:00 AM. JihadJimmy858 (7:58:46 PM): right, Caltrans... JihadJimmy858 (8:01:28 PM): tactical team on standby, so obviously let's talk about Chase's bastard-child JihadJimmy858 (8:03:53 PM): yeah that's right, bitches!!! JACK BAUER! JihadJimmy858 (8:04:04 PM): kicking that garbage can was somewhat unnecessary, but it added so much! JihadJimmy858 (8:06:11 PM): "Jack: Michelle dies, I'll kill you myself." JihadJimmy858 (8:12:06 PM): president palmer sucks. he should resign. JihadJimmy858 (8:13:18 PM): oh yeah, like she's gonna stay right there... flight risk! JihadJimmy858 (8:15:18 PM): yeah, play the Teri-card. Jack'll love that. JihadJimmy858 (8:15:38 PM): oh, who was right about the dude calling back? was it JACK? JihadJimmy858 (8:21:19 PM): oh her nose is bleeding JihadJimmy858 (8:21:24 PM): oh was it a trick? JihadJimmy858 (8:22:17 PM): dude, ann-chick is rad JihadJimmy858 (8:24:07 PM): ooh yeah barefoot ann-chick JihadJimmy858 (8:25:29 PM): she'd be a lot quieter if she took off her shoes. and blouse. JihadJimmy858 (8:26:28 PM): oops, dead end JihadJimmy858 (8:31:16 PM): well obviously Jacks beat Tonies JihadJimmy858 (8:32:30 PM): ann-chick had to give herself up JihadJimmy858 (8:37:23 PM): releasing ann-chick... or are they? JihadJimmy858 (8:39:03 PM): I like you Tits McGhee. I shall cheer for you. JihadJimmy858 (8:39:34 PM): oh yesh JihadJimmy858 (8:39:45 PM): OH FUCK YEAH JihadJimmy858 (8:39:51 PM): GET SOME YOU TERRORIST FUCKERS JihadJimmy858 (8:40:04 PM): how did JACK BAUER miss? JihadJimmy858 (8:40:36 PM): oh shit, that's not CTU's air support JihadJimmy858 (8:40:45 PM): OH SHIT TWO F-18S JihadJimmy858 (8:40:47 PM): YEAH BITCHES JihadJimmy858 (8:40:54 PM): MOTHERFUCKING GET SOME JihadJimmy858 (8:41:08 PM): never know what hit 'em JihadJimmy858 (8:41:29 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST HELICOPTER JihadJimmy858 (8:41:44 PM): OH FUCK YEAH THAT WAS SO FUCKING RAD JihadJimmy858 (8:42:15 PM): And Tits McGhee is still alive! she can be a CTU agent next year season! JihadJimmy858 (8:42:46 PM): WHERE ARE THE VIALS?!? JihadJimmy858 (8:43:13 PM): "This is Jack Bauer. Saunders is in custody." JihadJimmy858 (8:43:17 PM): 11:00:00 JihadJimmy858 (8:43:27 PM): THAT WAS FUCKING RAD JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.

Apollonia just took her top off. / Apollonia just blew up.

Really, I never learn. I fell asleep during opening weekend of Miami Vice too, although that might not be completely attributed to the fact that it was the 1045pm showing. Really, that movie didn't make too much sense.

I'll review it soon. I'll probably throw in The Lake House and The Break Up to save the trouble. Shitty things come in threes.

Apollonia just took her top off.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Attempted 3am Criticism of 24, Day 3, episode 22

You are now in chat room "AIMisHomorrific." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (11:14:19 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (11:14:25 PM): still going JihadJimmy858 (11:14:43 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (11:14:44 PM): JihadJimmy858 (11:14:51 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (11:15:00 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (11:15:25 PM): JACK BAUER JihadJimmy858 (11:15:44 PM): STEPHEN SAUNDERS JihadJimmy858 (11:16:01 PM): TONY ALMEIDA JihadJimmy858 (11:16:11 PM): hi Tits McGhee JihadJimmy858 (11:16:37 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 AM AND 11:00 AM. JihadJimmy858 (11:16:55 PM): "Working on it with Caltrans..." JihadJimmy858 (11:20:08 PM): Kim: "I would raise a child with you" JihadJimmy858 (11:20:14 PM): oh that's a fucking riot-and-a-half JihadJimmy858 (11:26:26 PM): I'm gonna call this one... i'm falling asleep JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.

For the temporally astute Citizen SHoPper, I'm watching The Godfather (raincheck for the trilogy was $24.99 at Fry's) whilst I prepare this post. Which I wrote before watching the crapfest which was Miami Vice and left in the Drafts.

For the slow-on-the-draw Citizen SHoPper, "Temporally astute" = realizes that this post date was before the release of Miami Vice

Apollonia just blew up.

oh yeah, i like how the oriental CTU-dude is named "Baker"

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."
oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE
yeah, right Tits McGhee, try to lawyer up on Jack Bauer
oh dude, pull a gun on Tits McGhee!

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 12:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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Would've been cooler if they'd cast John Cho as the oriental CTU dude.

FREEZUH! CTU-UH! (Did that reference escape you? Yeah, don't worry about it. You and the rest of SixHertz Nay-shun. Check out the video here.)

And sorry to disappoint any Tits McGhee fans out there, but she didn't do anything to warrant a 3amC post title.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

"24", Day 3, episode 21

You are now in chat room "AIMisGaylicious." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (10:26:03 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (10:26:16 PM): OK so i'm gonna finish 24 tonight JihadJimmy858 (10:26:30 PM): should be done around 1:00 am. JihadJimmy858 (10:26:46 PM): lemme get a drink of water and then... JihadJimmy858 (10:28:04 PM): gotta get some work done in the background too, so these last few sould be a bit sparse. not that you're complaining... JihadJimmy858 (10:28:11 PM): so here we go! JihadJimmy858 (10:28:24 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:28:35 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (10:28:44 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (10:29:10 PM): TITS MCGHEE JihadJimmy858 (10:29:14 PM): i mean, JANE SAUNDERS JihadJimmy858 (10:29:36 PM): JACK BAUER! JihadJimmy858 (10:30:00 PM): maybe they'll recruite Tits McGhee to CTU next year... JihadJimmy858 (10:30:02 PM): TONY ALMEIDA JihadJimmy858 (10:30:14 PM): (has he made the recaps this year? i think that's the first time) JihadJimmy858 (10:30:35 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00 AM AND 10:00 AM. JihadJimmy858 (10:31:15 PM): i like how the B-stories all kinda died JihadJimmy858 (10:31:23 PM): like chloe and the baby JihadJimmy858 (10:32:13 PM): nosferatu-chick and the old black heart-attack dude JihadJimmy858 (10:32:54 PM): "Dammit!" JihadJimmy858 (10:33:43 PM): oh and the stupid manufactured drama of kim and her latest poor choice in boyffriends JihadJimmy858 (10:34:01 PM): whoa, and now Tony deleted the satellite photos JihadJimmy858 (10:34:12 PM): oh the terrorist told him to JihadJimmy858 (10:36:09 PM): oh look back to the campaign JihadJimmy858 (10:36:34 PM): and why would a Republican have the support of the AFL-CIO? again with the willing suspension of disbelief JihadJimmy858 (10:36:59 PM): oh yeah, i like how the oriental CTU-dude is named "Baker" JihadJimmy858 (10:37:13 PM): could've named him something funny like Chong JihadJimmy858 (10:38:16 PM): CTU is only one episode away from UCSB? JihadJimmy858 (10:38:34 PM): yay, Tits McGhee! JihadJimmy858 (10:39:09 PM): hey there Tits JihadJimmy858 (10:39:45 PM): ooh, ann-chick's chest is nice and sweaty JihadJimmy858 (10:43:38 PM): "[JACK BAUER] scares me." JihadJimmy858 (10:46:23 PM): ooh hi dr. hotness JihadJimmy858 (10:48:42 PM): heh John Keeler's logo looks eerily similar JihadJimmy858 (10:49:49 PM): Sherry Palmer is going to visit senator keeler? wow, way to dilute an episode JihadJimmy858 (10:55:09 PM): nosferatu-chick up to her old tricks again! JihadJimmy858 (10:55:47 PM): she has a medicine bottle in a very safe place JihadJimmy858 (10:55:50 PM): that sounds dirty JihadJimmy858 (10:56:50 PM): and Senator Keeler's logo looks like a uterus and fallopian tubes JihadJimmy858 (10:56:56 PM): 09:41:27 JihadJimmy858 (11:01:02 PM): "why are you lying to me" JihadJimmy858 (11:10:56 PM): oh, chloe told JACK what the dealie-o JihadJimmy858 (11:12:07 PM): 10:00:00 JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.

oh dude, pull a gun on Tits McGhee!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."
oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE
yeah, right Tits McGhee, try to lawyer up on Jack Bauer

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00 PM AND 10:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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I don't even know where I got the name Tits McGhee. If somebody can remind me, I'd be much obliged.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

"24", Day 3, Episode 20

You are now in chat room "AIMStillSucks." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (9:08:25 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (9:08:36 PM): OK more 24, and i'm gonna work out in the background in a bit... JihadJimmy858 (9:08:45 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (9:08:48 PM): JihadJimmy858 (9:08:55 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (9:09:06 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (9:09:30 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT JihadJimmy858 (9:10:32 PM): the screencap for Jane Saunders... Jane Ann Saunders in Pacific Palisades, CA JihadJimmy858 (9:10:48 PM): like i was saying... COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT JihadJimmy858 (9:10:56 PM): KIM BAUER JihadJimmy858 (9:11:20 PM): JACK BAUER! JihadJimmy858 (9:11:47 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 AM AND 9:00 AM. JihadJimmy858 (9:12:55 PM): goddam T-Bird. rewinding JihadJimmy858 (9:14:45 PM): ooh yeah more Jane-time! JihadJimmy858 (9:15:54 PM): ooh hi there Tits McGhee JihadJimmy858 (9:16:43 PM): damn, she has Tig ol Bitties JihadJimmy858 (9:20:34 PM): oh and now she has a phone number JihadJimmy858 (9:22:07 PM): in-time 08:14:51 JihadJimmy858 (9:27:08 PM): oh shit, release San Francisco! JihadJimmy858 (9:28:57 PM): oh dude, pull a gun on Tits McGhee! JihadJimmy858 (9:31:33 PM): oh of course. ann-chick doesn't have this deadly virus JihadJimmy858 (9:32:44 PM): maybe excessive whispering builds up an immunity to the Cordelia Virus JihadJimmy858 (9:40:58 PM): wonderful, drag more family members into this JihadJimmy858 (9:46:15 PM): right, a train just happens to stop Kim's car JihadJimmy858 (9:51:44 PM): oops, they have Ann-chick. and her twins JihadJimmy858 (9:52:52 PM): almost stabbed ann-chick's eye out JihadJimmy858 (9:54:41 PM): 09:00:00 JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.

yeah, right Tits McGhee, try to lawyer up on Jack Bauer

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."
oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 PM AND 10:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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Jane Saunders is somewhat of a butterface, but man oh man she has a nice rack on her. And what with Kim's shitty hair, she's likely the Belle of the Ball for this season... the bikini chicks from the KYLE SINGER storyline weren't on for long enough. Nor was his MILF-y mom.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of "24", Season 3, Episode 19

You are now in chat room "HeyAIMYourMomCalled." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (8:13:34 PM): SHE SAID YOU SUCK JihadJimmy858 (8:13:39 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (8:13:54 PM): I'm ah-feelin da-24! JihadJimmy858 (8:16:08 PM): splash screen had a gun to Ryan Chapelle's head. That was actually a pretty hardcore episode JihadJimmy858 (8:16:22 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (8:16:23 PM): JihadJimmy858 (8:16:38 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (8:16:41 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT JihadJimmy858 (8:16:57 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (8:17:16 PM): RYAN CHAPPELLE! JihadJimmy858 (8:17:29 PM): JACK BAUER JihadJimmy858 (8:17:45 PM): (well that's nice, they gave him a spot in the Recap the episode after he was executed) JihadJimmy858 (8:18:14 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 7:00 AM AND 8:00 AM. JihadJimmy858 (8:20:40 PM): ooh, deleted scene JihadJimmy858 (8:21:13 PM): whoa, he's crying? JihadJimmy858 (8:22:28 PM): jack cries only in the deleted scene JihadJimmy858 (8:24:08 PM): alternate take! JihadJimmy858 (8:25:13 PM): jane saunders in santa barbara JihadJimmy858 (8:25:44 PM): ooh hi jane. nice face. not. JihadJimmy858 (8:26:52 PM): plain sight swap, eh? JihadJimmy858 (8:27:02 PM): they gotta find a jane saunders look-alike JihadJimmy858 (8:30:06 PM): CTU San Francisco!!! JihadJimmy858 (8:30:35 PM): Dude! Kim Bauer? she looks shitty this season JihadJimmy858 (8:30:49 PM): Ooh, hiya Kim Kleavage JihadJimmy858 (8:31:59 PM): well shit, Kim's just a regular CTU Badass JihadJimmy858 (8:32:00 PM): not JihadJimmy858 (8:32:03 PM): 07:16:27 JihadJimmy858 (8:33:09 PM): man, i wanna be spanked hard by Chloe. she's kinda annoying, but still i wanna be spanked by her JihadJimmy858 (8:34:05 PM): that chick's not so good looking. nice rack though JihadJimmy858 (8:34:45 PM): eh, she's not so bad looking JihadJimmy858 (8:35:02 PM): OK yeah. nice legs JihadJimmy858 (8:36:36 PM): wonderful how CTU has detailed information about some 19-year-old UCSB student JihadJimmy858 (8:37:39 PM): hit him in his neck! JihadJimmy858 (8:38:13 PM): "I have weapons training" JihadJimmy858 (8:38:40 PM): WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP. KIM IS SUCH A FUCKING RETARD. WHY WOULD ANYBODY GIVE HER A WEAPON? JihadJimmy858 (8:39:13 PM): and now she's crying. good start for a field agent JihadJimmy858 (8:39:20 PM): 07:26:44 JihadJimmy858 (8:45:40 PM): and his picture is up in the ER already JihadJimmy858 (8:45:42 PM): 07:33:04 JihadJimmy858 (8:45:48 PM): 07:37:29 JihadJimmy858 (8:46:32 PM): oh hi Jane JihadJimmy858 (8:48:18 PM): he wants to make America clean again. JihadJimmy858 (8:48:26 PM): atrocities blah blah blah JihadJimmy858 (8:49:22 PM): send him a list of american spies to sylviaimports.com JihadJimmy858 (8:51:46 PM): pull a fire alarm, grab jane saunders in the commotion JihadJimmy858 (8:51:59 PM): 07:43:39 JihadJimmy858 (8:52:04 PM): 07:48:03 JihadJimmy858 (8:52:55 PM): UCSB! JihadJimmy858 (8:53:15 PM): wow, they set that shit up fast JihadJimmy858 (8:53:41 PM): ooh yeah hotness JihadJimmy858 (8:53:46 PM): ooh hi jane kleavage JihadJimmy858 (8:54:12 PM): ooh and now she's wet JihadJimmy858 (8:54:29 PM): and there's the dude watching Jane JihadJimmy858 (8:54:43 PM): maybe you need to take your jeans off LOL JihadJimmy858 (8:55:02 PM): and now the cleaning chick is drugging Jane JihadJimmy858 (8:55:03 PM): ooh yeah JihadJimmy858 (8:55:09 PM): ooh yeah Kim as a brunette JihadJimmy858 (8:57:21 PM): aww yeah bitches, outbreak-city! JihadJimmy858 (8:58:18 PM): ooh yeah dealie-stretch on Jane Saunders JihadJimmy858 (8:58:22 PM): nice rack JihadJimmy858 (8:58:39 PM): go gauchos JihadJimmy858 (8:58:43 PM): oh man, nice tits JihadJimmy858 (8:59:23 PM): sort of a butterface JihadJimmy858 (8:59:24 PM): but nice tits JihadJimmy858 (9:00:01 PM): yeah, right Tits McGhee, try to lawyer up on Jack Bauer JihadJimmy858 (9:00:40 PM): SLAP HER! JihadJimmy858 (9:00:55 PM): boobies! JihadJimmy858 (9:01:58 PM): maybe he was just perving on Jane JihadJimmy858 (9:02:02 PM): no shame in that JihadJimmy858 (9:02:12 PM): ooh hi Kim Kleavage JihadJimmy858 (9:02:56 PM): uh oh JihadJimmy858 (9:03:06 PM): wrong perv JihadJimmy858 (9:03:16 PM): LOL Kim's gone JihadJimmy858 (9:03:23 PM): CTU: UCSB! JihadJimmy858 (9:03:49 PM): maybe you should get the UC Police to form up a hard perimeter JihadJimmy858 (9:04:16 PM): oh yes, nice job kim JihadJimmy858 (9:04:17 PM): yeah, like UCSB students would be smart enough to get down if they saw a gun JihadJimmy858 (9:04:38 PM): right, weapons training. nice job dumbfuck JihadJimmy858 (9:04:39 PM): 08:00:00 JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.

oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 11:00 PM AND 1:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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I was never too crazy about OVER * THERE. And now I'm reminded how stupid the theme song was. And how naked Nicki Aycox was.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of "24" season 3, episode 18

You are now in chat room "GetBentAIM." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (11:28:21 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (11:28:27 PM): one more before i go to bed JihadJimmy858 (11:28:51 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (11:28:52 PM): JihadJimmy858 (11:29:02 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (11:29:08 PM): MICHELLE DESSLER JihadJimmy858 (11:29:43 PM): JACK BAUER JihadJimmy858 (11:30:07 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT JihadJimmy858 (11:30:19 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (11:30:48 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 6:00 AM AND 7:00 AM JihadJimmy858 (11:31:44 PM): your only option is to sacrifice chapelle JihadJimmy858 (11:34:56 PM): give her a slap on the ass... that'd be kinda funny JihadJimmy858 (11:36:20 PM): i miss nina myers JihadJimmy858 (11:38:19 PM): jack's whilspering JihadJimmy858 (11:38:27 PM): Come with me. Take a seat. JihadJimmy858 (11:40:23 PM): 06:11:28 JihadJimmy858 (11:40:28 PM): 06:15:55 JihadJimmy858 (11:41:46 PM): i like how chapelle is shitting his pants now JihadJimmy858 (11:43:31 PM): no chance of recovery! JihadJimmy858 (11:44:50 PM): oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE JihadJimmy858 (11:47:08 PM): oops, chapelle ran away JihadJimmy858 (11:48:27 PM): 06:23:52 JihadJimmy858 (11:48:31 PM): 06:28:17 JihadJimmy858 (11:51:14 PM): STFU kim JihadJimmy858 (11:52:33 PM): oh shit! JihadJimmy858 (11:52:41 PM): he's nose hemmoraging JihadJimmy858 (11:54:01 PM): Chapelle: Help me Jack Bauer, you're my only hope! JihadJimmy858 (11:56:10 PM): sunrise in LA! yay! JihadJimmy858 (11:56:41 PM): Strike Team! JihadJimmy858 (11:57:20 PM): 06:36:03 JihadJimmy858 (11:58:56 PM): oh shit, couriers out to NY, BOS and SF with vials JihadJimmy858 (12:01:34 AM): oh fucking sweet JihadJimmy858 (12:01:45 AM): and then the big Ford pulls up w/more dudes JihadJimmy858 (12:01:58 AM): not like hippies who let two minutes go by w/somebody holding open a door JihadJimmy858 (12:03:57 AM): oh yes strike team! WTF? JihadJimmy858 (12:04:27 AM): switching node.... relaying the calls JihadJimmy858 (12:05:27 AM): 06:487:127 JihadJimmy858 (12:05:31 AM): 06:47:27 JihadJimmy858 (12:05:36 AM): 06:52:55 JihadJimmy858 (12:06:57 AM): wow, those pics should've been uploaded a while back, ya? JihadJimmy858 (12:07:46 AM): wasn't it some young dude? JihadJimmy858 (12:07:54 AM): oh i guess it was the same dude JihadJimmy858 (12:08:02 AM): there's the black van JihadJimmy858 (12:09:13 AM): well shit, now i kinda feel bad for chapelle too JihadJimmy858 (12:12:02 AM): for some reason these writers have a hard on with suicides this year JihadJimmy858 (12:12:14 AM): oh shit JihadJimmy858 (12:12:19 AM): 07:00:00 JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.

"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 12:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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If you can tell me where the chat room name is from... well, no prize for you, but I'll consider buying you Hooters hot wings...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Cricitism of Fox's "24", Season 3, episode 17

You are now in chat room "MyAIMisBleeding." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (10:30:11 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (10:30:23 PM): OK one more episode before I go to sleep so i can go to wokr tomorrow... JihadJimmy858 (10:32:05 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (10:32:06 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:32:16 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (10:32:24 PM): MICHELLE DESSLER JihadJimmy858 (10:32:59 PM): JACK BAUER JihadJimmy858 (10:33:24 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (10:33:39 PM): wasn't there some stephen dude? JihadJimmy858 (10:33:48 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 5:00 AM AND 6:00 AM. JihadJimmy858 (10:42:59 PM): Stephen Saunders JihadJimmy858 (10:43:08 PM): something about Victor Drazen JihadJimmy858 (10:43:22 PM): 05:11:16 JihadJimmy858 (10:43:30 PM): 05:15:43 JihadJimmy858 (10:46:48 PM): 05:19:00 JihadJimmy858 (10:49:17 PM): nasal swab ooh yeah JihadJimmy858 (10:50:56 PM): use "the sky is falling" in a press conference JihadJimmy858 (10:51:15 PM): is this some kind of Amazing Race thing? JihadJimmy858 (10:51:33 PM): they should have-- 05:23:45 JihadJimmy858 (10:51:38 PM): 05:28:10 JihadJimmy858 (10:51:48 PM): they should have 24: Las Vegas or something cool like that JihadJimmy858 (10:54:41 PM): oh shit... 100% mortality JihadJimmy858 (10:58:23 PM): yeah take that whore! JihadJimmy858 (10:58:33 PM): ooh naked whore JihadJimmy858 (10:58:43 PM): ooh JihadJimmy858 (10:58:48 PM): ooh momma JihadJimmy858 (10:58:55 PM): oh she's kinda old JihadJimmy858 (11:00:32 PM): LOL your constitutional rights no longer apply JihadJimmy858 (11:00:37 PM): 05:39:45 JihadJimmy858 (11:02:58 PM): dude, spanish mole fag, WTF dude?!? don't die! JihadJimmy858 (11:04:21 PM): oh dude DUMPCON 2 JihadJimmy858 (11:05:05 PM): threat level RED JihadJimmy858 (11:05:10 PM): oh man brb JihadJimmy858 (11:05:13 PM): DUMPCON 2 JihadJimmy858 (11:10:51 PM): OK BACK JihadJimmy858 (11:11:08 PM): OK back JihadJimmy858 (11:11:38 PM): watching the spanish mole fag scene again. that's not cool. they tortured him, and now they cordelia virused him JihadJimmy858 (11:13:17 PM): OK i think we're back on track now JihadJimmy858 (11:13:19 PM): 05:44:07 JihadJimmy858 (11:14:21 PM): "I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..." JihadJimmy858 (11:15:21 PM): ooh yeah Diana White JihadJimmy858 (11:16:54 PM): yeah fuck you bad guy JihadJimmy858 (11:18:06 PM): oh shit C4 JihadJimmy858 (11:18:37 PM): 05:49:27 JihadJimmy858 (11:18:45 PM): 0553:53 JihadJimmy858 (11:25:21 PM): heh, he wants Ryan chapelle dead JihadJimmy858 (11:25:25 PM): 06:00:00 JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.

maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 7:00 PM AND 9:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

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These plot twists are worse than Gilmore Girls. The unexpected actually happens in CTU: San Andreas. Never in Stars Hollow.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of episode 16

You are now in chat room "GetBentAIM." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (7:47:17 PM): hello dere! JihadJimmy858 (7:48:06 PM): OK one more episode JihadJimmy858 (7:48:11 PM): then GTA:San Andreas JihadJimmy858 (7:48:13 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (7:48:18 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (7:48:25 PM): yay for B-Stories JihadJimmy858 (7:48:43 PM): STEPHEN SAUNDERS JihadJimmy858 (7:48:48 PM): JACK BAUER JihadJimmy858 (7:49:04 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT JihadJimmy858 (7:49:39 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 4:00 AM AND 5:00 AM. JihadJimmy858 (7:50:12 PM): Uncool. Now I feel bad about not liking him JihadJimmy858 (7:51:56 PM): oh ha ha, they're not outside the hotel! JihadJimmy858 (7:54:43 PM): cool! again, no time to bring somebody back to CTU JihadJimmy858 (7:59:58 PM): well no shit he's gonna wiggle loose from the radiator JihadJimmy858 (8:00:19 PM): oh cool, that was part of a plan JihadJimmy858 (8:00:22 PM): 04:11:57 JihadJimmy858 (8:00:24 PM): 04:16:25 JihadJimmy858 (8:02:13 PM): actually no, watching somebody die isn't murder JihadJimmy858 (8:07:16 PM): heh, cool construction guys with guns JihadJimmy858 (8:14:03 PM): oh shit! JihadJimmy858 (8:14:15 PM): 04:20:28 JihadJimmy858 (8:14:27 PM): oh that was the alternate take JihadJimmy858 (8:14:43 PM): ignore that out-time JihadJimmy858 (8:15:23 PM): 04:24:28 JihadJimmy858 (8:15:29 PM): 04:28:52 JihadJimmy858 (8:16:04 PM): dude! another deleted scene JihadJimmy858 (8:16:24 PM): hey cool JihadJimmy858 (8:16:32 PM): OK i think that last in-time was the right one JihadJimmy858 (8:16:55 PM): oh yeah she pimp-slapped him JihadJimmy858 (8:17:34 PM): "kill me once the symptoms start" JihadJimmy858 (8:17:40 PM): oh shit. that ain't good JihadJimmy858 (8:18:45 PM): dude, it wasn't really murder JihadJimmy858 (8:20:00 PM): caltrans just diverted traffic what now? JihadJimmy858 (8:20:02 PM): yeah right JihadJimmy858 (8:23:07 PM): dude! spanish mole fag! JihadJimmy858 (8:23:18 PM): oh that Mr. Bean guy's gonna go nuts JihadJimmy858 (8:23:43 PM): he's gonna die JihadJimmy858 (8:24:18 PM): 04:36:37 JihadJimmy858 (8:24:25 PM): 04:41:02 JihadJimmy858 (8:25:37 PM): you're gonna die mr. bean JihadJimmy858 (8:26:16 PM): shoot him! JihadJimmy858 (8:26:23 PM): shoot her! JihadJimmy858 (8:26:23 PM): SHOOT THEM ALL! JihadJimmy858 (8:27:27 PM): STFU, ass JihadJimmy858 (8:29:20 PM): shoot him? JihadJimmy858 (8:29:34 PM): maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style? JihadJimmy858 (8:29:44 PM): LOL stupid oriental chick! JihadJimmy858 (8:29:49 PM): she was hemmoraging JihadJimmy858 (8:29:52 PM): 04:50:47 JihadJimmy858 (8:31:24 PM): FREE-ZUH!!! LAPD-UH! JihadJimmy858 (8:33:23 PM): oh whatever dude, that's what sherry palmer does. it's in her blood. JihadJimmy858 (8:34:06 PM): who's that dude? JihadJimmy858 (8:34:14 PM): oh shit JihadJimmy858 (8:34:25 PM): explosion-rama JihadJimmy858 (8:34:50 PM): wouldn't that kind of explosion blown the car apart? not just the windows i mean JihadJimmy858 (8:36:22 PM): no, but the dudes outside will JihadJimmy858 (8:36:35 PM): LOL oh shit, she did shoot him JihadJimmy858 (8:36:37 PM): dude, that was hot JihadJimmy858 (8:38:43 PM): 05:00:00 JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.