Happy Satur-dee, Citizens! I was watching Friday Night Lights (which is rapidly becoming my new favorite movie) when I realized I could put on the U$C-UW game and turn on the iChat... gonna shower up now, get some lunch. Cal-WSU in berkeley later tonight for the late game.
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| 1:19 PM TioJ: hey, i issued another Jihad TioJ: hope that's alright... SixH: on St. Francis High School, I see. TioJ: fuck st. francis TioJ: but no 1:20 PM TioJ: the post right before that SixH: oh, that's perfectly alright. TioJ: OK good deal |
Watching the $C-UW game right now... Another commercial for U$C. Ooh, you had George Lucas. BFD.
God I hate U$C. Although it's now an appropriate time to say hello to a grade school friend of SixH's and mine who went to Bellarmine Prep w/me and eventually ended up at U$C. Hello to sometimes-SHoPper Sabi V. He's in my Friendster list, SixH, go drop him a line.
| it's patriaaaahhhtic to make your country lose a war. |
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| TioJ: did you see those shitty stickers? TioJ: how annoying SixH: Yeah, that "Conservatives Hate America" bullshit? TioJ: WTF? that makes no sense SixH: Makes me wanna poop all over Cindy Sheehan TioJ: since when have conservatives been the ones whose patriotism has been questioned? TioJ: if anything, we're over-patriotic TioJ: if such a thing is physically possible SixH: oh, but it's patri-ahhhtic to criticize our government. SixH: as Michael Savage would say. TioJ: LOL i can hear him saying that... TioJ: absofuckinglutely right TioJ: i'm hungry, gonna shower up, get some lunch SixH: it's patriaaaahhhtic to make your country lose a war. SixH: yet say you support your troops TioJ: i fucking hate these peacniks TioJ: i'm gonna spit tobacco juice in her face if i ever run into cindy sheehan... she's in berkeley now  TioJ: WTFTioJ: hell, i'll even chew on a weekday if i see her TioJ: just so i can spit in her face SixH: I'm so goddam tired of liberals. 1:25 PM TioJ: that'd sooo be worth going to jail TioJ: think of how much SHoP traffic my incarceration could generate SixH: oh, man, that'd get you a book deal. SixH: You should do it. |
Since you wacky wackies out there don't listen to your Tio Jaime sometimes (most of the time?), I'm gonna point you towards a good recurring segment courtesy of Citizen SHoPper and MuNuvian Mark N. Titles say it all.
Cindy Sheehan is Officially Nuts
Cindy Sheehan is Officially Nuts II
Cindy Sheehan is Officially Nuts III
And I hope this is yet another compelling argument for listening to your Tio J. Burn in Hell, Crazy Aunt Cindy...
And this book of which SixH speaks? It would be either the greatest book ever known to mankind which you still wouldn't be able to let your kids read, or more likely, it would lick shit-ass because I'm just some simple engineer who likes to use Don and Mike humor. And that only lasts so long.
On a related note, me and buddy Trosama min Asi hope to have the "Jimmy and 'Trose! Show" podcast running soon. Still in the works, and still quite a ways away, but keep your eyes and ears peeled.
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| SixH: Yesterday, I saw a sticker that had Bush's face on it, and the text "Pants on Fire" SixH: Made me want to slash the tires on the car and leave a note that said, "I didn't do it". TioJ: or, "Slashing your tires is patriotic. Sort of." SixH: !! :P SixH: or you can just be gay and leave a sign on a freeway overpass then blog about it. TioJ: LOL SixH: pussies. TioJ: "oh freeway blogging is so great! it feels so wonderful! you gotta try it for yourself!" TioJ: [wets self] 1:30 PM TioJ: shit, you gonna make me go to shitasslicks now and find that stupid post? TioJ: damn you SixH: HA! |
It was a nice surgical strike: easy in, command-F to search for "capt" on the front page, one click to the archives, command-F to find the word "capt", right-click to Copy the Link, exfiltration. It took me longer to write out that play-by-play than it did to find the shitasslicks permalink. Damn, I'm good.
Origins of "shitasslicks" here. Was a variation on Citizen SHoPper Mark N's pet-name of "shitantics". You shitasslickers confused again? OK, Mark N went from "smithantics" to "shitantics" and Tio J went from "smithantics" to "smithasslicks" and we kinda put the two together to get "shitasslicks".
Holy fuck, do you realize how unfunny these things become because I have to take the time to explain them to you degenerates? I hope for the sake of you Citizen SHoPper Loyalists out there that it's taking somewhat of a "For those of you in Rio Linda..." tone.
And wouldn't it be funny if it turned out that shitasslicks wasn't exactly from the Sac, but was instead raging unintelligibly from lovely Rio Linda...
| please let me know ASAP so i'm not trying to defend shitasslicks here on our beloved SHoP |
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| TioJ: I FUCKING HATE THAT RETARD "BLOG OF RAGE" SixH: What kind of dicklicker uses tinyurl? TioJ: actually, that's his one redeeming quality TioJ: weren't you using that shit for a while? SixH: to see what the big deal was. TioJ: ahh TioJ: it seemed kinda useful.... was that not the case? TioJ: please let me know ASAP so i'm not trying to defend shitasslicks here on our beloved SHoP SixH: I just determined it was a method of hiding the true nature of the url. 1:35 PM SixH: so, if one were to make a link to that kos website, I wouldn't be able to know where it was going until I clicked the damn link. TioJ: oh shit, so you could put up a tiny url on your site, point it towards a certain love association between men and boys here in north america... and send your unwitting readers and their IP addresses to potential FBI monitored sites? SixH: yup. SixH: or NSFW sites. TioJ: oh fuck, i ain't never gonna click on one of those again TioJ: well i'm Ok w/NSFW TioJ: even @ work TioJ: i'm not OK w/my IP address being put on a watchlist SixH: or virus-laden websites. TioJ: oh, and if i can break the fourth wall here for a second... please take note Citizen SHoPpers, the tiny url above is pointed to Cal Football... SixH: shuuuuurrreee it is. SixH: ;) TioJ: OK I lied TioJ: it's gonna be Cal Cheerleading SixH: mmm.. TioJ: OK i'm hungry and dirty SixH: ok, tmi. TioJ: so i'm gonna shower and then get lunch SixH: ;) SixH: ok, later, buddy TioJ: see ya dude TioJ: FUCK YOU SHITASSLICKS 1:40 PM SixH: SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES! TioJ: MANDATE, MOTHERFUCKERS, MANDATE! TioJ: FUCK THE SAINT FRANCIS LANCERS! |
Well now that it's over an hour and a quarter-and-a-half worth of U$C-UW later, I'm gonna shower up, get some lunch.
go bears,
Jihad Jimmy
Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Commissioner, SHoP Department of Recreational Sport (Non-nude)
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