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Monday, October 03, 2005

so they hired prostitutes? & his GF has nice jugs, but is kind of a butterface & i just can't wait until they kill the terrorist

I think this is it? No more 3amCs on hold? oh, no wait, there's one more where LMHBrent and I thought it was gonna be the 1987 episode of Reunion, but... you'll have to wait and see, Citizen SHoPper

So I'm caught up from last week. Kicked out three hours of TV on Sun-dee. You know how much Halo I could've been playing on Sun-dee? At least three hours more than I did...

Tio Jaime
Program Director, KSHoP

ps- Also tried watching the Niners. The two touchdowns from recovered fumbles were cool. The anemic offense? Not so much so. It was like watching the other professional San Francisco team...

Unprecedented Triple-header!!! 3am Criticisms of The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, E-Ring, and OVER * THERE
You are now in chat room "CatchUpSundee."
TioJ has entered the chat room.

TioJ (1:37:16 PM): hello dere
TioJ (1:37:34 PM): playing catchup with all the TV I taped last week because of the Giants and their attempt to make the playoffs
TioJ (1:37:40 PM): how'd that turn out for us now? I forget
TioJ (1:38:08 PM): we have The Apprentice: Martha Stewart
TioJ (1:38:15 PM): which is on in the background right now
TioJ (1:38:21 PM): after that, E-Ring
TioJ (1:38:25 PM): and then OVER * THERE
TioJ (1:39:14 PM): and TAR was a pukefest too, so really the front runner this fall is gonna be E-Ring
TioJ (1:39:22 PM): i'm making lunch, but i'll be here...
TioJ (1:40:47 PM): dumbfucks
TioJ (1:41:35 PM): wow you're all assholes
TioJ (1:41:42 PM): i would like to have sex with Sarah
TioJ (1:41:54 PM): so maybe she isn't an asshole
TioJ (1:56:32 PM): they're selling flowers
TioJ (1:56:34 PM): ?
TioJ (1:56:40 PM): this show sucks my ass
TioJ (1:57:50 PM): and the pasta I made sucks ass
TioJ (1:57:54 PM): more than this stupid show
TioJ (1:58:06 PM): when i take my laundry out, i'm picking up some food
TioJ (1:58:11 PM): what a pukefest
TioJ (1:59:10 PM): that was fucking nasty
TioJ (2:02:39 PM): so they hired prostitutes?
TioJ (2:05:02 PM): wow primarius started moving the flowers
TioJ (2:05:13 PM): OK taking a laundry/lunch break
TioJ (2:29:53 PM): Ok back
TioJ (2:29:59 PM): picked up some chicken nuggets @ wendy's
TioJ (2:30:23 PM): this is what happens when you don't leave lunch to the professionals
TioJ (2:30:50 PM): oh apparently one of the whiny bitches quit? or tried to quit?
TioJ (2:31:49 PM): ha ha
TioJ (2:31:56 PM): matchstick brought in half of primarious
TioJ (2:32:10 PM): that's a shitty prize
TioJ (2:37:23 PM): this guy is a dick
TioJ (2:37:32 PM): and unfortunately not even entertaining
TioJ (2:38:28 PM): yeah say "i love you" to the fag
TioJ (2:38:35 PM): like he's not gonna see right through your shit
TioJ (2:38:38 PM): dumbfuck
TioJ (2:39:35 PM): so that guy just chews on his cigars? doesn't even smoke them?
TioJ (2:40:39 PM): yeah tell martha that you had a nervous breakdown
TioJ (2:41:26 PM): "a charlatan amongst us"
TioJ (2:42:11 PM): "all of you seem to have major problems"
TioJ (2:51:42 PM): this show sucks
TioJ (2:51:46 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON E-RING
TioJ (2:52:48 PM): Samarqand, uzbkistaqn
TioJ (2:52:51 PM): uzb3ekizstan
TioJ (2:52:53 PM): fuck
TioJ (2:52:56 PM): uzbekistan
TioJ (2:53:23 PM): oh a photographer chick, not a sniper chick
TioJ (2:54:01 PM): ooh sniper photographer chick in panties
TioJ (2:57:11 PM): E•RING
TioJ (2:57:36 PM): gonna get my laundry out, brb
TioJ (3:29:43 PM): OK laundry's out, folded
TioJ (3:29:57 PM): was also watching a bit of NASCAR
TioJ (3:31:04 PM): Bagram Air Base
TioJ (3:31:10 PM): kabul, afghanistan
TioJ (3:33:25 PM): nice job explaining to the Colonel the point of this show
TioJ (3:34:22 PM): ooh run marine
TioJ (3:37:23 PM): yay for lawyers
TioJ (3:39:06 PM): Save the Gay Whales, or something...
TioJ (3:43:06 PM): hippie boat in italy
TioJ (3:43:15 PM): francoise
TioJ (3:43:16 PM): heh
TioJ (3:47:48 PM): you stupid woman
TioJ (3:47:55 PM): maybe you should've thought about that before you married a soldier
TioJ (3:49:46 PM): his GF has nice jugs, but is kind of a butterface
TioJ (3:59:14 PM): funny how the recurring drama is the signing of a form
TioJ (3:59:22 PM): and fuck you shaquille o'neal
TioJ (3:59:32 PM): fuck you, you retard
TioJ (4:07:29 PM): hmm, this looks like a bad idea
TioJ (4:07:59 PM): wouldn't that snap your back?
TioJ (4:08:14 PM): being snatched up by a plane like that?
TioJ (4:08:20 PM): call me old-fashioned
TioJ (4:11:12 PM): next wednes-dee, JT goes to iraq!
TioJ (4:11:32 PM): i have a feeling i'll be playing a lot of Halo this fall...
TioJ (4:11:39 PM): Romolo!
TioJ (4:12:42 PM): sober goddess meeting of AA?
TioJ (4:12:44 PM): yay
TioJ (4:12:56 PM): they took the sergeant's cigar
TioJ (4:14:04 PM): i'm afraid that we won't see Mrs. B's butt this week... =(
TioJ (4:15:32 PM): yay terrorists
TioJ (4:16:48 PM): WTF?
TioJ (4:16:54 PM): terrorist-bitch
TioJ (4:17:03 PM): just threw some explosives into the truck
TioJ (4:17:08 PM): i fucking hate terrorists
TioJ (4:18:37 PM): oh sorry... i missed the OVER * THERE
TioJ (4:26:34 PM): commercial and back
TioJ (4:27:04 PM): oh i haven't really been telling you what's happening... dad with injured son took a GI hostage
TioJ (4:27:11 PM): and romolo is now talking to the hot chick
TioJ (4:27:33 PM): wow she's a lot hotter than double wide
TioJ (4:28:00 PM): not that that's hard
TioJ (4:29:49 PM): nice job Sarge
TioJ (4:35:59 PM): ooh i could actually catch up with The Shield... new episodes in January
TioJ (4:37:20 PM): she's boobtastic again
TioJ (4:39:02 PM): yeah that's a smart thing to tell your higher-ups... that your sergeant made your decision for you
TioJ (4:40:32 PM): not sure who this dude is, becuase i missed an episode because FX is a bunch of morons who can't get their programming straight
TioJ (4:41:25 PM): and she's reading the dim mail...
TioJ (4:41:35 PM): oh waaaaa
TioJ (4:41:47 PM): thankfully, this has been a pretty dim-free episode!
TioJ (4:44:58 PM): i just can't wait until they kill the terrorist
TioJ (4:48:00 PM): you better fucking shoot that terrorist, angel
TioJ (4:48:44 PM): shoot his shit already
TioJ (4:48:55 PM): he can't understand you already
TioJ (4:49:08 PM): commercial
TioJ (4:52:36 PM): FUCK
TioJ (4:52:37 PM): YOU
TioJ (4:52:39 PM): TERRORIST
TioJ (4:54:06 PM): rewound, i think they killed the private
TioJ (4:54:23 PM): i think they did
TioJ (4:55:23 PM): WTF? and then the medic ate a bullet
TioJ (4:55:48 PM): and yay for the stupides theme song ever for the most disjointed episode of OVER * THERE anybody's ever seen
TioJ (4:56:28 PM): nicki aycox my ass
TioJ (4:56:37 PM): THERE WAS NO NICKI AYCOX IN THIS SHITTY EPISODE
TioJ (4:58:17 PM): OVER * THERE
TioJ (4:58:56 PM): stay chuned for scenes from the next episode of O*T
TioJ (4:59:10 PM): ooh hot chick who is mad
TioJ (5:00:17 PM): OK and that episode doesn't look as shitty as this one, but could give it a run for its money
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