It's the NSFW, Stupid!

Citizen SHoPpers, please spare me your moral indignance. You're aroused. Get used to it.

"Shave Your Bush" FOR "No More Bush" (oh holy Mother of God, soooooo NSFW)

If it'll make you feel any better, yes, you're smarter than these girls. And no, nobody's taking them seriously. Turn off the standard issue SHoP anti-celebrity guns. Even the real anti-Bush crowd realizes that their cause-of-the-day will be set back by these oh-so-naked girls. And people, they're pornstars. Try to remember this as you're getting riled up to the point of not noticing the sheer nakedness of Tera Patrick.

If you're still offended and left wondering how I can be taking such a jaunty tone with something like this, please never to be claiming South Park Republican status.

If you're like your Tio Jaime (and please note, citizen shitasslickers the correct use of homophones "you're" and "your". and please further note, citizen shitasslicker, that homophone does not mean "gay sounding"), you'll appreciate the nudity as well as the use not of a Sousa march, but of "76 Trombones". Heh.

Just be thankful you have a Tio J who will find these things for you...

Tio Jaime