The SHoP says, "Get Bent!"
Very rarely will I want to link to shitantics, but as they've been a big reason behind our recent traffic increase, it really is only good neighbor-ship1 that we return the favor...
Shitantics: Are We There Yet?
No, fuck it! I ain't giving these forehead-balling degenerates a link. I'm changing the URL, if you want it, figure it out, Citizen SHoPper. You wouldn't be reading this blog2 if you weren't smart enough to know how to manipulate shit like that...
On a related note, try committing misdemeanors that target Leftist bumper stickers. You'll never know how great freeway blogging sticker liberation is until you get off your butt and try it.
What's great about liberating stickers in the bay area? The Leftists here are a bunch of pussified men or at best angry housefraus3. Very rarely will they resort to physical retribution. Not like those quasi-LIbEralS who are stuck in The Sac. If they could figure out toll bridges and maps and one-way streets, they might be able to make good on their threats and try to kick your ass as you watch the giants at Hooters in San Francisco. Or not. But if I had to choose the less pussified of the two, I'd go with the Excrementans.
Makin' Friends on the Internet(s),
Jihad Jimmy,
SHoP Cruise Director and Assistant Leila-Cunt Reminder Technician
1 Neighbor-dom? Neighbor-ness? you get the picture...
2 of rage
3 Angry housefraus who think that they're desperate housewives. oh God, gimme a fucking break. for fuck's sake, turn off the TV and try your hand at responsible child-rearing. Be a parent and not your child's friend, you retarded hippie. You're the reason we should have mandatory sterilization.
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