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Was brought to my attention [update date="20051023" time="0224" reason="Tio J is a forgetful tard"]by sometime-Citizen SHoPper 'Trose[/update] that there's a new sticker making the rounds. I took the liberty of finding it as well as its variation.

Leftist Degenerate Stickers targeted for SHoP Liberation

Please take note, shitasslicker degenerate visitor, that "its" = "possessive of it" and "it's" = "it is". Any further questions, head here for clarification. And then Get Bent.

OK back to the Jihad at hand.

My last attempt at Jihad can be found at the recap link above. I retracted it. As it wasn't entirely clear that it was tongue-in-cheek. That's a lot of vandalism for one Citizen SHoPper. But this time, I'm serious-- and it's just a little Sticker Liberation.

I'm putting a bounty out on these stickers. A liberated sticker above can be redeemed with your Tio Jaime for a new SHoP sticker! Once the first six are liberated, each three liberated stickers (mix-and-match kids!) can be redeemed for the reward.

And one more sticker for now, this is just plain stupid. Even the staunchest of Democruds knows that the America-hating anti-Imperialist crowd sides on the Left. Pull your degenerate heads out of your asses and gimme a break already...

Bridge to the 21st Century my ass.
Why do these degenerates make less and less sense the longer we let them speak?

Retards. When was the last time you saw an American flag burned at a conservative gathering?

One of these stickers too, SHoPpers. And shit, check out the "Great Vengeance and Furious Anger" segment we ran here a while back. Redeem any liberated sticker seen on the SHoP for a nice, new SHoP one!

I'm not providing links to the websites where you can buy these stickers. Fuck no. If you're curious, go blingo these loser slogans later. We're not gonna help you buy these pieces of shit. With luck, we can start selling recycyled stickers soon here on the SHoP.

We got your Blog of Rage right here, you degenerates... [grabs crotch, shakes]

Citizen SHoPpers? Get Some!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith