PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
The Week Ahead with Tio Jaime
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00 PM AND 2:00 AM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Was only gonna post a funny exchange between myself and Trosama min Asi tonight about one of the girls at the Zoo...
| Not AIM chat. Actual real-life conversation from tonight! |
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| Tio Jaime: Was Ivy always that ugly, or did she get uglier? Trosama min Asi: She was always that ugly, you just started drinking less. |
...but then I found all the Firefox windows open to the Rosa Parks articles I was reading before dinner on account of this story...
Hundreds line up at church to view Rosa Parks
And now they're gonna let her lie in state at the Capitol Rotunda. Oh that's just fucking wonderful.
SHE. DIDN'T. FUCKING. DO. ANYTHING.
Do your homework. She wasn't the only black woman in these our wonderful United States who refused to give up her precious seat on a shitty bus to whitey. But holy shit, somehow she's a pio-fucking-neer. You want a real black hero? We got one sitting in our Supreme Court. But shit, he's an Uncle Tom, he's a house n!gg3r. Right? He wasn't keeping it real, right? He talks white and he dresses white and he probably even walks white too, huh. Yeah he'd make a terrible fucking role model for those 2/3 of black children born out of wedlock, wouldn't he? You shouldn't encourage your children to get law degrees and become lawyers and judges when holy fuck he needs to work on his jump shot so he can get a basketball scholarship and GTFO of the ghetto and go to the NBA.
Yeah screw that Clarence Thomas guy. The real issue is that the white man is making NBA players not dress like a bunch of street thugs. [whiny_bitch_democrat] That's racism! [/whiny_bitch_democrat]
Don't mind me, Citizen SHoPpers. I'm drunk, I'm pissed off, and I just wanna use my shotgun liberally on some Covenant and Flood on my xB0x0r.
Although I seem to be strangely lucid and politically erect whenever I drink and post. I'm too lazy to find the post, but I think it's one of SixH's weekend posts in october where I commented some pretty intelligent stuff whilst drunky-drunky. Maybe another SHoP Overlord will try to find it. Shouldn't be too hard. Try the posts in the dashboard that don't say Tio Jaime.
Anyway, yeah... Rosa Parks? Letting her lie in state at the same place where President Reagan laid in state is like giving JFK Jr. a military burial at sea. Except without the abuse of our naval resources by a bunch of criminal Democruds.
And Ivy? Ooh, very ugly. Nice body, except for the hideous, new fake tits. Check out Ariel instead if you like skinny blondes with good stage shows. At the very least, her new fake tits look good.
Enjoy the remainder of the weekend,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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