This 3amC wasn't live, I don't think, since it was last Thursday 29 September 2005. That and look at the time stamps... Really, who gives an Eff? It was a shitty premiere, had a shitty second episode. Why do I get the feeling I'll be playing Halo a lot more than we all anticipated?
For those of you not in the know, I had a Martha Stewart fixation waaaay back when before this whole prison thing or Apprentice thing. In on the Ground Floor, baby... that's the place to be.
Jihad Jimmy
Secretary of Keepin' It Real
| 3am Criticism of The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, Series Premiere! |
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| You are now in chat room "HurtMeMartha." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:16:08 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:16:20 PM): this is the premiere of The Apprentice, but with Martha Stewart JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:16:25 PM): not with that tool Donald Trump JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:16:32 PM): "the donald" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:16:34 PM): what a loser JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:16:59 PM): it's stupid Little Brains like you who make shitantics and Donald Trump eerily popular JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:17:13 PM): the apprentice: martha stewart JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:19:25 PM): america's first self-made billionaire JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:19:33 PM): and people wonder why i think martha stewart is fucking hot JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:20:13 PM): oops, america's first self-made female billionaire JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:21:21 PM): SHAWN tv newscaster JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:21:45 PM): HOWIE something that i missed JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:21:51 PM): and already i'm fed up w/the se fuckers JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:21:55 PM): these fuckers JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:22:02 PM): BETHANNY some chef or something JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:22:21 PM): Eurythmics "Sweet Dreams" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:22:32 PM): this is gonna suck JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:24:05 PM): ooh alexis stewart JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:24:48 PM): dude, she wasn't that funny. stop the suck-up laugh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:25:27 PM): wow yuk up the drama angle already JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:37 PM): Jim is a dumbfuck JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:45 PM): and these people are annoying JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:51 PM): please to be getting back to the martha JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:35:32 PM): tio jaime can provide you w/grandchildren JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:35:39 PM): and some children too if you'dlike JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:35:44 PM): suck up JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:40:04 PM): gotta log off to fix my DVD dealie... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:40:07 PM): combo drive JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room. |
| You are now in chat room "HurtMeMartha." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:47:16 PM): Ok had to restart since Toast froze up on me and i had a CD stuck in the burner JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:49:17 PM): ooh amy grant has a new show? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:36 PM): OK what a dick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:45 PM): they're all JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:47 PM): whoa shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:50 PM): nice tits JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:51:03 PM): this is retarded JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:52:26 PM): ha ha, tha'ts gonna suck JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:52:52 PM): aww yeah blue and gold JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:54:40 PM): oh they matched their pretty outfits JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:13 PM): oh yes a feast, motherfuckers JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:02:07 PM): and oh yes the conference room JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:02:19 PM): how about you summarily execute them one by one? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:02:34 PM): dumb bitch JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:02:43 PM): and nice cigar you moron JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:03:31 PM): Dawn, bitches! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:03:51 PM): I would like to have lots of sex with dawn JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:04:54 PM): it was a banana JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:04:57 PM): you catty bitches JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:05:01 PM): what a fucking stupid show JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:11:37 PM): i hate these people JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:12:25 PM): ha ha fuck you JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:12:28 PM): you just don't fit in JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:12:31 PM): Goodbye JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:19:35 PM): oh, Ok the show's done... sorry JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:24 PM): well, OK tooling around on Emily, see you next week JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room. |
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