Read this on my yahoo! news headlines...
Pull 20,000 US troops from Iraq in Dec: Kerry
Who are you again? Kerry John? Huh?
Ohhhhh! I remember you now! Damn, I didn't think you were still out and about. Thought after your trial you went to live in Dubai or something. No? Am I thinking of a different guy?
Oh wait. You're the guy who I see on all the stupid bumper stickers everywhere huh. Yeah, that's right. How'd that election turn out for you?
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| United States should pull 20,000 troops from Iraq after parliamentary elections there in December, a leading Senate Democrat said on Wednesday, arguing that it would weaken support for an insurgency fueled by resentment of the U.S. presence. |
Idiot. Do we really need to be present to have them resent us? Once we leave, we'll have left the biggest American footprint of them all. You don't think the terrorists and Saddam-ites will be pissed with all the extra Liberty we left in the desert there? And even if we leave now, and even if the new democracy gets squashed by violent Muslims, will they leave well enough alone? Oh fuck no, they'll be pissed that we went over there and tried to give them things like civilization. They'll want to do things like hijack our planes and fly them into buildings. Again.
Maybe, democruds, if you want things like a 20,000 troop-pullout to be more than a cutesy headline and SHoP fodder, you should consider winning presidential elections. That way you actually could pull troops out of Iraq. Too bad for you. Maybe if your party wasn't so shitty, it'd have garnered more support and managed to defeat a doofus like W.
Sucks to be you.
You still here? Gw'on now! Git! Scram! You stupid democruds can't take a hint, can you?
all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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