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Monday, October 03, 2005

i dunno if Luka was hairy

The most amazing thing about this episode? How LMHBrent and I kept watching despite the episode sucking major butt.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Dual Live 3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy
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TioJaime (9:54:45 PM): hello dere
LMHBrent has entered the chat room.
TioJaime (9:58:51 PM): dude, where's our LMHBrent?
LMHBrent (9:58:59 PM): your LMHBrent is right here
TioJaime (9:59:03 PM): hello dere!
TioJaime (9:59:12 PM): here, I have an mp3 for you...
LMHBrent (9:59:44 PM): you do?
TioJaime (10:00:38 PM): WTF?
TioJaime (10:00:40 PM): i can't send it
LMHBrent (10:00:41 PM): are we ready for grey's anatomy?
TioJaime (10:00:50 PM): oh yes, we should be ready for GA
LMHBrent (10:01:00 PM): not to be confused with Georgia
LMHBrent (10:01:03 PM): or your dog
TioJaime (10:01:06 PM): space needle!
LMHBrent (10:01:08 PM): "previously on grey's anatomy"
LMHBrent (10:01:17 PM): blackt0r 1
LMHBrent (10:01:19 PM): i mean 2
TioJaime (10:01:22 PM): blackt0r 2 and 3
TioJaime (10:01:30 PM): horse-face asian
LMHBrent (10:01:50 PM): so the baby of blackt0r 2 and horseface asian... would htat be black0r 2?
LMHBrent (10:02:03 PM): k0r = korean
TioJaime (10:02:08 PM): oh oh oh
TioJaime (10:02:10 PM): yesh
LMHBrent (10:02:11 PM): why is HFA in the bathtub?
TioJaime (10:02:16 PM): although i think she's chinese in thsi show
TioJaime (10:02:17 PM): HFA
TioJaime (10:02:20 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (10:02:41 PM): oh chinese... then blach!nk
LMHBrent (10:02:46 PM): HFA = fat stupid pregnant girl
LMHBrent (10:03:37 PM): hey the car chirped BEFORE the last door closed
LMHBrent (10:03:41 PM): they messed up
TioJaime (10:03:47 PM): oh yeah huh
TioJaime (10:04:23 PM): aww yeah Wilkerson General
LMHBrent (10:04:33 PM): where is that?
TioJaime (10:04:36 PM): there's no airport nearby the spaceneedle
TioJaime (10:04:49 PM): oh, i was kidding, i've never even heard of wilkerson
LMHBrent (10:04:53 PM): oh hehehe
LMHBrent (10:05:01 PM): maybe even a regional airport?
LMHBrent (10:05:04 PM): municipal?
TioJaime (10:05:08 PM): and really the only airfield near the space needle is Lake Union where seaplanes land
LMHBrent (10:05:09 PM): go bkact0r1
LMHBrent (10:05:13 PM): oh yeah
TioJaime (10:05:21 PM): oh sorry blackt0r2 and now blackt0r 1
TioJaime (10:05:26 PM): fuck you know what we need?
LMHBrent (10:05:29 PM): just go omalley
LMHBrent (10:05:34 PM): what do we need?
LMHBrent (10:05:36 PM): a little bit of tequila?
LMHBrent (10:05:37 PM): heh
LMHBrent (10:05:45 PM): flatline
LMHBrent (10:05:58 PM): hahaha
TioJaime (10:06:14 PM): we need a ombudsman for the blackt0r sightings
LMHBrent (10:06:21 PM): oh good call
TioJaime (10:06:27 PM): an omblackt0rsman
TioJaime (10:06:33 PM): just soembody to say
TioJaime (10:06:54 PM): "blackt0r 1" or "blackt0r xx" for whatever blackt0r is on screen
LMHBrent (10:07:14 PM): yeha i like that
LMHBrent (10:07:27 PM): who can we get to do that, though?
LMHBrent (10:07:30 PM): kapt kunt?
TioJaime (10:07:30 PM): oh yay!
TioJaime (10:07:32 PM): stupid intro!
LMHBrent (10:07:40 PM): yeah
LMHBrent (10:07:51 PM): it's getting dumber
LMHBrent (10:07:56 PM): yeah red shoes sexy
LMHBrent (10:08:05 PM): nano!
TioJaime (10:08:07 PM): ooh nano!
LMHBrent (10:08:18 PM): i finally saw my first one in real life
LMHBrent (10:08:21 PM): behind glass at walmart
LMHBrent (10:08:23 PM): haha
TioJaime (10:08:39 PM):
TioJaime (10:09:49 PM): oh fuck, remind me to change that url
LMHBrent (10:09:56 PM): hehe ok
TioJaime (10:10:24 PM): Dude, you're the President's son!
LMHBrent (10:10:31 PM): yay geena davis! yay
LMHBrent (10:10:35 PM): ugh
TioJaime (10:10:35 PM): did you watch that?
TioJaime (10:10:36 PM): back
LMHBrent (10:10:39 PM): nope
TioJaime (10:10:46 PM): blackt0r 3
TioJaime (10:10:47 PM): !
TioJaime (10:10:57 PM): mrs. blackt0r 3?
TioJaime (10:11:01 PM): mr. man?
LMHBrent (10:11:16 PM): yesh mr black man
LMHBrent (10:11:21 PM): oooh "you called mine"
TioJaime (10:11:31 PM): she's drinking Seattle's Best
TioJaime (10:11:39 PM): but they blacked out some letters
LMHBrent (10:11:46 PM): that's pretty tricky
LMHBrent (10:11:48 PM): nice
TioJaime (10:11:50 PM): oh, Petros is in Seattle right now
TioJaime (10:11:55 PM): connecting flight up to vancouver
LMHBrent (10:11:58 PM): so it said STL's BST?
TioJaime (10:11:59 PM): he called me from teh airport
LMHBrent (10:11:59 PM): hehe
LMHBrent (10:12:03 PM): oh really?
LMHBrent (10:12:07 PM): how long is he going to be there?
LMHBrent (10:12:31 PM): what is this cutting back and forth?
LMHBrent (10:12:36 PM): some sort of "cooL" effect?
TioJaime (10:12:49 PM): something stupid like that
LMHBrent (10:12:56 PM): yeah
LMHBrent (10:12:58 PM): there u go
LMHBrent (10:13:08 PM): dum dum dummmmm dramatic effect
TioJaime (10:13:50 PM): she wasn't listening
TioJaime (10:13:54 PM): and she fell down the stairs
LMHBrent (10:14:18 PM): "my name is luka... i live on the second floor"
TioJaime (10:14:26 PM): blackt0r 1
TioJaime (10:14:29 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (10:14:31 PM): wtf is blackt0r 1 trying to teach omalley?
TioJaime (10:14:32 PM): LMHLuka
LMHBrent (10:14:35 PM): HAHAA
LMHBrent (10:14:40 PM): i dunno if Luka was hairy
LMHBrent (10:14:43 PM): or lickable
LMHBrent (10:14:51 PM): yes she does have beautiful features
TioJaime (10:15:06 PM): i had my back waxed on fri-dee
LMHBrent (10:15:11 PM): nice!
TioJaime (10:15:18 PM): he stuck a Bethany's Whisper up his poo-hole
LMHBrent (10:15:20 PM): does it grow back thicker after you shave it?
TioJaime (10:15:26 PM): wax, not shave
LMHBrent (10:15:31 PM): i was going to say... let her lick his anus to test which drugs
LMHBrent (10:15:39 PM): oh well does it sgro back thicker after you wax it?
TioJaime (10:15:50 PM): OK and now since you said that? tha'ts gonna be the post title
TioJaime (10:15:55 PM): no, it shouldn't
LMHBrent (10:15:57 PM): awesome! i made title
LMHBrent (10:16:02 PM): did you lick it?
LMHBrent (10:16:07 PM): she didn't lick it
TioJaime (10:16:24 PM): no, she didn't necessarily not lick it
LMHBrent (10:16:27 PM): they're condoms
LMHBrent (10:16:30 PM): oh nevermind
LMHBrent (10:16:35 PM): wtf
LMHBrent (10:16:43 PM): what's a judy?
TioJaime (10:16:46 PM): WTF?
LMHBrent (10:16:47 PM): oh baby
LMHBrent (10:16:48 PM): nice
LMHBrent (10:16:57 PM): suh-weet!
LMHBrent (10:17:04 PM): that's kinda disturbing
TioJaime (10:17:17 PM): Ok so far, 17 minutes into the show and NOTHING interesting
LMHBrent (10:17:58 PM): can i go to sleep now?
LMHBrent (10:18:03 PM): ooh wallace and grommit!
LMHBrent (10:18:09 PM): gromit
LMHBrent (10:18:13 PM): "i like cheese"
TioJaime (10:19:23 PM): i wanna play Halo
LMHBrent (10:19:28 PM): me too
TioJaime (10:19:35 PM): you have Xbox live yet?
LMHBrent (10:19:47 PM): did i tell you i played halo last night from 5:30 pm until 3 am?
LMHBrent (10:19:54 PM): how about SOGGY JUDY?!
LMHBrent (10:20:02 PM): wouldn't that make the head go down his GI tract faster?
TioJaime (10:20:17 PM): here's the link i'll use in the [img] tag above
LMHBrent (10:20:39 PM): blacktor 3
LMHBrent (10:20:42 PM): i mean 2
LMHBrent (10:20:45 PM): carp i forgot already
LMHBrent (10:20:46 PM): 2
LMHBrent (10:21:03 PM): yes don't forget that he's chief blackt0r 2
LMHBrent (10:21:44 PM): oh is that how he got syphilis?
TioJaime (10:21:49 PM): yeah
LMHBrent (10:21:51 PM): i c
LMHBrent (10:21:53 PM): yeah you NURSE
TioJaime (10:21:54 PM): did you miss that episode?
LMHBrent (10:21:59 PM): yeah i guess id id
LMHBrent (10:22:07 PM): i was wondering why he was fighting alex
LMHBrent (10:23:16 PM): yeah pretty boring this episode is
LMHBrent (10:24:42 PM): ooh ethical dilemma
LMHBrent (10:25:20 PM): ooh the look from blackt0r2
TioJaime (10:25:42 PM): yeah these dramatic looks are getting annoying
TioJaime (10:26:03 PM): HFA
LMHBrent (10:26:05 PM): HFA doesn't lo
LMHBrent (10:26:06 PM): haha
LMHBrent (10:26:09 PM): doesn't look too good
TioJaime (10:26:21 PM):
TioJaime (10:28:07 PM): oh man, the pic i wanted to use...
TioJaime (10:28:21 PM): http://www.blingo.com/images?q=sandra+oh&x=0&y=0
TioJaime (10:28:30 PM): second row, all the way to the right
LMHBrent (10:28:56 PM): glasses?
TioJaime (10:29:04 PM): yeah
TioJaime (10:29:06 PM): HFA
LMHBrent (10:29:23 PM): did you ever get the movie tickets/
LMHBrent (10:29:30 PM): from blingo?
TioJaime (10:29:31 PM): oh yeah
LMHBrent (10:29:34 PM): suhweet
TioJaime (10:29:35 PM): haven't used em yet
LMHBrent (10:29:56 PM): yay mcdonalds coffee
LMHBrent (10:30:05 PM): so it can be spilled on a LIbEralS lap
LMHBrent (10:30:41 PM): blackt0r3's wife
LMHBrent (10:30:44 PM): yay
LMHBrent (10:30:54 PM): two blacks in a scene woo hoo seattle this is
LMHBrent (10:31:35 PM): pr3st0n
TioJaime (10:31:47 PM): raining in seattle
LMHBrent (10:31:53 PM): go figure
LMHBrent (10:32:08 PM): it could be winter.. it could be summer!
LMHBrent (10:32:10 PM): yay for rain
LMHBrent (10:33:14 PM): blackt0r 1 with ind!@n doctor
LMHBrent (10:33:22 PM): towelhead?
LMHBrent (10:33:44 PM): m3r3d!+#
LMHBrent (10:34:01 PM): dude they are not supoposed to play god
LMHBrent (10:34:10 PM): just let the guy do the blood transfusion
LMHBrent (10:34:21 PM): and let the legal department deal with the domestic abuse
TioJaime (10:35:01 PM): isn't it a whole liver transplant
LMHBrent (10:35:09 PM): oh is it?
LMHBrent (10:35:13 PM): i missed that
TioJaime (10:35:29 PM): HFA
LMHBrent (10:35:33 PM): angry women
TioJaime (10:35:34 PM): this episode sucks
LMHBrent (10:35:43 PM): it sucks AND BLOWS
LMHBrent (10:35:44 PM): hehe
TioJaime (10:36:00 PM): a mexi-nurse
LMHBrent (10:36:07 PM): blackt0r 4??!?
TioJaime (10:36:08 PM): but no filipina nurses yet?
LMHBrent (10:36:11 PM): yeah wtf
TioJaime (10:36:12 PM): this is so fucking fake
LMHBrent (10:36:19 PM): "you bumped me for a bowel obstruction?'
LMHBrent (10:36:41 PM): sick
LMHBrent (10:37:03 PM): they're not doing very well with taking care of the GI tract
LMHBrent (10:37:48 PM): hahahaha
LMHBrent (10:38:17 PM): portland!
LMHBrent (10:39:20 PM): ugh
LMHBrent (10:39:25 PM): i'm seriously hating this episode
TioJaime (10:39:28 PM): this episode su-diddly-ucks
TioJaime (10:39:45 PM): fuck i coulda been playing Halo
LMHBrent (10:39:51 PM): i don't have xbox live
LMHBrent (10:39:57 PM): although i ahve my cousin's account
LMHBrent (10:39:58 PM): i could use it
LMHBrent (10:40:05 PM): but i'm too lazy to connect it to the internet
LMHBrent (10:40:18 PM): hey are you going to get an xbox360 next month?
TioJaime (10:40:44 PM): nope
LMHBrent (10:40:55 PM): i'm trying to convince my friend to buy it
LMHBrent (10:41:00 PM): so that he can bring it to my house and we can play it hehehe
TioJaime (10:41:03 PM): i have all i want w/halo, halo 2, ncaa 06 and mvp 05
LMHBrent (10:41:11 PM): oh yesh
LMHBrent (10:41:27 PM): will they still keep making xbox original games after xbox 360 is out?
LMHBrent (10:44:06 PM): yay sappy music
LMHBrent (10:45:05 PM): HFA = liberal?
TioJaime (10:45:15 PM): not sure
LMHBrent (10:46:47 PM): wtf is with all the fucking looks?!
LMHBrent (10:47:02 PM): ther eyou go NOT MY CALL
LMHBrent (10:47:26 PM): wet seattle road
LMHBrent (10:48:30 PM): so he would donate his whole liver?
TioJaime (10:48:35 PM): this part is the best part of the episode, but this part still sucks ass
TioJaime (10:48:39 PM): what a shitty episode
TioJaime (10:49:06 PM): dr. izzy's hair looks dirty and unwashed
LMHBrent (10:49:09 PM): that's not the sound that a fist makes on a wheelchair arm
LMHBrent (10:49:35 PM): GOD THIS IS FUCKING ANOYING
TioJaime (10:49:38 PM): ANNOYING
LMHBrent (10:49:41 PM): SHTI
LMHBrent (10:49:53 PM): fucking finally
LMHBrent (10:49:54 PM): god
TioJaime (10:50:25 PM): seattle white trash
LMHBrent (10:50:25 PM): big man talk from a little kid
LMHBrent (10:50:31 PM): yeah exactly
TioJaime (10:52:05 PM): "i designed a vaccuum cleaner that always sucks"
LMHBrent (10:52:12 PM): hahah
LMHBrent (10:52:32 PM): that's almost as bad as the "nova" car
LMHBrent (10:52:59 PM): does blackt0r 2 know she's pregnant yet?
TioJaime (10:53:01 PM): oh yay, and now they're talking after an entire two episodes of dancing around
TioJaime (10:53:09 PM): what a stupid shit of a plot twist
LMHBrent (10:54:10 PM): does omalley still have a thing for meredith?
TioJaime (10:54:14 PM): yeah
LMHBrent (10:54:40 PM): ah i see
LMHBrent (10:54:46 PM): i get it now
LMHBrent (10:55:04 PM): oooh ouch
LMHBrent (10:55:10 PM): guess that's what she needed to hear
LMHBrent (10:55:15 PM): what, no sappy music?
LMHBrent (10:55:19 PM): oh there it is
LMHBrent (10:55:21 PM): just delayed
LMHBrent (10:57:05 PM): "can i eat you?"
LMHBrent (10:57:10 PM): "eat your head?"
LMHBrent (10:57:23 PM): he jax0rs while he eats them
LMHBrent (10:58:06 PM): okay enough of this soggy episode
LMHBrent (10:59:05 PM): the "living out" poster said January 7-21 or something like that
LMHBrent (10:59:08 PM): Jan
LMHBrent (10:59:20 PM): okay dude
LMHBrent (10:59:26 PM): next sunday
LMHBrent (10:59:51 PM): yay next episode
TioJaime (11:00:06 PM): that episode sucked
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LMHBrent (11:00:52 PM): like the dyson vacuum
LMHBrent (11:01:00 PM): dyson = GA episode
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