PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Ok this show fucking sucks, this doesn't even deserve SHoP billing.
i hope your kids murder you with shotguns when they come to grips with how assholey you made them
and maybe the little gaghan fucker will die
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 12:00 AM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Got home a little after 10pm, had dinner, and 3amC-ed tonight's episode. what a pukefest.
And now i'm watching a shitty Six Flags commercial.
Well, here's tonight's episode. And if you're curious to see if you won some money... she felt sick and had to bug out. She flaked.
But we're on for Thursday... i'm gonna place the Greta-Flake money line at -1600. Greta-No-Flake at +1500.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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| You are now in chat room "BurnInHellGaghans." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:15:17 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:15:52 PM): lemme rewind the tape, get myself a drink, and we'll 3amC tonight's Amazing Race, shitty family edition JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:16:07 PM): perhaps SHoPpers in hawaii can glean from this? 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JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:22 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHAN JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:32:55 PM): was gonna try to limit it to a "burn in hell gaghan" but we'll go back to the FUCK YOU GAGHANS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:34:18 PM): go to the Southern Colonel in Hattiesburg, MS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:35:10 PM): widow weaver in the museum JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:35:35 PM): commercial and back JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:17 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:23 PM): i hate that fucking retard family JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:38:08 PM): what's wrong with you stupid white people? IT'S COLONEL, NOT COLONIAL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:38:13 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:38:21 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHAN JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:38:24 PM): YOU LITTLE SHIT JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:38:39 PM): no shit your legs aren't sore, you're fucking worthless JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:39:59 PM): should've torn the page out of the yellow pages JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:43:03 PM): maybe you should discipline your little cunt of a daughter JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:43:31 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:43:37 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:44:02 PM): nice job all of you dumbasses, you just let the paolos back in the game JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:45:13 PM): did i mention how wonderful this show is JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:45:38 PM): and the high-esteem i hold this shitty family version in? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:45 PM): worthless stupid people JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:49:02 PM): drive to richland mississippi? and go to a BP JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:49:27 PM): nice job stupid weavers JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:49:30 PM): and FUCK YOU GAGHANS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:06 PM): drive 151 miles to the pelican state JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:09 PM): fairview? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:48 PM): WTF? paolos in 3rd JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:51:12 PM): shut up you stupid tard JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:51:34 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:51:42 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:51:44 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:52:10 PM): how is it that only that team had to get gas? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:52:28 PM): oh i guess they didn't get new trucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:52:35 PM): g-cunt needs validation JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:06 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. 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