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Thursday, October 06, 2005

god what a butterface & lizzy caplan is hot when she's not skanky & man i wanna play halo right now

Enough 3am Criticizing. I'm gonna shower and play Halo.

all my love,
Tio J

Wednesday Night Live 3amC Triple-header of E-Ring, Related, and OVER * THERE
You are now in chat room "NBCcanEatMe."
TioJ has entered the chat room.

TioJ (8:00:37 PM): hello dere
TioJ (8:00:53 PM): Ok so contrary to tv.yahoo.com, E-Ring is first, then martha stewart
TioJ (8:01:07 PM): watching E-Ring righ tnow, gonna work out as well...
TioJ (8:01:37 PM): i'll be here
TioJ (8:15:19 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORISTS!
TioJ (8:18:19 PM): la la la, gotta go into iran to rescue benjamin bratt
TioJ (8:21:10 PM): FUCK YOU SIX FLAGS RETARD
TioJ (8:21:54 PM): YEHA KILL THAT FUCKING GOAT BITCH
TioJ (8:21:57 PM): oh no goat
TioJ (8:22:31 PM): whoa hi butterface
TioJ (8:24:12 PM): fuck you terrorist... we should invade your shit
TioJ (8:30:30 PM): he put maggots in his would, Gladiator-style
TioJ (8:37:10 PM): that's the stupidest reason
TioJ (8:37:29 PM): this is why you don't let politicians wage war
TioJ (8:37:50 PM): YOU FUCKIN' TERRORIST
TioJ (8:38:08 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORISTS
TioJ (8:38:28 PM): LOL FUCK YOU TERRORIST KID
TioJ (8:42:30 PM): that's horseshit
TioJ (8:42:34 PM): Yes on 74 then
TioJ (8:42:46 PM): probably dicks the teachers' union
TioJ (8:42:52 PM): that's why they don't like it
TioJ (8:42:53 PM): fuck 'em
TioJ (8:43:00 PM): OK i'm back
TioJ (8:43:12 PM): butterface
TioJ (8:43:42 PM): oh, and change of plan... i'll watch the premiere of the WB's Related
TioJ (8:43:48 PM): will tape Marthat Stewart
TioJ (8:45:07 PM): yeah fuck persian blood
TioJ (8:45:42 PM): WTF, yo
TioJ (8:45:44 PM): he has to sign forms
TioJ (8:46:16 PM): ooh yeah hi grumpy marine
TioJ (8:46:44 PM): aww yeah black woman in the marines
TioJ (8:48:38 PM): yeah bitch
TioJ (8:48:42 PM): don't fuck w/the marine chick
TioJ (8:50:17 PM): gotta pee
TioJ (8:50:19 PM): brb
TioJ (8:53:48 PM): god what a butterface
TioJ (8:54:30 PM): he didn't fire at the first FUCK YOU TERORIST
TioJ (8:54:33 PM): TERRORIST
TioJ (8:54:44 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJ (8:54:54 PM): oh shit
TioJ (8:55:42 PM): and onelast FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJ (8:56:07 PM): heh never good with maps
TioJ (8:57:05 PM): she didn't mention "cunt" as one of the no-no words
TioJ (8:57:41 PM): yeah because
TioJ (8:57:53 PM): yeah because Bibles are like lucky charms, right?
TioJ (8:58:21 PM): yeah but it was killing TEERRORISTS so God is OK w/that...
TioJ (8:59:39 PM): next wednesday e-ring at its new time
TioJ (8:59:52 PM): "the most intense e-ring yet"
TioJ (8:59:55 PM): i would hope so
TioJ (8:59:59 PM):
TioJ (9:00:13 PM): Premiere Night on the WB continues
TioJ (9:01:13 PM): her job is shallow? is she a stripper or something?
TioJ (9:01:38 PM): daddy's girlfriend
TioJ (9:02:33 PM): wait, i thought that chick was his GF?
TioJ (9:02:47 PM): turn the fucking music off already
TioJ (9:03:40 PM): Jennifer Esposity
TioJ (9:03:45 PM): Kiele Sanchez
TioJ (9:03:47 PM): Lizzy Caplan
TioJ (9:03:55 PM): Laura Breck-insomething
TioJ (9:04:05 PM): ooh it's the lesbian chick from Mean Girls!
TioJ (9:04:59 PM): incidentally was reading an old SHoP post which references Rachel McAdams
TioJ (9:05:24 PM): i wonder if this is gonna suck more than Martha Stewart would've
TioJ (9:05:55 PM): i want lizzy caplan to molest me
TioJ (9:06:17 PM): phone chain
TioJ (9:06:55 PM): that was kind of annoying
TioJ (9:08:58 PM): LOL
TioJ (9:09:03 PM): that sanchez chick is kinda cute
TioJ (9:09:58 PM): i'm heating up dinner
TioJ (9:12:50 PM): annoying
TioJ (9:12:54 PM): i'm gonna wash some dishes too...
TioJ (9:13:41 PM): i wanna spank lizzy caplan
TioJ (9:20:02 PM): i wanna touch lizzy caplan's crotch
TioJ (9:22:54 PM): wow so the future waitresses of NYC take radical theater at NYU?
TioJ (9:22:56 PM): wonderful
TioJ (9:23:40 PM): that's bob?
TioJ (9:23:51 PM): oh that's bob
TioJ (9:23:56 PM): oh whatever
TioJ (9:23:59 PM): like i fucking care
TioJ (9:32:08 PM): ooh i wanna lick lizzy caplan's boobs
TioJ (9:38:42 PM): FUCK YOU MASTERCARD
TioJ (9:38:50 PM): i hate those fucking priceless commercials
TioJ (9:39:10 PM): and i kinda wanna fuck sara gilbert too
TioJ (9:43:33 PM): what a stupid show
TioJ (9:43:53 PM): if it wasn't for the cleavage and the fact that I was taping martha stewart, i would've been halo-ing
TioJ (9:49:50 PM): i wanna dye my hair blue for Big Game week
TioJ (9:59:50 PM): lizzy caplan is hot when she's not skanky
TioJ (9:59:52 PM): behold the v-chip!
TioJ (10:00:13 PM): TV MA LSV
TioJ (10:00:22 PM): perhaps some naked nicki aycox
TioJ (10:00:43 PM): is this the season finale?
TioJ (10:02:39 PM): that long of a recap should mean a season finale
TioJ (10:02:55 PM): ahh, no there are two more episodes in this season
TioJ (10:06:23 PM): you stupid cunt, use your goddam head
TioJ (10:06:54 PM): well duh it was a chessboard
TioJ (10:07:01 PM): that was a goddam chess clock
TioJ (10:07:14 PM): OVER * THERE
TioJ (10:10:26 PM): fuckin' french
TioJ (10:10:51 PM): ooh hot chick
TioJ (10:10:57 PM): makin' kool-aid
TioJ (10:11:58 PM): i like her boobies
TioJ (10:16:48 PM): fuck the blue man group
TioJ (10:24:24 PM): you should beat down that little kid
TioJ (10:24:30 PM): lest he terrorize your asses
TioJ (10:27:40 PM): shit
TioJ (10:27:44 PM): goddam terrorists
TioJ (10:35:53 PM): Ok so the kid died
TioJ (10:35:54 PM): BFD
TioJ (10:46:18 PM): damn that french chick is ugly
TioJ (10:50:48 PM): ha ha FUCK YOU DIM
TioJ (10:51:12 PM): wow there was more romolo in this episode than there was doublewide
TioJ (10:51:16 PM): and where was the nudity?
TioJ (10:51:53 PM): AND SHUT OFF THE FUCKING CELLO MUSIC ALREADY
TioJ (10:53:22 PM): man i wanna play halo right now
TioJ (10:53:57 PM): shitty theme song at last
TioJ (10:54:06 PM): never before have i been so excited to hear it
TioJ (10:54:14 PM): because now this shitty episode is done
TioJ (10:55:08 PM): LOL
TioJ (10:55:14 PM): croissant
TioJ (10:55:18 PM): aww yeah bitch
TioJ (10:55:22 PM): oh man she's ugly
TioJ (10:56:06 PM): OVER * THERE
TioJ (10:56:19 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from the all new episode of O * T
TioJ (10:58:25 PM): in two weeks
TioJ (10:58:50 PM): TV's most controversial series
TioJ (10:59:00 PM): huh?
TioJ (10:59:05 PM): thought there were two episodes
TioJ (10:59:20 PM): whatever the fuck ever
TioJ has left the chat room.