PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Ok this show fucking sucks, this doesn't even deserve SHoP billing.
i hope your kids murder you with shotguns when they come to grips with how assholey you made them
and maybe the little gaghan fucker will die
no shit your legs aren't sore, you're fucking worthless
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00 PM AND 10:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Had a little trouble with AIM in the beginning, looks like i tried to send too much too fast. Not that I remember having this trouble before. In any case, Citizen SHoPper, please to be leaving your kids at home no matter where you go.
That is all.
Jihad Jimmy, Mininster of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race: Retarded Family Edition New Orleans to Panama City |
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| You are now in chat room "TARSucksWorseThanAIM." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:59:20 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:59:37 PM): that's the name you'll allow for the chat room? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:59:46 PM): new amazing race retard family edition JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:00:27 PM): blah blah blah New Orleans JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:00:34 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:01:08 PM): i hated that Schroeder cunt JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:01:25 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:01:48 PM): no fucking crying JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:01:53 PM): THE AMAZING RACE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:01:56 PM): A MAZE ING JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:01:57 PM): AMAZING JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:01:59 PM): A MAZE ING JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:02:00 PM): AMAZING JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:02:02 PM): A MAZE ING JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:02:03 PM): AMAZING JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:02:05 PM): A MAZE ING JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:02:07 PM): .... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:02:40 PM): hey why don't you bite me? 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