PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
ooh hi senior airman hot chick & "i'm putting you in for a bronze star anyway, you dumbass"
so they hired prostitutes? & his GF has nice jugs, but is kind of a butterface & i just can't wait until they kill the terrorist
god what a butterface & lizzy caplan is hot when she's not skanky & man i wanna play halo right now
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 PM AND 9:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
This episode was not the best episode of E-Ring I've ever seen.
all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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| You are now in chat room "HaloTimeEmmEffers." JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:35:28 PM): OK i can get about 24 mins of Halo in before E•Ring JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:35:34 PM): hello dere... sorry JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:18 PM): JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:34 PM): blah blah blah mission must be planned and aproved by the e-ring la la la JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:06 PM): Burundi, Africa JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:03:34 PM): something about genocide and shit... la la la JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:05:53 PM): oh look it's the race card! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:06:45 PM): OK time to poo JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:14:15 PM): great i got back just in time for the Butterface JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:18:35 PM): hmm, part of Tio Jaime is saying "yeah, whatever" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:18:55 PM): and that's a stupid Staples commercial JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:19:05 PM): they rhyming made no sense JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:19:55 PM): ooh, iTunes 6 lets you watch music videos, but you need 10.3.9 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:19:58 PM): fuck that JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:20:15 PM): and i am officially moving iTunes to the inactive updates side... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:20:54 PM): and i almost installed the QuickTime 6.5.3 update... would've required a restart JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:23:58 PM): fuck you "Message is too long or too coplex" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:24:33 PM): stupid caltrans JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:25:15 PM): pierce you stupid cunt JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:31:39 PM): ha ha needed to learn the hard way JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:32:20 PM): benjamin bratt is polish? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:33:00 PM): they noticed that they were missing a crate of machetes? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:33:09 PM): and i guess tyznewski is polish JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:36:02 PM): wow more donald trump hsit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:37:16 PM): goddamit what a butterface JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:38:10 PM): BUTTERFACE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:43:03 PM): whoa benjamin bratt went to Lowell High in san francisco JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:49:55 PM): "those people" la la la JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:52:03 PM): did they sign all the forms? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:00:10 PM): thought this was supposed to be the most intense E-ring ever? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:03:48 PM): taping martha stewart, will watch two apprentice episodes this weekend... JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room. |
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