What I liked was the comment given after I got my score:
Uhhh... yeah.
15% scored higher (more nerdy), and
85% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
High-Level Nerd. You are definitely MIT material, apply now!!!
Thursday, March 31, 2005
I had to do this, too.
(PG) Seattle liberals: not the smartest Geoducks in Puyallup
THE FOLLOWING POST HAS BEEN GIVEN A PG RATING DUE TO THE WORD "PANTIES". PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. COCK. BALLS
Found this in the Seattle Times this morning... Picture this over coffee: Speaking ill of "Il Duce"
I just like the part where it says the Seatellites were too stupid for two years to realize that it was Mussolini. And now their panties are in a bunch now that somebody's told them. (I suppose I wouldn't have noticed either. But 1) I don't frequent coffee shops and 2) I wouldn't have complained about it if only to mask my own stupidity and oblivious nature)
Ha ha, they probably loved this place and bragged about the "ambiance" of the cafe and "charm" that the antique pictures on the wall added. Heh...
"Freaked out", eh? Oh wonderful. Lay dollars to win doughnuts that this woman would be the type to get pissed at you for smoking too close to your workplace's front door as she walks past and sticks her nose into other people's business.
There I was yesterday afternoon at Cafe Europa on Capitol Hill in Seattle. It's a funky little corner spot that is being boycotted by some of its neighbors for having a picture of Mussolini on the wall. The framed photo has been there for two years but only drew notice a couple of weeks ago when a woman spotted it during the morning rush and "freaked out" at owner Amy Neely.
In spite of Seattle's disturbing resemblance to San Fran-effing-cisco (Get Bent. I have to keep this clean to keep my PG rating), I still miss her dearly. And not just because of Dick's Drive-In or another place whose mention will likely alter the post rating... You do the math, SHoPpers...all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
(PG) (Eff you, hippies... R) Doubleplus Yay for My New Office. Did I mention Yay? The SHoP weighs in on Terri Schiavo
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Wednesday, March 30, 2005
(R) (aww crap OK NC-17) WSK, porn, boobs, and we're not gay, fer cryin' out loud!
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST HAS BEEN GIVEN AN NC-17 RATING DUE TO SOPHOMORIC, GRATUITOUS, YET MILDLY ENTERTAINING SEXUAL CONTENT. PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
We are mentioned again at Tales of a Witty Sex Kitten. Not sure if we should be concerned or flattered by her singling out the SHoP for porn-related needs.
Perhaps the SHoP just has the most testosteroney feel out of all of her Regulars. (Testos-a-roni, the San Jose treat!)
Alternatively, she could've been referring to us in jest. As 1) my attempt to defile the SHoP was unceremoniously deflected and as such the SHoP is porn-free, and 2) excessive, tongue-in-cheek, self-deprecating references to the sexual orientation of SixHertz and Tio Jaime (myself) have possibly and unwittingly convinced the Kitten that we have a case of the gay.
To quell any fears (or to destroy any homosexual fantasies) you SHoPpers might have about SixH and Tio J,
I decided that a purple bgcolor would be too much.
If I fake it, I don't have it.
Ahem. I like boobs. I'd post some up if i thought SixH'd let me get away w/it. But he won't
Ooh yeah, boobs. I've mentioned before I'm a leg-butt kinda guy, but lately I've taken a renewed interest in boobs. Like right now? I keep thinking about the Young Turk's boobs and Naomi's boobs and now Dylan's boobs (umm, hi dylan) and even that new girl's boobs from sun-dee night. she, like dylan, is pierced.
SixH's friend and I went to Hooters last night for dinner. There were boobs a-plenty! Yay! Although I like the Lynnwood, WA boobs better than the San Francisco boobs. The only nice boobs in San Francisco belonged to some half-asian chick? Her name might've been Sabina... she was somewhat bitchtacular to us the last time we went there, but again, surprising just how much of an argument boobs could've made. i wonder how many rounds I lost in HS speech and debate because my boobs were of the man-boobs variety and not the oh-so-hot variety of underage-yet-nubile teenage-chick boobs.
Have I said too much again? Good thing that you're not the type who would be offended, else my initial caveat should've staved you off. hi dylan!
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
ps- post comes a day late as blogger has been taking a huge shit over the past day. and speaking of taking huge shits, Tio Jaime Nation is at DUMPCON 2
Monday, March 28, 2005
(G) He who lives by the Olfactory Sensitivity shall perish by the Olfactory Sensitivity.
I'm olfactory in nature. "Smell-oriented" for those of you who didn't do as well as this engineer on your SAT verbals.
This is nice at times like when chicks wear things like Candies for Women or J'Adore or that vanilla spray from Walgreens.
But other times, like right now, this heightened sense of smell is not my Jaime-friend right now. My company-issued Nextel, for some reason unbeknownst to me, smells like a homeless person right now. And worse yet, I keep sniffing it in the hopes that it goes away or at least morphs into something plesant, like Naomi's Bulgari perfume.
No such luck.
Although upon further inspection, the "homeless" smell may be better described as "metallic". Which isn't so bad, given the nicer mental image associated with the latter smell.
All my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
(PG-13) Here we go again...
Magnitude 8.2 Quake Off Sumatra Coast
On a related note: Dylan, these are the kinds of earthquakes to be worried about. 3's and 4's on the richter scale? nah, small potatoes here in CA. 5's and up? yeah that's a bit more problematic. For any of you other Bay Aryan transplants: 1989 Loma Prieta ~7 on the Richter scale. 1906 ~8, 8.5 on the scale? big damn earthquake.
all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
ps- wonder if the islamo-dudes will still try to sell the "Allah is pissed at the Christians" bit again. And weird how these huge earthquakes hit the next day after the two major Christian Holidays.
UPDATE: Dozens Reported Dead in Indonesia After Quake
Sunday, March 27, 2005
(G) The Brownest Skies You've Ever Seen in Los Angeles
In LA right now. We went to Santa Monica to see my sister for easter since her HS's spring break didn't coincide w/LMU's spring break. So for the first time in a long time, I'm slated to be in bed before midnight.
Got up early this morning and we're planning on attending a 630am mass before breakfast before checking out and before beginning the Easter Sunday trek back up to NorCal.
Saw Grace (Ret., UE - James) last night. Took Mike to see her in what is a frighteningly similar trend, except this time it was in SoCal. I've really missed her, as has the rest of San Francisco. She has missed the City as well. And also missed her James as well. At one point she called me Jimmy; I called her on this, she asked that I call her Pearl. Heh heh.
So really since my 26th birthday, I've seen her twice, been in LA four times. Batting .500 isn't that bad (oh, i've finally finished the George Will book). I saw her six months after my b-day last Labor Day, and then another six months later-- last night.
If you've worked with her, then I'm sure you remember all the Fernet you brought us. If you started up working after she left, I'm sure you've heard all about her and how your knife puts you in her company. Do you see how she's managed to take an entire post for herself one year and one month minus 1 day after she left the H-club?
Grace, we all miss you dearly and toast to you numerous times throughout the week. Hurry back and come to see us as most of us haven't seen you in what seems like forever.
And as an added bonus, there are people you've never met up to whose expectations you must now live. No pressure, gorgeous. =)
hope all is well and Happy Easter,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
Thursday, March 24, 2005
Southern California Weirdness
TioJ, I'm not sure any other blog visited by a healthy amount of visitors such as this one speaks of bowel movements with the frequency that this one does. I've learned to not share the blog with anyone I know a little too late. As such, I, as well as other people to whom I'm left explaining, am treated to stories of TioJ's trips to the clubs, see 5-page-long 3am-style criticisms of "The Amazing Race", and have learned that my "girl parts name" is Tinkleflower.
It's rare that I speak of my life on my blog. I avoid that for obvious reasons. Was I more anonymous, I could be like the Witty Sex Kitten, detailing all my crazy escapades here in Southern California...not that mine are as interesting, just that I could rant on about the craziness that is my life...at least, the craziness that has been that last several months. And true to my word, I will leave my life happenings as vague as possible...
I'm in a pretty funktacular mood right now, if you couldn't tell. I think it's something that Southern California has done to me. Or perhaps it's only more peculiar to San Diego. I think this is why so many people here end up going crazy, turning liberal, etc...either that, or people here have been corrupted by the California Curse of being completely superficial. I can understand why now. People grow up normally, but then get screwed by their surroundings, ie, other messed up people. People end up having hundreds of friends, with none of them being truly close friends. What kind of friendships are those? They're not. I'm reminded of Sartre's "Huis Clos" quote: "L'enfer. C'est les autres." (Translated: Hell. It's other [people]) But will I submit to that? Hell no! I will not let my life be dictated or changed by these assclowns. Do your worst, you bastards! I'm ready! If hell is other people, I'll build a Soylent Green factory! That's right, dammit!
I need a beer.
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
(PG) Maybe I'm reading into this a bit too much...
So I'm at DUMPCON 2 right now, but will hold off for this quick post. Dude, SixH, your unkymood looks more like a turd than it does a chocolate Kiss. A "drop" if you will, to use the generic term. Heh, drop.
So perhaps I'm the only one who sees that SixH's mood is defecatory in nature. And that's probably because we're primed to go to DUMPCON 1. And on that note, please standby for DUMPCON 1.
RELEASE OF STRATEGIC DUMP COMPLETED. HAVE A NICE DAY.
And now we'll be downgrading to DUMPCON 4. "Why not DUMPCON 5?" you might be asking. Well, Dylan, call it a hunch, but today seems like one of those poop-twice-before-lunch kinda days.
Before I forget, my own unkymood is not so much a reflection on my relative grumpiness as it is my current craps-on-the-brain fixation.
It's one thing to play craps. Another thing to read about craps when you're about a hundred miles from the nearest California Craps table. Yet another thing entirely to blog about what you've read about craps when you're about a hundred miles from the nearest California Craps table. But whoa momma, I think I've managed to trump even that.
I've been tinkering around with my own Pass Line progression. And it's worked so far. I always start up in a cold streak, drop about $50 playing a $5 table (where exactly? see the link above) but then i start to hit a couple of hot streaks, and then lookee here, we hit a 4 or a 10 when I have double and triple odds. Last night before I went to bed i was up about $60. Pretty good for me playing the lightweight table.
But before leaving work last night I managed, on this lame-tastic (see the PG rating above? Learn it. Know it. Live it. Really gotta watch that movie...) Dell from which I blog to you right now I was up about $350 on the same table. This is one of those Standard-Deviation-away-from-the-norm kinda deallies. There's even a bell curve out there somewhere that shows you the distribution of people's winnings/losings when playing an hour of craps. I would've been all the way to the right (heh).
And yes, I'll let you in on the progression, but not right now, as I need to get a buttload of work done. I'll try to get it to you later today. If you need it sooner (and if this is the case, I will have to question your judgment at making the SHoP your one-stop source for news and craps strategy) call me and I'll walk you through it. And if you don't have my number,
And Lay 70 to win 1 that Tio Jaime will not receive a genuine call/e-mail from someone who truly is going to use his craps progression today.
Just a quick check to see that I held fast to the PG rating...
3... 2... 1... over,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
(R) 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, episode 4
Contains adult language. If you're looking for pics of Marisa Miller in Perfect 10, I have those. But not here. Unles you wanna see SixH go ballistic...
Enjoy,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
You are now in chat room “TAR7.”
BloodPfhart has entered the chat room.
BloodPfhart (8:46:36 PM): hello dere!
BloodPfhart (8:51:10 PM): and with 10 mins to finish dinner, i get to watch some shitty NBC crap
BloodPfhart (8:51:27 PM): oh please please please let it be fear factor
BloodPfhart (8:51:32 PM): what the shit is this?
BloodPfhart (8:51:41 PM): huh?
BloodPfhart (8:51:44 PM): wow this isn't funny
BloodPfhart (8:51:57 PM): oh wait, it's scrubs
BloodPfhart (8:52:07 PM): and why is it starting at 8 mins to 9?
BloodPfhart (8:53:01 PM): hey good idea there w/the 43 min W&G
BloodPfhart (8:53:37 PM): OK not so funny
BloodPfhart (8:57:13 PM): OK NCIS is somehow integrated w/the rest of society
BloodPfhart (8:57:20 PM): is this the show w/the cute goth chick?
Poke00210 (9:00:22 PM): hello?
Poke00210 (9:00:49 PM): OK why does iChat say this room is empty when there is definitely a Poke00210 here?
BloodPfhart (9:01:13 PM): ooh, the cute goth chick is on this show...
BloodPfhart (9:01:45 PM): wow, jessica alba looks janky now
BloodPfhart (9:01:55 PM): ha ha the bostard stole a cab
BloodPfhart (9:02:25 PM): OK how long untiil Jihad Jimmy gets mad at the Bostard?
BloodPfhart (9:02:38 PM): A) 0-2 mins after the theme song
BloodPfhart (9:02:44 PM): B) 2-4 mins after the theme song
BloodPfhart (9:02:54 PM): c) 4-6 mins after the theme song
BloodPfhart (9:03:02 PM): d) 6+ mins after the theme song
BloodPfhart (9:03:05 PM): SHIT!
BloodPfhart (9:03:09 PM): A MAZE ING
BloodPfhart (9:03:10 PM): AMAZING
BloodPfhart (9:03:13 PM): A MAZE ING
BloodPfhart (9:03:16 PM): AMAZING
BloodPfhart (9:03:21 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
BloodPfhart (9:03:26 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
BloodPfhart (9:03:30 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
BloodPfhart (9:03:32 PM): A MAZE ING
BloodPfhart (9:03:34 PM): AMAZING
BloodPfhart (9:03:36 PM): A MAZE ING
BloodPfhart (9:03:38 PM): AMAZING
BloodPfhart (9:03:50 PM): BETTING ENDS!!!!!
BloodPfhart (9:05:34 PM): i like that mike kryzewski
BloodPfhart (9:05:36 PM): or however you spell it
BloodPfhart (9:05:51 PM): i like him, yet i don't really care about basket ball this year...
BloodPfhart (9:05:55 PM): i didn't watch a single game
BloodPfhart (9:05:58 PM): watched part of cal/ucla
BloodPfhart (9:06:07 PM): OK it's back
BloodPfhart (9:06:09 PM): this is Mendoza
BloodPfhart (9:06:15 PM): lush farm community in argentina
BloodPfhart (9:06:24 PM): phil is all khakied out
BloodPfhart (9:06:37 PM): FUCK YOU AND ROB'S UNORTHODOX STRATEGY
BloodPfhart (9:06:45 PM): HE'S A COCKMASTER, GET OVER IT
BloodPfhart (9:07:07 PM): OK who had 2-4?
BloodPfhart (9:07:20 PM): team homo first to leave
BloodPfhart (9:07:36 PM): team Shooting Blancks 2nd to leave
BloodPfhart (9:07:45 PM): yeah you dumbass
BloodPfhart (9:07:50 PM): have you never fucking watched this show before?
BloodPfhart (9:08:09 PM): when has a team ever been the first out of an entire country?
BloodPfhart (9:08:22 PM): LA-tards leaving 3rd? 4th?
BloodPfhart (9:08:27 PM): and i think the POW too
BloodPfhart (9:08:39 PM): hey i like how the signs this time around are in the native language
BloodPfhart (9:08:43 PM): You going native on me?
BloodPfhart (9:08:59 PM): dude, aren't you a POW? you didn't have time to learn spanish?
BloodPfhart (9:09:16 PM): please don't interpret this as ingratitude to POWs
BloodPfhart (9:09:22 PM): A road block is a task that only one person can perform
BloodPfhart (9:09:39 PM): must ride horse through barrels, spear ring
BloodPfhart (9:09:47 PM): FAG
BloodPfhart (9:09:50 PM): YAY A PRETTY HELMET
BloodPfhart (9:09:58 PM): BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING TARD
BloodPfhart (9:10:05 PM): UNDAH PRESSHAH
BloodPfhart (9:10:06 PM): FUCK YOU
BloodPfhart (9:10:45 PM): and if team homo has to put down a time which is competitive to genuine argentinian cowboys... how can anybody leave the country?
BloodPfhart (9:11:07 PM): that was a competitive run?
BloodPfhart (9:11:18 PM): heh, she fell
BloodPfhart (9:11:27 PM): LOL can't pick another horse
BloodPfhart (9:11:34 PM): yay do your fag prancing
BloodPfhart (9:11:44 PM): Teams must now drive themsleves 25 miles to Mendoza Airport
BloodPfhart (9:11:52 PM): fly to buenos aires
BloodPfhart (9:12:00 PM): next plane leaves 5 hours later
BloodPfhart (9:12:46 PM): you stupid LA-tards
BloodPfhart (9:12:53 PM): even their nickname is retarded
BloodPfhart (9:13:01 PM): Yeah, the foreigners don't give a fuck
BloodPfhart (9:13:08 PM): OK cool
BloodPfhart (9:13:17 PM): joyce could totally kick useless's ass
BloodPfhart (9:13:21 PM): and joyce beat the fags
BloodPfhart (9:13:22 PM): LOL
BloodPfhart (9:13:32 PM): OK i think i like the Shotting Blancks team
BloodPfhart (9:13:55 PM): in case that confuses you, their claim to fame was being infertile
BloodPfhart (9:14:04 PM): oh, are you lost you stupid fucking bastards?
BloodPfhart (9:14:40 PM): Ok and the years-have-not-been-kind-beauty-queen did it
BloodPfhart (9:14:45 PM): Mendoza airport
BloodPfhart (9:14:56 PM): oh maybe the gay boys can make it out first
BloodPfhart (9:15:00 PM): first and alone
BloodPfhart (9:15:10 PM): LOL
BloodPfhart (9:15:13 PM): he called him "B"
BloodPfhart (9:15:36 PM): ooh, Shooting Blancks made it on the first plane
BloodPfhart (9:15:44 PM): hey, shut up you stupid old tard
BloodPfhart (9:15:52 PM): YOU ARE AND OLD PEOPLE
BloodPfhart (9:16:03 PM): team MILFag in last place
BloodPfhart (9:16:19 PM): right before them is theold people
BloodPfhart (9:16:26 PM): yeah nice job fuckwad
BloodPfhart (9:16:37 PM): good luck BABY
BloodPfhart (9:16:44 PM): OK another reason to hate them
BloodPfhart (9:16:48 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
BloodPfhart (9:16:53 PM): POW on first flight
BloodPfhart (9:17:08 PM): BABY that was easy!
BloodPfhart (9:17:13 PM): you look cute on a horse, BABE
BloodPfhart (9:17:18 PM): FUCK YOU YOU DUMB CUNT
BloodPfhart (9:17:41 PM): did they get on the flight?
BloodPfhart (9:17:45 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
BloodPfhart (9:17:48 PM): NOBODY CARES
BloodPfhart (9:17:57 PM): NOBODY CARES THAT THEY HAD TO DO IT AND YOU DIDN'T
BloodPfhart (9:18:03 PM): YOU ARE A COUPLE OF PIGFUCKERS
BloodPfhart (9:18:13 PM): ok and now the gays are annoying me
BloodPfhart (9:18:21 PM): oswald and danny would've totally kicked their asses
BloodPfhart (9:18:26 PM): FUCK
BloodPfhart (9:18:37 PM): you pigfucking argentinans
BloodPfhart (9:18:47 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
BloodPfhart (9:18:52 PM): AND STOP TALKING OUT OF THE SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH
BloodPfhart (9:19:12 PM): ooh yes, show the happy teams before they see Dumb and Amber
BloodPfhart (9:22:15 PM): oh i wonder what's gonna happen
BloodPfhart (9:22:20 PM): maybe they'll behead them
BloodPfhart (9:22:25 PM): "that's horsecrap!"
BloodPfhart (9:22:44 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
BloodPfhart (9:23:26 PM): i thought fags were tolerant
BloodPfhart (9:23:29 PM): and this one wants to run over clowns
BloodPfhart (9:23:32 PM): LOL
BloodPfhart (9:23:51 PM): heh the old dude is pissed
BloodPfhart (9:24:09 PM): A or B... victoria or deana
BloodPfhart (9:24:17 PM): heh "it's the oldsters"
BloodPfhart (9:24:27 PM): dude, the old dude's horse is kinda small
BloodPfhart (9:24:33 PM): "c'mon old boy"
BloodPfhart (9:24:54 PM): ooh hot argentinian
BloodPfhart (9:24:56 PM): chick
BloodPfhart (9:25:05 PM): hot argentinian chick
BloodPfhart (9:25:14 PM): and now she's crying
BloodPfhart (9:25:17 PM): and he's pissed
BloodPfhart (9:25:30 PM): but not as much of a cocokmaster as COCKMASTER last season
BloodPfhart (9:25:42 PM): "Patrick is weak"
BloodPfhart (9:25:55 PM): OK if you think taking your shirt off will help...
BloodPfhart (9:26:13 PM): oh nice job
BloodPfhart (9:26:21 PM): she had one of the faster times
BloodPfhart (9:26:46 PM): yeah, we kinda had you pegged for a not-the-back-of-the-pack kinda guy
BloodPfhart (9:26:56 PM): and the fag is mad at his MILFfy mom
BloodPfhart (9:27:04 PM): dude, you *are* an embarassing moment
BloodPfhart (9:27:44 PM): WTF
BloodPfhart (9:27:56 PM): how the fuck did they get first out of the airport?
BloodPfhart (9:28:00 PM): what a crock of shit
BloodPfhart (9:28:18 PM): are they trying to get faithful fans to hate the shit out of their favorite show?
BloodPfhart (9:28:38 PM): and why the shirt is there some weird dude in a black trenchcoat?
BloodPfhart (9:28:47 PM): does this signify argentina or something?
BloodPfhart (9:29:08 PM): and he's using english w/a stupid accent so the foreigners can understand him
BloodPfhart (9:29:11 PM): oh get on teh fucking train already
BloodPfhart (9:29:26 PM): OK LA-tards and POW on the train w/Robtard
BloodPfhart (9:29:39 PM): Shooting Blancks and gay boys got the clue
BloodPfhart (9:29:52 PM): oh did they all get on the first train?
BloodPfhart (9:29:53 PM): i guess they did
BloodPfhart (9:29:59 PM): old dudes on the second flight
BloodPfhart (9:30:07 PM): old man on the second flight
BloodPfhart (9:30:15 PM): MILFag on the flight
BloodPfhart (9:30:25 PM): and why did the old chick say "menage a trois?"
BloodPfhart (9:31:06 PM): OK and that AOL commercial makes me hate minorities
BloodPfhart (9:31:50 PM): heh, check out the old SHoP post mentioned here
BloodPfhart (9:32:03 PM): ooh hi michelle from San Francisco, CA
BloodPfhart (9:32:12 PM): why are all you chicks all tore-up and old?
BloodPfhart (9:32:14 PM): oh botox
BloodPfhart (9:32:33 PM): Who among us doesn't loveNASCARbotox?
BloodPfhart (9:34:00 PM): wow and now i don't wanna buy a jetta
BloodPfhart (9:34:08 PM): who the hell is calling me?
BloodPfhart (9:34:08 PM): i ain't answering
BloodPfhart (9:34:45 PM): oh rob's fucktard radar went off
BloodPfhart (9:34:53 PM): oh, rob is like an STD
BloodPfhart (9:34:59 PM): stupid, but true
BloodPfhart (9:35:04 PM): and now the STD is following you
BloodPfhart (9:35:10 PM): hey nice job fagboys
BloodPfhart (9:35:17 PM): yoyu created rob's nickname
BloodPfhart (9:35:33 PM): and just think, how many bloggers out there are now going to call him STD
BloodPfhart (9:35:43 PM): OK shipwreck or island
BloodPfhart (9:35:57 PM): and did you know that a detour is a choice between two tasks? each with its own pros and cons
BloodPfhart (9:35:59 PM): oh yes
BloodPfhart (9:36:20 PM): yes, rafting is so fun
BloodPfhart (9:36:25 PM): shit, gotta go over a bgridge
BloodPfhart (9:36:36 PM): Shooting Blancks and POWs lost
BloodPfhart (9:36:41 PM): and LA-tards too
BloodPfhart (9:36:47 PM): hey BABE
BloodPfhart (9:37:14 PM): did the fagboys go after the shipwreck?
BloodPfhart (9:37:23 PM): island, says team POW
BloodPfhart (9:37:32 PM): yeah they beat you out big fucking deal
BloodPfhart (9:37:56 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
BloodPfhart (9:38:03 PM): YOU AND YOUR RETARD HOLY CANOLLI
BloodPfhart (9:38:10 PM): queer
BloodPfhart (9:38:28 PM): shut up you fucker
BloodPfhart (9:38:38 PM): 35 miles by taxi to La Martina
BloodPfhart (9:38:57 PM): heh
BloodPfhart (9:39:08 PM): the fagboys motor is fallign off
BloodPfhart (9:39:12 PM): and i think they're dead in the water
BloodPfhart (9:39:22 PM): needle in a haystack?
BloodPfhart (9:39:25 PM): it's a big damn boat
BloodPfhart (9:39:33 PM): the LA-fuckers found it
BloodPfhart (9:39:48 PM): SHUT UP
BloodPfhart (9:39:55 PM): nothing better thana red sox hat
BloodPfhart (9:40:11 PM): well i'd have to say there is... running you over with a big fucking truck for example
BloodPfhart (9:40:23 PM): that sucks
BloodPfhart (9:40:28 PM): thanks phil!
BloodPfhart (9:41:06 PM): joyce is kinda excitable
BloodPfhart (9:41:12 PM): there's a fag!
BloodPfhart (9:41:17 PM): i mean, "there's a flag!"
BloodPfhart (9:42:03 PM): OK STD, as long as you admit you're lucky and not really talented
BloodPfhart (9:42:05 PM): yeahi wonder
BloodPfhart (9:42:12 PM): please spare me the suspense
BloodPfhart (9:42:16 PM): i'm starting to fucking hate this show
BloodPfhart (9:42:22 PM): STD/Amber team #1
BloodPfhart (9:42:31 PM): oh WTF you're gonna give them more shit?
BloodPfhart (9:42:41 PM): nice editing phil
BloodPfhart (9:43:15 PM): Los Angeleno tards
BloodPfhart (9:43:23 PM): gay-friends lost
BloodPfhart (9:43:32 PM): uChenna!
BloodPfhart (9:43:40 PM): Think Infertile.
BloodPfhart (9:43:48 PM): uChenna team #3
BloodPfhart (9:43:53 PM): oh, LA fuckers team #2
BloodPfhart (9:43:56 PM): POW team #4
BloodPfhart (9:43:59 PM): what a stupid team
BloodPfhart (9:44:06 PM): gay-friends team #5
BloodPfhart (9:44:16 PM): well, not so much that Rob/Kelly are stupid
BloodPfhart (9:44:20 PM): just very uninteresting
BloodPfhart (9:44:52 PM): *they're* a couple of decades past where they need to be?
BloodPfhart (9:44:57 PM): you're one to talk old dude
BloodPfhart (9:45:20 PM): wow that 5 hour flight delay was hard core
BloodPfhart (9:45:28 PM): 3 minutes for old dude to make it
BloodPfhart (9:45:32 PM): oh she's lollygagging
BloodPfhart (9:45:36 PM): yet she made it
BloodPfhart (9:45:47 PM): MILFag gonna get eliminated
BloodPfhart (9:46:10 PM): and WTF, they made the trenchcoat dude wait 5 hours?
BloodPfhart (9:46:16 PM): and MILFag thinks they're 3rd from last
BloodPfhart (9:46:18 PM): dumb queer
BloodPfhart (9:46:30 PM): oh, i'm apparently a soulless piece of shit
BloodPfhart (9:46:53 PM): good thing i don't put any stock into what buttfuck-tastic hippies have to say
BloodPfhart (9:46:58 PM): hi dylan
BloodPfhart (9:47:40 PM): here... soulless piece of shit
BloodPfhart (9:47:48 PM): i'm quite stoked by that
BloodPfhart (9:47:58 PM): it's nice to have somebody flam you
BloodPfhart (9:48:33 PM): wow, so those two closeted gay dudes waited outside of their houses for 12 hours to watch weeds die?
BloodPfhart (9:49:01 PM): and looks like blockbuster is jumping on the netflix bandwagon
BloodPfhart (9:49:12 PM): wow that hair is hot
BloodPfhart (9:49:27 PM): what did they call them?
BloodPfhart (9:49:44 PM): something about quakers or amish-americans on judging amy
BloodPfhart (9:49:47 PM): heh yeah
BloodPfhart (9:50:11 PM): they'll find out soon enough when there's one clue left
BloodPfhart (9:50:36 PM): Detour
BloodPfhart (9:50:52 PM): oh the MILFags caught up
BloodPfhart (9:51:03 PM): LOL oh i hope that the annoying couple loses
BloodPfhart (9:51:08 PM): yeah look for the island you tard
BloodPfhart (9:51:31 PM): maybe boats in argentina don't like fags
BloodPfhart (9:51:40 PM): YAY FOR HOMOPHOBIC BOATS
BloodPfhart (9:51:42 PM): FUCK YOU GAYS!
BloodPfhart (9:52:27 PM): LOL they're deceiving the old people
BloodPfhart (9:52:31 PM): that's messed up
BloodPfhart (9:52:36 PM): but really their own fault
BloodPfhart (9:52:53 PM): oh what a fucker
BloodPfhart (9:53:00 PM): oh shit
BloodPfhart (9:53:03 PM): that sucks
BloodPfhart (9:53:13 PM): shut up you queer
BloodPfhart (9:53:25 PM): LOL
BloodPfhart (9:53:39 PM): this uber-competitive dude is gonna be funny when he's broken down to size
BloodPfhart (9:53:47 PM): hah you tards
BloodPfhart (9:54:28 PM): wow it got dark fast
BloodPfhart (9:54:40 PM): wow that's a huge gap between the packs
BloodPfhart (9:54:45 PM): old dude team #6
BloodPfhart (9:54:55 PM): he's getting annoying... wonder if they edited it that way
BloodPfhart (9:55:10 PM): yeah like it ever turns out that the team that's behind makes it to the pit stop
BloodPfhart (9:55:15 PM): old team #7
BloodPfhart (9:55:35 PM): MILFag last team to arrive
BloodPfhart (9:55:47 PM): I'm sorry to tell you you've both beeen eliminated from teh race
BloodPfhart (9:56:09 PM): i thought gays were cheerful?
BloodPfhart (9:56:30 PM): yeah, you're already light in the loafers... don't get carried away
BloodPfhart (9:56:43 PM): whoa, did phil say "Stay Tuned for scenes from our next episode?"
BloodPfhart (9:56:54 PM): you fucking piece of stanfud trash
BloodPfhart (9:56:59 PM): oh
BloodPfhart (9:57:02 PM): it's tiger woods
BloodPfhart (9:57:07 PM): still, fuck stanfurd
BloodPfhart (9:57:29 PM): and i bet phil still said Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
BloodPfhart (9:57:53 PM): oh hi red
BloodPfhart (9:58:24 PM): wow do people still care about survivor?
BloodPfhart (9:58:32 PM): HOLY SHIT!!! STD-BOY DIDN'T MENTION SURVIVOR!
BloodPfhart (9:58:37 PM): next special 2-hour amazing race
BloodPfhart (9:58:42 PM): YOU GOT IT BABY
BloodPfhart (9:58:47 PM): holy shit
BloodPfhart (9:58:55 PM): oh yay it's your people!
BloodPfhart (9:58:59 PM): oh fuck
BloodPfhart (9:59:08 PM): wow that's gonna be a good fucking episode!!!!!
BloodPfhart (9:59:21 PM): but still, this was a SURVIVOR-FREE episode!
BloodPfhart (9:59:25 PM): good shit!
BloodPfhart (9:59:30 PM): see you next week!
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
(PG-13) SHoP: The next best thing to being trapped in an elevator with SixH and myself with wireless access to the internet!
Bowling for Concubines JihadJimmyCDF (12:44:45 PM): MAN-[CENSORED]-GINA
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:44:55 PM): yo yo
JihadJimmyCDF (12:46:02 PM): what if you were to just use iron-on patches on t-shirts
JihadJimmyCDF (12:46:13 PM): and you wouldn't really "sell" the shirts
JihadJimmyCDF (12:46:16 PM): but they would be free
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:46:20 PM): hah
JihadJimmyCDF (12:46:25 PM): w/a donation to your favorite "charity"
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:46:32 PM): foundation of Jimmy
JihadJimmyCDF (12:46:44 PM): and now that i think about it, Charity would be a cute stripper name
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:46:48 PM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (12:47:27 PM): eff work
JihadJimmyCDF (12:47:34 PM): i just wanna go home and play halo
JihadJimmyCDF (12:48:04 PM): or at the very least listen to Don and Mike
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:48:05 PM): updating the 'ol resume, final draft.
JihadJimmyCDF (12:48:17 PM): you should include easter eggs on your resume
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:48:37 PM): mmm....cadbury chocolate eggs....
JihadJimmyCDF (12:48:41 PM): like spell "MOIST" down the margins if you take the last letter of the last word on each line
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:48:51 PM): hahah
JihadJimmyCDF (12:50:00 PM): standby
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:50:39 PM): ok, don't mind me. I'm workin' here. ;)
JihadJimmyCDF (12:53:04 PM): BEMIDJI, Minn. (Reuters) - A 17-year-old who killed nine people and himself on a Minnesota Indian reservation identified himself as an "angel of death" and a "NativeNazi" on Internet postings, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.
JihadJimmyCDF (12:53:23 PM): from Minnesota School Shooter on Neo-Nazi Web Sites
JihadJimmyCDF (12:53:30 PM): hmm
JihadJimmyCDF (12:53:41 PM): i sure hope that this Jihad Jimmy thing doesn't come back to bite me in the ass (TJ: debut of Jihad Jimmy here)
JihadJimmyCDF (12:54:50 PM): if i call you from Camp X-Ray w/my one phone call and start screaming at you in arabic to call my mom and have her tape The Amazing Race for me, i'd be much obliged if you were to get rid of any Jihad Jimmy references on your SHoP
JihadJimmyCDF (12:55:24 PM): Allah is just alright with me.
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:55:37 PM): you got it.
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:55:37 PM): :P:
JihadJimmyCDF (12:55:41 PM): Allah is just alright, oh yeah.
JihadJimmyCDF (12:57:59 PM): It was the latest multiple shooting in a month of deadly gun violence in the United States, including the deaths of seven congregants at a church service near Milwaukee and four people in an Atlanta courtroom escape.
JihadJimmyCDF (12:58:06 PM): blah blah blah deadly gun violence
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:58:35 PM): did you actually see what this kid looks like?
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:58:55 PM): he was definitely beaten with the ugly stick.
JihadJimmyCDF (12:59:02 PM): doesn't he look more indian than that ward churchill dude?
SixhertzHasAPoonani (12:59:17 PM): I'd think so, yeah.
JihadJimmyCDF (12:59:31 PM): oh whoops, looking at the wrong indian dude
JihadJimmyCDF (1:00:27 PM): OK i'll look for his pic later, but check this out..
JihadJimmyCDF (1:01:00 PM): Police: Minn. Teen Gunman Shot at Random
JihadJimmyCDF (1:01:32 PM): whoops, looks like the LIbEral media machine already blew its load on the neo-nazi angle
JihadJimmyCDF (1:03:07 PM): and the Captain Obvious award goes to...
JihadJimmyCDF (1:03:10 PM): "I think there was an intent to kill," Tim Hall, the hospital's emergency nursing director, said at a morning news conference. Three victims remained at North Country Regional, none in critical condition.
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:03:27 PM): hahahh
JihadJimmyCDF (1:05:45 PM): where'd you see a pic of this kid?
JihadJimmyCDF (1:06:00 PM): right now, i'm picturing Ed from Northern Exposure
JihadJimmyCDF (1:07:02 PM): OK drudge has a pic of this kid...
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:07:03 PM): cnn.com
JihadJimmyCDF (1:07:25 PM): jesus, this killer's just a tyke!
I think this next one deserves my favorite garfield bookmark, in all of its cropped glory...
NEWSFLASH - JIHAD JIMMY IS RACIST. JihadJimmyCDF (1:22:31 PM): hey, check out this comment....http://sixhertz.blogspot.com/2005/01/never-forget-we-are-majority_25.html
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:23:16 PM): ok, stby
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:25:10 PM): hahahaha
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:25:18 PM): I can get the IP of that guy
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:25:21 PM): hahahaah
JihadJimmyCDF (1:25:36 PM): cool!
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:27:00 PM): you'd think you would'nt like gyros since
they are a middle eastern food, you sick racist piece of souless shit.
03.21.05 - 6:37 pm
IP: 24.31.8.64
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:27:11 PM): BOOM, baby!
JihadJimmyCDF (1:27:17 PM): oh man, tha'ts funny
JihadJimmyCDF (1:27:27 PM): hey some of your old posts aren't showing the correct number of comments
JihadJimmyCDF (1:27:35 PM): is haloscan taking an ess?
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:27:56 PM): i noticed that.
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:27:58 PM): dunno.
JihadJimmyCDF (1:28:24 PM): wait, that comment was yesterday!
JihadJimmyCDF (1:28:54 PM): and i think in your referrer logs, i saw somebody went to that post... i wonder what he was looking for originally....
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:30:01 PM): yeah, beats the crap outta me.
JihadJimmyCDF (1:31:31 PM): http://www.sitemeter.com/default.asp?action=stats&site=s12SixHe...la la la...5322
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:32:12 PM): posing as a high schooler?
JihadJimmyCDF (1:32:16 PM): he yahooed for "posing as high schooler"?? http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=posing+as+high+schooler&ei=U...la la la...&b=11
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:32:17 PM): funkytown.
JihadJimmyCDF (1:32:23 PM): weird kid
JihadJimmyCDF (1:32:37 PM): i'm lucky to have found that comment randomly
JihadJimmyCDF (1:32:47 PM): kinda validates all this time i waste here @ the SHoP
SixhertzHasAPoonani (1:32:58 PM): hahah, I'm not sure if it validates it. :P
JihadJimmyCDF (1:33:14 PM): just to know that I've pissed off one person? you're damn right it's validated!
Monday, March 21, 2005
(PG) Lay 2 to win 1 that the SixHertz Ministry of Truth strikes this idea down... =(
TioJaime = Tio Jaime
TinkleFlower = SixHertz's girl parts name7:12 PM
TioJaime: you sold any SHoP crap yet?
TinkleFlower: pfft, no
TioJaime: whatta buncha pig effers
TioJaime: perhaps you should have nubile women modeling the baby doll and the spaghetti strap tank
TinkleFlower: hahaha, I wish
7:15 PM
TioJaime: you should have a EHOWA-style contest... nubile, and more importantly, FEMALE SHoPpers submit pics where they have SHoP artistically and creativelyand tastefullywritten on themselves
TioJaime: notice the pre-emptive html tags
Sunday, March 20, 2005
(PG-13) Better I post here than on CL right now...
And an hour after last call, I am back in the warm, loving arms of Oakland, CA.
Not sure how I did it, but I had 2 fernets and a beer and I don't feel anything other than the requisite tired that I would normally feel around this time. Drove home just fine, with the usual amount of jimmy-rage-- yay, btw, for useless California "drivers".
Dumb assholes, all of you.
So yes, has my liver regained her once-proud tolerance and tradition? Only time will tell, I suppose. Time and either expensive, night-out-in-the-city drinks or Bud Lights for about 50¢ apiece if you use your Safeway Club Card.
And yes, i could've put links to both bud and safeway, but i'm tired. it's past 3am.
Pretty nice selection at the zoo tonight. The Russian one I had in mind wasn't there, but fortunately, the Jewish one with the nice nose was. Nice noses? yay. Getting a little bigger around the hips? Hmm, not so much so. Maybe it's drugs.
And the anti-drug catchphrase is "grand old party" not "party boy Republican Jimmy". But I'm flattered you think me the Ted Kennedy of the Republican Party, but without the nephew's rape charges or the running around the Kennedy compound in my underwear, and definitely without the campaign worker drownage.
And to make matters worse? Both the Young Turk and Crap-On-Your-Bed Girl were there tonight. We sat in the Young Turk's section, as COYB girl only had 2-seater tables in her section that weren't too close. And again, Young Turk's uniform wasn't buttoned up all the way. Despite having a nicely accessible and unobstructed view of Turkish cleavage, the mechanics of her bra still manage to escape this Berkeley educated Civil Engineer.
Go find the berkeley and CE at berkeley links yourself.
So yes. Young Turk w/her lovely cleavage, COYB girl waiting tables right in front of ours. When the time came to say good-bye, they were again both at the bar right next to each other. Said bye to the Young Turk and her cleavage first, she's working tomorrow. Yay! COYB girl doesn't work until Thurs-dee. And I'll apparently be making trips both of those days.
Is it odd that while recapping the zoo trip, i've mentioned the girls only briefly, but have had a lot more to say about the waitresses? Not really, as w/o fail the waitresses on the whole are more attractive than the girls on the whole. If your name starts w/ a "D" and ends in an "ylan" please don't get your hippie, vegan panties in a bunch. You are the nice-smelling aberration and for this you should be happy.
So yes. Young Turk w/her lovely cleavage, COYB girl waiting tables right in front of ours. For those of you unfamiliar w/Jaime Jistory (think alliteration, you cheesedicks), COYB girl was the waitress from about a year ago with whom I went to drinks and subsequently made out w/in my truck. ("Out with whom I made in my truck" if you will...) She went AWOL shortly after this and future Hall of Famer waitress Emily (good link, also has definition of COYB girl) told me that she moved to Sacramento w/her sister. There was to be no jimmy-pursuit of COYB girl. Even though I decreed, berkeley hippie-style, "BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY" well, yeah that kinda fell through the cracks. 
She returned recently anyway. Which was good because I no longer have to go through illicit channels to pursue this naive little waitress (Emily says COYB Girl didn't know what a "shaved beaver" meant) and get her to dump her BF who works at home depot and likely loads my truck w/a forklift. Goddam choadstain. WTF.
So yes, COYB leaves, leaves your beloved Tio Jaime free to pursue the Young Turk. And this is a promising lead now, as she has some connections to Alma Mater. To go with the breathtaking cleavage. No truck-making-out-age, not yet. But as she was on vacation, from which she would return to the truck-making-out-age campaign. But heh, wouldn't you know who came back when the Young Turk was out of town? Oh yes COYB girl.
Have you been scoring the game at home? That brings the count to two waitresses at the same club. Saying goodbye to them was difficult as mentioned above both tonight and a week ago. Shit.
You'd think that I would place a great value on Seniority. Which I do, but please to be understanding my newfound affinity for boobies. I'm kinda leaning towards Young Turk and her Cleavage. That and her BF lives in Turkey. As such, she's probably more apt to cheat.
I haven't considered if he works for a Home Depot in Turkey.
I realize that double-dipping in the band was a bad idea. Is double dipping with two girls at the same club who do the same thing on similar shifts a bad idea? Well probably, but it'll make for some good posts. WSK I'm not, but there'll be boobs in the post, mark my words.
Find your own eff-ing link to the Witty Sex Kitten. think blogspot.
And I'm tired now from letting this Young Turk vs. COYB Girl mull around in my head waaaay to much. But quickly,
1) Holy shit i can't emphasize enough the beauty that was the Turkish Cleavage.
2) took SixH's friend to the zoo again. He had not the foresight to avoid denim jeans, but he did exhibit the restraint to avoid dances as it would've been somewhat of a waste of money. and I'm inclined to agree wholeheartedly
3) Dammit, those boobs were nice! Eff this! I can't think of anything else right now. And I think i'm hallucinating due to fatigue as some of the text in the blogger.com POS write-a-dealie is purple, and green spots keep appearing randomly.
4) boobs. nice. yay
5) Some of the girls and floor staff are starting to recognize SixH's friend and greet him by name. Is this bad? FRANKS AND BEANS AND TURKISH CLEAVAGE!
goodnight. very tired.
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
ps- will be providing a rating for my posts now so as to stave off intervention from the SHoP Ministry of Truth
Saturday, March 19, 2005
What is wrong with this picture?
Could it be that the hippie belonging to the Capaign for Nuclear Disarmament is holding a sign protesting to protect a country trying to acquire nuclear weapons? Ahh, where's that wikipedia definition of a moonbat? Ah, here it is: "Someone who sacrifices sanity for the sake of consistency." Dammit, if I could sell common sense, I'd be a rich man.
Friday, March 18, 2005
The Grand Old Party: My anti-drug
A truly unique logo is now up for mass consumption here at the SHoP! Tio Jaime's endearing quote about the Republican party is now available on all sorts of cool merchandise, designed by none other than yours truly! You know you wanna buy SHoP crap! What are you waiting for?? Help put me through MBA school! The SHoPbucks logo on the right is the link to the storefront! Help spread the word! School ain't cheap!
What is your anti-drug?
Feelin' Crappy!
Was hanging out here all morning...as such, here's more craps strategery to get you in the mood. I already gots a hankerin, and misery loves company.
This sounds good! Except 1) doesn't mention what to do about your free odds bet and 2) oh how i wish winning at craps was as easy as writing 1-2-3-6-4-blah-blah-blah. Sure, memorize your system, but like I was telling infrequent SHoPper Trosama min Asi about backgammon once, "Doubles triumphs over theory any day of the week." This no different. Your foolproof money management system may look great on paper but unfortunately depends on some choadstain hitting point after point. And by the time you've hit a hot streak, you're already two sheets to the wind and very Happy to Be There because that cute cocktail waitress keeps bringing you Nuts & Berries. Good Morning, Las Vegas!!!
Pass Line Progression When you win your first pass line bet, you get paid one unit. Let those ride. Your second win will get you 4 units. Take 1 unit off, and let the other 3 ride. You just got back your original bet, so now you're playing with free money.
A third win will give you 6 units, let these ride. A fourth win gives you 12 units. Now take 8 units off and let the 4 remaining ride. You now have an 8 unit profit with 4 units still on the table. If you win again, let all 8 units ride. Then take back another 8 and let the 4 ride.
Continue in this fashion until you lose. Just remember this progression of units to bet: 1-2-3-6-4-8-4-8-repeat 4-8. Craps is a game of cycles, when you're in on a winning cycle, you need money on the table to win. But eventually, all good things come to an end, so take some profits down whenever you have more than 8 units on the table.
As a quick aside, God Bless the genius who thought of the bottomless champagne tap at the buffet @ the Imperial Palace. You, sir (or even madam), are a credit to your race and one day people will write songs about you.
This is similar to the earlier March post He who lives by the dice shall perish by the dice. And I was curious about pressing the Place 6 and Place 8 bets, so i set up a spreadsheet that tells me what you'll win pressing various amounts and also a sample number of rolls which tracks the number of consecutive win-scenarios. So far, so sucktastic. I've hit two eights in a row before the seven.
Numbers Progression This same strategy applies to bets placed on the "numbers." This is called "pressing" your bet. To press means to add the previous win to your bet. For example, you say to the dealer "place the number 9 for $5." Now the shooter rolls a 9 (before a 7), you win $7 in profit. Now say to the dealer, "Press it up." The dealer will put another $5 on the number 9, and gives you $2 in profit. So you now have $10 on the number 9. If the shooter rolls another 9, you'll win $14 in profit.
So what do you do now? Press it up again. Another $5 will go on the number 9, and you'll receive $9 in your pocket. Let's recap; after the number 9 was rolled twice (before a 7), you have $15 still on the table riding on the number 9, plus you have $11 in your pocket. Not bad for an initial $5 bet. You can, and should, place money on all the numbers if you want to win, or at least on the 6 and 8 (you have the best odds on winning with 6's and 8's). You can see how quickly it will add up, if you get a hot shooter. Or how quickly you can lose, if the table is cold.
And further examination of my spreadsheet is telling me that you could lose an assload of money, but really, what else is new?
Next is a very good article about craps etiquette... Have You Made a Friend at the Craps Table Today? This is probably the biggest deterrent for new craps players. Where to stand, how to get chips, what to call certain bets, and most importantly, what not to do at the table. I didn't have anybody to teach me, but after having figured this out (and many times, the Hard Way. heh) i've imparted what I think is pretty solid advice to several people. But there's still stuff here to learn, like the whole "only put your hands in specific designated areas". which seems like a no-brainer since you really should just stick to the Line and the Come (or the Don'ts) and if you're at a $1 table, the field too.
Not gonna quote the whole damn thing. Here's the important points, check out the article for details. Trust me on this one.
Oh, and they don't mention this, but don't take the dice off the table or touch them with both hands. And if you happen to do either of these, don't do it a second time because by your second reminder, the players now hate you. Unless you look like Marisa Miller. Surprising just how much this absolves...
Odds are 5 to 1 that i'll end up at an indian casino this weekend. Any takers?
Rule 1: Never reach into any portion of the layout except those areas labeled Pass Line, Don't Pass, Field, Come, or Don't Come.
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Rule 3: For bets the dealer must place for you, give explicit instructions as to how much you are betting and the bet(s) you wish to make.
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Rule 6: Make all of your bets while the dice are in the middle (between the stickman and the boxman).
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Rule 7: Whether placing a bet yourself or giving chips to the dealer to place on your behalf, place your chips directly in front of you.
Dealers have only two eyes. If they do not see who places a Come bet, for example, they assume the bet belongs to the player closest to it, resolving ambiguous positions by asking the players whose bet it is. This can lead to disputes when two players claim the same bet. Disputes not only slow down the game but also create tension. Tension makes the game less enjoyable for everyone.
Dealers cannot take money or chips out of your hand. Therefore, when giving a dealer chips for a bet he must place (e.g., odds on a Come bet) put those chips not only in front of you but also on a line separating two areas of the layout (e.g., between Come and Field, but definitely not between Come and the point number boxes -- see Rule 1) while stating what bet you wish to make. Should the dealer forget to reposition your chips their ambiguous placement will certainly be questioned by at least one crew member, at which time you can restate your wishes.
An obvious exception to this rule are prop bets, those booked by the stickman. For these bets get the stickman's attention, then call out how much and where while tossing him your chips. The image of a stickman disappearing in a hail of chips to a cacophony of bet calls may bring a chuckle to players; it is far less humorous on the receiving end.
Rule 8: Listen to what a dealer tells you, especially if you have asked him a question.
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Rule 9: Do not color up (exchange lower denomination chips for higher denomination chips) unless you are sure you will not need the lower denomination chips, or you are leaving the table.
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Rule 10: When pressing or parlaying a winning place, buy, or prop bet, announce your intentions as the dealer is about to pay you.
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Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Clever Craigslist Guy
One of my High School friends emailed me this link with the question:
Is this your doing?
Regrettably, no. Though, it does seem to fit my personality.
Kiss me, I'm Irish! Get me drunk and have your way with me, Marisa Miller, I'm Republican!
Although since she's from Santa Cruz, she likely has the ubiquitous Bay Aryan disdain for single Republicans.
Quiz Time. Yay. Got this from the House of Snark...
***STUPID TEST ALERT: this is a stupid test. consider yourselves alerted. and yet, i continue***
***Oh wow, thanks an additional 10 insipid questions.***
| Bourbon Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (86). |
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid |
regretfully yours,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
ps- God. There I go again... found another quiz, I actually just wanted to see how stupid it is. I'm taking all my damn eggs out of my ess-sy basket. Taking my hopes and beating them down. let's do this...
| Urban Hipster You scored 68! |
| You think you are cooler than everyone else who does not live in SF. You might be right, but you could use some improvement. |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The San Francisco Local Test written by pepper_the_rat on Ok Cupid |
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
3am Criticism of TAR7.3
figure the nomenclature out. you're smart, you found the SHoP. I believe in you.
Hippies, please disregard the jimmy-encouragement. You suck. Please roll over and die already. Go away.
The week awaits you...
JihadJimmyCDF = Tio Jaime
LMHBrent = LMHBrent
TioJaime = also Tio Jaime, but he's a dumbass who didn't check his windows before typing first...You are now in chat room “poop chat.”
Poke00210 has entered the chat room.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:01:54 PM): oh yes
JihadJimmyCDF (9:01:59 PM): let's do this
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:04 PM): rob fought back!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:24 PM): no tengo money-o
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:33 PM): angry gays
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:37 PM): who got screwed
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:40 PM): "bitches"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:51 PM): great
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:54 PM): LA-tards
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:01 PM): 9 teams remain
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:07 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:09 PM): AMAZING!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:11 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:12 PM): AMAZING!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:19 PM): yay for gay
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:27 PM): A MAZING RACE!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:36 PM): A MAZING RACE!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:40 PM): A MAZING RACE!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:46 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
brentlmco has entered the chat room.
LMHBrent (9:06:10 PM): wolo suppers
TioJaime (9:06:17 PM): howdy
LMHBrent (9:06:19 PM): santiago
TioJaime (9:06:20 PM): This is Santiago
LMHBrent (9:06:36 PM): hello bloodpfhart!
TioJaime (9:06:39 PM): that forested hill is kinda like albany and el cerrito
TioJaime (9:06:43 PM): oops
TioJaime (9:06:46 PM): wrong goddam window
JihadJimmyCDF (9:06:50 PM): hello dere
LMHBrent (9:06:55 PM): milftastic
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:04 PM): I HATE THAT COCK MASTER
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:09 PM): although amber is looking better
LMHBrent (9:07:12 PM): rob eats dicks for breakfast
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:17 PM): "old boat?"
LMHBrent (9:07:33 PM): come on say something about survivor
LMHBrent (9:07:35 PM): come on
LMHBrent (9:07:37 PM): i'm waiting for it
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:40 PM): yeah, the american dream is gaining fame on a TV show
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:43 PM): what a pigfucker
LMHBrent (9:07:47 PM): oh yesh
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:51 PM): and dude, she's a beauty queen?
LMHBrent (9:07:57 PM): i think so
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:58 PM): w/a gap in her teeth
LMHBrent (9:08:04 PM): oh i didn't notice
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:09 PM): the young chick
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:17 PM): whoa, i was about to say she was hot, but then look!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:18 PM): no no no
LMHBrent (9:08:25 PM): yeah uh-glee
LMHBrent (9:08:30 PM): uchenna!!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:32 PM): Black Infertile couple
LMHBrent (9:08:37 PM): brizown shiznoogah
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:42 PM): Shooting Black Blanks
LMHBrent (9:08:50 PM): happy boys
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:55 PM): oh that fag-scarf is *fabulous*
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:59 PM): fabulous
LMHBrent (9:09:17 PM): nice!
LMHBrent (9:09:18 PM): yummy
JihadJimmyCDF (9:09:18 PM): ooh i like teh readhead
LMHBrent (9:09:27 PM): old folks
LMHBrent (9:09:35 PM): he has a cow lick
JihadJimmyCDF (9:09:39 PM): meredith and gretchen would make a nice playboy girl-on-girl pictorial
LMHBrent (9:09:43 PM): make it up huh?
LMHBrent (9:09:44 PM): hmmm
LMHBrent (9:09:53 PM): girl-on-girl?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:09:55 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:09:57 PM): AHAHAHAH
LMHBrent (9:10:06 PM): oh man
JihadJimmyCDF (9:10:07 PM): silly gays
JihadJimmyCDF (9:10:12 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
LMHBrent (9:10:14 PM): dude that was gay
LMHBrent (9:10:17 PM): they're the real gays
LMHBrent (9:10:28 PM): they look like the typical bums you see
LMHBrent (9:10:31 PM): bum brothers
JihadJimmyCDF (9:10:34 PM): YOU SHOULD BE SHAMED OF YOUR SOCALROOTS
LMHBrent (9:10:35 PM): uhhh argentina? uhhh
LMHBrent (9:10:41 PM): i am dude
LMHBrent (9:10:43 PM): i am
JihadJimmyCDF (9:10:47 PM): sorry.... brent, you should be ashamed of your socal roots
LMHBrent (9:10:55 PM): no shit sherlock
LMHBrent (9:10:56 PM): it's lock
LMHBrent (9:10:59 PM): ed
JihadJimmyCDF (9:11:13 PM): wow, usually that posted hours sign is in the traditiona TAR red and gold
LMHBrent (9:11:41 PM): i wonder if patrick will start getting the hots for either lynn or alex
JihadJimmyCDF (9:11:44 PM): dude that's shitty... this bottleneck eliminated the need for finishing at the head of the pack at the pit stop
JihadJimmyCDF (9:11:56 PM): two words: THREE SOME
LMHBrent (9:11:58 PM): it's so nice to know how to speak spanish
LMHBrent (9:12:03 PM): OH BABY
JihadJimmyCDF (9:12:15 PM): heh, he's stealing the shit
LMHBrent (9:12:21 PM): is he trying to speak spanish?
LMHBrent (9:12:23 PM): what did he steal? i missed it
JihadJimmyCDF (9:12:32 PM): he stole the hot chicks' cab
LMHBrent (9:12:35 PM): oh that sucks
JihadJimmyCDF (9:12:36 PM): "this is retarded"
LMHBrent (9:12:40 PM): well those girls should have been waiting
JihadJimmyCDF (9:12:45 PM): lindsay lohan got in trouble for calling everything retarded...
LMHBrent (9:12:57 PM): no one is runniing
LMHBrent (9:12:59 PM): oh nevermind
JihadJimmyCDF (9:13:04 PM): yeah WTF
LMHBrent (9:13:13 PM): norte sur?
LMHBrent (9:13:17 PM): isn't that north south?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:13:36 PM): i don't know.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:13:37 PM): honey.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:13:40 PM): i didn't take spanish
LMHBrent (9:13:41 PM): "get on the highway honey"
LMHBrent (9:13:49 PM): maybe they meant something else than "sur"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:13:57 PM): joyce looks like death incarnate
LMHBrent (9:14:01 PM): okay we've seen that sign enough time already
LMHBrent (9:14:03 PM): AHHAH yeah
LMHBrent (9:14:09 PM): she looked kinda weird
LMHBrent (9:14:17 PM): i like the red head too
LMHBrent (9:14:21 PM): yum-tastic
JihadJimmyCDF (9:14:29 PM): yeah
LMHBrent (9:14:31 PM): "retarded"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:14:33 PM): she said retarded again
LMHBrent (9:14:41 PM): listen to your gay son
JihadJimmyCDF (9:14:42 PM): you watch, people will be upset
LMHBrent (9:14:43 PM): milf
JihadJimmyCDF (9:14:59 PM): and now i don't like bostonians in addition to new yorkers
JihadJimmyCDF (9:15:32 PM): are they lost?
LMHBrent (9:15:39 PM): i'm not sure
LMHBrent (9:15:46 PM): woah cool
JihadJimmyCDF (9:15:58 PM): oh she has freckles on her chest
LMHBrent (9:16:08 PM): huevos hahaa
JihadJimmyCDF (9:16:27 PM): yay for old people
LMHBrent (9:16:30 PM): hehe
JihadJimmyCDF (9:16:54 PM): oh dude, they're way screwed
LMHBrent (9:16:56 PM): i haven't heard the host in a while
LMHBrent (9:17:03 PM): yeah they're not anywhere close
LMHBrent (9:17:11 PM): okay i gotta go do laundry
LMHBrent (9:17:11 PM): brb
JihadJimmyCDF (9:17:20 PM): OK
JihadJimmyCDF (9:20:24 PM): shit back on!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:20:26 PM): that was fast
JihadJimmyCDF (9:20:34 PM): crow's feet
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:03 PM): OK looks as if they hella went the wrong way
LMHBrent (9:21:17 PM): shit shit
LMHBrent (9:21:19 PM): i'm back
LMHBrent (9:21:20 PM): damm
LMHBrent (9:21:22 PM): what did i miss
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:26 PM): you're driving on a road... why must you get so excited
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:28 PM): ?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:35 PM): the hot chicks finally got turned around
LMHBrent (9:21:40 PM): oh nice
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:52 PM): and the MILFag got onto the freeway
LMHBrent (9:21:53 PM): damn i didn't finish loading the second laundry
LMHBrent (9:21:56 PM): YIELD BABY
LMHBrent (9:22:11 PM): finally they got back on
LMHBrent (9:22:29 PM): wait if rob/amber are first, no one can yield them?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:22:30 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own Pros and Cons.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:22:36 PM): yeah, nobody can
LMHBrent (9:22:40 PM): oh i see
JihadJimmyCDF (9:23:10 PM): paddle, dude
LMHBrent (9:23:26 PM): you can only yield once in the game?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:23:35 PM): i like how that genuine argentinian sign is in engish
JihadJimmyCDF (9:23:37 PM): yeah, only once
LMHBrent (9:23:40 PM): most people are paddling
JihadJimmyCDF (9:23:57 PM): it's a relatively new innovation... only three seasons old now?
LMHBrent (9:24:02 PM): there are ohter people on the raft?
LMHBrent (9:24:06 PM): oh i see
JihadJimmyCDF (9:24:11 PM): yeah three professionals?
LMHBrent (9:24:12 PM): has it really made a difference?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:24:16 PM): not really
LMHBrent (9:24:17 PM): i know in TAR6 didn't help
LMHBrent (9:24:18 PM): oh i see
JihadJimmyCDF (9:24:30 PM): let's bike it bro!
LMHBrent (9:24:35 PM): yeah bro
JihadJimmyCDF (9:24:40 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
LMHBrent (9:24:47 PM): like we were kids riding bikes
JihadJimmyCDF (9:24:50 PM): i hate those cheesedicks
LMHBrent (9:24:56 PM): i bet theyr'e the only ones biking
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:00 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:25:05 PM): well they have lots of help with the paddling
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:07 PM): the gays said "lean forward, lean back"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:09 PM): yeah dude
LMHBrent (9:25:11 PM): yeah you go girl
LMHBrent (9:25:18 PM): go girlfriend!!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:26 PM): Crap those gays are annoying
LMHBrent (9:25:33 PM): yeah hell yes
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:38 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:25:40 PM): one-two-one-two
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:43 PM): yeah take that you pigfuckers
LMHBrent (9:25:54 PM): nice!
LMHBrent (9:26:02 PM): the bastonians got faced
LMHBrent (9:26:05 PM): that's teamwork
JihadJimmyCDF (9:26:12 PM): yay for gay
JihadJimmyCDF (9:26:25 PM): yeah take your top off
LMHBrent (9:26:26 PM): ahahah
JihadJimmyCDF (9:26:53 PM): that's stupid how they have to turn to the camera and declare their yielding intentions
LMHBrent (9:26:54 PM): 3 teams close to eacah other
LMHBrent (9:27:05 PM): yeah that's d-u-m dumb
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:08 PM): wow, it's an ocean
LMHBrent (9:27:16 PM): what was that book?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:17 PM): dude, are they lost?
LMHBrent (9:27:29 PM): oh shizzle are they so out?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:36 PM): oh shit, they're majorly fucked
LMHBrent (9:27:38 PM): FUCK
LMHBrent (9:27:41 PM): that is gay
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:46 PM): they need a airport bottleneck
LMHBrent (9:27:48 PM): they're so humpable too
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:53 PM): that's retarded!
LMHBrent (9:27:56 PM): should i tone down my speech?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:59 PM): no
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:01 PM): fuck it
LMHBrent (9:28:01 PM): for SHoP?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:04 PM): nobody reads the SHoP anyway
LMHBrent (9:28:06 PM): SORRY SIXH
LMHBrent (9:28:10 PM): AHAHHAHA
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:10 PM): dumb pigfuckers
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:13 PM): fuck that guy!
LMHBrent (9:28:19 PM): all 7,000 hits huh
LMHBrent (9:28:31 PM): jiggler eggs
LMHBrent (9:28:36 PM): that's bastos!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:38 PM): check out my 2nd to last post... i had to censor some of my shit because my kindergarten buddy SixH is a big pussy
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:44 PM): \Y/
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:55 PM): brb
LMHBrent (9:29:04 PM): ok
LMHBrent (9:30:52 PM): okay back
LMHBrent (9:31:00 PM): they are so last
LMHBrent (9:31:09 PM): bro! flat tire bro!
LMHBrent (9:31:12 PM): blow it up baby
JihadJimmyCDF (9:31:16 PM): sorry i was late bro
LMHBrent (9:31:18 PM): like that blowup doll
JihadJimmyCDF (9:31:21 PM): ha ha
LMHBrent (9:31:29 PM): that's what you get BRO
JihadJimmyCDF (9:31:31 PM): i hope the LA-tards... dude you are soggy
JihadJimmyCDF (9:31:45 PM): hope the la-tards lose to the old people
LMHBrent (9:31:46 PM): maybe you can paddle your bike, BRO
JihadJimmyCDF (9:31:52 PM): do they have to take the bike back?
LMHBrent (9:31:56 PM): i don't thikn so
LMHBrent (9:32:01 PM): they just ahve to walk the rest of the 7y miles
LMHBrent (9:32:09 PM): that looks like fun actually
LMHBrent (9:32:13 PM): whitewater rafting
JihadJimmyCDF (9:32:38 PM): yeah she's not hot dude
LMHBrent (9:32:39 PM): one hot black chick out there
JihadJimmyCDF (9:32:46 PM): probably why you're shooting blanks
LMHBrent (9:32:47 PM): RETARDED
JihadJimmyCDF (9:32:54 PM): man-doza!
LMHBrent (9:32:57 PM): it must be the special word of the episode
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:15 PM): oh who said retarded?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:18 PM): i missed it
LMHBrent (9:33:20 PM): every time you say the word, you lose your place in the race
LMHBrent (9:33:21 PM): the bros
LMHBrent (9:33:23 PM): the LA bros
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:29 PM): OMG there's a fag!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:32 PM): i mean a flag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:39 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
LMHBrent (9:33:43 PM): oh brb
LMHBrent (9:33:45 PM): phone
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:55 PM): that's a lot of fucking meat
LMHBrent (9:34:00 PM): it's korean stephen
JihadJimmyCDF (9:34:04 PM): NP
JihadJimmyCDF (9:34:11 PM): yeah ask the fags which one likes meat
LMHBrent (9:34:56 PM): i may have to forfeit the rest of this 3amC
JihadJimmyCDF (9:35:10 PM): NP
JihadJimmyCDF (9:35:18 PM): oh those chicks are hot
LMHBrent (9:35:43 PM): oh yeah
JihadJimmyCDF (9:35:46 PM): the death-chick is cute
JihadJimmyCDF (9:37:11 PM): OK maybe the LA-tards can show up that pussy rob
JihadJimmyCDF (9:37:21 PM): OK now amber's cute
JihadJimmyCDF (9:37:38 PM): uChenna's gonna go Chip on this meat
JihadJimmyCDF (9:37:40 PM): uChenna
JihadJimmyCDF (9:37:41 PM): heh
JihadJimmyCDF (9:38:36 PM): four hour penalty
JihadJimmyCDF (9:38:43 PM): from the time the next team arrives
JihadJimmyCDF (9:38:46 PM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (9:38:50 PM): what a pussy
JihadJimmyCDF (9:39:01 PM): even the shitty teams from seasons past finished their tasks
JihadJimmyCDF (9:39:14 PM): except the retard jews from a few episodes ago
JihadJimmyCDF (9:39:37 PM): "i just quit (because i'ma pussy)"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:39:51 PM): OK you're still a tard
JihadJimmyCDF (9:40:12 PM): oh, were you still a POW?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:40:56 PM): oh please, don't make rob out to be some kind of mastermind genius
JihadJimmyCDF (9:41:06 PM): this is bullshit
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:29 PM): wow
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:35 PM): shark attack looks all kinds of shitty
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:08 PM): wow, so the new trend is to be a pussy quitter like Bostard Rob
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:28 PM): Dude, uChenna is no Chip, but he'll do
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:44 PM): Oh yes, wacky argentenian pit stop
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:50 PM): "do you want a mint?"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:58 PM): nice job butch fag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:46:52 PM): oh, pit stop already?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:05 PM): oh hi
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:14 PM): fags team #1
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:29 PM): yeah, umm, phil isn't impressed
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:43 PM): ijust wanna see chip/reichen hate crime you
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:51 PM): uChenna/Joyce team #2
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:55 PM): that sucks
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:02 PM): he got tripped up on the drive
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:07 PM): heh, you'll find a meal alright
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:25 PM): shut up you stupid asshole
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:34 PM): yay you're a pigfucker
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:44 PM): good luck fag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:04 PM): eat it gay
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:18 PM): debbie & bianca in last place
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:26 PM): ooh they love each other
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:29 PM): yay!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:43 PM): brian/greg ron/kelly teams #3 and 4
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:57 PM): yeah, this is why i need you to be quiet
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:01 PM): you stupid catty fag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:10 PM): this is why fags are annoying
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:15 PM): you dumb fag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:26 PM): hi mom
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:44 PM): yeah it was a good idea because the rest of the teams are dumbfucks
JihadJimmyCDF (9:51:28 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING RETARD
JihadJimmyCDF (9:51:35 PM): AND STOP SPEAKING OUT OF THE SIDE OF YOUR GODDAM MOUTH
LMHBrent (9:51:41 PM): hahaha
JihadJimmyCDF (9:51:44 PM): AND YOU DIDN'T PULL ANYTHING OFF EXCEPT FOR CONFIRMING THAT YOU'REA PUSSY
JihadJimmyCDF (9:51:47 PM): FUCK I HATE THAT GUY
JihadJimmyCDF (9:51:51 PM): PUSSY/AMBER TEAM #5
JihadJimmyCDF (9:52:10 PM): FUCK WHAT AN ASSHOLE
JihadJimmyCDF (9:52:17 PM): yeah it's a shot
JihadJimmyCDF (9:52:44 PM): he's not so happy anymore is he
JihadJimmyCDF (9:53:09 PM): whoa she had an old head
JihadJimmyCDF (9:53:21 PM): and Bostard Rob is not some kind of fucking genius
JihadJimmyCDF (9:53:26 PM): ray/deana team #6
JihadJimmyCDF (9:53:34 PM): old dudes team #7
JihadJimmyCDF (9:53:52 PM): oh please please please beat the fag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:02 PM): what is that chick doing?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:08 PM): oh he did it
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:19 PM): MILFag 8th place
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:31 PM): no!!! the chicks are gonna get philiminated
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:40 PM): yeah way too dark to even be close
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:43 PM): don't even fucking pretend
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:06 PM): yeah Ok people notice the difference in lighting
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:15 PM): yeah no shit team MILFag made it
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:19 PM): MILFag team #8
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:28 PM): ooh hi
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:33 PM): ooh it's cold
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:47 PM): debbie/bianca last team to arrive
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:57 PM): i'm sorry to tell you you've both been eliminated from the race
JihadJimmyCDF (9:56:00 PM): shit
JihadJimmyCDF (9:56:14 PM): yeah nice job evening the playing field
JihadJimmyCDF (9:56:31 PM): can i watch you love each other forever?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:56:37 PM): please
JihadJimmyCDF (9:56:43 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
JihadJimmyCDF (9:58:52 PM): next episode
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:00 PM): rob and amber attempting agressive move
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:04 PM): joyce falls off a horse
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:11 PM): and deana is white trash
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:20 PM): next, judging amy!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:21 PM): yay
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:34 PM): OK goodnight kids see ya next week
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
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