figure the nomenclature out. you're smart, you found the SHoP. I believe in you.
Hippies, please disregard the jimmy-encouragement. You suck. Please roll over and die already. Go away.
The week awaits you...
JihadJimmyCDF = Tio Jaime
LMHBrent = LMHBrent
TioJaime = also Tio Jaime, but he's a dumbass who didn't check his windows before typing first...You are now in chat room “poop chat.”
Poke00210 has entered the chat room.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:01:54 PM): oh yes
JihadJimmyCDF (9:01:59 PM): let's do this
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:04 PM): rob fought back!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:24 PM): no tengo money-o
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:33 PM): angry gays
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:37 PM): who got screwed
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:40 PM): "bitches"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:51 PM): great
JihadJimmyCDF (9:02:54 PM): LA-tards
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:01 PM): 9 teams remain
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:07 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:09 PM): AMAZING!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:11 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:12 PM): AMAZING!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:19 PM): yay for gay
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:27 PM): A MAZING RACE!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:36 PM): A MAZING RACE!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:40 PM): A MAZING RACE!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:03:46 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
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LMHBrent (9:06:10 PM): wolo suppers
TioJaime (9:06:17 PM): howdy
LMHBrent (9:06:19 PM): santiago
TioJaime (9:06:20 PM): This is Santiago
LMHBrent (9:06:36 PM): hello bloodpfhart!
TioJaime (9:06:39 PM): that forested hill is kinda like albany and el cerrito
TioJaime (9:06:43 PM): oops
TioJaime (9:06:46 PM): wrong goddam window
JihadJimmyCDF (9:06:50 PM): hello dere
LMHBrent (9:06:55 PM): milftastic
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:04 PM): I HATE THAT COCK MASTER
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:09 PM): although amber is looking better
LMHBrent (9:07:12 PM): rob eats dicks for breakfast
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:17 PM): "old boat?"
LMHBrent (9:07:33 PM): come on say something about survivor
LMHBrent (9:07:35 PM): come on
LMHBrent (9:07:37 PM): i'm waiting for it
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:40 PM): yeah, the american dream is gaining fame on a TV show
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:43 PM): what a pigfucker
LMHBrent (9:07:47 PM): oh yesh
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:51 PM): and dude, she's a beauty queen?
LMHBrent (9:07:57 PM): i think so
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:58 PM): w/a gap in her teeth
LMHBrent (9:08:04 PM): oh i didn't notice
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:09 PM): the young chick
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:17 PM): whoa, i was about to say she was hot, but then look!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:18 PM): no no no
LMHBrent (9:08:25 PM): yeah uh-glee
LMHBrent (9:08:30 PM): uchenna!!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:32 PM): Black Infertile couple
LMHBrent (9:08:37 PM): brizown shiznoogah
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:42 PM): Shooting Black Blanks
LMHBrent (9:08:50 PM): happy boys
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:55 PM): oh that fag-scarf is *fabulous*
JihadJimmyCDF (9:08:59 PM): fabulous
LMHBrent (9:09:17 PM): nice!
LMHBrent (9:09:18 PM): yummy
JihadJimmyCDF (9:09:18 PM): ooh i like teh readhead
LMHBrent (9:09:27 PM): old folks
LMHBrent (9:09:35 PM): he has a cow lick
JihadJimmyCDF (9:09:39 PM): meredith and gretchen would make a nice playboy girl-on-girl pictorial
LMHBrent (9:09:43 PM): make it up huh?
LMHBrent (9:09:44 PM): hmmm
LMHBrent (9:09:53 PM): girl-on-girl?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:09:55 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:09:57 PM): AHAHAHAH
LMHBrent (9:10:06 PM): oh man
JihadJimmyCDF (9:10:07 PM): silly gays
JihadJimmyCDF (9:10:12 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
LMHBrent (9:10:14 PM): dude that was gay
LMHBrent (9:10:17 PM): they're the real gays
LMHBrent (9:10:28 PM): they look like the typical bums you see
LMHBrent (9:10:31 PM): bum brothers
JihadJimmyCDF (9:10:34 PM): YOU SHOULD BE SHAMED OF YOUR SOCALROOTS
LMHBrent (9:10:35 PM): uhhh argentina? uhhh
LMHBrent (9:10:41 PM): i am dude
LMHBrent (9:10:43 PM): i am
JihadJimmyCDF (9:10:47 PM): sorry.... brent, you should be ashamed of your socal roots
LMHBrent (9:10:55 PM): no shit sherlock
LMHBrent (9:10:56 PM): it's lock
LMHBrent (9:10:59 PM): ed
JihadJimmyCDF (9:11:13 PM): wow, usually that posted hours sign is in the traditiona TAR red and gold
LMHBrent (9:11:41 PM): i wonder if patrick will start getting the hots for either lynn or alex
JihadJimmyCDF (9:11:44 PM): dude that's shitty... this bottleneck eliminated the need for finishing at the head of the pack at the pit stop
JihadJimmyCDF (9:11:56 PM): two words: THREE SOME
LMHBrent (9:11:58 PM): it's so nice to know how to speak spanish
LMHBrent (9:12:03 PM): OH BABY
JihadJimmyCDF (9:12:15 PM): heh, he's stealing the shit
LMHBrent (9:12:21 PM): is he trying to speak spanish?
LMHBrent (9:12:23 PM): what did he steal? i missed it
JihadJimmyCDF (9:12:32 PM): he stole the hot chicks' cab
LMHBrent (9:12:35 PM): oh that sucks
JihadJimmyCDF (9:12:36 PM): "this is retarded"
LMHBrent (9:12:40 PM): well those girls should have been waiting
JihadJimmyCDF (9:12:45 PM): lindsay lohan got in trouble for calling everything retarded...
LMHBrent (9:12:57 PM): no one is runniing
LMHBrent (9:12:59 PM): oh nevermind
JihadJimmyCDF (9:13:04 PM): yeah WTF
LMHBrent (9:13:13 PM): norte sur?
LMHBrent (9:13:17 PM): isn't that north south?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:13:36 PM): i don't know.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:13:37 PM): honey.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:13:40 PM): i didn't take spanish
LMHBrent (9:13:41 PM): "get on the highway honey"
LMHBrent (9:13:49 PM): maybe they meant something else than "sur"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:13:57 PM): joyce looks like death incarnate
LMHBrent (9:14:01 PM): okay we've seen that sign enough time already
LMHBrent (9:14:03 PM): AHHAH yeah
LMHBrent (9:14:09 PM): she looked kinda weird
LMHBrent (9:14:17 PM): i like the red head too
LMHBrent (9:14:21 PM): yum-tastic
JihadJimmyCDF (9:14:29 PM): yeah
LMHBrent (9:14:31 PM): "retarded"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:14:33 PM): she said retarded again
LMHBrent (9:14:41 PM): listen to your gay son
JihadJimmyCDF (9:14:42 PM): you watch, people will be upset
LMHBrent (9:14:43 PM): milf
JihadJimmyCDF (9:14:59 PM): and now i don't like bostonians in addition to new yorkers
JihadJimmyCDF (9:15:32 PM): are they lost?
LMHBrent (9:15:39 PM): i'm not sure
LMHBrent (9:15:46 PM): woah cool
JihadJimmyCDF (9:15:58 PM): oh she has freckles on her chest
LMHBrent (9:16:08 PM): huevos hahaa
JihadJimmyCDF (9:16:27 PM): yay for old people
LMHBrent (9:16:30 PM): hehe
JihadJimmyCDF (9:16:54 PM): oh dude, they're way screwed
LMHBrent (9:16:56 PM): i haven't heard the host in a while
LMHBrent (9:17:03 PM): yeah they're not anywhere close
LMHBrent (9:17:11 PM): okay i gotta go do laundry
LMHBrent (9:17:11 PM): brb
JihadJimmyCDF (9:17:20 PM): OK
JihadJimmyCDF (9:20:24 PM): shit back on!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:20:26 PM): that was fast
JihadJimmyCDF (9:20:34 PM): crow's feet
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:03 PM): OK looks as if they hella went the wrong way
LMHBrent (9:21:17 PM): shit shit
LMHBrent (9:21:19 PM): i'm back
LMHBrent (9:21:20 PM): damm
LMHBrent (9:21:22 PM): what did i miss
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:26 PM): you're driving on a road... why must you get so excited
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:28 PM): ?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:35 PM): the hot chicks finally got turned around
LMHBrent (9:21:40 PM): oh nice
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:52 PM): and the MILFag got onto the freeway
LMHBrent (9:21:53 PM): damn i didn't finish loading the second laundry
LMHBrent (9:21:56 PM): YIELD BABY
LMHBrent (9:22:11 PM): finally they got back on
LMHBrent (9:22:29 PM): wait if rob/amber are first, no one can yield them?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:22:30 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own Pros and Cons.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:22:36 PM): yeah, nobody can
LMHBrent (9:22:40 PM): oh i see
JihadJimmyCDF (9:23:10 PM): paddle, dude
LMHBrent (9:23:26 PM): you can only yield once in the game?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:23:35 PM): i like how that genuine argentinian sign is in engish
JihadJimmyCDF (9:23:37 PM): yeah, only once
LMHBrent (9:23:40 PM): most people are paddling
JihadJimmyCDF (9:23:57 PM): it's a relatively new innovation... only three seasons old now?
LMHBrent (9:24:02 PM): there are ohter people on the raft?
LMHBrent (9:24:06 PM): oh i see
JihadJimmyCDF (9:24:11 PM): yeah three professionals?
LMHBrent (9:24:12 PM): has it really made a difference?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:24:16 PM): not really
LMHBrent (9:24:17 PM): i know in TAR6 didn't help
LMHBrent (9:24:18 PM): oh i see
JihadJimmyCDF (9:24:30 PM): let's bike it bro!
LMHBrent (9:24:35 PM): yeah bro
JihadJimmyCDF (9:24:40 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
LMHBrent (9:24:47 PM): like we were kids riding bikes
JihadJimmyCDF (9:24:50 PM): i hate those cheesedicks
LMHBrent (9:24:56 PM): i bet theyr'e the only ones biking
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:00 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:25:05 PM): well they have lots of help with the paddling
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:07 PM): the gays said "lean forward, lean back"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:09 PM): yeah dude
LMHBrent (9:25:11 PM): yeah you go girl
LMHBrent (9:25:18 PM): go girlfriend!!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:26 PM): Crap those gays are annoying
LMHBrent (9:25:33 PM): yeah hell yes
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:38 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:25:40 PM): one-two-one-two
JihadJimmyCDF (9:25:43 PM): yeah take that you pigfuckers
LMHBrent (9:25:54 PM): nice!
LMHBrent (9:26:02 PM): the bastonians got faced
LMHBrent (9:26:05 PM): that's teamwork
JihadJimmyCDF (9:26:12 PM): yay for gay
JihadJimmyCDF (9:26:25 PM): yeah take your top off
LMHBrent (9:26:26 PM): ahahah
JihadJimmyCDF (9:26:53 PM): that's stupid how they have to turn to the camera and declare their yielding intentions
LMHBrent (9:26:54 PM): 3 teams close to eacah other
LMHBrent (9:27:05 PM): yeah that's d-u-m dumb
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:08 PM): wow, it's an ocean
LMHBrent (9:27:16 PM): what was that book?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:17 PM): dude, are they lost?
LMHBrent (9:27:29 PM): oh shizzle are they so out?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:36 PM): oh shit, they're majorly fucked
LMHBrent (9:27:38 PM): FUCK
LMHBrent (9:27:41 PM): that is gay
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:46 PM): they need a airport bottleneck
LMHBrent (9:27:48 PM): they're so humpable too
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:53 PM): that's retarded!
LMHBrent (9:27:56 PM): should i tone down my speech?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:27:59 PM): no
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:01 PM): fuck it
LMHBrent (9:28:01 PM): for SHoP?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:04 PM): nobody reads the SHoP anyway
LMHBrent (9:28:06 PM): SORRY SIXH
LMHBrent (9:28:10 PM): AHAHHAHA
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:10 PM): dumb pigfuckers
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:13 PM): fuck that guy!
LMHBrent (9:28:19 PM): all 7,000 hits huh
LMHBrent (9:28:31 PM): jiggler eggs
LMHBrent (9:28:36 PM): that's bastos!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:38 PM): check out my 2nd to last post... i had to censor some of my shit because my kindergarten buddy SixH is a big pussy
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:44 PM): \Y/
JihadJimmyCDF (9:28:55 PM): brb
LMHBrent (9:29:04 PM): ok
LMHBrent (9:30:52 PM): okay back
LMHBrent (9:31:00 PM): they are so last
LMHBrent (9:31:09 PM): bro! flat tire bro!
LMHBrent (9:31:12 PM): blow it up baby
JihadJimmyCDF (9:31:16 PM): sorry i was late bro
LMHBrent (9:31:18 PM): like that blowup doll
JihadJimmyCDF (9:31:21 PM): ha ha
LMHBrent (9:31:29 PM): that's what you get BRO
JihadJimmyCDF (9:31:31 PM): i hope the LA-tards... dude you are soggy
JihadJimmyCDF (9:31:45 PM): hope the la-tards lose to the old people
LMHBrent (9:31:46 PM): maybe you can paddle your bike, BRO
JihadJimmyCDF (9:31:52 PM): do they have to take the bike back?
LMHBrent (9:31:56 PM): i don't thikn so
LMHBrent (9:32:01 PM): they just ahve to walk the rest of the 7y miles
LMHBrent (9:32:09 PM): that looks like fun actually
LMHBrent (9:32:13 PM): whitewater rafting
JihadJimmyCDF (9:32:38 PM): yeah she's not hot dude
LMHBrent (9:32:39 PM): one hot black chick out there
JihadJimmyCDF (9:32:46 PM): probably why you're shooting blanks
LMHBrent (9:32:47 PM): RETARDED
JihadJimmyCDF (9:32:54 PM): man-doza!
LMHBrent (9:32:57 PM): it must be the special word of the episode
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:15 PM): oh who said retarded?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:18 PM): i missed it
LMHBrent (9:33:20 PM): every time you say the word, you lose your place in the race
LMHBrent (9:33:21 PM): the bros
LMHBrent (9:33:23 PM): the LA bros
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:29 PM): OMG there's a fag!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:32 PM): i mean a flag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:39 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
LMHBrent (9:33:43 PM): oh brb
LMHBrent (9:33:45 PM): phone
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:55 PM): that's a lot of fucking meat
LMHBrent (9:34:00 PM): it's korean stephen
JihadJimmyCDF (9:34:04 PM): NP
JihadJimmyCDF (9:34:11 PM): yeah ask the fags which one likes meat
LMHBrent (9:34:56 PM): i may have to forfeit the rest of this 3amC
JihadJimmyCDF (9:35:10 PM): NP
JihadJimmyCDF (9:35:18 PM): oh those chicks are hot
LMHBrent (9:35:43 PM): oh yeah
JihadJimmyCDF (9:35:46 PM): the death-chick is cute
JihadJimmyCDF (9:37:11 PM): OK maybe the LA-tards can show up that pussy rob
JihadJimmyCDF (9:37:21 PM): OK now amber's cute
JihadJimmyCDF (9:37:38 PM): uChenna's gonna go Chip on this meat
JihadJimmyCDF (9:37:40 PM): uChenna
JihadJimmyCDF (9:37:41 PM): heh
JihadJimmyCDF (9:38:36 PM): four hour penalty
JihadJimmyCDF (9:38:43 PM): from the time the next team arrives
JihadJimmyCDF (9:38:46 PM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (9:38:50 PM): what a pussy
JihadJimmyCDF (9:39:01 PM): even the shitty teams from seasons past finished their tasks
JihadJimmyCDF (9:39:14 PM): except the retard jews from a few episodes ago
JihadJimmyCDF (9:39:37 PM): "i just quit (because i'ma pussy)"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:39:51 PM): OK you're still a tard
JihadJimmyCDF (9:40:12 PM): oh, were you still a POW?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:40:56 PM): oh please, don't make rob out to be some kind of mastermind genius
JihadJimmyCDF (9:41:06 PM): this is bullshit
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:29 PM): wow
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:35 PM): shark attack looks all kinds of shitty
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:08 PM): wow, so the new trend is to be a pussy quitter like Bostard Rob
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:28 PM): Dude, uChenna is no Chip, but he'll do
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:44 PM): Oh yes, wacky argentenian pit stop
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:50 PM): "do you want a mint?"
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:58 PM): nice job butch fag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:46:52 PM): oh, pit stop already?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:05 PM): oh hi
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:14 PM): fags team #1
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:29 PM): yeah, umm, phil isn't impressed
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:43 PM): ijust wanna see chip/reichen hate crime you
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:51 PM): uChenna/Joyce team #2
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:55 PM): that sucks
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:02 PM): he got tripped up on the drive
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:07 PM): heh, you'll find a meal alright
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:25 PM): shut up you stupid asshole
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:34 PM): yay you're a pigfucker
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:44 PM): good luck fag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:04 PM): eat it gay
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:18 PM): debbie & bianca in last place
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:26 PM): ooh they love each other
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:29 PM): yay!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:43 PM): brian/greg ron/kelly teams #3 and 4
JihadJimmyCDF (9:49:57 PM): yeah, this is why i need you to be quiet
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:01 PM): you stupid catty fag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:10 PM): this is why fags are annoying
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:15 PM): you dumb fag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:26 PM): hi mom
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:44 PM): yeah it was a good idea because the rest of the teams are dumbfucks
JihadJimmyCDF (9:51:28 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING RETARD
JihadJimmyCDF (9:51:35 PM): AND STOP SPEAKING OUT OF THE SIDE OF YOUR GODDAM MOUTH
LMHBrent (9:51:41 PM): hahaha
JihadJimmyCDF (9:51:44 PM): AND YOU DIDN'T PULL ANYTHING OFF EXCEPT FOR CONFIRMING THAT YOU'REA PUSSY
JihadJimmyCDF (9:51:47 PM): FUCK I HATE THAT GUY
JihadJimmyCDF (9:51:51 PM): PUSSY/AMBER TEAM #5
JihadJimmyCDF (9:52:10 PM): FUCK WHAT AN ASSHOLE
JihadJimmyCDF (9:52:17 PM): yeah it's a shot
JihadJimmyCDF (9:52:44 PM): he's not so happy anymore is he
JihadJimmyCDF (9:53:09 PM): whoa she had an old head
JihadJimmyCDF (9:53:21 PM): and Bostard Rob is not some kind of fucking genius
JihadJimmyCDF (9:53:26 PM): ray/deana team #6
JihadJimmyCDF (9:53:34 PM): old dudes team #7
JihadJimmyCDF (9:53:52 PM): oh please please please beat the fag
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:02 PM): what is that chick doing?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:08 PM): oh he did it
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:19 PM): MILFag 8th place
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:31 PM): no!!! the chicks are gonna get philiminated
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:40 PM): yeah way too dark to even be close
JihadJimmyCDF (9:54:43 PM): don't even fucking pretend
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:06 PM): yeah Ok people notice the difference in lighting
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:15 PM): yeah no shit team MILFag made it
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:19 PM): MILFag team #8
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:28 PM): ooh hi
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:33 PM): ooh it's cold
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:47 PM): debbie/bianca last team to arrive
JihadJimmyCDF (9:55:57 PM): i'm sorry to tell you you've both been eliminated from the race
JihadJimmyCDF (9:56:00 PM): shit
JihadJimmyCDF (9:56:14 PM): yeah nice job evening the playing field
JihadJimmyCDF (9:56:31 PM): can i watch you love each other forever?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:56:37 PM): please
JihadJimmyCDF (9:56:43 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
JihadJimmyCDF (9:58:52 PM): next episode
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:00 PM): rob and amber attempting agressive move
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:04 PM): joyce falls off a horse
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:11 PM): and deana is white trash
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:20 PM): next, judging amy!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:21 PM): yay
JihadJimmyCDF (9:59:34 PM): OK goodnight kids see ya next week
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
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