Potty Mouth Alert: I've made the bad words all the same color as the background. You don't have to read them if you don't want to. I'm not making you highlight them, so don't complain.
Spoiler Alert: You probably didn't glean this from the title, as the title is as stupid as the show who originally bears the name. SixH and Tio J take a mensa quiz and talk about it. That's all. I swear, the longer the SHoP goes on, the more and more like the Don and Mike Show this becomes.
All my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
JihadJimmy = Tio Jaime, Engineer-in-Training
Tinkleflower = SixHertz, the SHoP Ministry of Truth. Also the Ministry of Love.JihadJimmy (9:21:35 AM): i might get to go to seattle this weeeknd
JihadJimmy (9:21:40 AM): weekend
Tinkleflower (9:21:56 AM): cool. ol stomping grounds
JihadJimmy (9:22:18 AM): well... stomping grounds away from stompin
grounds, i suppose
Tinkleflower (9:30:29 AM): just took a mensa workout--it said I'd have a
strong chance of joining if I took the actual test.
Tinkleflower (9:30:48 AM): 26/30 on this sucka. lemme get it for you...
Tinkleflower (9:31:12 AM): http://www.mensa.org/workout2.php
JihadJimmy (9:40:53 AM): dude, i got a *32*
JihadJimmy (9:40:57 AM): j/k
JihadJimmy (9:41:02 AM): how long is it?
Tinkleflower (9:43:38 AM): 30 mins, 30 questions
JihadJimmy (9:44:14 AM): shit 30 mins? yeah i ain't really doing
anything else righ tnow
Tinkleflower (9:44:39 AM): get a piece of paper for it.
JihadJimmy (9:45:34 AM): i don't need no stinkin' paper
Tinkleflower (9:45:38 AM): hahah
JihadJimmy (9:46:50 AM): OK i need some stinkin' paper
Tinkleflower (9:47:02 AM): LOL
JihadJimmy (9:49:19 AM): OK fuck you fruits. i needed paper
Tinkleflower (9:49:33 AM): hahah
JihadJimmy (9:51:58 AM): what kind of fucking stupid elephants are these
anyway?
Tinkleflower (9:52:37 AM): yeah, i thought it was a trick question.
JihadJimmy (9:52:56 AM): is anuscard a word?
JihadJimmy (9:53:01 AM): anusbox?
JihadJimmy (9:53:04 AM): anusbag!
JihadJimmy (10:06:12 AM): fuck you other english words!
Tinkleflower (10:06:32 AM): i had difficulty with those too.
JihadJimmy (10:06:41 AM): i'm guessing those are the ones you missed?
Tinkleflower (10:06:48 AM): i got all the math ones.
JihadJimmy (10:06:52 AM): yay math
Tinkleflower (10:07:02 AM): the jumble words I crapped on.
JihadJimmy (10:07:08 AM): is rapebag a word?
Tinkleflower (10:07:12 AM): hahaha
Tinkleflower (10:07:28 AM): I got that one, actually.
JihadJimmy (10:07:37 AM): how the fuck?
JihadJimmy (10:07:38 AM): whoa
Tinkleflower (10:07:49 AM): the one with HASTE in it, I didn't
JihadJimmy (10:08:00 AM): that is the one w/haste
Tinkleflower (10:08:15 AM): ok, nevermind. I didn't get that one.
Tinkleflower (10:08:25 AM): I know the answer, though...now.
JihadJimmy (10:08:28 AM): i bet
Tinkleflower (10:08:34 AM): it's retarded.
Tinkleflower (10:08:46 AM): some english dude probably gets it.
JihadJimmy (10:08:48 AM): it's not "gurgenflurgenzergen REZELSCHEFT" is
it?
Tinkleflower (10:08:57 AM): that would be easy.
JihadJimmy (10:08:59 AM): yes
JihadJimmy (10:09:06 AM): for us SHoPpers, at least
Tinkleflower (10:09:24 AM): I think 'penis' should really be the answer
for that one.
JihadJimmy (10:09:33 AM): or "hump"
Tinkleflower (10:09:35 AM): or 'mangina'
Tinkleflower (10:09:39 AM): humpbag.
Tinkleflower (10:09:42 AM): humphaste.
JihadJimmy (10:09:44 AM): or "rape dollars"
JihadJimmy (10:10:59 AM): Only one other word can be made from all the
letters of INSATIABLE. Can you find it?
JihadJimmy (10:11:10 AM): the answer is "yes, given an assload of time"
JihadJimmy (10:11:17 AM): or "no, eat me"
Tinkleflower (10:12:30 AM): yeah, that one was impossible.
JihadJimmy (10:12:52 AM): i'm guessing these add-a-word questions don't
turn out to be compound words?
JihadJimmy (10:13:39 AM): eff this, i give the eff up
Tinkleflower (10:13:47 AM): they do
Tinkleflower (10:13:56 AM): they'll be compound words.
JihadJimmy (10:14:27 AM): what the fuck is a postcode?
JihadJimmy (10:14:35 AM): and you didn't get that one?
JihadJimmy (10:14:45 AM): isn't your dad a mail-dude?
JihadJimmy (10:15:13 AM): AND FUCK YOU DAYLIGHT
JihadJimmy (10:15:27 AM): and what the hell is a banality?
Tinkleflower (10:16:32 AM): yeah, that's why I said some english dude would've gotten it.
JihadJimmy (10:17:10 AM): did you get parachute?
Tinkleflower (10:17:52 AM): nope
Tinkleflower (10:18:09 AM): I did get the 'day' one.
JihadJimmy (10:18:14 AM): oh
JihadJimmy (10:18:20 AM): so which other one did you miss?
JihadJimmy (10:18:25 AM): stronger?
Tinkleflower (10:19:17 AM): I missed 'post', banality,
parachute....and....umm...
JihadJimmy (10:20:39 AM): grassland/landscape?
Tinkleflower (10:20:51 AM): oh, number 7 actually.
Tinkleflower (10:20:59 AM): syllable to number thing.
JihadJimmy (10:21:04 AM): i used different logic, but i still managed to
get it
JihadJimmy (10:21:10 AM): did you count vowels?
Tinkleflower (10:21:17 AM): fuck. no
Tinkleflower (10:21:38 AM): i didn't spend very long on it, guessed 25
JihadJimmy (10:21:44 AM): ahh
JihadJimmy (10:22:28 AM): OK i got a question for you..
Tinkleflower (10:22:32 AM): so, what did you get on it?
Tinkleflower (10:22:34 AM): ok
JihadJimmy (10:22:36 AM): 27
Tinkleflower (10:22:49 AM): cool
Tinkleflower (10:22:51 AM): not bad
JihadJimmy (10:23:47 AM): what four letter english word can be placed in
the beginning to make more english words... WAD HOLE STICK TARD LORD
NUT BALL
Tinkleflower (10:24:11 AM): dick
JihadJimmy (10:24:11 AM): HEAD
Tinkleflower (10:24:24 AM): poop
Tinkleflower (10:24:27 AM): dork
Tinkleflower (10:24:30 AM): piss
Tinkleflower (10:24:38 AM): ****!
Tinkleflower (10:24:42 AM): ding ding ding!
JihadJimmy (10:24:45 AM): ding ding ding
JihadJimmy (10:24:49 AM): FUCK! FUCK YEAH!
JihadJimmy (10:29:54 AM): hey my friend is trying to cook up a script to
load up those bikini terror alert chicks
Tinkleflower (10:30:52 AM): hah, nice
JihadJimmy (10:31:43 AM): Whatever your passion, there's almost certain
to be a Special Interest Group (SIG) filled with other Mensans who
share it! Mensa offers approximately 200 SIGs, in mind-boggling profusion
from African Violets to zoology. Along the way you'll find microbiology,
and systems analysis, but you'll also find Sherlock Holmes, chocolate
and Star Trek. There are the expected: biochemistry, space science,
economics -- and the unexpected: poker, roller-skating, scuba diving, UFOs
and witchcraft. There are SIGs for breadmaking, winemaking, cartooning,
silversmithing, and clowning. Heraldry, semantics and Egyptology
co-exist with beekeeping, motorcycling and tap dancing. Sports SIGs cover the
classics (baseball, basketball, and football) and the not-so-classic
(skeet shooting, hang gliding, skydiving). And any Mensan who can't find
a SIG to join can easily start one.
JihadJimmy (10:32:00 AM): i can start the first Strip Club SIG
Tinkleflower (10:32:12 AM): hah
JihadJimmy (10:32:29 AM): they should have serial killing SIGs or gang
rape SIGs
JihadJimmy (10:32:37 AM): and beanie babie SIGs
JihadJimmy (10:32:54 AM): julia roberts stalking SIGs
JihadJimmy (10:33:22 AM): bukkake SIGs
Tinkleflower (10:33:32 AM): goatse SIGs
JihadJimmy (10:33:36 AM): goddamit
JihadJimmy (10:33:43 AM): i was just about to say that one!
Tinkleflower (10:33:46 AM): :D
JihadJimmy (10:33:50 AM): man you are one sick fuck
Tinkleflower (10:33:57 AM): you bet.
JihadJimmy (10:33:58 AM): i am proud to call you my friend
Tinkleflower (10:33:58 AM): :D
JihadJimmy (11:01:15 AM): hey, i'm gonna post th is
JihadJimmy (11:01:22 AM): but i'll censor out the naughty words
JihadJimmy (11:01:29 AM): and i'll black out the quiz spoilers
Tinkleflower (11:01:46 AM): actually, post it on xanga side.
JihadJimmy (11:02:09 AM): it'll be SHoPpable if i take out the bad words
Tinkleflower (11:02:39 AM): ok
JihadJimmy (11:03:00 AM): i'll keep it as a draft... take a look and
greenlight it or redlight it
Tinkleflower (11:03:11 AM): ok, lemme know when ready
JihadJimmy (11:03:22 AM): not for a wh ile.... maybe not until this
evening
JihadJimmy (11:03:30 AM): gotta bit of work to do
JihadJimmy (11:03:33 AM): and fuck i'm hungry
JihadJimmy (11:06:29 AM): my piss smelled like ramen
Tinkleflower (11:06:39 AM): oh god.
Tinkleflower (11:06:43 AM): didn't need to hear that.
JihadJimmy (11:06:52 AM): hey be thankful it was #1
JihadJimmy (11:06:54 AM): and not #2
JihadJimmy (11:06:57 AM): or... #3
Tinkleflower (11:07:06 AM): hah
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