Contains adult language. If you're looking for pics of Marisa Miller in Perfect 10, I have those. But not here. Unles you wanna see SixH go ballistic...
Enjoy,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
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BloodPfhart (8:46:36 PM): hello dere!
BloodPfhart (8:51:10 PM): and with 10 mins to finish dinner, i get to watch some shitty NBC crap
BloodPfhart (8:51:27 PM): oh please please please let it be fear factor
BloodPfhart (8:51:32 PM): what the shit is this?
BloodPfhart (8:51:41 PM): huh?
BloodPfhart (8:51:44 PM): wow this isn't funny
BloodPfhart (8:51:57 PM): oh wait, it's scrubs
BloodPfhart (8:52:07 PM): and why is it starting at 8 mins to 9?
BloodPfhart (8:53:01 PM): hey good idea there w/the 43 min W&G
BloodPfhart (8:53:37 PM): OK not so funny
BloodPfhart (8:57:13 PM): OK NCIS is somehow integrated w/the rest of society
BloodPfhart (8:57:20 PM): is this the show w/the cute goth chick?
Poke00210 (9:00:22 PM): hello?
Poke00210 (9:00:49 PM): OK why does iChat say this room is empty when there is definitely a Poke00210 here?
BloodPfhart (9:01:13 PM): ooh, the cute goth chick is on this show...
BloodPfhart (9:01:45 PM): wow, jessica alba looks janky now
BloodPfhart (9:01:55 PM): ha ha the bostard stole a cab
BloodPfhart (9:02:25 PM): OK how long untiil Jihad Jimmy gets mad at the Bostard?
BloodPfhart (9:02:38 PM): A) 0-2 mins after the theme song
BloodPfhart (9:02:44 PM): B) 2-4 mins after the theme song
BloodPfhart (9:02:54 PM): c) 4-6 mins after the theme song
BloodPfhart (9:03:02 PM): d) 6+ mins after the theme song
BloodPfhart (9:03:05 PM): SHIT!
BloodPfhart (9:03:09 PM): A MAZE ING
BloodPfhart (9:03:10 PM): AMAZING
BloodPfhart (9:03:13 PM): A MAZE ING
BloodPfhart (9:03:16 PM): AMAZING
BloodPfhart (9:03:21 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
BloodPfhart (9:03:26 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
BloodPfhart (9:03:30 PM): A! MAZING RACE!
BloodPfhart (9:03:32 PM): A MAZE ING
BloodPfhart (9:03:34 PM): AMAZING
BloodPfhart (9:03:36 PM): A MAZE ING
BloodPfhart (9:03:38 PM): AMAZING
BloodPfhart (9:03:50 PM): BETTING ENDS!!!!!
BloodPfhart (9:05:34 PM): i like that mike kryzewski
BloodPfhart (9:05:36 PM): or however you spell it
BloodPfhart (9:05:51 PM): i like him, yet i don't really care about basket ball this year...
BloodPfhart (9:05:55 PM): i didn't watch a single game
BloodPfhart (9:05:58 PM): watched part of cal/ucla
BloodPfhart (9:06:07 PM): OK it's back
BloodPfhart (9:06:09 PM): this is Mendoza
BloodPfhart (9:06:15 PM): lush farm community in argentina
BloodPfhart (9:06:24 PM): phil is all khakied out
BloodPfhart (9:06:37 PM): FUCK YOU AND ROB'S UNORTHODOX STRATEGY
BloodPfhart (9:06:45 PM): HE'S A COCKMASTER, GET OVER IT
BloodPfhart (9:07:07 PM): OK who had 2-4?
BloodPfhart (9:07:20 PM): team homo first to leave
BloodPfhart (9:07:36 PM): team Shooting Blancks 2nd to leave
BloodPfhart (9:07:45 PM): yeah you dumbass
BloodPfhart (9:07:50 PM): have you never fucking watched this show before?
BloodPfhart (9:08:09 PM): when has a team ever been the first out of an entire country?
BloodPfhart (9:08:22 PM): LA-tards leaving 3rd? 4th?
BloodPfhart (9:08:27 PM): and i think the POW too
BloodPfhart (9:08:39 PM): hey i like how the signs this time around are in the native language
BloodPfhart (9:08:43 PM): You going native on me?
BloodPfhart (9:08:59 PM): dude, aren't you a POW? you didn't have time to learn spanish?
BloodPfhart (9:09:16 PM): please don't interpret this as ingratitude to POWs
BloodPfhart (9:09:22 PM): A road block is a task that only one person can perform
BloodPfhart (9:09:39 PM): must ride horse through barrels, spear ring
BloodPfhart (9:09:47 PM): FAG
BloodPfhart (9:09:50 PM): YAY A PRETTY HELMET
BloodPfhart (9:09:58 PM): BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING TARD
BloodPfhart (9:10:05 PM): UNDAH PRESSHAH
BloodPfhart (9:10:06 PM): FUCK YOU
BloodPfhart (9:10:45 PM): and if team homo has to put down a time which is competitive to genuine argentinian cowboys... how can anybody leave the country?
BloodPfhart (9:11:07 PM): that was a competitive run?
BloodPfhart (9:11:18 PM): heh, she fell
BloodPfhart (9:11:27 PM): LOL can't pick another horse
BloodPfhart (9:11:34 PM): yay do your fag prancing
BloodPfhart (9:11:44 PM): Teams must now drive themsleves 25 miles to Mendoza Airport
BloodPfhart (9:11:52 PM): fly to buenos aires
BloodPfhart (9:12:00 PM): next plane leaves 5 hours later
BloodPfhart (9:12:46 PM): you stupid LA-tards
BloodPfhart (9:12:53 PM): even their nickname is retarded
BloodPfhart (9:13:01 PM): Yeah, the foreigners don't give a fuck
BloodPfhart (9:13:08 PM): OK cool
BloodPfhart (9:13:17 PM): joyce could totally kick useless's ass
BloodPfhart (9:13:21 PM): and joyce beat the fags
BloodPfhart (9:13:22 PM): LOL
BloodPfhart (9:13:32 PM): OK i think i like the Shotting Blancks team
BloodPfhart (9:13:55 PM): in case that confuses you, their claim to fame was being infertile
BloodPfhart (9:14:04 PM): oh, are you lost you stupid fucking bastards?
BloodPfhart (9:14:40 PM): Ok and the years-have-not-been-kind-beauty-queen did it
BloodPfhart (9:14:45 PM): Mendoza airport
BloodPfhart (9:14:56 PM): oh maybe the gay boys can make it out first
BloodPfhart (9:15:00 PM): first and alone
BloodPfhart (9:15:10 PM): LOL
BloodPfhart (9:15:13 PM): he called him "B"
BloodPfhart (9:15:36 PM): ooh, Shooting Blancks made it on the first plane
BloodPfhart (9:15:44 PM): hey, shut up you stupid old tard
BloodPfhart (9:15:52 PM): YOU ARE AND OLD PEOPLE
BloodPfhart (9:16:03 PM): team MILFag in last place
BloodPfhart (9:16:19 PM): right before them is theold people
BloodPfhart (9:16:26 PM): yeah nice job fuckwad
BloodPfhart (9:16:37 PM): good luck BABY
BloodPfhart (9:16:44 PM): OK another reason to hate them
BloodPfhart (9:16:48 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
BloodPfhart (9:16:53 PM): POW on first flight
BloodPfhart (9:17:08 PM): BABY that was easy!
BloodPfhart (9:17:13 PM): you look cute on a horse, BABE
BloodPfhart (9:17:18 PM): FUCK YOU YOU DUMB CUNT
BloodPfhart (9:17:41 PM): did they get on the flight?
BloodPfhart (9:17:45 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
BloodPfhart (9:17:48 PM): NOBODY CARES
BloodPfhart (9:17:57 PM): NOBODY CARES THAT THEY HAD TO DO IT AND YOU DIDN'T
BloodPfhart (9:18:03 PM): YOU ARE A COUPLE OF PIGFUCKERS
BloodPfhart (9:18:13 PM): ok and now the gays are annoying me
BloodPfhart (9:18:21 PM): oswald and danny would've totally kicked their asses
BloodPfhart (9:18:26 PM): FUCK
BloodPfhart (9:18:37 PM): you pigfucking argentinans
BloodPfhart (9:18:47 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
BloodPfhart (9:18:52 PM): AND STOP TALKING OUT OF THE SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH
BloodPfhart (9:19:12 PM): ooh yes, show the happy teams before they see Dumb and Amber
BloodPfhart (9:22:15 PM): oh i wonder what's gonna happen
BloodPfhart (9:22:20 PM): maybe they'll behead them
BloodPfhart (9:22:25 PM): "that's horsecrap!"
BloodPfhart (9:22:44 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
BloodPfhart (9:23:26 PM): i thought fags were tolerant
BloodPfhart (9:23:29 PM): and this one wants to run over clowns
BloodPfhart (9:23:32 PM): LOL
BloodPfhart (9:23:51 PM): heh the old dude is pissed
BloodPfhart (9:24:09 PM): A or B... victoria or deana
BloodPfhart (9:24:17 PM): heh "it's the oldsters"
BloodPfhart (9:24:27 PM): dude, the old dude's horse is kinda small
BloodPfhart (9:24:33 PM): "c'mon old boy"
BloodPfhart (9:24:54 PM): ooh hot argentinian
BloodPfhart (9:24:56 PM): chick
BloodPfhart (9:25:05 PM): hot argentinian chick
BloodPfhart (9:25:14 PM): and now she's crying
BloodPfhart (9:25:17 PM): and he's pissed
BloodPfhart (9:25:30 PM): but not as much of a cocokmaster as COCKMASTER last season
BloodPfhart (9:25:42 PM): "Patrick is weak"
BloodPfhart (9:25:55 PM): OK if you think taking your shirt off will help...
BloodPfhart (9:26:13 PM): oh nice job
BloodPfhart (9:26:21 PM): she had one of the faster times
BloodPfhart (9:26:46 PM): yeah, we kinda had you pegged for a not-the-back-of-the-pack kinda guy
BloodPfhart (9:26:56 PM): and the fag is mad at his MILFfy mom
BloodPfhart (9:27:04 PM): dude, you *are* an embarassing moment
BloodPfhart (9:27:44 PM): WTF
BloodPfhart (9:27:56 PM): how the fuck did they get first out of the airport?
BloodPfhart (9:28:00 PM): what a crock of shit
BloodPfhart (9:28:18 PM): are they trying to get faithful fans to hate the shit out of their favorite show?
BloodPfhart (9:28:38 PM): and why the shirt is there some weird dude in a black trenchcoat?
BloodPfhart (9:28:47 PM): does this signify argentina or something?
BloodPfhart (9:29:08 PM): and he's using english w/a stupid accent so the foreigners can understand him
BloodPfhart (9:29:11 PM): oh get on teh fucking train already
BloodPfhart (9:29:26 PM): OK LA-tards and POW on the train w/Robtard
BloodPfhart (9:29:39 PM): Shooting Blancks and gay boys got the clue
BloodPfhart (9:29:52 PM): oh did they all get on the first train?
BloodPfhart (9:29:53 PM): i guess they did
BloodPfhart (9:29:59 PM): old dudes on the second flight
BloodPfhart (9:30:07 PM): old man on the second flight
BloodPfhart (9:30:15 PM): MILFag on the flight
BloodPfhart (9:30:25 PM): and why did the old chick say "menage a trois?"
BloodPfhart (9:31:06 PM): OK and that AOL commercial makes me hate minorities
BloodPfhart (9:31:50 PM): heh, check out the old SHoP post mentioned here
BloodPfhart (9:32:03 PM): ooh hi michelle from San Francisco, CA
BloodPfhart (9:32:12 PM): why are all you chicks all tore-up and old?
BloodPfhart (9:32:14 PM): oh botox
BloodPfhart (9:32:33 PM): Who among us doesn't loveNASCARbotox?
BloodPfhart (9:34:00 PM): wow and now i don't wanna buy a jetta
BloodPfhart (9:34:08 PM): who the hell is calling me?
BloodPfhart (9:34:08 PM): i ain't answering
BloodPfhart (9:34:45 PM): oh rob's fucktard radar went off
BloodPfhart (9:34:53 PM): oh, rob is like an STD
BloodPfhart (9:34:59 PM): stupid, but true
BloodPfhart (9:35:04 PM): and now the STD is following you
BloodPfhart (9:35:10 PM): hey nice job fagboys
BloodPfhart (9:35:17 PM): yoyu created rob's nickname
BloodPfhart (9:35:33 PM): and just think, how many bloggers out there are now going to call him STD
BloodPfhart (9:35:43 PM): OK shipwreck or island
BloodPfhart (9:35:57 PM): and did you know that a detour is a choice between two tasks? each with its own pros and cons
BloodPfhart (9:35:59 PM): oh yes
BloodPfhart (9:36:20 PM): yes, rafting is so fun
BloodPfhart (9:36:25 PM): shit, gotta go over a bgridge
BloodPfhart (9:36:36 PM): Shooting Blancks and POWs lost
BloodPfhart (9:36:41 PM): and LA-tards too
BloodPfhart (9:36:47 PM): hey BABE
BloodPfhart (9:37:14 PM): did the fagboys go after the shipwreck?
BloodPfhart (9:37:23 PM): island, says team POW
BloodPfhart (9:37:32 PM): yeah they beat you out big fucking deal
BloodPfhart (9:37:56 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
BloodPfhart (9:38:03 PM): YOU AND YOUR RETARD HOLY CANOLLI
BloodPfhart (9:38:10 PM): queer
BloodPfhart (9:38:28 PM): shut up you fucker
BloodPfhart (9:38:38 PM): 35 miles by taxi to La Martina
BloodPfhart (9:38:57 PM): heh
BloodPfhart (9:39:08 PM): the fagboys motor is fallign off
BloodPfhart (9:39:12 PM): and i think they're dead in the water
BloodPfhart (9:39:22 PM): needle in a haystack?
BloodPfhart (9:39:25 PM): it's a big damn boat
BloodPfhart (9:39:33 PM): the LA-fuckers found it
BloodPfhart (9:39:48 PM): SHUT UP
BloodPfhart (9:39:55 PM): nothing better thana red sox hat
BloodPfhart (9:40:11 PM): well i'd have to say there is... running you over with a big fucking truck for example
BloodPfhart (9:40:23 PM): that sucks
BloodPfhart (9:40:28 PM): thanks phil!
BloodPfhart (9:41:06 PM): joyce is kinda excitable
BloodPfhart (9:41:12 PM): there's a fag!
BloodPfhart (9:41:17 PM): i mean, "there's a flag!"
BloodPfhart (9:42:03 PM): OK STD, as long as you admit you're lucky and not really talented
BloodPfhart (9:42:05 PM): yeahi wonder
BloodPfhart (9:42:12 PM): please spare me the suspense
BloodPfhart (9:42:16 PM): i'm starting to fucking hate this show
BloodPfhart (9:42:22 PM): STD/Amber team #1
BloodPfhart (9:42:31 PM): oh WTF you're gonna give them more shit?
BloodPfhart (9:42:41 PM): nice editing phil
BloodPfhart (9:43:15 PM): Los Angeleno tards
BloodPfhart (9:43:23 PM): gay-friends lost
BloodPfhart (9:43:32 PM): uChenna!
BloodPfhart (9:43:40 PM): Think Infertile.
BloodPfhart (9:43:48 PM): uChenna team #3
BloodPfhart (9:43:53 PM): oh, LA fuckers team #2
BloodPfhart (9:43:56 PM): POW team #4
BloodPfhart (9:43:59 PM): what a stupid team
BloodPfhart (9:44:06 PM): gay-friends team #5
BloodPfhart (9:44:16 PM): well, not so much that Rob/Kelly are stupid
BloodPfhart (9:44:20 PM): just very uninteresting
BloodPfhart (9:44:52 PM): *they're* a couple of decades past where they need to be?
BloodPfhart (9:44:57 PM): you're one to talk old dude
BloodPfhart (9:45:20 PM): wow that 5 hour flight delay was hard core
BloodPfhart (9:45:28 PM): 3 minutes for old dude to make it
BloodPfhart (9:45:32 PM): oh she's lollygagging
BloodPfhart (9:45:36 PM): yet she made it
BloodPfhart (9:45:47 PM): MILFag gonna get eliminated
BloodPfhart (9:46:10 PM): and WTF, they made the trenchcoat dude wait 5 hours?
BloodPfhart (9:46:16 PM): and MILFag thinks they're 3rd from last
BloodPfhart (9:46:18 PM): dumb queer
BloodPfhart (9:46:30 PM): oh, i'm apparently a soulless piece of shit
BloodPfhart (9:46:53 PM): good thing i don't put any stock into what buttfuck-tastic hippies have to say
BloodPfhart (9:46:58 PM): hi dylan
BloodPfhart (9:47:40 PM): here... soulless piece of shit
BloodPfhart (9:47:48 PM): i'm quite stoked by that
BloodPfhart (9:47:58 PM): it's nice to have somebody flam you
BloodPfhart (9:48:33 PM): wow, so those two closeted gay dudes waited outside of their houses for 12 hours to watch weeds die?
BloodPfhart (9:49:01 PM): and looks like blockbuster is jumping on the netflix bandwagon
BloodPfhart (9:49:12 PM): wow that hair is hot
BloodPfhart (9:49:27 PM): what did they call them?
BloodPfhart (9:49:44 PM): something about quakers or amish-americans on judging amy
BloodPfhart (9:49:47 PM): heh yeah
BloodPfhart (9:50:11 PM): they'll find out soon enough when there's one clue left
BloodPfhart (9:50:36 PM): Detour
BloodPfhart (9:50:52 PM): oh the MILFags caught up
BloodPfhart (9:51:03 PM): LOL oh i hope that the annoying couple loses
BloodPfhart (9:51:08 PM): yeah look for the island you tard
BloodPfhart (9:51:31 PM): maybe boats in argentina don't like fags
BloodPfhart (9:51:40 PM): YAY FOR HOMOPHOBIC BOATS
BloodPfhart (9:51:42 PM): FUCK YOU GAYS!
BloodPfhart (9:52:27 PM): LOL they're deceiving the old people
BloodPfhart (9:52:31 PM): that's messed up
BloodPfhart (9:52:36 PM): but really their own fault
BloodPfhart (9:52:53 PM): oh what a fucker
BloodPfhart (9:53:00 PM): oh shit
BloodPfhart (9:53:03 PM): that sucks
BloodPfhart (9:53:13 PM): shut up you queer
BloodPfhart (9:53:25 PM): LOL
BloodPfhart (9:53:39 PM): this uber-competitive dude is gonna be funny when he's broken down to size
BloodPfhart (9:53:47 PM): hah you tards
BloodPfhart (9:54:28 PM): wow it got dark fast
BloodPfhart (9:54:40 PM): wow that's a huge gap between the packs
BloodPfhart (9:54:45 PM): old dude team #6
BloodPfhart (9:54:55 PM): he's getting annoying... wonder if they edited it that way
BloodPfhart (9:55:10 PM): yeah like it ever turns out that the team that's behind makes it to the pit stop
BloodPfhart (9:55:15 PM): old team #7
BloodPfhart (9:55:35 PM): MILFag last team to arrive
BloodPfhart (9:55:47 PM): I'm sorry to tell you you've both beeen eliminated from teh race
BloodPfhart (9:56:09 PM): i thought gays were cheerful?
BloodPfhart (9:56:30 PM): yeah, you're already light in the loafers... don't get carried away
BloodPfhart (9:56:43 PM): whoa, did phil say "Stay Tuned for scenes from our next episode?"
BloodPfhart (9:56:54 PM): you fucking piece of stanfud trash
BloodPfhart (9:56:59 PM): oh
BloodPfhart (9:57:02 PM): it's tiger woods
BloodPfhart (9:57:07 PM): still, fuck stanfurd
BloodPfhart (9:57:29 PM): and i bet phil still said Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
BloodPfhart (9:57:53 PM): oh hi red
BloodPfhart (9:58:24 PM): wow do people still care about survivor?
BloodPfhart (9:58:32 PM): HOLY SHIT!!! STD-BOY DIDN'T MENTION SURVIVOR!
BloodPfhart (9:58:37 PM): next special 2-hour amazing race
BloodPfhart (9:58:42 PM): YOU GOT IT BABY
BloodPfhart (9:58:47 PM): holy shit
BloodPfhart (9:58:55 PM): oh yay it's your people!
BloodPfhart (9:58:59 PM): oh fuck
BloodPfhart (9:59:08 PM): wow that's gonna be a good fucking episode!!!!!
BloodPfhart (9:59:21 PM): but still, this was a SURVIVOR-FREE episode!
BloodPfhart (9:59:25 PM): good shit!
BloodPfhart (9:59:30 PM): see you next week!
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