(R) (aww crap OK NC-17) WSK, porn, boobs, and we're not gay, fer cryin' out loud!

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST HAS BEEN GIVEN AN NC-17 RATING DUE TO SOPHOMORIC, GRATUITOUS, YET MILDLY ENTERTAINING SEXUAL CONTENT. PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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We are mentioned again at Tales of a Witty Sex Kitten. Not sure if we should be concerned or flattered by her singling out the SHoP for porn-related needs.

Perhaps the SHoP just has the most testosteroney feel out of all of her Regulars. (Testos-a-roni, the San Jose treat!)

Alternatively, she could've been referring to us in jest. As 1) my attempt to defile the SHoP was unceremoniously deflected and as such the SHoP is porn-free, and 2) excessive, tongue-in-cheek, self-deprecating references to the sexual orientation of SixHertz and Tio Jaime (myself) have possibly and unwittingly convinced the Kitten that we have a case of the gay.

To quell any fears (or to destroy any homosexual fantasies) you SHoPpers might have about SixH and Tio J, we like our coffee black. Like our men. please to be allowing me to quote one of my favorite movies, What About Bob?

If I fake it, I don't have it.

I decided that a purple bgcolor would be too much.

And it would totally clathh with the fabulouth color thcheme of the THHoP that THixHertth oh so meticulouthly picked out. He'th thuch a thuperthtar!

Ahem. I like boobs. I'd post some up if i thought SixH'd let me get away w/it. But he won't because he has latent homosexual urges because he's trying to maintain some shreds of decency. **snorts** good luck with that there, buddy

Ooh yeah, boobs. I've mentioned before I'm a leg-butt kinda guy, but lately I've taken a renewed interest in boobs. Like right now? I keep thinking about the Young Turk's boobs and Naomi's boobs and now Dylan's boobs (umm, hi dylan) and even that new girl's boobs from sun-dee night. she, like dylan, is pierced.

SixH's friend and I went to Hooters last night for dinner. There were boobs a-plenty! Yay! Although I like the Lynnwood, WA boobs better than the San Francisco boobs. The only nice boobs in San Francisco belonged to some half-asian chick? Her name might've been Sabina... she was somewhat bitchtacular to us the last time we went there, but again, surprising just how much of an argument boobs could've made. i wonder how many rounds I lost in HS speech and debate because my boobs were of the man-boobs variety and not the oh-so-hot variety of underage-yet-nubile teenage-chick boobs.

Have I said too much again? Good thing that you're not the type who would be offended, else my initial caveat should've staved you off. hi dylan!

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

ps- post comes a day late as blogger has been taking a huge shit over the past day. and speaking of taking huge shits, Tio Jaime Nation is at DUMPCON 2