Yahoo! news headlines in two minutes!

This will be one of the quickest tio jaime posts ever. I'm doing the bad thing where you just read the headlines in my selected My Yahoo news modules. This got me into trouble once.

Might take a bit longer than two minutes, what with needing to do the wacky html tags.

NASA grounds shuttle fleet
Hmm. That ain't good. Especially since one of them is up in orbit, and all...

U.S. seeks new UN condemnation of violence in Iraq
Why? What's the point? It's just like berkeley city council passing teletubbies legislation. It's a joke and nobody gives a fuck.

S.J. goes to Long Beach for tips on crowd control
This is what happens when you're the Littlest Big City in the World.

Sound Transit to vote on dropping First Hill
Just give it up already! It ain't gonna happen! How's that mile-and-a-half of light rail track in Tacoma working out for you?

Probably would help if you read the articles. I'll do the same thing once i get home.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith