uber-post

This one chat w/MwHCock ended up encompassing two SHoP features: the Jimmy Unemployoment-palooza 2K5 updates and the CL W4M ads in San Francisco. I fixed up the links for you and even mirrored it. Formatting this post was a huge pain in the ass. Please enjoy it. And then enjoy it again the next day. Please to not be letting my efforts go unnoticed.

It is with heavy heart that I announce the end of Jimmy Unemployment-palooza 2K5. But on the same token, I'm pleased to announce the end of Jimmy Unemployment-palooza 2K5. New job starts monday.

UPDATE: Jimmy Unemployment-palooza 2K5

MwHCock: when does the new job start? JihadJimmyMWCCDF: monday JihadJimmyMWCCDF: they fly me to sandiego for orientation JihadJimmyMWCCDF: drive up that afternoon JihadJimmyMWCCDF: back in the bay area by tuesday afternoon MwHCock: in new company truck MwHCock: ? JihadJimmyMWCCDF: yep JihadJimmyMWCCDF: didn't think i was getting a truck MwHCock: what kind? JihadJimmyMWCCDF: Ford JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i'm gonna put this on the SHoP MwHCock: Sammy Z is a GM man JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i don't think i updated after accepting the offer MwHCock: although I recognize ford does build good work trucks 12:30 PM MwHCock: I tooled around in a GMC sierra last summer when i was home MwHCock: nice truck

Now that this pesky "livelihood" thing is out of the way, really should work on securing a woman. This is all too uncommon a sentiment among my contemporaries. Except for the cheesedicks who have found women (or whose women have uncermoniously found them).

I've decided he must die

JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/83110937.html (rhothetaphi mirror) MwHCock: um, no JihadJimmyMWCCDF: ooh yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh this one is wonderful JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.craigslist.org/eby/w4m/83200845.html (rhothetaphi mirror) 12:35 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: see what kind of stupid women are here in the bay area? JihadJimmyMWCCDF: they want "girly indie boys" JihadJimmyMWCCDF: that's just fucking wonderful MwHCock: i am pretty non-girly JihadJimmyMWCCDF: yes, as are most of my friends MwHCock: my style of dress is more "lazy" JihadJimmyMWCCDF: mine is "mom-bought-my-clothes" MwHCock: my cousin has decided i need to get married, so he keeps sending me listings for indian matrimonial sites MwHCock: I've decided he must die JihadJimmyMWCCDF: dude, my mom and grandma are working their filipino network for a single filipina that's my age JihadJimmyMWCCDF: this is bad JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i've become that bachelor relative MwHCock: he also has decided i should marry a dentist MwHCock: i think he wants free dental work for the family MwHCock: or maybe because i have a lot of dentist friends JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.craigslist.org/pen/w4m/83201545.html (rhothetaphi mirror wow that was fast, they already flagged it) JihadJimmyMWCCDF: wow, women who follow astrology are lame JihadJimmyMWCCDF: lame, lame, lame MwHCock: i agree JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i don't think that this chick has a accurate slice of the male population JihadJimmyMWCCDF: a lot of bay area men are pussies 12:40 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/82408059.html (rhothetaphi mirror) JihadJimmyMWCCDF: non macho latino JihadJimmyMWCCDF: OK you have fun w/that there MwHCock: NON-REPUBLICAN--not negotiable JihadJimmyMWCCDF: C.U.N.T. MwHCock: http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/83221011.html (rhothetaphi mirror Ok they flagged this one too. bogus.) JihadJimmyMWCCDF: so really, a democrat child-molester would have a better shot than a non-macho latino log cabin republican, right? JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh God JihadJimmyMWCCDF: what a bunch of useless women JihadJimmyMWCCDF: dude, find one there in philly JihadJimmyMWCCDF: and bring back one for me 12:45 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: make sure her sister is considerably hotter than she is, just to keep w/in the jimmy-tradition MwHCock: haha

Not a very good tradition, thus far. Let's just say that Lord Volde-Megan's sister was model quality, and Lord Volde-Megan herself made me take her to Disney on Ice. Twice. And OCDs reads this blog from time to time, and let me just say for the record that one day in the band lounge, I was doing some homework in my super-senior year. OCD's little freshman sister came into the room wearing a miniskirt and boots. SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP.

And then a year later I had moved to Seattle for work where women wore boots like that all the time. [shit location="on me"]whooo momma[/shit]

i love dachshunds

JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.craigslist.org/pen/w4m/83108557.html (rhothetaphi mirror) JihadJimmyMWCCDF: hey. JihadJimmyMWCCDF: you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.rhothetaphi.org/jimmy/sixhertz/Most%20Annoying%20Sound.aif 12:50 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/83028836.html (rhothetaphi mirror) JihadJimmyMWCCDF: unfortunately she's not spelling savvy JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.craigslist.org/eby/w4m/82947166.html (rhothetaphi mirror) JihadJimmyMWCCDF: THIS ONE SCARES ME 12:55 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: PERHAPS SHE'D LIKE TO GO TO THE ZOO WITH THE BOYS JihadJimmyMWCCDF: I'LL SEND HER A LINK TO THIS POST MwHCock: nice JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.craigslist.org/eby/w4m/82904397.html (rhothetaphi mirror) JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i liked that one until she mentioned dr. laura JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.craigslist.org/eby/w4m/82871314.html (rhothetaphi mirror) JihadJimmyMWCCDF: there's instructions to a pic down near the bottom 1:00 PM MwHCock: http://www.craigslist.org/eby/w4m/82229316.html (rhothetaphi mirror) JihadJimmyMWCCDF: whoa JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i love dachshunds MwHCock: welcome to the gun show JihadJimmyMWCCDF: what gun show? JihadJimmyMWCCDF: wow nice MwHCock: exactly 1:05 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: she's too hot to be on CL JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i think it's fake MwHCock: i agree JihadJimmyMWCCDF: tempted to send her the post link too JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/82677716.html (rhothetaphi mirror) JihadJimmyMWCCDF: that was annoying at first, and then started to look cool 1:10 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/82675399.html (rhothetaphi mirror) JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh sweet JihadJimmyMWCCDF: hi there JihadJimmyMWCCDF: neither, both suck ass JihadJimmyMWCCDF: bushy JihadJimmyMWCCDF: eat out JihadJimmyMWCCDF: dogs JihadJimmyMWCCDF: omnivore JihadJimmyMWCCDF: inspiral JihadJimmyMWCCDF: PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: dont' give a fuck either way JihadJimmyMWCCDF: bottom JihadJimmyMWCCDF: innie JihadJimmyMWCCDF: here's my sign... JihadJimmyMWCCDF: JihadJimmyMWCCDF: -TJ 1:15 PM MwHCock: i emailed you a hottie for the post JihadJimmyMWCCDF: what's that MwHCock: so you can end the SHoP post with a hottie JihadJimmyMWCCDF: ahh JihadJimmyMWCCDF: thank you JihadJimmyMWCCDF: wher'ed you send it to? MwHCock: rhothetaphi JihadJimmyMWCCDF: didn't get it yet 1:20 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: whoa that's jeff garcia's GF, ya? MwHCock: think so JihadJimmyMWCCDF: emma decesare or something? MwHCock: carmella JihadJimmyMWCCDF: ahh carmella JihadJimmyMWCCDF: yeah 1:25 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: shit i gotta mirror all of those CL postings JihadJimmyMWCCDF: man that's a lot of work JihadJimmyMWCCDF: dammit

I do love dachshunds. And that chick is too hot to be on CL. And she's in orinda! yeah right...

Maybe she's a plant trying to get on the SHoP

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

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