Quick Hello to the Anchoress-storm!

(Get it? "Anchor ess-storm"? eh. too much of a stretch for you little brains? forget i said anything. shit, i try to work hard on a clever play on words for you... Get it? "hard on"? oh nevermind. eff it. and "eff it" is your hint for "ess-storm")

Hello from lovely California!

There seem to be a lot of people visiting from The Anchoress (thanks, anchoress, btw), so a quick explanation as to who we are here in the SHoP.

SixHertz - Admin for the SixHertz House of Pain (SHoP). He's the milblogger, having recently finished up a stint with the Navy. Doesn't like hollywood celebrities or the garbage that flies uncontrollably from their mouths.

Tio Jaime - SixH's friend from elementary school. Invited to contribute on the SHoP. Introduced the right-wing blogosphere to new and beautiful levels of depravity. Likes toeing the line, much to SixH's dismay.

LMHBrent - Tio J's friend from Berkeley's wonderful College of Engineering. God-fearing Christian. Loves Costco, but who doesn't?

Shiraz - Token chick. SixH's woman (?) and apparently likes wine.

Stick around long enough and you'll see Mark and MwHCock hanging around in the comments. Watch out for spicy language and the infrequent naughty pic (somewhat NSFW). You know what, the best advice is to just take a look around, become extremely offended/entertained/aroused and tell a friend or two either because they'll hate it with a passion or love every sordid word of it.

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And while I have your attention, go buy shit from SixH's cafepress store by clicking on the st@rbucks logo to your upper right. This is how good of a goddam friend I am. But realize, dear SHoPpers, I'm not above taking credit for the one-liner. Holy crap in a pita, what a headache that last link. Search for "anti-drug" in that link right there.)
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Welcome to the SHoP. We are very honored to have you aboard.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

ps- i'll have an interesting fourth of july post for you once i get back from the City. jimmy wants a drink.
pps- "the City" for you n00bs is San Francisco. I'm in Oakland, CA. the rest of the SHoP contributors are in SoCal. don't worry, you'll figure all of this out soon enough