Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, VIII & IX

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHOP...

Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, Prologue
Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, I and II
Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, III
Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, IV
Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, V
Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, VI
Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, VII

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 6:00 PM AND 7:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.

Driving through the grocery store's parking lot to go home, saw these two stickers on some SUV. Yeah, way to go there, dumbass environmentalist. Why must you all be so fucking ignorant?

And don't answer, peacenik. It was a rhetorical question, and nobody wants to hear further proof of your retard blathering. Just-- just keep reading and please save your questions until the end of the tour. Go to hell, hippie...

Anycrap... stopped my truck right behind and perpendicular to this tard's SUV (left the engine running), walked to the right rear tire, pulled a RED pen and pretended it was a tire gauge, knelt by my tire, and twisted around to pull Number Eight off of this pigfucker's bumper.

Exploted a tiny ridge on the upper-left edge, ya see it? At 2 o'clock relative to the second "d" in Edwards, at a range of about a half-inch. Also: kinda hard to see, but the "ard" is its own fragment. Combined with the au naturel pubic-hair shaped fragment and the big, honkin' "Kerry Edw" piece, Number Eight is actually a visual symphony in three movements:

Symphony No. 8 in Eff, Opus 69 "El Liberador"
I. Allegro scratcho e ganko II. Andante molto Pubus III. Presto Agitato con mucho Tio

Number Nine was a pretty cool and very rare lower-left corner tear! Started from that corner and went up. Although given that I was crouched near my tire and this one was above my head on his rear window, you can see the logistics of it all.

Damn, I'm good.

And the best thing about it? You Red Americans abso-fucking-lutely LOVE it that i'm sticking it to these Blue State Fuck-Ups. You might be a bit reluctant to admit it, but you do. And you're welcome.

Great Vengeance, Furious Anger...

Eightfold	Ninefold

I know what you're thinking, SHoPpers... fret not, for I will be liberating stickers far after Shiraz's sticker has been avenged.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

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