i miss lauren. I'm going to UT-Austin to find a wife. Oh, and to get my master's... but wouldn't you rather I blog about a hot texan as opposed to homework?
ooh allison mack! your tio jaime is watching the beginning of smallville right now as i write this intro... ooh allison mack
jihad jimmy, minister of war crimes and chief defender of the faith
Live 3am Criticism of Ashtard Kutcher's Beauty and the Geek... The Aftermath! You are now in chat room “AIMisRetarded.”
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JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:57:51 PM): OK so i've already demonstrated that I'm a tard
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:57:53 PM): but here's another one
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:58:01 PM): i missed the season finale of Beuaty and the Geek
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (7:58:11 PM): Chuckeroo and Kite-ell-in won
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:02 PM): yay
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:14 PM): OK shoot your Joe wad before you even start
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:18 PM): ooh scarlet
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:22 PM): blah blah
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:24 PM): where's lauren?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:37 PM): ooh lauren!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:40 PM): ooh scarlet
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:00:51 PM): oh wonderful it's live
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:02 PM): oh the host is brian mcfayden?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:06 PM): like we really give a fuck
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:19 PM): OK those responses were fucking retarded
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:33 PM): umm, LAUREN
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:37 PM): fucking tards
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:46 PM): oh camp it up you dumb emm-effers
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:52 PM): cheryl
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:53 PM): erkida and joe
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:01:58 PM): ewww she's nasty
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:02:06 PM): lauren!!!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:02:12 PM): ooh scarlet
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:02:16 PM): mindi and richard
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:02:18 PM): ooh hi mindi
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:02:28 PM): kite-ell-in and chuckeroo!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:02:34 PM): WTF, we're missing one geek?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:03:07 PM): chuckeroo hs a beard
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:03:17 PM): yay for chuck
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:03:18 PM): ooh lauren!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:03:39 PM): "peace, love and bubblegum"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:03:41 PM): yeah that rhymes
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:04:25 PM): ooh hi lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:04:39 PM): nice job chuckeroo
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:04:46 PM): STFU and show more lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:05:13 PM): nice job nosebleed-boy
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:06:00 PM): nice job joe
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:06:13 PM): LOL a joe drinking game
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:06:16 PM): that's wonderful
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:06:29 PM): how about this, kill a beer each time Lauren is HAWT
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:06:52 PM): yeah right
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:06:55 PM): WHORE CITY
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:07:23 PM): oh yay, the little brother angle
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:07:36 PM): oh wonderful
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:07:46 PM): he got free drinks from guys
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:07:54 PM): kinda like chuckeroo pretending to be a gay
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:08:05 PM): hey: less chuck, more Lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:08:18 PM): man i gotta take a huge shit
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:08:40 PM): oh wonderful a daisy duke contest
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:08:41 PM): OK
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:09:03 PM): oh yay and now they're gonna push the dating angle
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:09:11 PM): i'm gonna push the taking a shit angle
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:09:11 PM):
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:16:07 PM): heh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:16:14 PM): joe just sniped chuckeroo
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:16:23 PM): WHORE CITY
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:16:31 PM): ebay virginity yay
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:17:05 PM): you stupid tard of a host
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:17:11 PM): ooh lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:17:25 PM): i missed what they said about erika and brad
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:17:26 PM): but whatevs
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:17:32 PM): ooh hi scarlet
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:17:45 PM): ooh hi scarlet microphone
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:18:35 PM): ooh lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:18:39 PM): you fucking tard
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:18:54 PM): jesus let the hot texan make out w/you for crying out loud
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:19:14 PM): yay somebody asked joe out
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:19:22 PM): LOL
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:19:42 PM): OK that was funny joe
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:19:44 PM): i like that dude
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:20:16 PM): oh cool nice job shawn-dude
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:20:39 PM): chuckeroo and the jew! part two!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:21:28 PM): brb
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:21:33 PM): gotta put groceries away
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:24:23 PM): and way to go accurate representation of the mathematical results of the poll
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:24:59 PM): Chuckeroo, howdy-doo!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:25:23 PM): he said a bad word
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:25:27 PM): LOL
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:26:12 PM): umm, "
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:26:17 PM): "between chuck and me"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:26:22 PM): oh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:26:30 PM): cool, he corrected himself
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:26:37 PM): after tio jaime corrected him
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:26:40 PM): nice job, me
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:27:05 PM): heh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:27:15 PM): he's fidgeting, but on purpose
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:27:17 PM): LOL
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:27:20 PM): crazy jew
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:27:29 PM): oh yes, bury the hatchet
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:27:47 PM): heh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:27:50 PM): he's "hilarious"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:27:58 PM): and the Jew has to think about it
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:28:17 PM): yeah nice comment
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:28:29 PM): ooh hi hot audience chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:28:43 PM): LOL richard's brother tom
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:28:51 PM): the old dude in a sea of tards
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:28:56 PM): he mellowed w/age
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:29:07 PM): you dumbfuck host. that was called "sarcasm"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:30:09 PM): maybe i should jump on the one tree hill bandwagon
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:34:38 PM): ooh hi lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:34:47 PM): t-a-t-o-o
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:35:21 PM): ooh lauren is hot when she's doing math in her head
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:35:35 PM): i just want to feed her candy and buy her expensive things
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:36:11 PM): i wanna make out w/lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:36:26 PM): yeah inner stud
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:36:56 PM): FISTING
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:37:33 PM): talk about the fisting some more
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:37:55 PM): please to be letting me drink beer off of your boobs
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:38:10 PM): ooh krystal the NBA dancer
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:38:18 PM): oh what are they gonna do?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:38:29 PM): OK tha'ts not fair
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:38:37 PM): yeah you tard
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:39:00 PM): yay make her feel stupider
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:39:14 PM): ooh scarlet yes yes
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:39:38 PM): new mexico new jersey new york and new hampshire
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:39:50 PM): "i can't do it"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:39:54 PM): ooh she's hot
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:40:23 PM): oh she's hot
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:40:40 PM): ooh yeah i want to go to texas and find a wife like that
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:40:52 PM): well maybe not just like that
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:41:12 PM): yay she wrote in pink in her blue book
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:41:27 PM): and i called that a second before she told us pink
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:41:41 PM): was that a joke?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:41:51 PM): i forget what he said during the episode
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:42:16 PM): ha ha
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:42:19 PM): you have to make out w/the Jew
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:42:36 PM): you stupid chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:42:44 PM): oh wonderful and now the crowd's cheering
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:42:59 PM): she's kinda cute
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:43:20 PM): great she slipped in tongue
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:43:24 PM): what a stupid show
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:43:30 PM): damn i'm a tard
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:44:00 PM): ooh hi catherine zeta-jones
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:44:04 PM): heh funny commercial
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:46:21 PM): why was mindi the favorite?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:46:23 PM): WTF
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:46:28 PM): clearly lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:46:31 PM): you stupid tareds
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:47:05 PM): "you're making me dumber"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:47:07 PM): ooh lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:47:56 PM): umm, yes they are different
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:48:00 PM): i don't wnat to have lots of sex w/you
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:48:15 PM): la la superficial girls who look like us
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:48:44 PM): ooh yeah lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:48:58 PM): i just want to buy her cupcakes
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:49:31 PM): so, cheryl has become a scientologist
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:49:41 PM): and which geek is missing?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:49:46 PM): ooh hi lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:50:13 PM): OK i'm moving to texas
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:50:58 PM): yay for shawn's hair!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:51:35 PM): oh yay more richard-mojo
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:51:41 PM): and dude, why krystal? ack
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:52:36 PM): heh she's buying boots
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:52:55 PM): yay chuckeroo
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:53:14 PM): highlights never before seen on TV!!!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:53:29 PM): ooh lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:53:43 PM): ooh lauren doing pushups
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:54:03 PM): heh book burning
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:54:13 PM): ooh lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:54:17 PM): lauren kleavage
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:54:28 PM): i miss lauren
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:54:48 PM): oh i'm such the Geek
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:55:10 PM): hey, perhaps you should a less retarded host
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:55:19 PM): ooh lauren
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