Gonna Live 3am Criticize this new show. If you're in the Pacific Time Zone and don't have the California Bar Exam tomorrow morning, you're cordially invited to join me. Come find Poke00210 or TioJaime858 on AIM.
THIS IS ONE RAD-ASSED SHOW!!! Watch a replay when you can and GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR!!!
Not that any of you will listen to me, because hey check your URL, we're in the SHoP!
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Live 3am Criticism of Over There, Series Premiere! You are now in chat room “AIMSucksWillyWonka.”
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TioJaime858 (9:35:35 PM): HELLO DERE!
TioJaime858 (9:35:54 PM): been a while since i 3amC'd something for the SHoP
TioJaime858 (9:36:16 PM): really, i should go find some 3am Criticisms for those just joining us
TioJaime858 (9:36:19 PM): dammit, OK hold on
TioJaime858 (9:36:34 PM): (watching Law and Order right now in the background
TioJaime858 (9:38:24 PM): http://tjalephone.blogspot.com/2005/07/jack-bauer-time-motherfuckers.html
TioJaime858 (9:38:41 PM): (that's some 24, Season Two)
TioJaime858 (9:39:28 PM): FMJ: http://tjalephone.blogspot.com/2004/03/public-1112-am.html
TioJaime858 (9:40:36 PM): here's Smarty Jones losing the Triple Crown in June 2004... http://tjalephone.blogspot.com/2004/06/public-408-pm.html
TioJaime858 (9:41:47 PM): eff you message is too long
TioJaime858 (9:42:15 PM): here's Giacomo in this year's Kentucky Derby
TioJaime858 (9:42:24 PM): http://sixhertz.blogspot.com/2005/05/live-3am-criticism-of-kentucky-derby.html
TioJaime858 (9:44:01 PM): did i miss the preakness?
TioJaime858 (9:44:04 PM): hmm
TioJaime858 (9:46:00 PM): Season Premiere of The Amazing Race 7!
TioJaime858 (9:46:07 PM): http://sixhertz.blogspot.com/2005/03/3am-criticism-of-amazing-race-7-season.html
TioJaime858 (9:46:46 PM): and finally, here's a 3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy
TioJaime858 (9:46:54 PM): http://sixhertz.blogspot.com/2005/04/3am-criticism-of-ellen-pompeo-show.html
TioJaime858 (9:48:35 PM): and nice job, Law and Order, taking a swipe at Christianity
TioJaime858 (9:49:07 PM): they have a Born Again Christian as a confessed murderer
TioJaime858 (9:49:36 PM): and they're making it look like he's hiding behind Christianity to avoid jail
TioJaime858 (9:49:37 PM): la la la
TioJaime858 (9:50:47 PM): yay for the race card
TioJaime858 (9:50:58 PM): aww, white chick afraid to say "nigger"
TioJaime858 (9:51:00 PM): la la la
TioJaime858 (9:51:35 PM): oh shit, i forgot!
TioJaime858 (9:51:48 PM): here's some 3am Criticism of Beauty and the Geek!
TioJaime858 (9:52:18 PM): http://sixhertz.blogspot.com/2005/06/got-this-gooey-thing-in-my-ear-its.html
TioJaime858 (9:52:50 PM): la la la, God this, prayer that... i can hear the Hollywood nuts grumbling about the "separation" of Church and State
TioJaime858 (9:53:25 PM): this is a stupid episode
TioJaime858 (9:53:43 PM): like there's any doubt what's gonna happen
TioJaime858 (9:54:05 PM): and don't get me started on "Hate" crimes
TioJaime858 (9:55:26 PM): that's shit, so if he'd just killed his sister's BF because he was a tard or because he was poor, that's not as bad as killing somebody because he happened to be black?
TioJaime858 (9:56:17 PM): see, so it was the shitty lawyers who were fucking things up
TioJaime858 (9:57:26 PM): wonderful commercial
TioJaime858 (9:58:00 PM): gonna pour another GTF
TioJaime858 (10:00:02 PM): OK and here's FX
TioJaime858 (10:00:05 PM): and here we go
TioJaime858 (10:00:06 PM):
TioJaime858 (10:00:10 PM): rated TV MA LSV
TioJaime858 (10:00:18 PM): ooh violence and nudity!
TioJaime858 (10:00:32 PM): cute chick in robe on ckitchen counter
TioJaime858 (10:00:35 PM): (and some dude)
TioJaime858 (10:01:13 PM): Pfc. Bo Rider
TioJaime858 (10:01:41 PM): Pvt. Avery "Angel" King
TioJaime858 (10:01:55 PM): blah blah blah godam this, goddam that
TioJaime858 (10:02:06 PM): ooh crazy chick
TioJaime858 (10:02:17 PM): Pvt. Frank "Dim" Dumphy
TioJaime858 (10:02:22 PM): ooh chick using bad language
TioJaime858 (10:02:33 PM): ooh yeah moma
TioJaime858 (10:02:42 PM): Pvt. Brenda "Mrs B" something or other
TioJaime858 (10:02:45 PM): fuck i missed it
TioJaime858 (10:03:08 PM): Pvt. Maurice "Smoke" Williams
TioJaime858 (10:03:35 PM): Pfc. Esmerelda "Double Wide" del Rio"
TioJaime858 (10:04:06 PM): OVER*THERE
TioJaime858 (10:04:33 PM): yeah faggot officer and shit
TioJaime858 (10:05:36 PM): incoming
TioJaime858 (10:06:00 PM): this new sergeant is pissed
TioJaime858 (10:06:08 PM): la la waiting orders
TioJaime858 (10:06:21 PM): al jazeera!
TioJaime858 (10:06:51 PM): that's why in real war you just shoot shit up. and sh it.
TioJaime858 (10:07:19 PM): Teleplay by Chris somebody-or-other
TioJaime858 (10:08:36 PM): yeah fool
TioJaime858 (10:08:53 PM): ooh they're moving all night-stealthy and shit
TioJaime858 (10:08:59 PM): cool shit so far
TioJaime858 (10:09:36 PM): umm, yeah when bright lights go off like that, don't you have to take your night vision goggles off and shit?
TioJaime858 (10:10:13 PM): they're digging cover?
TioJaime858 (10:10:39 PM): the chick can't dig her own foxhole?
TioJaime858 (10:10:56 PM): get down you dumbfucks!
TioJaime858 (10:11:05 PM): cease fire!
TioJaime858 (10:11:19 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (10:11:25 PM): VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED
TioJaime858 (10:11:39 PM): cute chick on the dennis leary show?
TioJaime858 (10:11:41 PM): nice boobs
TioJaime858 (10:11:48 PM): and they're playing C'mon C'mon
TioJaime858 (10:12:33 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (10:12:46 PM): Dukes of Hazzard
TioJaime858 (10:12:54 PM): wonderfully modernized w/johnny knoxville
TioJaime858 (10:13:00 PM): oh most glorious glorious day
TioJaime858 (10:13:33 PM): heh cap'n morgan
TioJaime858 (10:13:52 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (10:14:48 PM): jax0r in the b0x0r commercial, funny shit
TioJaime858 (10:14:54 PM): get back to the chicks w/guns
TioJaime858 (10:15:50 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:16:04 PM): "if you were a dog i'd kick you in the face"
TioJaime858 (10:16:11 PM): that should be pretty cool
TioJaime858 (10:16:32 PM): yeah fucker
TioJaime858 (10:18:24 PM): Sgt. "Scream"
TioJaime858 (10:19:26 PM): and not even 20 mins into the new show, here's the race card!
TioJaime858 (10:19:29 PM): yay!
TioJaime858 (10:19:34 PM): turnt around!
TioJaime858 (10:19:44 PM): and the n-word!
TioJaime858 (10:19:52 PM): i missed something
TioJaime858 (10:20:00 PM): it was probably a black-thing
TioJaime858 (10:20:05 PM): i wouldn't understand
TioJaime858 (10:20:18 PM): (inaudible whispering)
TioJaime858 (10:20:43 PM): Dim went to Cornell
TioJaime858 (10:20:55 PM): go ags
TioJaime858 (10:22:29 PM): "you sure you gotta go that bad?"
TioJaime858 (10:23:20 PM): yay for explaining nicknames!
TioJaime858 (10:23:28 PM): "Dim" went to cornell
TioJaime858 (10:23:37 PM): "Angel" sang in a choir
TioJaime858 (10:23:48 PM): oh and i guess Mrs B doesn't like to be called Mrs B
TioJaime858 (10:24:35 PM): heh, there's a mcdonald's there?
TioJaime858 (10:24:58 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (10:25:05 PM): not gonna ask why they call her Double Wide
TioJaime858 (10:25:25 PM): is mrs b taking a shit?
TioJaime858 (10:25:43 PM): ooh yeah peeing momma
TioJaime858 (10:25:44 PM): uh oh
TioJaime858 (10:26:07 PM): some cute blonde peeing
TioJaime858 (10:26:14 PM): wasn't mrs b?
TioJaime858 (10:26:36 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (10:27:33 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (10:27:36 PM): chick with dick
TioJaime858 (10:27:41 PM): Always Sunny in Philadelphia
TioJaime858 (10:28:24 PM): "i smell cake" said the chick
TioJaime858 (10:28:52 PM): is this some stupid triumph rip-off?
TioJaime858 (10:30:42 PM): fucking brat making a mess w/the cheerios in the Mercury
TioJaime858 (10:30:46 PM): that's not cute
TioJaime858 (10:31:46 PM): ooh is that zooey deschanel?
TioJaime858 (10:31:48 PM): or is that her sister?
TioJaime858 (10:32:03 PM): and we're back
TioJaime858 (10:32:10 PM): they're still in a standoff outside the mosque
TioJaime858 (10:32:35 PM): heh eat that terrorist
TioJaime858 (10:32:45 PM): whoops
TioJaime858 (10:33:10 PM): yeah fuck you terrorist
TioJaime858 (10:33:31 PM): uh oh
TioJaime858 (10:33:37 PM): no Mrs B
TioJaime858 (10:33:58 PM): aww yeah lay down more fire
TioJaime858 (10:34:11 PM): Sandstorm!
TioJaime858 (10:34:23 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:34:31 PM): HOW'S YOUR CHEST, TERRORIST?
TioJaime858 (10:34:42 PM): i actually did laugh out loud
TioJaime858 (10:35:26 PM): yeha walk across an open field
TioJaime858 (10:35:36 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJaime858 (10:35:38 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJaime858 (10:36:07 PM): yeah outflank this, motherfuckers
TioJaime858 (10:36:30 PM): ooh yeah mrs b is a white chick?
TioJaime858 (10:36:45 PM): YEAH FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJaime858 (10:36:49 PM): and one to grow one
TioJaime858 (10:37:15 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJaime858 (10:37:22 PM): oh shit
TioJaime858 (10:37:23 PM): incoming
TioJaime858 (10:37:26 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJaime858 (10:37:40 PM): OH THOSE ARE OUTGOING
TioJaime858 (10:37:57 PM): get some
TioJaime858 (10:38:02 PM): GET SOME
TioJaime858 (10:38:22 PM):
TioJaime858 (10:38:31 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (10:41:49 PM): and we're back
TioJaime858 (10:42:05 PM): yeah eff you terrorist
TioJaime858 (10:42:22 PM): don't fuck w/america
TioJaime858 (10:42:47 PM): and eff you too terrorist-buddy
TioJaime858 (10:43:16 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (10:43:25 PM): half-a-terrorist
TioJaime858 (10:43:31 PM): so really, half the FUCK YOU TERRORIST
TioJaime858 (10:44:14 PM): fuck you, terrorists
TioJaime858 (10:44:28 PM): la la abu grahib
TioJaime858 (10:44:33 PM): allah akbhar
TioJaime858 (10:44:57 PM): yeah eff you terrorist-sympathizer
TioJaime858 (10:45:01 PM): shoot em
TioJaime858 (10:45:52 PM): yay for video e-mail!
TioJaime858 (10:46:27 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:46:31 PM): shit-ville!
TioJaime858 (10:47:47 PM): blah blah blah we're savages
TioJaime858 (10:48:03 PM): Grace!
TioJaime858 (10:48:06 PM): i miss grace
TioJaime858 (10:48:39 PM): what's superimpose?
TioJaime858 (10:48:53 PM): oh uncool
TioJaime858 (10:49:01 PM): janky chick humping somebody else
TioJaime858 (10:49:35 PM): and he's singing
TioJaime858 (10:50:46 PM): "shit"
TioJaime858 (10:50:47 PM): "thanks"
TioJaime858 (10:52:33 PM): kind of a shitty soundtrack
TioJaime858 (10:53:16 PM): everybody's got a nickname by me
TioJaime858 (10:53:17 PM): but me
TioJaime858 (10:54:11 PM): oh they're pulling over
TioJaime858 (10:54:21 PM): uh oh
TioJaime858 (10:54:29 PM): oops
TioJaime858 (10:54:32 PM): ungood
TioJaime858 (10:55:16 PM): hit a mine
TioJaime858 (10:55:23 PM): oh bogus
TioJaime858 (10:55:27 PM): dude lost a leg
TioJaime858 (10:56:22 PM): would be a better show if katheryn heigl was in her underwears
TioJaime858 (10:56:57 PM): oh, rolling credits?
TioJaime858 (10:58:02 PM): la la over there
TioJaime858 (10:58:04 PM): doo dee doo
TioJaime858 (10:58:09 PM): OVER*THERE
TioJaime858 (10:59:08 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode!
TioJaime858 (10:59:39 PM): oh that should be fucking sweet
TioJaime858 (11:00:01 PM): see you next week!
TioJaime858 (11:00:20 PM): ooh hot nurse? i've wondered about The Transporter
TioJaime858 (11:00:25 PM): oh that's the transporter 2? wonderful
TioJaime858 (11:00:35 PM): OK time for bed
TioJaime858 (11:00:41 PM): heh cap'n morgan commercial
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