Can you SHoPpers believe that it's been just over 10 years since that movie came out? What a trip.1 And yeah, all normal Bibles don't have this cool translation, but really that's all that Hollywood types are good for: taking us away from the dreary doldrums that is real life.
Ezekiel 25:17 (Tarantino translation of the Bible) The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
So this past Independence Day weekend, I went down to Santa Monica while SixH and his woman came up to our native San Jose. Yet again, I missed him. WTF. They were in for a bit of a surprise when they got back. Read on, SHoPper...
Let's ignore SixH's broken promise for now. Always remember that that your Tio Jaime is looking out for you.
SixHertz (9:03:05 PM): [RACIAL EXPLETIVE]!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:03:16 PM): yo
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:03:21 PM): gots another good post for you
SixHertz (9:03:24 PM): coo'
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:03:30 PM): i've been busy
SixHertz (9:03:53 PM): Shiraz's GWB for prez. sticker was pulled from her car at my apartment complex while we were up in the Bay Area for the 4th.
SixHertz (9:04:09 PM): lousy sticker-pulling LIbEr-tards.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:04:22 PM): ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
SixHertz (9:04:28 PM): yes I am.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:04:32 PM): you tell her this:
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:04:50 PM): Vengeance will be hers. Tenfold.
SixHertz (9:05:03 PM): hahaha, she is laughing right now at your comment.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:05:08 PM): you give me a week and an address
SixHertz (9:05:15 PM): haha
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:05:22 PM): i'll send you Vengeance
SixHertz (9:05:35 PM): roger that.
SixHertz (9:06:12 PM): Shiraz plans to blog tonight about the Today show and the gay marriage fiasco they're dealing with.
SixHertz (9:06:20 PM): I'm posting this chat.
Vengefully yours,
i forgot how i wanted to end this post 4:55 PM
MwHMachina: post ready yet?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: almost
MwHMachina: c'mon dude
MwHMachina: I am soooooo bored
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i keep effing around
MwHMachina: people are asking stupid question
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: how much longer you have in class?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh yay, i love people
MwHMachina: b/c they didn't do the reading
MwHMachina: i wanna slap this dide
MwHMachina: class from 6 - 8:50
MwHMachina: so hour
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: shit!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: Ok i'll have something for you in the next 5 minutes
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: lemme check all my lnks
MwHMachina: go go go
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: shit
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i forgot how i wanted to end this post
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: shit on me
MwHMachina: with a pic of a hot chick
MwHMachina: that is how all good posts end
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: [shit location="on me"]SHIT ON ME[/shit]
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i have an idea now... consider yourself the Deus Ex Machina2
5:00 PM
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh sweet! this worked out just fine!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: SHoPpers: please don't let this detract from the whole vengeance idea. Stay tuned.
MwHMachina: whoa
MwHMachina: don't post this conversation
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: not all of it
MwHMachina: the [RACIAL EXPLETIVE] deal especially
MwHMachina: or me mentioning it here
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh of course
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: not even gonna go back that far
MwHMachina: how far?
5:05 PM
JihadJimmyMWCCDF: you'll see...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
OK here's the hot chick... click thumbnails to enlarge
OK i feel bad about that one. Here's the chick from The Hot Chick who was also in Mean Girls-- Rachel McAdams
For the record, we're not ganking the random hot chick idea from Tony Pierce. it was a suggestion from MwHCock. Enjoy, you animals... i'll add them in as i document my vengeance
1 Was talking to Crap-on-Your-Bed Girl last night at the zoo. Her real name is Tiffany, she's 20. I started talking to her about something retarded, i forget what exactly. The topic of 80s teen pop came up. This little ditz of a waitress didn't know who Tiffany or Debbie Gibson were. I wanna make out w/COYB Girl in my truck. Again. Thank God for the Blogspot Province searchable archives.
2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_ex_machina
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