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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

gabbing it up like a couple of chicks @ a sewing circle

We're actually better than a gossipy sewing circle, because we talk about hot chicks, football and we use bad words.

this shit sucks
TioJaime: you in CA?
TioJaime: and did you take the Bar?
MwHCock: sacramento
MwHCock: 1 day down
MwHCock: 2 to go
9:35 PM
TioJaime: do the Dew b--
TioJaime: FUCK 3 DAYS?!?
MwHCock: yeah
TioJaime: do the Dew baby
TioJaime: damn
MwHCock: this shit sucks
TioJaime: i bet
TioJaime: come this friday
TioJaime: you will have earned Zoo
MwHCock: i wish i hadn't had classes all summer so I could have studied more
MwHCock: god damn tax classes
TioJaime: round up your cousins, we'll go to the zoo
Zoo is code for something SHoPpers. If you don't get it, check out the archives.

And "Excremento" is straight from Don and Mike.
i wonder what she'll wear tomorrow
TioJaime: ooh yeah excremento
MwHCock: this chick who was sitting in front of me was so hot
MwHCock: it was sooooo distraccting
MwHCock: she was kind of a hipster chick
MwHCock: As Jay would say....
MwHCock: slammin body
MwHCock: and her face was so pretty
MwHCock: and when she leaned forward, her pink underwear came up
MwHCock: damn
MwHCock: chicks like that should not be allowed in the test
TioJaime: ooh yeah
TioJaime: i likes pink underwears
9:40 PM
MwHCock: i wonder what she'll wear tomorrow
MwHCock: this random douche bag I went to law school with was there. He has decide to move to california
TioJaime: assigned seating?
MwHCock: yeah
TioJaime: ooh yeah
TioJaime: take a pic
MwHCock: can't
MwHCock: no phones allowed in test center
TioJaime: that's pretty selfish of you, my friend
MwHCock: not even digital watches
TioJaime: not wanting to share pink underwear hipster w/the rest of us
MwHCock: she belongs to me
TioJaime: uncool
MwHCock: All i remember about that douche bag from law school was he gave this girl i know the clap.
TioJaime: double-plus uncool
MwHCock: I used to refer to him as a space cadet
MwHCock: he was always flying high on somehting
TioJaime: ahh
I for one, am completely in favor of the current fashion trend of lo-rise jeans. No, I wouldn't wear them myself. And no, if I had a daughter, I wouldn't let her wear them for fear that she might make somebody's blog.

I certainly wouldn't let her go to parties where they have alcohol and/or toilets.

But aside from those reservations, yes, I like chicks in lo-rise jeans. And boyshorts. And glasses.

OK for the next segment, I had to take out real names. Anything italicized has been changed to protect the innocent.
she was wearing shorts, wasn't she?
TioJaime: just be sure, for the purposes of this chat, to refrain from proper names
MwHCock: ok
MwHCock: i will not give away johnnie smith's identitiy
TioJaime: this is good, Amit Garcia-Nguyen
MwHCock: no problem Rodolpho Lebanon Something Cochise
TioJaime: my middle name is Wynn
TioJaime: and man oh man
MwHCock: I know
MwHCock: but i couldn't spell it
TioJaime: do i want to hump Josie Maran while her BF J. Danforth Quayle watches
9:45 PM
MwHCock: I'd rather jump on that waitress who went out with the drug-dealer dude
TioJaime: who Katie Greene? oh man she was hot
TioJaime: a tard, but hot
MwHCock: dude
MwHCock: at first i doubted you
MwHCock: but she was hot
TioJaime: sweet jeebus yeah
MwHCock: when she came over and we watched the U$C game
TioJaime: when was this?
MwHCock: and we threw the frisbee around after
MwHCock: senior year
TioJaime: oh oh oh!
TioJaime: yeah man
TioJaime: she was wearing shorts, wasn't she?
MwHCock: she had green overall shorts
TioJaime: oh and Lord Volde-Megan was down in LA for the game w/the band, huh
MwHCock: booyah
TioJaime: would've been U¢LA that year
MwHCock: yessum
MwHCock: and Deltha O'neal scored ran back a put for a TD, ran a kick off for a td, ran back an INT for a Td, caught a TD, and threw a TD
TioJaime: go bears
MwHCock: i remember he was in on 5 TD's
TioJaime: ahh, back when we sucked
And there was my own contribution to the blogosphere for this Harry Potter mania. My ex, lovingly referred to as Lord Volde-Megan, has unwittingly earned one of the funniest nicknames ever bestowed by jihad jimmy. As is the convention used in the book, no one is to say the name but instead use euphemisms like "She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named" or "You-Know-Who".

No one, that is, except for Harry Potter Tio Jaime, Boy Wizard Engineer.
the 4th quarter is ours!!
TioJaime: oh that must've been the year of the O'Neal-Stanfurd Big Game
MwHCock: yes
MwHCock: it was
MwHCock: he ran back the first 2 kickoffs
TioJaime: heh yeah
MwHCock: so they wouldn't kick to him after that
TioJaime: yeah
TioJaime: and then we didn't score anymore!
TioJaime: yay!
TioJaime: GO
TioJaime: BIG BLUE
TioJaime: SHOW WHAT YOU CAN DO
MwHCock: and their fullback ran a 86 yd td on us
MwHCock: 96 yrd
TioJaime: ROLL ON YOU BEARS
9:50 PM
MwHCock: a record for stanfurd fullbacks
MwHCock: at least we had tedford now
TioJaime: YOU KNOW IT
MwHCock: have
TioJaime: YOU TELL THE STORY
MwHCock: you tell the whole damn world
TioJaime: YOU TELL THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD THIS IS O'NEAL TERRITORY
MwHCock: Hit Squad!!
TioJaime: LOL
TioJaime: was that the same year as Harris for Heisman?
MwHCock: the 4th quarter is ours!!
TioJaime: that still draws the ire of 96 cal fans whenever i do that @ games nowadays
MwHCock: haha
MwHCock: it was horrible
MwHCock: we ended up losing in the 4th quarter for like the last 5 games
MwHCock: always blowing a lead
TioJaime: yes
TioJaime: that sucked
TioJaime: i still hate pullman, WA to this day
Our freshman year, we were 5-0 under Steve Mariucci for the first time in about 50 years (having just beaten U$C in the LA Coliseum for the first time in almost 30 years), and were about to beat WSU, the Pac-10's other 5-0 team, when Pat Barnes fumbled on the WSU 1 during our 4th quarter, go-ahead drive. We lost 5 of 6 after going 5-0 that year and ended up losing a) the Aloha Bowl to Navy and b) Coach Mariucci to the 49ers. Thus began the dark, dark Tom Holmoe years, where we won maybe 15 games over the next 5 years? I try to block that shit out of my memory...
s'OK i live in oakland
MwHCock: I hate new jersey
MwHCock: the whole state
TioJaime: come back to CA
TioJaime: i wanna go shooting
9:55 PM
MwHCock: We should sell it
MwHCock: I am in CA
MwHCock: we can go next week
MwHCock: but i have no more gun
TioJaime: s'OK i live in oakland
MwHCock: i lived in newark NJ
MwHCock: more ghetto than oakland
MwHCock: with no redeeming part
MwHCock: ok man
MwHCock: gonna sleep
MwHCock: ttyl
Good luck on the Bar, dude. Don't spend too long on the hipster-chick questions.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith