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Jihad Jimmy, Mininster of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
3am Criticism of Beauty and the Geek, episode 5 You are now in chat room “BiteMeAIM.”
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TioJaime (5:31:51 PM): hello dere!
TioJaime (5:32:05 PM): we're a day late because i had to help the neighbor w/chem
TioJaime (5:32:17 PM): and i had an interview this morning
TioJaime (5:32:40 PM): ooh sandra oh commercial
TioJaime (5:32:55 PM): and here we go
TioJaime (5:33:29 PM): this is the fifth episode of Ass-tard Kutcher's Beauty and the Geek
TioJaime (5:33:46 PM): Welcome to the WB Wednesday
TioJaime (5:33:57 PM): no more lauren the lingerie model though =(
TioJaime (5:34:01 PM): ooh a social experiment
TioJaime (5:34:16 PM): "howdy-doo, chuckeroo!"
TioJaime (5:34:43 PM): i miss lauren
TioJaime (5:35:09 PM): yeah he was the most skilled pick-up artist
TioJaime (5:35:15 PM): WHO HAD TO PRETEND HE WAS A GAY
TioJaime (5:35:23 PM): no more lauren
TioJaime (5:35:31 PM): why even bother w/this fucking show?
TioJaime (5:35:32 PM): ooh yeah scarlet
TioJaime (5:35:35 PM): i remember now
TioJaime (5:35:56 PM): oh hi lauren!
TioJaime (5:36:11 PM): chuckeroo and the jew!
TioJaime (5:36:14 PM): part two!
TioJaime (5:36:17 PM): woohoo!
TioJaime (5:36:22 PM): don't gotta poo
TioJaime (5:36:43 PM): Jew, Has Kissed Two Girls
TioJaime (5:36:51 PM): he's gonna "howdy-doo, chuckeroo" again!!!
TioJaime (5:37:14 PM): ohyeah.... enforcing negative sterotypes
TioJaime (5:37:32 PM): scarlet, mi amor
TioJaime (5:37:44 PM): yeah steal scarlet from chuck and win the money
TioJaime (5:37:54 PM): what did he say? rewinding
TioJaime (5:38:06 PM): the jew said something to scarlet
TioJaime (5:38:26 PM): "i think we should go into the hot tub tonight, my love"
TioJaime (5:38:31 PM): "did you hear what he said?"
TioJaime (5:38:42 PM): oh whatever
TioJaime (5:38:44 PM): wacky jew
TioJaime (5:38:54 PM): ooh scarlet
TioJaime (5:39:05 PM): she has dueling nerds fighting for her
TioJaime (5:39:06 PM): ha ha
TioJaime (5:39:26 PM): dem crazy latina-crazy nerds
TioJaime (5:39:56 PM): whoa, MwHCock messaged me... rewinding
TioJaime (5:40:43 PM): here we go
TioJaime (5:40:50 PM): night vision in the hot tub
TioJaime (5:41:06 PM): beer chick: "i don't know if he's my type"
TioJaime (5:41:07 PM): heh
TioJaime (5:41:22 PM): kite-ell-in in boots
TioJaime (5:41:45 PM): the jew was wearing a sweatshirt, and i missed what it said
TioJaime (5:41:49 PM): oh, Brandeis?
TioJaime (5:42:03 PM): you and partner working together to win one challenge
TioJaime (5:42:15 PM): no maybe it t wasn't brandeis
TioJaime (5:42:44 PM): he's wearing a Gettysburg sweatshirt
TioJaime (5:42:49 PM): oh yeah Shawn the boy scout
TioJaime (5:43:04 PM): beer chick asked him if he's ever gone camping
TioJaime (5:43:32 PM): i don't like mindi or kite-ell-in
TioJaime (5:43:41 PM): chuckeroo: "i wouldn't wear that bracelet"
TioJaime (5:43:48 PM): ooh scarlet's boots
TioJaime (5:43:52 PM): i like the beer chick
TioJaime (5:44:07 PM): go shawn
TioJaime (5:44:15 PM): they got rid of the rest of the hot chicks
TioJaime (5:44:24 PM): oh she was lint brushing her boobs
TioJaime (5:44:47 PM): jew: "it's not about winning, it's about losing to chuck"
TioJaime (5:44:49 PM): commercial
TioJaime (5:45:27 PM): WTF does camping have to do w/being hot or being smart
TioJaime (5:45:30 PM): FUCK YOU PRICELESS COMMERCIAL
TioJaime (5:45:32 PM): FF
TioJaime (5:46:10 PM): a new WB show w/sara gilbert
TioJaime (5:46:23 PM): books on camping and fishing
TioJaime (5:46:27 PM): BFD
TioJaime (5:46:37 PM): this has nothing to do w/intelligence and social graces
TioJaime (5:46:56 PM): this episode is gonna suck, if it wasn't for the jew-chuckaroo conflict
TioJaime (5:47:04 PM): and the scarlet-hotness
TioJaime (5:47:57 PM): nice job boy scout dude
TioJaime (5:48:01 PM): wait for your hot chick
TioJaime (5:48:16 PM): and chickeroo isn't even carying her shit
TioJaime (5:48:33 PM): yeah make the Jew carry your pack
TioJaime (5:48:44 PM): you'll be fine scout master
TioJaime (5:49:58 PM): you alright BABE?
TioJaime (5:50:01 PM): fuck you, chuckeroo
TioJaime (5:50:46 PM): this is a fucking retarded challenge
TioJaime (5:51:13 PM): thought you read the book you jew?
TioJaime (5:51:33 PM): just pull the cord BABE
TioJaime (5:51:38 PM): i'm pulling the cord BABE
TioJaime (5:51:59 PM): whoa those fish look really dead
TioJaime (5:52:42 PM): ooh mindy thong
TioJaime (5:52:46 PM): she's still janky
TioJaime (5:52:47 PM): TioJaime (5:53:13 PM): crazy jew
TioJaime (5:53:25 PM): ooh scarlet said a bad word
TioJaime (5:53:28 PM): she needs a spanking
TioJaime (5:53:33 PM): perhaps a molestation
TioJaime (5:53:46 PM): you tard, your partner was gimpy
TioJaime (5:54:16 PM): OK hot-chick is crying now
TioJaime (5:54:33 PM): ooh scarlet is pissed
TioJaime (5:54:59 PM): ooh she's mad
TioJaime (5:55:54 PM): whoa spoiler in the teaser?
TioJaime (5:56:02 PM): two couples going down the stairs...
TioJaime (5:56:45 PM): chuckeroo and teh jew?
TioJaime (5:56:56 PM): BatG, the aftermath on 13 july
TioJaime (5:57:07 PM): ooh angry latina
TioJaime (5:58:01 PM): she could've done this all by herself?
TioJaime (5:58:50 PM): oh get over your hot-self
TioJaime (5:59:27 PM): OK maybe chuck is a gay
TioJaime (5:59:34 PM): LOL
TioJaime (5:59:47 PM): "one of my lifelong hobgoblins has been THINKING TOO MUCH"
TioJaime (6:00:04 PM): LOL
TioJaime (6:00:44 PM): "chuck! just let him have some fun"
TioJaime (6:00:51 PM): LOL
TioJaime (6:01:02 PM): "time to prove himself as a man"
TioJaime (6:03:50 PM): T called
TioJaime (6:03:56 PM): Jew is being jew-tastic
TioJaime (6:03:59 PM): pretty funny shit
TioJaime (6:04:01 PM): lemme rewind a bit
TioJaime (6:04:32 PM): he's throwing logs
TioJaime (6:04:49 PM): "i'm gonna wake up tomorrow witha full beard and be a man"
TioJaime (6:04:57 PM): he was doing some pelvic dancing
TioJaime (6:05:00 PM): scarlet liked it
TioJaime (6:05:08 PM): and now he's acting like a dog
TioJaime (6:05:27 PM): "Rich, will you stop F***ING around by the fire now?"
TioJaime (6:05:38 PM): what a tard
TioJaime (6:05:50 PM): "don't take this wrong, buddy, but you're not putting anything else in the fire"
TioJaime (6:05:58 PM): he *is* a child
TioJaime (6:06:06 PM): he's completely f***ing unstable
TioJaime (6:06:08 PM): LOL
TioJaime (6:06:22 PM): you ever been tested for ADD, rich?
TioJaime (6:06:41 PM): are the chicks changing in the background?
TioJaime (6:07:00 PM): i think you're full of s***
TioJaime (6:07:08 PM): you have such the wrong f***ing idea
TioJaime (6:07:13 PM): heh now they're swearing
TioJaime (6:07:25 PM): and now beer chick is siding w/the Jew
TioJaime (6:07:42 PM): ooh and now he's turned beer chick against chuck
TioJaime (6:07:52 PM): whoa a BatG Marathon!
TioJaime (6:08:05 PM): SHoPpers! check out the marathon while you read along w/the 3amCs
TioJaime (6:08:28 PM): and now beer chick is taking it to her partner
TioJaime (6:08:31 PM): and she swore again
TioJaime (6:08:55 PM): ooh yeah a fiery latina
TioJaime (6:09:11 PM): please to be donning a bikini and distributing the corona
TioJaime (6:09:14 PM): con limo
TioJaime (6:09:39 PM): commercial
TioJaime (6:09:58 PM): and we're back
TioJaime (6:10:23 PM): oh calm down you hot chick
TioJaime (6:10:32 PM): technically, shouldn't it be three girls?
TioJaime (6:10:37 PM): didn't another chick kiss him?
TioJaime (6:11:05 PM): wow, so where does the beauty/geek thing come into play today?
TioJaime (6:11:22 PM): i just want to see scarlet topless
TioJaime (6:11:27 PM): WTF is he doing?
TioJaime (6:12:17 PM): ooh mindi
TioJaime (6:12:33 PM): oh is that beer chick?
TioJaime (6:12:36 PM): no it's mindi
TioJaime (6:13:25 PM): the jew did little league?
TioJaime (6:14:13 PM): and now the teams are eating away at each other
TioJaime (6:14:47 PM): "i wish i had a metaphorical de-nailing"
TioJaime (6:14:49 PM): "what?"
TioJaime (6:14:52 PM): "nothing."
TioJaime (6:16:29 PM): "i always felt sorta mildly guilty being part of a gender that expects women to subject themselves to something like this for the sake of appearances"
TioJaime (6:16:33 PM): "you're so smart chuck"
TioJaime (6:17:04 PM): WTF does digging poo-holes have to do w/being hot
TioJaime (6:17:06 PM): tards
TioJaime (6:17:27 PM): oh BFD what rich thinks of you
TioJaime (6:17:39 PM): i miss lauren
TioJaime (6:17:46 PM): lauren beauty and the geek lingerie model
TioJaime (6:18:19 PM): ooh yeah chuckeroo and his boyfriendscout
TioJaime (6:18:41 PM): ooh i want you to hurt me
TioJaime (6:19:18 PM): yeah scarlet you're like the mastermind behind team beer chick
TioJaime (6:19:20 PM): commercial
TioJaime (6:19:46 PM): WB presents Related wednesdays this fall
TioJaime (6:19:50 PM): and another on friday?
TioJaime (6:19:55 PM): not bad
TioJaime (6:20:13 PM): ooh scarlet
TioJaime (6:20:47 PM): i miss lauren
TioJaime (6:21:05 PM): Mindi: placing food in bag = bear-bagging
TioJaime (6:21:11 PM): this is a fucking stupid episode
TioJaime (6:21:33 PM): Beer Chick: what blows up the mountain? wind?
TioJaime (6:21:38 PM): fucking stupid episode
TioJaime (6:21:59 PM): Mindi: instrument measures elevation.. altometer
TioJaime (6:22:02 PM): OK i didn't know that
TioJaime (6:22:29 PM): Beer Chick: mechanical device using earth's navigational device... come-pass?
TioJaime (6:22:33 PM): heh Come, Pass
TioJaime (6:22:35 PM): i wanna play craps
TioJaime (6:22:51 PM): Mindi: fire best for quick lighting? teepee fire
TioJaime (6:22:59 PM): wow nice job semi-hot chick
TioJaime (6:23:22 PM): Beer Chick: ooh, not hyperventilation
TioJaime (6:23:24 PM): oh she's toast
TioJaime (6:23:33 PM): i would like to molest her
TioJaime (6:23:47 PM): and in return she can molest me
TioJaime (6:24:00 PM): and then lauren can come by...
TioJaime (6:24:30 PM): Shawn: two tick diseases? lyme disease, influenza
TioJaime (6:24:34 PM): not influenza
TioJaime (6:24:45 PM): WTF? what kind of stupid questions are these?
TioJaime (6:24:55 PM): Jew: needs question to eliminate Beer Chick
TioJaime (6:25:24 PM): Jew: poison ivy/oak has... two leaflets
TioJaime (6:25:26 PM): nope
TioJaime (6:25:29 PM): shawn still in it
TioJaime (6:25:43 PM): Shawn: most popular game fish in America... trout!
TioJaime (6:25:49 PM): correct answer is bass!
TioJaime (6:25:50 PM): d'oh
TioJaime (6:26:08 PM): ooh nice job boy scout
TioJaime (6:26:17 PM): you deprived your mexi-chick of a chance to win $250,000
TioJaime (6:26:30 PM): no jew-kiss?
TioJaime (6:26:42 PM): she doesn't seem enthused about her massage
TioJaime (6:27:05 PM): aww, bye hot beer chick
TioJaime (6:27:12 PM): ooh, was that a lauren scene/
TioJaime (6:27:14 PM): rewinding
TioJaime (6:27:38 PM): ooh hi lauren
TioJaime (6:29:02 PM): commercial
TioJaime (6:29:09 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
TioJaime (6:29:16 PM): BatG comes toa dramatic conclusion
TioJaime (6:29:28 PM): are they gonna hurt the Jew?
TioJaime (6:29:41 PM): WTF?
TioJaime (6:30:03 PM): this was a waste of an episode
TioJaime (6:30:05 PM): show more lauren
TioJaime (6:30:32 PM): yeah because this episode helped us decide if they made any progress towards non-slutness or non-dorkness
TioJaime (6:30:42 PM): what a fucking waste of time
TioJaime (6:30:53 PM): google better hook our shit up, yo
TioJaime (6:31:07 PM): see ya next week
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