sorry this was late. was in the city last night watching m's/a's at the zoo...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
[UPDATE time="11:51"] figured out why mindi and the rest of the normal world was unable to get the 20% question @ the end. probably because that number was from the Dating for Dummies book. which nobody but the geeks will have read.[/UPDATE]
3am Criticism of Beauty and the Geek, episode 4 You are now in chat room “getbentaim.”
TioJaime858 has entered the chat room.
TioJaime858 (10:29:28 AM): hello dere!
TioJaime858 (10:30:02 AM): i really shouldn't have gone to the zoo last night, what w/a flurry of SHoP hits last night because "beauty and the geek lauren" searches
TioJaime858 (10:30:13 AM): ooh yeah she's a cutie
TioJaime858 (10:30:47 AM): so w/o further ado, here is the 3am criticism of Ashtard Kutcher's Beauty and the Geek, episode 4 (?)
TioJaime858 (10:31:18 AM): BEAUTY AND THE GEEK followed by smallville
TioJaime858 (10:31:22 AM): yay for social experiments
TioJaime858 (10:31:41 AM): the geeks continued their transformation
TioJaime858 (10:31:52 AM): yay lauren! "i don't know how to build a rocket"
TioJaime858 (10:32:04 AM): geeks had to buy clothes for the beauty
TioJaime858 (10:32:13 AM): ooh yeah lumpy butt
TioJaime858 (10:32:17 AM): nice job scarlet
TioJaime858 (10:32:19 AM): i mean shawn
TioJaime858 (10:32:38 AM): krazy jew!
TioJaime858 (10:32:45 AM): GTFO shawn
TioJaime858 (10:32:54 AM): ooh lauren!
TioJaime858 (10:32:57 AM): (and bill)
TioJaime858 (10:33:12 AM): ooh hi erika
TioJaime858 (10:33:17 AM): hi mindi
TioJaime858 (10:33:23 AM): ooh hello lauren!
TioJaime858 (10:33:29 AM): ooh scarlet the beer chick
TioJaime858 (10:33:44 AM): and what kind of latino family names a daughter scarlet?
TioJaime858 (10:33:55 AM): jew in sneak mode
TioJaime858 (10:34:04 AM): LOL eat it chuck
TioJaime858 (10:34:13 AM): ooh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (10:34:20 AM): Richard, Has Kissed One Girl
TioJaime858 (10:34:22 AM): nice job dude
TioJaime858 (10:34:41 AM): shit, I've never kissed a NBA dancer
TioJaime858 (10:34:50 AM): oh he's in full-on wacky jew mode
TioJaime858 (10:34:58 AM): "i wanna continue terrorizing chuck"
TioJaime858 (10:35:07 AM): i like the jew, but i hope chuck kicks the living snot out of him
TioJaime858 (10:35:16 AM): hi scarlet, beer chick
TioJaime858 (10:35:53 AM): chuck wanted to point out that it wasn't 1/2 but 4/7
TioJaime858 (10:36:07 AM): yeah, umm, no shit, i just wasn't enough a nerd to point it out
TioJaime858 (10:36:12 AM): rather, i wasn't fast enough
TioJaime858 (10:36:13 AM): ooh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (10:36:24 AM): "phone numbers!"
TioJaime858 (10:36:29 AM): "getting her digits"
TioJaime858 (10:36:36 AM): becoming a man
TioJaime858 (10:36:38 AM): what a tool
TioJaime858 (10:36:52 AM): yeah, study for getting a girl's phone number
TioJaime858 (10:37:23 AM): is that a Dummies Guide to picking up women
TioJaime858 (10:37:35 AM): that was kinda staged?
TioJaime858 (10:37:38 AM): ooh hi scarlet
TioJaime858 (10:37:47 AM): ooh hi scarlet
TioJaime858 (10:37:54 AM): still gonna go w/lauren
TioJaime858 (10:38:07 AM): go jew-tard
TioJaime858 (10:38:10 AM): it's your birthday
TioJaime858 (10:38:25 AM): "if you're available, would you care to join me?"
TioJaime858 (10:38:26 AM): GREETINGS
TioJaime858 (10:38:44 AM): yay, i would love to
TioJaime858 (10:38:50 AM): G.I. Jew!
TioJaime858 (10:39:06 AM): crazy jew-antics!
TioJaime858 (10:39:32 AM): you should've asked me first!
TioJaime858 (10:39:34 AM): tard
TioJaime858 (10:39:46 AM): fucking asshole!
TioJaime858 (10:39:55 AM): kite-ell-in have a seat!
TioJaime858 (10:39:59 AM): this guy's kinda cool
TioJaime858 (10:40:04 AM): "i'm feeling a little ill"
TioJaime858 (10:40:22 AM): "sure, can i have two dinners?"
TioJaime858 (10:40:32 AM): now i've been rejected twice?
TioJaime858 (10:40:38 AM): lauren, i'm a little ill
TioJaime858 (10:40:52 AM): ooh lauren!
TioJaime858 (10:41:11 AM): tard
TioJaime858 (10:41:16 AM): should've asked her first
TioJaime858 (10:41:21 AM): because she's FUCKING HOT
TioJaime858 (10:41:35 AM): asking for numbers, nerd-makeovers!
TioJaime858 (10:41:37 AM): commercial
TioJaime858 (10:41:55 AM): tard, should've asked lauren first
TioJaime858 (10:42:05 AM): cute bubbly, blonde texan? ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (10:42:09 AM): i bet she votes republican too
TioJaime858 (10:42:22 AM): probalby not as informed as other not-so-hot republican chicks
TioJaime858 (10:42:27 AM): but i think i'm willing to make a trade
TioJaime858 (10:42:38 AM): ooh mindi the sorority girl
TioJaime858 (10:42:42 AM): ooh hi scarlet
TioJaime858 (10:42:52 AM): nice job w/the toast chuck
TioJaime858 (10:43:03 AM): shit, what did jew-boy call him?
TioJaime858 (10:43:11 AM): chuck-eroo?
TioJaime858 (10:43:14 AM): chuckeroo
TioJaime858 (10:43:24 AM): yeah talk palestine and quakers to the beer chick
TioJaime858 (10:43:40 AM): good luck nerd-dude!
TioJaime858 (10:43:57 AM): you tell that nerd, bitch, you tell him!
TioJaime858 (10:44:24 AM): ooh yeah bill lookin' hot
TioJaime858 (10:44:39 AM): richard "this date w/lauren is my first date ever"
TioJaime858 (10:44:53 AM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:44:55 AM): what a tool
TioJaime858 (10:45:04 AM): ooh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (10:45:16 AM): "do not bring out a note pad on the first date"
TioJaime858 (10:45:28 AM): "you get a D-. there will not be a second date"
TioJaime858 (10:45:45 AM): 8 to a 4 to a 3 to a 0 to a -6
TioJaime858 (10:45:47 AM): LOL
TioJaime858 (10:45:50 AM): ooh lauren
TioJaime858 (10:46:00 AM): LAUREN BEAUTY AND THE GEEK LINGINER
TioJaime858 (10:46:04 AM): OOPS
TioJaime858 (10:46:15 AM): LAUREN BEAUTY AND THE GEEK LINGERIE
TioJaime858 (10:46:25 AM): nerd-makeover time!
TioJaime858 (10:46:44 AM): $1000 to get a wardrove
TioJaime858 (10:46:48 AM): wardrobe
TioJaime858 (10:46:55 AM): gotta figure out sales tax
TioJaime858 (10:46:59 AM): in your head
TioJaime858 (10:47:01 AM): hmm
TioJaime858 (10:47:14 AM): i want a hot chick to pick out clothes for me!
TioJaime858 (10:47:17 AM): that's not my mom
TioJaime858 (10:47:24 AM): i'm gonna stop RIGHT HERE
TioJaime858 (10:47:30 AM): HEY
TioJaime858 (10:47:36 AM): NOTHING WRONG W/YOUR MOM BUYING YOUR CLOTHES
TioJaime858 (10:47:45 AM): ooh hi scarlet
TioJaime858 (10:48:32 AM): yeah right they're adding stuff in their heads
TioJaime858 (10:48:44 AM): ooh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (10:48:55 AM): 8.25% sales tax!
TioJaime858 (10:49:03 AM): $972.10... LAUREN!
TioJaime858 (10:49:04 AM): YAY
TioJaime858 (10:49:11 AM): GODDAMIT SHE'S CUTE
TioJaime858 (10:49:32 AM): ooh now it's time to dress up your men!
TioJaime858 (10:49:40 AM): ooh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (10:49:44 AM): i'm moving to texas
TioJaime858 (10:50:07 AM): over $250 for nerd-jeans?!?
TioJaime858 (10:50:15 AM): yeah dude, i totally agree w/chuckeroo!!!
TioJaime858 (10:50:18 AM): what didn't he say?
TioJaime858 (10:50:40 AM): and he did say oy vey!
TioJaime858 (10:50:42 AM): rewinding
TioJaime858 (10:50:53 AM): he would wear jeans if he had some?
TioJaime858 (10:50:55 AM): oh vey!
TioJaime858 (10:50:57 AM): oy vey!
TioJaime858 (10:51:16 AM): great gay hair salonning
TioJaime858 (10:51:27 AM): "you never had highlights before" asked the asian flamer
TioJaime858 (10:51:47 AM): OK nerd revealage
TioJaime858 (10:51:52 AM): and was lauren the one in the hot shoes?
TioJaime858 (10:51:55 AM): rewinding
TioJaime858 (10:52:10 AM): ooh white shoes!
TioJaime858 (10:52:19 AM): i can't tell
TioJaime858 (10:52:22 AM): rewinding one more time
TioJaime858 (10:52:54 AM): oh it was kite-ell-in in the hot shoes
TioJaime858 (10:52:57 AM): nerd-revealage!
TioJaime858 (10:53:03 AM): Shawn
TioJaime858 (10:53:12 AM): hey that's cool
TioJaime858 (10:53:16 AM): he has boy band hair
TioJaime858 (10:53:39 AM): chuck... he looks the same
TioJaime858 (10:53:46 AM): except for the boy band hair
TioJaime858 (10:53:55 AM): bill...
TioJaime858 (10:53:58 AM): whoa
TioJaime858 (10:54:06 AM): he looks all metrosexuallissimo
TioJaime858 (10:54:27 AM): richard.... jew time
TioJaime858 (10:54:44 AM): dude, he doesn't a bit different
TioJaime858 (10:55:37 AM): except for the jeans i guess
TioJaime858 (10:55:47 AM): sorry had to answer the phone
TioJaime858 (10:56:10 AM): heh
TioJaime858 (10:56:15 AM): kids test driving a toyota
TioJaime858 (10:56:19 AM): see, that's a funny commercial
TioJaime858 (10:56:38 AM): had i TiVO this shit, wouldn't have been as cool
TioJaime858 (10:56:42 AM): crunch wrap supreme?
TioJaime858 (10:56:45 AM): ooh hi
TioJaime858 (10:56:57 AM): that looks good
TioJaime858 (10:57:04 AM): ooh victoria's secret commercial!!!
TioJaime858 (10:57:13 AM): i would like to see lauren in lingerie
TioJaime858 (10:57:18 AM): lauren from beauty and the geek
TioJaime858 (10:57:20 AM): eff you google
TioJaime858 (10:57:42 AM): and finally, not sur ehow, but most of teh BatG hits yesterday were from lauren beauty and the geek
TioJaime858 (10:57:45 AM): no mroe krystal
TioJaime858 (10:57:54 AM): well, i guess since she got philiminated that makes sense
TioJaime858 (10:58:02 AM): and who the eff is the host supposed to be?
TioJaime858 (10:58:08 AM): fast forwarding
TioJaime858 (10:59:48 AM): City Loft
TioJaime858 (10:59:58 AM): ooh jew-boy moving in on scarlet?
TioJaime858 (11:00:17 AM): guys, get phone numbers from chicks
TioJaime858 (11:00:24 AM): the most in 30 mins wins
TioJaime858 (11:00:44 AM): wow, bill gets an extra number?
TioJaime858 (11:00:52 AM): holy shit
TioJaime858 (11:01:01 AM): ooh bye lauren
TioJaime858 (11:01:28 AM): oh yes the challenge beings right now
TioJaime858 (11:01:40 AM): yeah don't approach the underage chicks
TioJaime858 (11:01:46 AM): "beg your pardon"
TioJaime858 (11:01:57 AM): heh crazy dudes
TioJaime858 (11:02:11 AM): yeah ask the old dude
TioJaime858 (11:02:17 AM): ooh hi tiffany and michelle
TioJaime858 (11:02:28 AM): "got this gooey thing in my ear. it's nasty" LOL
TioJaime858 (11:02:49 AM): yeah sure, lie to him
TioJaime858 (11:03:04 AM): chuckeroo
TioJaime858 (11:03:17 AM): and now he's pretending to be a gay
TioJaime858 (11:03:19 AM): LOL
TioJaime858 (11:03:29 AM): ooh georgia
TioJaime858 (11:03:33 AM): oh great she's filipina
TioJaime858 (11:04:03 AM): aww yeah cock blockin'
TioJaime858 (11:04:07 AM): ooh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (11:04:22 AM): i don't think this'll work in real life
TioJaime858 (11:04:27 AM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (11:04:39 AM): LOL
TioJaime858 (11:04:45 AM): she has a husbandTioJaime858 (11:04:57 AM): nice job non-gay bill
TioJaime858 (11:05:14 AM): you crazy gay-chuck!
TioJaime858 (11:05:21 AM): i think he's defeating the purpose
TioJaime858 (11:05:34 AM): LOL no richard don't do that
TioJaime858 (11:05:58 AM): talk about the gooey stuff
TioJaime858 (11:06:03 AM): scarlet said a bad word
TioJaime858 (11:06:07 AM): she needs a spanking
TioJaime858 (11:06:36 AM): they should be penalized for fake numbers
TioJaime858 (11:06:58 AM): tie in 3rd place
TioJaime858 (11:07:00 AM): richard/shawn
TioJaime858 (11:07:05 AM): ooh hi scarlet
TioJaime858 (11:07:14 AM): i want to spank you
TioJaime858 (11:07:19 AM): bill and chuck
TioJaime858 (11:07:23 AM): i bet gay chuck wins
TioJaime858 (11:07:26 AM): bill w/10
TioJaime858 (11:07:28 AM): chuck....
TioJaime858 (11:07:37 AM): 13!
TioJaime858 (11:07:45 AM): too bad he had to pretend to be a gay...
TioJaime858 (11:08:21 AM): oh shit, i gotta pick up jeff before meeting lolo and lola for lunch
TioJaime858 (11:08:34 AM): oh he's got his cigarette and bandanna
TioJaime858 (11:08:43 AM): yay for the jew
TioJaime858 (11:08:51 AM): ooh scarlet
TioJaime858 (11:08:56 AM): "don't pack"
TioJaime858 (11:09:17 AM): ooh yeah scarlet-whore
TioJaime858 (11:09:33 AM): ooh goddam scarlet
TioJaime858 (11:09:43 AM): kite-ell-in wears the pants
TioJaime858 (11:09:53 AM): he's not being injured you krazy jew
TioJaime858 (11:10:25 AM): chuck "richard you're an attention whore"
TioJaime858 (11:10:52 AM): richard/mindi & bill/lauren
TioJaime858 (11:10:55 AM): you bastard
TioJaime858 (11:11:01 AM): take that kite-ell-in
TioJaime858 (11:11:16 AM): math skills and pickingi up women skills
TioJaime858 (11:11:45 AM): ooh numbers like you momma ooh
TioJaime858 (11:11:57 AM): firing squad routine
TioJaime858 (11:12:03 AM): yeah just beat the crap out of him
TioJaime858 (11:12:11 AM): Hate Crime him!
TioJaime858 (11:12:27 AM): yeah no shit, well it's because you're a tard
TioJaime858 (11:12:31 AM): "don't talk to me, big guy"
TioJaime858 (11:13:30 AM): well if it came down to the jew or the Lauren, i'm gonna go w/the lauren
TioJaime858 (11:13:48 AM): bill's handicapping themselves @ 90%
TioJaime858 (11:13:54 AM): yeah, you're gonna steal scarlet from chuck
TioJaime858 (11:13:59 AM): g/l w/that there
TioJaime858 (11:14:08 AM): the host's name is brian?
TioJaime858 (11:14:17 AM): and mindi wants to shoot richard
TioJaime858 (11:14:23 AM): oh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (11:14:40 AM): oh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (11:15:01 AM): mindi: if a guy gives you 5 dozen roses, how many roses?
TioJaime858 (11:15:04 AM): 60
TioJaime858 (11:15:07 AM): ooh yeah momma
TioJaime858 (11:15:10 AM): eff you i want lauren to win
TioJaime858 (11:15:18 AM): lauren: oh goddam she's cute
TioJaime858 (11:15:28 AM): leaving 15% tip, how much on $50
TioJaime858 (11:15:33 AM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (11:15:36 AM): $7.50
TioJaime858 (11:15:54 AM): mindi: 140lbs and lose 5% of weight, how muhc weigh now
TioJaime858 (11:15:55 AM): 13
TioJaime858 (11:15:56 AM): 133
TioJaime858 (11:16:00 AM): nice job, smart chick
TioJaime858 (11:16:17 AM): lauren: yard = 3 feet, how many feet in 13 yards
TioJaime858 (11:16:25 AM): oh that's easy
TioJaime858 (11:16:28 AM): the answer is Cairo
TioJaime858 (11:16:32 AM): oops i mena 39
TioJaime858 (11:16:33 AM): mean 39
TioJaime858 (11:16:48 AM): mindi: which is biggest 1/2, 3/8, 2/3 or 4/16
TioJaime858 (11:16:52 AM): ooh nice job
TioJaime858 (11:16:55 AM): mindi 3 for 3
TioJaime858 (11:17:12 AM): lauren: $22 shirt $37 pants $45 shoes
TioJaime858 (11:17:40 AM): oh goddamit she's hot
TioJaime858 (11:17:45 AM): $144
TioJaime858 (11:17:46 AM): d'oh
TioJaime858 (11:17:58 AM): oh i just want to buy her things
TioJaime858 (11:18:02 AM): and feed her
TioJaime858 (11:18:06 AM): FUCK SHE'S SO GODDAM CUTE!
TioJaime858 (11:18:46 AM): bill: who should pick up check on first date
TioJaime858 (11:18:48 AM): d'oh
TioJaime858 (11:18:57 AM): not the guy, but the "asker"
TioJaime858 (11:19:04 AM): oh good luck jew-dude
TioJaime858 (11:19:11 AM): oh no! wait lauren is one question way!
TioJaime858 (11:19:34 AM): what's this 20% shit?
TioJaime858 (11:19:39 AM): you fucker
TioJaime858 (11:19:50 AM): you philiminated lauren!
TioJaime858 (11:19:52 AM): you fucker!
TioJaime858 (11:19:55 AM): now i hate you
TioJaime858 (11:20:06 AM): richard has kissed two girls
TioJaime858 (11:20:07 AM): you fucker
TioJaime858 (11:20:10 AM): YOU PIGFUCKER
TioJaime858 (11:20:42 AM): yeah it's the first time because this is the goddam first iteration of this lame show
TioJaime858 (11:20:47 AM): shit good buy lauren
TioJaime858 (11:20:52 AM): ooh hi
TioJaime858 (11:21:10 AM): ooh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (11:21:22 AM): eff you you jew
TioJaime858 (11:21:34 AM): oh bill was the civil engineer
TioJaime858 (11:21:41 AM): fuck you priceless commercial
TioJaime858 (11:21:54 AM): commercial
TioJaime858 (11:22:01 AM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
TioJaime858 (11:22:29 AM): ooh yueah
TioJaime858 (11:22:39 AM): i want to be a part of the social experiment
TioJaime858 (11:22:45 AM): next time....
TioJaime858 (11:23:23 AM): how does hiking have anything to do w/being hot or smart?
TioJaime858 (11:23:36 AM): and chuckeroo cusses @ the jew!
TioJaime858 (11:23:42 AM): ooh i like that
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