Warp factor 10, aye aye, Cap'n Obvious

Take a look at this little gem of a story.

You might think that this story encourages me--the fact that most americans feel that stars make poor role models... That it tells me most americans are smart enough to see that Hollywood sucks in the role model department... as you know, Hollywood IS a pet peeve of mine. I hate celebrities, I think they're stupid, and that it's one unfortunate byproduct of the capitalist system that dumbtards such as these make as much money as they do. We get to see these imbeciles take us through their ridiculous homes on wonderful TV programs such as MTV's Cribs. Oh, joy.

But this story concerns me...because some of those people interviewed said that celebrities make good role models.

What kind of brain-dead jack-off actually believes that?! Sure, you have those brain-dead automatons that want to have molest-a-thon parties with the former king of pop (Michael Jackson for those of you young-uns not living through the '80's), but what are the actual numbers of people that look up to Hollywood? And next question, can we re-institute internment camps for the re-education of these retards?

I swear, how some people make it through life without their brains spontaneously turning to mush is beyond me. Are these people actually conscious of themselves, or is their state of being like someone who hasn't yet reached preschool?