Whoopee ti-yi-yo, git along Tio Jaime

I was gonna tie this all together w/the news of Apple switching to Intel chips, but eh. Too much trouble and I wouldn't know what I was talking about anyway.

As the Xanga Province of Tio Jaime Nation is a veritable ghost town, I have decided to undertake the broadest and boldest move of porting the year-and-a-half old Tio Jaime Nation Archives from the shitty Xanga Province to a newer, more user-friendly home in the Blogspot Province, a mere hop-skip-and-a-jump from the SHoP. This work-in-progress is estimated to take, at best, "a buttload of time".

The porting of the archive has already begun. And it sucks. But on the upside, you can see what was happening to your Tio Jaime a year and a half ago, when you didn't know he had a blog. Although nothing exciting is happening. But still, read it again for the first time...

The Xanga Province will remain open and functional-- oh shit, for eternity, it looks like. I have no effective way of moving the comments without leaving them devoid of their identity unless I keep the archives running on Xanga. Eff you, xanga.

Any computer-savvy SHoPpers out there want to write a script that'll do this shit automatically so your Tio Jaime doesn't go nuts and start running over people with either of his trucks?

all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith