Actress Anne Bancroft Dies at Age 73
for a while there, when I was living in seattle and laid off, i sunk into not quite a depression, but a bit of a funk. I would watch The Price is Right (a very cheerful show for a dreary situation like being laid-off) and The Graduate. And then I started chasing after older women in seattle. The Bus Lady (i met her on the bus, she wasn't homeless, no) was born in 1960. i was born in 1978. We dated a bit in 2002, when i was 24 and she was 42. When she was legal, I was 0. In all honesty she was old enough to be my mother. Don't want to go into a lot more detail, but suffice it to say that Bus Lady Extreme may have been older and had just broken off an engagement, Lawyer Lady was 5 or 6 when Star Wars came out, and the Brizzown Shizznugar (heh) Secretary/Boxer from Ohio was 34, i was 24, and she had a 14 year old daughter.
But 24 was still pretty young I think. If I were to try this now at 27, it might have better results.
In anycase, yeah anne bancroft was HAWT too, ooh yeah
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
UPDATE (4:05pm): See, whereas
JihadJimmyMWCCDF = Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
MwHCock = Man with Huge Cock (look in the archives you sickos)JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:42:16 PM): new post
MwHCock (3:45:13 PM): YOU DATED A 42 YEAR OLD!!!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:45:23 PM): i didn't tell you that?
MwHCock (3:45:41 PM): oh man
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:46:26 PM): oh man like you dog or oh man like that's gross
MwHCock (3:46:47 PM): still deciding
MwHCock (3:56:05 PM): ok, i've decided
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:56:18 PM): Ok go for it
MwHCock (3:56:24 PM): it's gross unless they are hot enough to justify it
MwHCock (3:57:05 PM): When in doubt, go with the shallow choice
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:57:29 PM): i don't have a pic =
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:57:30 PM): =(
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (3:57:51 PM): (and for those of you scoring the game at home, please to be noting the timestamps)
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:00:29 PM): anything else you wanna say to the SHoP?
MwHCock (4:00:47 PM): yes
MwHCock (4:00:55 PM): To all you SHoP'ers out there
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:01:00 PM): oh wait i think i know what yu're gonna say
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:01:02 PM): you're
MwHCock (4:01:38 PM): we must come together, and help Jimmy defeat these demons
MwHCock (4:01:42 PM): gambling
MwHCock (4:01:49 PM): Strip clubs
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:01:57 PM): OK goodnight kids
MwHCock (4:01:59 PM): please
MwHCock (4:02:10 PM): join hands my fellow SHoP'ers
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:02:16 PM): la la la
MwHCock (4:02:16 PM): let us pray
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:02:20 PM): they're not listenign to you
MwHCock (4:02:33 PM): for the salvation of jimmy's soul
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:02:42 PM): and since when do Sikhs join hands and pray? i thought that was some fruity post-vatican II thing?
MwHCock (4:02:53 PM): i go to catholic school
MwHCock (4:02:59 PM): (Augustinian)
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:03:02 PM): great
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:03:12 PM): yeah holding hands during mass is fruity
MwHCock (4:03:18 PM): ok
MwHCock (4:03:20 PM): i'm done
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:03:24 PM): sounds good
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (4:03:45 PM): stay classy, SixHertz House of Pain
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