Doubleheader 3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy

Doubleheader 3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy episodes 8 and 9 (season finale)

You are now in chat room “gadblhdr.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858 (9:12:42 PM): hello dere TioJaime858 (9:12:48 PM): everything's coming up Condi TioJaime858 (9:13:20 PM): (my buddy icons are our luscious Secretary of State TioJaime858 (9:13:34 PM): I'll post it up here, don't worry TioJaime858 (9:13:43 PM): Fret not, dear SHoPpers! TioJaime858 (9:14:02 PM): OK so i'm gonna set up the last two episodes of Grey's Anatomy for 3am Criticism TioJaime858 (9:14:09 PM): nevermind that I really should put my laundry away TioJaime858 (9:14:17 PM): but if not now, when? TioJaime858 (9:14:21 PM): if not me, who? TioJaime858 (9:14:35 PM): please stand by for a 3am criticism TioJaime858 (9:15:57 PM): and it looks like my grandfather cut off a bit of the beginning TioJaime858 (9:16:04 PM): dr. izzie baking TioJaime858 (9:16:26 PM): opening up Bud Light #1 TioJaime858 (9:16:52 PM): he's eating meuslix TioJaime858 (9:16:56 PM): (sp?) TioJaime858 (9:17:05 PM): Muesli TioJaime858 (9:17:14 PM): thought there was an "x" TioJaime858 (9:17:16 PM): waht the shit? TioJaime858 (9:17:20 PM): Seattle! TioJaime858 (9:17:22 PM): sandra oh! TioJaime858 (9:17:40 PM): oh TioJaime858 (9:17:50 PM): heh TioJaime858 (9:17:50 PM): she' TioJaime858 (9:17:56 PM): she's getting an abortion TioJaime858 (9:17:59 PM): heh TioJaime858 (9:18:05 PM): oh hi TioJaime858 (9:18:16 PM): pale white brunette w/the frat coct-r TioJaime858 (9:18:18 PM): coct0r TioJaime858 (9:18:23 PM): blackt0r 2! TioJaime858 (9:18:46 PM): her name is Devo TioJaime858 (9:18:47 PM): heh TioJaime858 (9:18:57 PM): she's an orthodox jew TioJaime858 (9:19:12 PM): oh the season's first INDIAN DOCTOR!!! TioJaime858 (9:19:25 PM): heh, stanfurd is a correspondence school TioJaime858 (9:19:57 PM): is he having psychic visions? TioJaime858 (9:20:07 PM): "someone's gonna check out" TioJaime858 (9:20:15 PM): somebody on the fourth floor is gonna die TioJaime858 (9:20:30 PM): yay for the shitty opening credits! TioJaime858 (9:20:59 PM): oh yes, commercial pass on my old-school VHS! TioJaime858 (9:21:27 PM): oh great an ABC trump movie TioJaime858 (9:21:31 PM): fuck that guy is annoying TioJaime858 (9:21:36 PM): Seatle! TioJaime858 (9:21:39 PM): husky stadium! TioJaime858 (9:21:44 PM): monorail! TioJaime858 (9:21:48 PM): Seattle Grace Hospital! TioJaime858 (9:22:11 PM): heh TioJaime858 (9:22:41 PM): "we're having sex every night, i deserve details" TioJaime858 (9:22:49 PM): ooh ellen pompeo's pants TioJaime858 (9:23:13 PM): "i don't wanna be your gravy" she yells in the hospital TioJaime858 (9:23:15 PM): blackt0r 2! TioJaime858 (9:23:31 PM): they're suggesting a pig valve for jews TioJaime858 (9:23:49 PM): lump removage! TioJaime858 (9:23:53 PM): blackt0r 1! TioJaime858 (9:23:59 PM): hi dr. izzie TioJaime858 (9:24:16 PM): whoa, she's awake for a lump-ectomy? TioJaime858 (9:24:24 PM): and i don't know if that's the proper term TioJaime858 (9:24:32 PM): ooh no toe-wigglage TioJaime858 (9:24:43 PM): he fell in the Snohomish! TioJaime858 (9:24:59 PM): whoa that's an ugly nurse TioJaime858 (9:25:37 PM): frat-cockt0r and george o'malley TioJaime858 (9:26:01 PM): blackt0r 2: "you trying to kill this patient o'malley?" TioJaime858 (9:26:32 PM): heh TioJaime858 (9:26:44 PM): the psychic wants to bone sandra oh TioJaime858 (9:27:16 PM): "i wouldn't have picked you for the mommy track" TioJaime858 (9:27:21 PM): dude, he knows things TioJaime858 (9:27:25 PM): sorry, TioJaime858 (9:27:27 PM): should've read TioJaime858 (9:27:35 PM): dude, he knows things TioJaime858 (9:27:40 PM): blackt0r 1! TioJaime858 (9:27:49 PM): oh hi dr izzie TioJaime858 (9:28:12 PM): something about somebody being pregnant TioJaime858 (9:28:21 PM): and oh no, did i miss the finale of the Bachelor? TioJaime858 (9:28:23 PM): aww shit TioJaime858 (9:29:15 PM): The Few. The Proud. The Marines. TioJaime858 (9:29:30 PM): back to the grey's anatomy TioJaime858 (9:29:43 PM): no reason for paralysis, says dr. ellen pompeo TioJaime858 (9:29:47 PM): oh yay TioJaime858 (9:30:11 PM): it's great when they compromise their professionalism for the funny funny sex TioJaime858 (9:30:29 PM): asian dude with his white breast cancer wife! TioJaime858 (9:30:33 PM): ooh, baby not gonna survive TioJaime858 (9:30:47 PM): Ray Yamagita! TioJaime858 (9:31:06 PM): i think that's not him TioJaime858 (9:31:16 PM): all asian dudes look alike TioJaime858 (9:31:53 PM): ha ha pfhunny psychic TioJaime858 (9:32:21 PM): oh mad jewish chick TioJaime858 (9:32:30 PM): heh TioJaime858 (9:32:56 PM): their jewish chick daughter got mad at her reformed jewish parents TioJaime858 (9:33:02 PM): she's mean and hot TioJaime858 (9:33:39 PM): and he's hungry for a chocolate cupcake TioJaime858 (9:34:03 PM): oh and we're watching you dr. izzie TioJaime858 (9:34:37 PM): she's single. she's got red hear TioJaime858 (9:34:38 PM): hair TioJaime858 (9:34:54 PM): that nurse was cute TioJaime858 (9:35:08 PM): oh they're gonna hump TioJaime858 (9:35:12 PM): dr. izzie and dr. george TioJaime858 (9:35:28 PM): the old chick w/breast cancer and a child kinda looks like bus lady TioJaime858 (9:36:32 PM): oh and i wonder who's gonna adopt dr sandra's baby TioJaime858 (9:37:10 PM): commercial TioJaime858 (9:37:12 PM): beer break TioJaime858 (9:38:04 PM): long commercial break TioJaime858 (9:38:16 PM): Seattle at night! Space needle! TioJaime858 (9:39:01 PM): hot jewish chick! TioJaime858 (9:39:27 PM): blackt0r 1! TioJaime858 (9:39:33 PM): and a black 0rderly TioJaime858 (9:39:42 PM): ohh, back up girl! TioJaime858 (9:39:46 PM): said the black doct0r TioJaime858 (9:40:03 PM): it's nice that one of the blackt0rs still speaks "black" TioJaime858 (9:40:51 PM): There is no "wow" in practical TioJaime858 (9:41:04 PM): blackt0r 1! TioJaime858 (9:41:31 PM): and sandra oh has to play the abortionist! TioJaime858 (9:42:03 PM): dr. o'malley: "how does a pompous, cocky, jackass liek you always have women around him?" TioJaime858 (9:42:13 PM): cockt0r: "o'malley you think too much" TioJaime858 (9:42:14 PM): heh TioJaime858 (9:42:30 PM): what a cock TioJaime858 (9:43:31 PM): oh, you're off this case! TioJaime858 (9:43:36 PM): said blackt0r 2 TioJaime858 (9:44:38 PM): and he called her cricket TioJaime858 (9:44:57 PM): which must be referring to something that was cut off in the beginning TioJaime858 (9:45:26 PM): oh they're keeping the Type 2 Hapa! TioJaime858 (9:46:07 PM): see, usually tv shows take a while to build up sexual tension TioJaime858 (9:46:42 PM): instead of having two of the three hot chicks shack up right away in the first season? TioJaime858 (9:46:49 PM): kinda blowing their load early TioJaime858 (9:47:24 PM): bad things afoot in the OR TioJaime858 (9:49:00 PM): ooh it was the hot red head nurse TioJaime858 (9:49:20 PM): and whoa, that nurse isn't so good looking anymore TioJaime858 (9:49:22 PM): WTF TioJaime858 (9:49:29 PM): blackt0r 2 in the window again TioJaime858 (9:49:46 PM): ooh she's kidna cute TioJaime858 (9:49:58 PM): kinda looks like the wisconsin stripper last night from Gold Club TioJaime858 (9:50:03 PM): blackt0r 2 TioJaime858 (9:50:37 PM): Devo wants a rabbi TioJaime858 (9:50:39 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime858 (9:51:01 PM): thought this paralysis dude was more critical than a couple of scenes TioJaime858 (9:51:51 PM): yay for the male-female relationship sparring TioJaime858 (9:52:03 PM): ellen pompeo fluttering her eyelashes TioJaime858 (9:52:13 PM): "oh you're not happy for me, are you?" TioJaime858 (9:52:31 PM): angry sandra oh! TioJaime858 (9:53:08 PM): did he have a vision of himself dying? TioJaime858 (9:53:25 PM): what happened to dr. izzie's teeth? TioJaime858 (9:53:42 PM): she looks like that seattle stripper who was visiting san francisco TioJaime858 (9:54:25 PM): commercial break TioJaime858 (9:55:06 PM): ooh ywH TioJaime858 (9:55:09 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime858 (9:55:15 PM): hot jewish chick time! TioJaime858 (9:56:04 PM): cool another blackt0r assisting via satellite TioJaime858 (9:56:18 PM): FOUR FUCKING BLACKT0RS IN THE FIRST SEASON AND ZERO FILIPINO NURSES? TioJaime858 (9:56:45 PM): "this is george george has a hot date" TioJaime858 (9:57:20 PM): i grew up in a trailer park! TioJaime858 (9:58:48 PM): At the end of the day, Fate is a funny thing. TioJaime858 (9:59:09 PM): for your recipe, one tbsp coconut extract TioJaime858 (9:59:30 PM): oh, i bet they're going to his place TioJaime858 (9:59:37 PM): and o'malley hs a hot redhead date TioJaime858 (9:59:45 PM): ray yamagita TioJaime858 (9:59:46 PM): ! TioJaime858 (10:00:03 PM): blackt0r 2! TioJaime858 (10:00:22 PM): ooh hi dr. izzie's shoulder TioJaime858 (10:00:27 PM): "mom, it's me cricket" TioJaime858 (10:00:55 PM): oh and here's the dr patrick dempsey disclosure TioJaime858 (10:01:18 PM): and i live in that trailer! TioJaime858 (10:02:00 PM): yay ellen pompeo in a streamline trailer! TioJaime858 (10:02:05 PM): streamline? TioJaime858 (10:02:20 PM): OK taking a break TioJaime858 (10:03:03 PM): OK so a rerun of Grey's Anatomy is on right now TioJaime858 (10:03:26 PM): but i'll be watching the tape of the season finale from last week? TioJaime858 (10:03:37 PM): maybe a couple of weeks ago? TioJaime858 (10:03:39 PM): dunno TioJaime858 (10:03:44 PM): lemme get another beer and break the seal TioJaime858 (10:07:08 PM): you know what's weird? i didn't break the seal after 12 last night... TioJaime858 (10:08:28 PM): OK, i'm gonna horizontal break and we'll start up the new one TioJaime858 (10:08:29 PM): TioJaime858 (10:08:32 PM): hello dere TioJaime858 (10:09:29 PM): OK and thsi is the episode where george o'malley gets date raped by the hot readhead who looks like the wisconsin stripper TioJaime858 (10:09:41 PM): nurse sheila, for further reference TioJaime858 (10:09:42 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:09:44 PM): he has a rash? TioJaime858 (10:09:55 PM): ooh hi dr izzie's boobs TioJaime858 (10:09:59 PM): holy shit TioJaime858 (10:10:02 PM): she's hot TioJaime858 (10:10:13 PM): "i am not doing what you think i'm doing TioJaime858 (10:10:29 PM): " TioJaime858 (10:10:38 PM): opening bud light #2 TioJaime858 (10:11:03 PM): an actual girlfriend TioJaime858 (10:11:25 PM): heh he has no need to masturbates TioJaime858 (10:11:30 PM): He was masturbating! TioJaime858 (10:11:45 PM): oh i wish i had live 3amC'ed this w/LMHBrent TioJaime858 (10:11:51 PM): that would've been great TioJaime858 (10:11:57 PM): blackt0r 2! TioJaime858 (10:12:25 PM): blackt0r 3!!!! TioJaime858 (10:12:53 PM): ooh hi nurse sheila? TioJaime858 (10:12:57 PM): olivia? TioJaime858 (10:13:12 PM): OK how about nurse She-livia? TioJaime858 (10:13:20 PM): ooh TioJaime858 (10:13:49 PM): i think that if dr izzie ever caught me punching the jesuit, i'd demand that i be allowed to punch it to her TioJaime858 (10:14:16 PM): OK this is funny TioJaime858 (10:14:32 PM): and now dr. george is getting examined by dr. frat-cockt0r TioJaime858 (10:14:47 PM): You've got Syphillis! TioJaime858 (10:14:54 PM): shitty intro TioJaime858 (10:14:59 PM): was cut off a bit? TioJaime858 (10:15:01 PM): oh that's too bad TioJaime858 (10:15:16 PM): Ok this is gonna be bad TioJaime858 (10:15:22 PM): grandfather edited out the commercials TioJaime858 (10:15:28 PM): oh a frat brother TioJaime858 (10:15:30 PM): wassup bro! TioJaime858 (10:15:43 PM): wassup blackt0r 2! TioJaime858 (10:15:50 PM): and more black people TioJaime858 (10:16:16 PM): yay for shittily diversified Seattle TioJaime858 (10:16:23 PM): blackt0r 3! TioJaime858 (10:16:26 PM): and blackt0r 1 TioJaime858 (10:16:36 PM): he's having a little trouble closing up there, kids TioJaime858 (10:17:15 PM): OK and here's teh cheap white chick TioJaime858 (10:17:33 PM): and dr. george is getting lab results TioJaime858 (10:17:40 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:17:50 PM): ooh hi dr. izie's butt TioJaime858 (10:17:55 PM): LOL TioJaime858 (10:18:24 PM): oh hi katherine heigl TioJaime858 (10:19:26 PM): blackt0r 3 takigna breather? TioJaime858 (10:19:36 PM): blackt0r 1 in from the bullpen TioJaime858 (10:19:45 PM): "it's always the quiet one" TioJaime858 (10:19:53 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:20:35 PM): snarky white chick TioJaime858 (10:20:51 PM): and on that note, beer time TioJaime858 (10:21:10 PM): blackt0r 2 was pissed TioJaime858 (10:21:21 PM): whoa, it's an ovary TioJaime858 (10:22:12 PM): oh it's nurse She-livia TioJaime858 (10:22:16 PM): she's kinda cute TioJaime858 (10:23:15 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:23:18 PM): and he's floundering TioJaime858 (10:23:21 PM): i like this guy TioJaime858 (10:23:52 PM): oh that's not good TioJaime858 (10:24:00 PM): "i have syphillis" TioJaime858 (10:24:07 PM): i really should look up how to spell that TioJaime858 (10:24:13 PM): blackt0r 3 feeling the burn TioJaime858 (10:25:16 PM): "Syphillis is teh best thing to ever happen to you" TioJaime858 (10:25:21 PM): Syph boy TioJaime858 (10:25:38 PM): "sorry about the syphillis" TioJaime858 (10:25:56 PM): blackt0r 2 TioJaime858 (10:26:04 PM): "my life is boring" TioJaime858 (10:26:19 PM): blackt0r 2! and his black patient! TioJaime858 (10:26:40 PM): gonadal hermaphroditism TioJaime858 (10:26:51 PM): oh they're gonna do a ovarectomy! TioJaime858 (10:27:25 PM): yay for crazy black mens! TioJaime858 (10:28:09 PM): oh they're going to penicillin-ize the syphillis TioJaime858 (10:28:19 PM): oh and dr ellen and dr. izzie are doing it now TioJaime858 (10:28:21 PM): that's hot TioJaime858 (10:28:55 PM): ooh half-naked in a room w/three women TioJaime858 (10:29:28 PM): blackt0r 3! TioJaime858 (10:29:39 PM): he's gonna MRI himself! TioJaime858 (10:30:08 PM): ooh syphillis outbreak! TioJaime858 (10:30:20 PM): and a safe sex demonstration TioJaime858 (10:30:52 PM): "he really likes typhoid mary" TioJaime858 (10:31:11 PM): blackt0r 1 falling asleep TioJaime858 (10:31:15 PM): ooh cool song TioJaime858 (10:31:25 PM): blackt0r 2 TioJaime858 (10:31:34 PM): i mean.... no yeah, blackt0r 2 TioJaime858 (10:33:31 PM): tumor pressing against an optic nerve TioJaime858 (10:33:42 PM): syphillis outbreak and a tumor TioJaime858 (10:34:28 PM): uhoh TioJaime858 (10:34:32 PM): did their dude die? TioJaime858 (10:34:47 PM): oh that sucks TioJaime858 (10:35:02 PM): oh he died TioJaime858 (10:35:28 PM): family didn't want an autopsy TioJaime858 (10:36:06 PM): something bad about sneaking around with surgery like that TioJaime858 (10:36:15 PM): ooh another syphillis discussion! TioJaime858 (10:36:24 PM): i like how this started w/george TioJaime858 (10:36:32 PM): "no more glow-in-the-dark ones!" TioJaime858 (10:36:36 PM): wonderful show TioJaime858 (10:36:57 PM): last of the ovarian matieral! TioJaime858 (10:37:13 PM): he has a blind vas deferens TioJaime858 (10:37:36 PM): blackt0r 2's not gonna tell him TioJaime858 (10:37:43 PM): and now blackt0r 2's mad TioJaime858 (10:37:53 PM): and george and frat-cockt0r are a cool couple TioJaime858 (10:37:57 PM): i mean match TioJaime858 (10:38:40 PM): oh that chick has major laughlines and a major forehead TioJaime858 (10:39:08 PM): and how is the tape like ten minutes behind? TioJaime858 (10:39:37 PM): OK looks like we started at 8 after 10 TioJaime858 (10:39:52 PM): yay for fight club TioJaime858 (10:39:58 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:40:40 PM): commercial TioJaime858 (10:42:08 PM): blackt0r 1 closing up blackt0r 3! TioJaime858 (10:42:28 PM): oh you are lying TioJaime858 (10:42:45 PM): i like blackt0r 1's black sass TioJaime858 (10:43:09 PM): it only adds to the authenticity of the whole Seattle thing TioJaime858 (10:43:36 PM): and i like blackt0r 2 because he acts white TioJaime858 (10:43:37 PM): and shit TioJaime858 (10:44:11 PM): and he's arguing w/his ovarian friend's cheating wife TioJaime858 (10:44:37 PM): ooh, ellen pompeo disclosure! TioJaime858 (10:45:00 PM): uh oh TioJaime858 (10:45:12 PM): the chief saw dr ellen and dr patrick dempsey TioJaime858 (10:45:24 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:45:28 PM): blackt0r 1 is pissed TioJaime858 (10:45:30 PM): at the hot chicks TioJaime858 (10:45:50 PM): ooh black sass! TioJaime858 (10:46:15 PM): his heart was huge TioJaime858 (10:46:49 PM): oh yay and i wuld tell my mother it's not a mistake TioJaime858 (10:47:36 PM): ooh yeah take that angry white chick TioJaime858 (10:47:48 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:47:51 PM): nice job blackt0r 1 TioJaime858 (10:48:12 PM): OK you gonna tie in w/the nurse? TioJaime858 (10:48:13 PM): here we go TioJaime858 (10:48:33 PM): george, she was already kinda seeing someone TioJaime858 (10:48:46 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:48:55 PM): You gave me syphillis! TioJaime858 (10:49:03 PM): heh TioJaime858 (10:49:04 PM): cool man TioJaime858 (10:49:10 PM): oh hi ellen pompeo boobs TioJaime858 (10:49:37 PM): ooh who's teh chick? TioJaime858 (10:49:42 PM): ex-wife? TioJaime858 (10:49:47 PM): uh oh TioJaime858 (10:50:05 PM): redhead TioJaime858 (10:50:10 PM): hi, i'm addison sheppard! TioJaime858 (10:50:20 PM): and you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband TioJaime858 (10:50:21 PM): ha ha TioJaime858 (10:50:58 PM): and it looks like my grandpa taped over an imelda marcos documentary... TioJaime858 (10:51:01 PM): OK enough for now TioJaime858 (10:51:15 PM): with the season finale of Grey's Anatomy, we're all done 3am criticizing for a while TioJaime858 (10:51:17 PM): oh wait TioJaime858 (10:51:28 PM): i still hve a gilmore girls season finale TioJaime858 (10:51:35 PM): lemme get drunk and i'll get that to you TioJaime858 (10:51:44 PM): OK goodnight, faithful SHoPpers TioJaime858 has left the chat room.