This is a day late, sorry, and yeah, what with all the traffic hitting the SHoP because of us perverts looking for "Lauren lingerie Beauty and the Geek" on Google, this 3am Criticism probably would have been best posted yesterday, but it seemed somewhat out of place in the middle of the Blogiversary posts... so here it is.
Enjoy,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Live 3am Criticism of Beauty and the Geek, episode 3 You are now in chat room “batgep3.”
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TioJaime858 (7:58:43 PM): hello dere!
TioJaime858 (7:59:21 PM): OK
TioJaime858 (7:59:40 PM): in under a minute, we'll be 3am Criticizing Ashtard Kutcher's Beauty and the Geek
TioJaime858 (7:59:43 PM): go lauren
TioJaime858 (8:00:02 PM): and for the benefit of search engines, it's actually Ashton Kutcher
TioJaime858 (8:00:06 PM): whatever eff that guy
TioJaime858 (8:00:16 PM): Beauty and the Geek (followed by smallville)
TioJaime858 (8:00:29 PM): the jew!
TioJaime858 (8:00:52 PM): he's too busy w/the dukes of hazzard club... heh
TioJaime858 (8:01:35 PM): ooh chicks getting massaged
TioJaime858 (8:01:57 PM): "everyone's just people"
TioJaime858 (8:02:16 PM): oh my now only five teams remain?
TioJaime858 (8:02:24 PM): shit, i mean since you started off w/7
TioJaime858 (8:02:34 PM): cheryl is the janky one
TioJaime858 (8:02:37 PM): did i miss lauren already?
TioJaime858 (8:02:41 PM): ooh lauren!
TioJaime858 (8:02:46 PM): ooh scarlet
TioJaime858 (8:03:04 PM): pretty good show, hope you got in on the ground floor...
TioJaime858 (8:03:16 PM): Krystal the NBA dancer
TioJaime858 (8:03:20 PM): and some geek
TioJaime858 (8:03:24 PM): ooh Scarlet, beer chick
TioJaime858 (8:03:29 PM): i like scarlet more than krystal
TioJaime858 (8:03:39 PM): WTF
TioJaime858 (8:03:53 PM): lauren: "I have such a crucsh on richard"
TioJaime858 (8:03:55 PM): WTF man
TioJaime858 (8:04:27 PM): there is no God
TioJaime858 (8:04:48 PM): Tio Jaime reserves the right to edit that link after the fact
TioJaime858 (8:04:58 PM): ooh activities foreign to both of you
TioJaime858 (8:05:02 PM): oh wait
TioJaime858 (8:05:22 PM): i thought they had found one thing completely unknown to either of them
TioJaime858 (8:05:27 PM): but it's the same old same old
TioJaime858 (8:05:33 PM): ooh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (8:05:43 PM): i like the jew!
TioJaime858 (8:05:53 PM): how hard could this shit be?
TioJaime858 (8:06:11 PM): dude, if it's all in a book the geeks should be fine
TioJaime858 (8:06:17 PM): bust-waist-hips
TioJaime858 (8:06:41 PM): jew: "i think fashion is frivolous"
TioJaime858 (8:06:52 PM): and then he makes a comment on some gentile thing
TioJaime858 (8:07:29 PM): yeah use words like "deploys" around the NBA dancer
TioJaime858 (8:07:40 PM): Caitilin, the aspiring fashion expert
TioJaime858 (8:07:47 PM): well she's hot...
TioJaime858 (8:07:55 PM): oh the book is called "model rocketry"
TioJaime858 (8:07:55 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (8:08:01 PM): lauren is yawning
TioJaime858 (8:08:18 PM): and she threw her rocket book in the pool
TioJaime858 (8:09:24 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (8:09:29 PM): sorry
TioJaime858 (8:10:04 PM): YAY YET ANOTHER SHITTY PRICELESS COMMERCIAL
TioJaime858 (8:10:15 PM): PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP MAKING THESE COMMERCIALS
TioJaime858 (8:10:23 PM): WE ALREADY KNOW THE STUPID FUCKING ENDING ALREADY
TioJaime858 (8:10:34 PM): GO TO HELL MASTERCARD
TioJaime858 (8:10:41 PM): BURN IN HELL, DO YOU HEAR ME?
TioJaime858 (8:10:57 PM): WTF?
TioJaime858 (8:11:02 PM): stupid sprint commercial
TioJaime858 (8:11:11 PM): BatG is back
TioJaime858 (8:11:17 PM): ooh chicks making rockets
TioJaime858 (8:12:05 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
TioJaime858 (8:12:15 PM): Krystal: goggles were ugly
TioJaime858 (8:12:30 PM): winning the challenges don't ensure your safety
TioJaime858 (8:12:50 PM): krystal pulling way ahead
TioJaime858 (8:13:04 PM): krystal and caitilin
TioJaime858 (8:13:09 PM): lauren giving up but she's so fucking hot
TioJaime858 (8:13:14 PM): "That's hot."
TioJaime858 (8:13:27 PM): AND SINCE WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT BECOME A PARIS HILTON TAGLINE?
TioJaime858 (8:13:40 PM): ooh it was caitilin
TioJaime858 (8:13:56 PM): KITE-ell-inn
TioJaime858 (8:14:20 PM): yeah, whatevs, like you needed to read about that shit to follow directions to make a rocket
TioJaime858 (8:14:47 PM): oh these imperceptive dudes
TioJaime858 (8:14:55 PM): pick out 3 different outfits
TioJaime858 (8:15:00 PM): evening wear, casual wear, swimsuits
TioJaime858 (8:15:07 PM): good luck you geek-tards
TioJaime858 (8:15:14 PM): Have fun shopping, fellas
TioJaime858 (8:15:24 PM): yeah no shit, it's like a test that you haven't studied for
TioJaime858 (8:15:39 PM): Swimsuit Shopping
TioJaime858 (8:15:49 PM): jew: i've never bought clothes for a girl before
TioJaime858 (8:16:10 PM): if he's a true geek, he's never bought *anything* for a girl
TioJaime858 (8:16:14 PM): or even clothes for himself
TioJaime858 (8:17:03 PM): oh you poor bastards
TioJaime858 (8:17:16 PM): ooh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (8:17:22 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (8:17:29 PM): they should pick something off the mannequin
TioJaime858 (8:18:35 PM): oh yay chicks like getting clothes!
TioJaime858 (8:18:41 PM): ooh hi beer chick
TioJaime858 (8:18:47 PM): "I'm a zero!"
TioJaime858 (8:19:03 PM): WTF are they eating?
TioJaime858 (8:19:29 PM): yeah dude
TioJaime858 (8:19:30 PM): be confident
TioJaime858 (8:19:32 PM): hi mindi
TioJaime858 (8:19:41 PM): i believe she was the aspiring dumbass
TioJaime858 (8:19:44 PM): commercial?
TioJaime858 (8:19:48 PM): oops not yet
TioJaime858 (8:20:04 PM): ooh chuck and scarlet
TioJaime858 (8:20:11 PM): ooh hi scarlet
TioJaime858 (8:20:20 PM): oh my
TioJaime858 (8:20:26 PM): sliding "these off your shoulders first"
TioJaime858 (8:20:40 PM): they're all spanishing now and shit!
TioJaime858 (8:20:41 PM): aww yeah
TioJaime858 (8:20:44 PM): hi beer chick
TioJaime858 (8:20:51 PM): ooh
TioJaime858 (8:20:59 PM): hi scarlet
TioJaime858 (8:21:15 PM): "ohmigosh, no way!"
TioJaime858 (8:21:26 PM): yeah, he's attractive in the "different, nerdy way"
TioJaime858 (8:21:34 PM): cool chuck-dude
TioJaime858 (8:21:46 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (8:23:50 PM): ooh chick in panties shaving her legs
TioJaime858 (8:23:59 PM): God bless the UPN target audience!
TioJaime858 (8:24:42 PM): whoa WTF?
TioJaime858 (8:24:50 PM): rory's dean in the WB's Supernatural
TioJaime858 (8:24:55 PM): that was pretty fucking trippy
TioJaime858 (8:24:59 PM): might be worth a 3amC
TioJaime858 (8:25:05 PM): ooh hi lauren
TioJaime858 (8:25:15 PM): i still don't know who this tool of a host is
TioJaime858 (8:25:26 PM): oh yay
TioJaime858 (8:25:36 PM): the hot chicks are gonna do that hotness thing again!
TioJaime858 (8:25:43 PM): phone
TioJaime858 (8:26:33 PM): lauren
TioJaime858 (8:26:36 PM): has a brown dress
TioJaime858 (8:27:17 PM): ooh hi hot chicks
TioJaime858 (8:27:57 PM): hello lauren
TioJaime858 (8:28:08 PM): he hit the size perfectly
TioJaime858 (8:28:13 PM): mindi!
TioJaime858 (8:28:29 PM): mindi doesn't look so bad in green
TioJaime858 (8:28:43 PM): scarlet
TioJaime858 (8:29:01 PM): krystal
TioJaime858 (8:29:49 PM): ooh hi scarlet
TioJaime858 (8:29:53 PM): ooh hi krystal
TioJaime858 (8:30:16 PM): ooh lauren in a bikini
TioJaime858 (8:31:18 PM): ooh hi dumb chick
TioJaime858 (8:35:32 PM): OK
TioJaime858 (8:35:39 PM): was talking to Trosama min Asi on the phone
TioJaime858 (8:35:44 PM): so i kinda missed the hot chick parade
TioJaime858 (8:35:47 PM): but lauren was hot
TioJaime858 (8:35:48 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (8:35:58 PM): if anything, i'll catch the replay tomorrow if only for that scene
TioJaime858 (8:36:07 PM): and they're back
TioJaime858 (8:36:13 PM): judges have made the final decision...
TioJaime858 (8:36:33 PM): ooh evening dress on lauren
TioJaime858 (8:37:05 PM): caitilin's sucked?
TioJaime858 (8:37:06 PM): WTF
TioJaime858 (8:37:09 PM): you fucking fruits
TioJaime858 (8:37:28 PM): lauren
TioJaime858 (8:37:30 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (8:37:33 PM): who's that?
TioJaime858 (8:37:43 PM): ooh scarlet won
TioJaime858 (8:38:02 PM): ooh hi scarlet
TioJaime858 (8:38:20 PM): nice job dude
TioJaime858 (8:38:54 PM): dude, are they really safe?
TioJaime858 (8:38:55 PM): WTF
TioJaime858 (8:39:00 PM): oh it's the jew again
TioJaime858 (8:39:20 PM): OK this part of the jew is annoying
TioJaime858 (8:39:51 PM): yeah i bet
TioJaime858 (8:40:18 PM): you crazy jew-tard
TioJaime858 (8:40:23 PM): yeah that's annoying
TioJaime858 (8:40:41 PM): OK i guess you are exempt if you're choosing
TioJaime858 (8:40:51 PM): WTF is he wearing?
TioJaime858 (8:41:18 PM): caitilin: richard/mindi
TioJaime858 (8:41:21 PM): well duh
TioJaime858 (8:41:53 PM): shawn: commercial!
TioJaime858 (8:41:55 PM): you bastards
TioJaime858 (8:44:41 PM): and we're back
TioJaime858 (8:44:54 PM): shawn: oh no not lauren
TioJaime858 (8:45:00 PM): shawn: GET ON WITH IT YOU FUCKER
TioJaime858 (8:45:15 PM): SHAWN: brad/krystal
TioJaime858 (8:45:26 PM): ooh yeah lauren is safe for now
TioJaime858 (8:46:04 PM): ooh hi lauren kleavage
TioJaime858 (8:46:10 PM): she said "your anus"
TioJaime858 (8:46:57 PM): and now he has to learn what spooning is
TioJaime858 (8:47:12 PM): "spooning w/mindi was phenomenal"
TioJaime858 (8:48:16 PM): shawn/krystal vs. mindi/jew
TioJaime858 (8:48:40 PM): testing the chicks on astronomy
TioJaime858 (8:48:51 PM): Mindi: earth travels around sun once a year
TioJaime858 (8:48:52 PM): yay
TioJaime858 (8:49:12 PM): Krystal: ooh not a lunar eclipse
TioJaime858 (8:49:14 PM): bogus
TioJaime858 (8:49:24 PM): mindi: hailey's comet
TioJaime858 (8:49:29 PM): makin' the jew happy
TioJaime858 (8:49:51 PM): krystal: sun is closest to the earth
TioJaime858 (8:50:07 PM): mindi: space shuttles launched from florida!
TioJaime858 (8:50:10 PM): nice job
TioJaime858 (8:50:31 PM): krystal: ooh no jupiter
TioJaime858 (8:51:02 PM): gettin' to it
TioJaime858 (8:51:37 PM): brad: lacoste - alligator
TioJaime858 (8:51:42 PM): or that's what he didn't get
TioJaime858 (8:51:45 PM): jew needs one
TioJaime858 (8:52:20 PM): richard: DK in DKNY means Devon Klein!
TioJaime858 (8:52:22 PM): oops
TioJaime858 (8:52:51 PM): Brad: department store has same name as cartoon character?
TioJaime858 (8:52:52 PM): WTF?
TioJaime858 (8:52:54 PM): oh
TioJaime858 (8:52:55 PM): Barney's
TioJaime858 (8:53:16 PM): shitty question
TioJaime858 (8:53:26 PM): who watches barney anymore?
TioJaime858 (8:53:33 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (8:53:41 PM): Richard - Has Kissed One Girl
TioJaime858 (8:54:11 PM): i liked how they changed that
TioJaime858 (8:55:22 PM): funny t-mobile commercial
TioJaime858 (8:58:29 PM): still on commercial
TioJaime858 (8:58:44 PM): another academy of art university commercial
TioJaime858 (8:59:06 PM): www.academyart.edu
TioJaime858 (8:59:13 PM): oh dude, i wanna apply!
TioJaime858 (8:59:24 PM): Next Time on TAR
TioJaime858 (8:59:53 PM): ooh dudes gotta ask for numbers and go on a date
TioJaime858 (8:59:57 PM): jew gets lauren
TioJaime858 (8:59:59 PM): ooh boots
TioJaime858 (9:00:07 PM): and the guys get makeovers...
TioJaime858 (9:00:13 PM): replay tomorrow @ 9/8c
TioJaime858 (9:00:15 PM): OK
TioJaime858 (9:00:18 PM): see you soon
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