New and Improved: What the hell is wrong with you, you sickos?

Yes, I recognize the whole pot-calling-the-kettle-black irony of my calling somebody a sicko. Gimme a break already.

More people finding the SHoP, but in new, more disturbing ways! But don't take my word for it, check it out and see for yourself! (was looking for a Reading Rainbow pic of levar burton, but found Giants' ace Jason Schmidt instead. deal with it --TJ)

What the hell is wrong with you?
Man, that's just weird. What the hell are you looking for anyway?
Welcome to the SixHertz House of Fraus!
Some poor New Zealander student is either gonna be scared of America-land for the rest of his life or has already sold all of his possessions and is on his way here to meet us...
Not so weird, but lemme just take the time to say that Australian women are HAWT
You poor bastard. Come again!