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Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Parking Violation Haikus

Damned parking ticket
Justice for a guy like me
Is non-existent

Traffic appeals court
Suck my big fat hairy balls
Vengeance will be mine

Hey, Officer Potts
You better not show your face
I will kick your ass

$40 per ticket, Officer Potts...you know what that means, don't you?