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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Tio Jaime's House of Dumbass

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

Ok this show fucking sucks, this doesn't even deserve SHoP billing.
i hope your kids murder you with shotguns when they come to grips with how assholey you made them
and maybe the little gaghan fucker will die
no shit your legs aren't sore, you're fucking worthless
that's why you don't let your little demon-children make the fucking decisions when $1,000,000 is at goddam stake
and now i'm laughing at carissa gaghan, or he can't speak english, but maybe he speaks the universal language of Selling Your Children Into Slavery

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 11:00 PM AND 12:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


In my defense, shitty AIM froze and crashed and I lost the entire two-hour 3am Criticism. I wasn't the dumbass, but it was just AIM which was extra shitty last night.

So the two hours I spent watching Tues-dee's tape of TAR:Shitty Family Edition will culminate in this Cal post...

Go Bears, Beat the Spread Trojans!

These shirts will be on sale at this Saturday's game...

And a warm SHoP Golden Bear Overlord greeting from Tio Jaime and LMHBrent to CalTechGirl as well as SixH/TioJ first grade friend, U$C Trojan and sometimes Citizen SHoPper Sabi V!

Go Bears,
Tio Jaime
Commissioner, SHoP Department of Recreational Sport (Non-nude)