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| 1:20 AM TioJ: my [RACIAL INVECTIVE DEEMED INAPPROPRIATE FOR USE BY FILIPINO REPUBLICANS]! SixH: whatup, [RACIAL INVECTIVE DEEMED INAPPROPRIATE FOR USE BY PORTUGESE REPUBLICANS] TioJ: would you like a complimentary subscription to "Black Enterprise?" TioJ: i got spam offering a year's subscription for FREE TioJ: oh yay! SixH: thoooper! 1:40 AM TioJ: Ok it's xb0x0r time TioJ: this is all Bush's fault... TioJ: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051106/ts_nm/france_riots_dc SixH: oh of course. Anything related to muslims and arabs being unhappy is obviously the fault of neocons. SixH: just victims they are. TioJ: and well, this is a stretch, but Bush Lied... TioJ: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-angels-scioscia&prov=ap&type=lgns TioJ: and i'm surprised shitantics hasn't found this little bush-bashing tidbit... TioJ: http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/USIN0624_f.html TioJ: this one... surprisingly not Bush's fault TioJ: but i'm still pissed about it... http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/recap?gid=200511050060 1:45 AM TioJ: these news items from yahoo! just need Crazy Aunt Cindy Sheehan to start drumming up her retard-support SixH: I'm pretty sure they'll find a way to blame "BushCo" for the Monica Lewinski scandal. TioJ: i like how democrats pick and choose their special prosecutors TioJ: fitz? good! starr? evil! SixH: Finazi, 1:50 AM TioJ: finazi? SixH: nvm SixH: go play xbox TioJ: also bush's fault, but we'll forgive him for this: http://fotzo.blogspot.com/ TioJ: NSFW SixH: hey now. |
If you're a discerning Citizen SHoPper, you'll ask yourself briefly, just who deemed certain racial invectives inappropriate for use? Well heck, wouldn't you know it's the very people who use that very same racial invective gratuitously...
Tio Jaime, Ministro de los Crimenes de Guerra y del Principal Defensor de la Fe
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Fucking SixH. Lemme play San Andreas already! No more naughty adult chat!
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| 2:15 AM TioJ: OK. new post up on SHoP. all i wanted to do was play GTA: San Andreas, man... TioJ: look what you made me do SixH: don't be hatin' SixH: you sound like a liberal SixH: blame me for everything SixH: you homo SixH: ;) TioJ: i'm gonna stick my balls on your forehead 2:20 AM SixH: you go ahead and do that, mr. underhill SixH: or Chavez, or steve, or Leila, or whoever the f*ck you are. TioJ: that chavez fucker is an annoying, deluded, uninformed mexi-fuckup [Yeah, I left that in there. And no, not all Mexi-dudes are Denegerate Fuckups. Just Chavez, off the top of my head. --TJ] TioJ: whatta fuckin' cheesedick SixH: what gets me is that these nimrods put the freeway blog signage up that says "bush lied, 2000 died" bullshit, yet they don't give a crap about the troops. In fact, wasn't it them that said republicans should be drafted? SixH: so what is it? Do they want the war to be prolonged, or not? SixH: moonbats. SixH: sacrifice sanity for the sake of consistency. SixH: or is it really consistency to begin with? SixH: is it....CRACK COCAINE? TioJ: not so much consistency as it is contrarianism TioJ: although i'm somewhat guilty of that as well... SixH: "i'm an anarchist! Let's take umbrage with...EVERYTHING!" TioJ: well shit, look at our Crazy Aunt Cindy! trying to snipe Hillary Clinton? TioJ: WTF? that makes no sense whatsoever SixH: by the way, let's smoke weed and stick it to the man! 2:25 AM SixH: yeah, well, let's just ignore her now. SixH: and she'll magically disappear! SixH: Cindy who? TioJ: no no no! it's more fun to remind the Left of how retarded a poster-child they chose! TioJ: they're embarassed by her now TioJ: so it's up to the Right to maintain the link SixH: I was speaking as a moonbat TioJ: oh, that makes more sense then SixH: isn't it ironic? SixH: don't ya think? TioJ: It's like sticking balls / On Tio Jaime's forehead SixH: Dean wants to play hide the salami |
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