Perhaps the Ministry of Truth will be so kind as to remove content restrictions and thereby save Tio Jaime a lot of womanly dancing around subjects...
Whatever. Pics for you. If you're a munuvian still on dial-up, these may take a while to load... hopefully the thumbnails will suffice.
| Liberalism, having lost its ability to advance by persuasion, increasingly relies on litigation. |
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| 11:10 PM TioJ: I found some No on 73 fliers in my neighborhood TioJ: what a bunch of LIbEral double-speak SixH: you know, I was thinking...even if by some miracle prop 73 passes, a bloody judge would strike it down. TioJ: yeah TioJ: one of my george will sig files... TioJ: Liberalism, having lost its ability to advance by persuasion, increasingly relies on litigation.  SixH: You know, I'm so goddam pissed with liberals, I almost want 13 year old whores found dead in alleys with [censored time="1251" reason="SixH is a giant weenie who doesn't say what he means and vice versa" disposition_tio_j="Getting really fucking pissed, really fucking fast"].TioJ: small price to pay TioJ: to make liberals mad TioJ: hell TioJ: i'd even impregnate a 13-year-old TioJ: raise the child to 13 TioJ: let her get pregnant TioJ: and have her get a back-alley abortion TioJ: just to make a point SixH: haha TioJ: OK i'd like to take back the "impregnate a 13-y-o" TioJ: because that's illegal TioJ: and wrong TioJ: even if it's like Emma Watson or something SixH: how did I know you were going to say that. 11:15 PM TioJ: once you figure out some basic Tio Jaime, you'll see that it's not that difficult an algorithm |
And here's where the inside information would help. But for now, enjoy the vulgarity and the pics. I know i did!
| note the Vicetivus Horn |
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| TioJ: rereading that chick's e-mail TioJ: that's fucking hawt SixH: LOL, Shiraz's friend? TioJ: yessir SixH: haha  TioJ: i should find a woman like thatTioJ: and fuck my poo, now i'm excited about vegas 11:20 PM SixH: should be a crazy weekend... SixH: you gonna hog tie me and put me in a burlap sack? SixH: Whatever you do, just don't bash me on the head. TioJ: i'm gonna get a black hood and black robe and some electrodes TioJ: Welcome to the Hotel abu Grhaib TioJ: such a lovely place SixH: greaaatt SixH: haha SixH: has she emailed you yet? I think Shiraz sent out the email. TioJ: no, was she supposed to?' SixH: don't know for sure...will get back to you TioJ: http://static.flickr.com/28/61504768_1202db0c79_b.jpg  TioJ: ooh yeah mommaTioJ: note the Vicetivus Horn 11:25 PM SixH: LOL SixH: what's your flickr username? TioJ: oh fuck if i know TioJ: tiojaime? TioJ: lemme see TioJ: OK i think i just set up flickr.com/photos/tiojaime TioJ: WTF TioJ: i have another drunk picture like that... TioJ: http://static.flickr.com/31/49255530_1c0fed3de1_o.jpg TioJ: and oh yesh, don't worry, i'll change your face and shit... |
And here's where SixH asks about the upcoming post which I'm still dutifully editing so as to preserve his precious freakin' privacy.
| what a good fucking friend i am |
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| 12:10 AM SixH: ok, what did you post. TioJ: oh whoops, not posted yet TioJ: just our chat TioJ: w/pics SixH: ok, no pics of me, no real names, dude. You know the rules. :P SixH: no pics of shiraz either. SixH: or any of her friends. TioJ: pigfucker! why the fuck do you think i'm still up? because i'm editing the fucking post you fuckhole! SixH: go nuts with yourself, dickhead. TioJ: i know the fucking rules TioJ: why the fuck would I have forgotten? SixH: okay, ok, ok TioJ: goddamit, i need to find a new set of goddam friends who can stand having their fucking pics up on a goddam blog TioJ: holy fuck TioJ: you and trose alike TioJ: i'm tired and horny. gimme a break already SixH: Christ, dude. Need I remind you about what happens to employers who see others' blogs? SixH: ok, fair 'nuff TioJ: then don't fucking tell them! and if they find it, make it clear that that is your personal life and has no bearing on your professional life TioJ: and then change the post times so they can't see when you were posting on company time SixH: hah TioJ: and now? shit! TioJ: i have to put this outburst on the post because it's goddam funny! 12:15 AM TioJ: goddamit, why the fuck do you think i told you to fucking figure out the privacy settings on the flickr photo album? TioJ: i have an unedited photo of you and me and vegas skanks in my album TioJ: well holy fuck i figured it out myself TioJ: what a good fucking friend i am TioJ: your privacy is safe for yet another post SixH: See? Give a man a fishing pole. |
Wrong thing to say. Hilarity ensues.
| YOU CAN STICK THE FUCKING FISHING POLE UP YOUR ASS YOU LAZY FUCK |
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| TioJ: YOU CAN STICK THE FUCKING FISHING POLE UP YOUR ASS YOU LAZY FUCK SixH: ROFL! TioJ: it's MY fucking album which i changed to accomodate my PIGFUCKER of a FRIEND TioJ: LOL SixH: hahaha |
Enough hilarity for one night. Much engineering to do tomorrow. SixH, you're a krazy bastard and i want to shoot you, but holy shit I love ya to death, man...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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| some archaelogist is gonna fucking find these chats |
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| TioJ: fucking around w/the post SixH: aight TioJ: i thnk you'll like it SixH: I'm sure I will 12:35 AM TioJ: check out the post TioJ: one of these days TioJ: some archaelogist is gonna fucking find these chats TioJ: and it'll be the shakespeare of the 27th century or something TioJ: that's gonna be some fucking hilarious shit SixH: LOL, that line is CLASSIC. TioJ: holy fuck i'm moving to san diego-land TioJ: wow that last pic is very boob-centric 12:40 AM SixH: [CENSORED] She was one of Shiraz's roommies in college |
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