Found this in my inbox this morning. Post title is the Subject line of the e-mail. Apparently, I e-mailed it to myself after what was one of the most memorable Wednes-dees ever
Notice that alcohol impairs the accuracy of the typing, especially when a concerted effort is made to preserve the 70WPM. All these typos? Tio Jaime could've been a shitanticker...
All my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| AlumniGlock = Jihad Jimmy, Cal Band Glockenspiel 1996-2000 CalGlock = Christine C, Cal Band Glockenspiel 2002(?)-present |
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| 12:42 AM AlumniGlock: hey AlumniGlock: i'm drunk CalGlock: yo CalGlock: hahahahah AlumniGlock: and i need your help on something AlumniGlock: fuck CalGlock: ok AlumniGlock: my neighbor just go tmad at me becuasei was yelling out of my aparment AlumniGlock: nfuck AlumniGlock: too l ate to call? CalGlock: yeah CalGlock: sleeping roomie and stuff CalGlock: just tell me online, hehe  AlumniGlock: WTFAlumniGlock: OK CalGlock: awwww AlumniGlock: what ar the the three songs in the the hip hop cadence? CalGlock: fresh so clean AlumniGlock: i heard one of them at the strip club tonight CalGlock: next episode CalGlock: and move AlumniGlock: by who? CalGlock: i don't know :( CalGlock: you should check the perc website AlumniGlock: and shit, i've been more and more into filipina chicks lately... 12:45 AM CalGlock: lol AlumniGlock: yeah WTF?AlumniGlock: i always dated white chick CalGlock: hehehe AlumniGlock: ss CalGlock: I like white guys AlumniGlock: yeha why are filipnos so godam confused like that? CalGlock: lol AlumniGlock: never mind that all the white chick si've diated are FUCKED UP AlumniGlock: goddamit CalGlock: :( CalGlock: awwww AlumniGlock: STAY AWAY FROM WHITE CHICKS, CRHSTINE AlumniGlock: CHRISTINE CalGlock: LOL CalGlock: okay AlumniGlock: CHRISTINE? CalGlock: I will CalGlock: yep AlumniGlock: good AlumniGlock: good that i spelld the ta right AlumniGlock: and good that youre gonna stay away from FUCKED UP white chicks AlumniGlock: goddamit CalGlock: hehehe AlumniGlock: although this last one... she wasthis filipina from michigan? AlumniGlock: lived in SF AlumniGlock: worked for cingular AlumniGlock: and WTF, there are filipinos in michigan?AlumniGlock: i don't fuckin' know AlumniGlock: i'm so fucking confused sometims CalGlock: wow CalGlock: Well, we're everywhere AlumniGlock: i guess so... AlumniGlock: this filipina booty called me twice AlumniGlock: but i had to take my lola to the casino the next morning CalGlock: that's so cute, hehe AlumniGlock: does your lola gamble? AlumniGlock: because holy FUCK does mine gamble AlumniGlock: she's always asking me, "when are we going to the casino next?" AlumniGlock: holy shit, she's a fucking machine CalGlock: hehe CalGlock: my parents go a lot CalGlock: but they play nickels 12:50 AM AlumniGlock: yeah mea too AlumniGlock: dude,! christine! you should gamble! AlumniGlock: fulfill your filipino destiny CalGlock: I do, sometimes AlumniGlock: filipina destiny÷ AlumniGlock: ? CalGlock: Blackjack! AlumniGlock: Good! AlumniGlock: i'm so fucking proud of you AlumniGlock: and... i had like *19* drinks tonight? AlumniGlock: i lost track AlumniGlock: when are we gonna drink a/o gamble? CalGlock: I don't know CalGlock: when? AlumniGlock: WHENVER YOU GODDAM WANT, GLOCKENSPIEL AlumniGlock: and shit find me a nice filipina girl AlumniGlock: one who isn't too fucking crazy AlumniGlock: a litle crazy? that's OK AlumniGlock: one who is as crazy as my mom and sister? maybe not CalGlock: lol CalGlock: hehehe AlumniGlock: do you have any cousins? CalGlock: In the Philippines CalGlock: lots of em AlumniGlock: shit on me CalGlock: LOL AlumniGlock: OK AlumniGlock: what about white friends who wish they were filipina? AlumniGlock: any of those? 12:55 AM CalGlock: lol CalGlock: sorry CalGlock: not really AlumniGlock: goddamit christine AlumniGlock: that's one of your Charges, you know AlumniGlock: they don't tell you that @ silent walk AlumniGlock: bu tit is AlumniGlock: but it is AlumniGlock: "finding a suitable wife for alumnus glockenspiels" CalGlock: hahaha CalGlock: I can't even get myself a guy in the Cal Band!!!! AlumniGlock: NO NO NO AlumniGlock: FUCK calbandsmen AlumniGlock: they're all retards CalGlock: lol AlumniGlock: dude, you can do so much better than bandsmen CalGlock: hahaha CalGlock: maybeAlumniGlock: have you dated w/in the band? AlumniGlock: adn wasn't he a retard? AlumniGlock: i remember, when I was in band AlumniGlock: I was a retard CalGlock: LOL CalGlock: well, I kinda dated CalGlock: [CENSORED] CalGlock: two dates AlumniGlock: i can't even tell you whot aht motherfucker is AlumniGlock: i know maybe like 5 bandsmen? CalGlock: then he hooked up with the [CENSORED] CalGlock: who had a boyfriend CalGlock: wow, you're right, lol AlumniGlock: you, unger, that cymbals chick, that Kim Nguyen chick, and brad? CalGlock: yup CalGlock: soon, it might just be me 1:00 AM AlumniGlock: i'm so fucking drunk, i can barely feel my feet CalGlock: lol AlumniGlock: you going to regon? AlumniGlock: oregon? CalGlock: nope AlumniGlock: yeah fuck oregon CalGlock: liz AlumniGlock: it'll just be one weekend out of your life YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK AlumniGlock: christine, i'm so gdurnk AlumniGlock: drunk CalGlock: uhhh, yeah CalGlock: hehehe CalGlock: actually, I should go to bed CalGlock: because I'm sick AlumniGlock: yeah me too AlumniGlock: oh fuck! tyhat's not cool AlumniGlock: OK, well you made my blog AlumniGlock: Cal You Great! CalGlock: what's your blog? AlumniGlock: http://sixhertz.blogspot.com AlumniGlock: be careful! AlumniGlock: lotsa filipino republican ranting! CalGlock: heheh okay AlumniGlock: oh, and you're cute for a filipina, hippie, democrat CalGlock: close CalGlock: I'm a no party AlumniGlock: oh. i thought you were gonna say "i'm not filipina" AlumniGlock: scared the fuck out of me for a second there CalGlock: lol AlumniGlock: OK i'm gonna pass out now AlumniGlock: check the blog sometime tomorrow AlumniGlock: goodnihgt AlumniGlock: doogntihg AlumniGlock: goodnight CalGlock: lates |
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